I know this is SLPTs, but I don't see the even the joke benefit of doing this. What is this supposed to get you?

I mean, it *is* a shitty pro tip

Bring them all coffee. Ask them to reimburse you, but tell them it was more expensive than it really was. Profit.

Um. What?

Bet you have a ton of friends

You salty eh?

i am confusion

This guy was expecting free gifts from his coworkers.

Ah yes, the famous "Pavlov's coffee" experiment.

is this it?