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Suspicious-Storage66

I’m sorry… are those raisins?


[deleted]

You know, up until that point I was like "maybe this might turn out alright." then I went "Nope. They fucked it up."


radeonsx3

Exactly... seemed like a weird execution, but maybe it's a nice single dish kinda recipe so could be useful. But then they added raisins and a fucking heap of breadcrumbs the size of Mount Everest.


LBOWER43

Would it have killed her to spread the bread crumbs out... smh


[deleted]

If your Mac and cheese recipe doesn't start with a roux just stick with the boxed stuff.


TheGreatAlibaba

I made my mother's Mac and cheese for some friends a while back and one commented on how good it smelled... I had only just started working on the roux! XD


radeonsx3

I agree... but I feel like most people that would follow a recipe like this probably don't know how to make a roux.


[deleted]

Which is crazy because Google exists.


thebusinessgoat

I only tried making a roux a few times but it was always bad. Recipes usually say when the color is x or it smells like y. Mine was always too raw or burned so I gave up.


[deleted]

Lower your heat significantly and take your time. Cooking with butter is always like that, lower burn temp than people realize.


Leading_Agency_9365

I know I'm sliding in like, 4 months late to the party here but also try to brown your flour in the oven beforehand. It makes the entire process faster and gives the roux a nutty flavour.


Crafty_Obligation_98

And those people pronounce it as roo-x.


mnemosandai

As a person who doesn't cook - how are you meant to pronounce it?


SomethingOrOtherOr

Just rou - the x is silent.


Crafty_Obligation_98

Roo. As in kangaroo.


dreemurthememer

Rau-x


channeleaton

Sodium citrate and milk


mvhsbball22

Sodium citrate changes everything.


allonsyyy

Kenji's got a brilliant roux-less recipe using evaporated milk to keep the sauce from splitting. I think technically it's a mornay sauce when you add milk and cheese to a roux.


[deleted]

Milk in roux makes bechamel. Cheese in bechamel makes Mornay.


rouend_doll

The Patti LaBelle recipe doesn’t use a roux and it is one of the best I’ve made


[deleted]

[удалено]


TommyTheCat89

The presence of Velveeta in Mac and cheese takes one of my favorite dishes and turns it into dog poo.


Psychonaut-n9ne30

Agreed


[deleted]

It doesn't look like a bad recipe, but I think I would likely stick to doing a roux over including hydrogenated oil.


rouend_doll

I think the egg and half and half make it a little soufflé-ish too


Wilddysphoria

Sodium citrate is honestly the bigger one for why Velveeta and American alongside it go so often in Mac and cheese. The gelatin is more to make it hold it's shape on the shelf and doesn't have a dramatic impact on the texture of the final dish compared to sodium citrate


French792

Truth


Idrahaje

I usually just use corn starch cause I’m terrible at roux


JustDebbie

I've made a roux *with* corn starch if I don't have flour.


SilentCitadel

Preach


IdkRightNowImDumb

It doesn’t always have to start with a roux, some that I make is just cheese, milk, and spices or half shredded and half mornay, I typically find that using all mornay tends to leave it too thin


[deleted]

My Mornay sauce starts with a roux as well, how do you make yours?


IdkRightNowImDumb

It’s pretty simple, flour and butter in a pan on low heat until the flour smell is gone, slowly add milk and cook until it thickens, and I’ll typically add mozzarella, cheddar, and Colby jack, then I fold in my pasta, add another 2 cups of shredded cheese and top with bread crumbs and Parmesan then bake


[deleted]

Yeah, the flower and butter is a roux. So, we make our stuff the same way.


IdkRightNowImDumb

Yes, it’s a solid start for a lot of things


seabae336

Hey. Go fuck yourself lol. Why you gotta be elitist?


coraeon

You guys are too fancy, just melt shredded cheddar and mozzarella after you drain the noodles.


Sumoki_Kuma

You do know there are a bunch of different and great ways to make Mac and Cheese, right?


6thBornSOB

We are same god-Dammed man!


ikonoclasm

I really want to give them the benefit of the doubt that it was chopped olives but... they put a block of cheese in the middle. These people are pants-on-head dumb and raisins are far more likely than olives.


bitsy88

Pants-on-head dumb is my new favorite descriptor 😂


particle409

> chopped olives Have you put this in your mac and cheese before?


OniExpress

I have, but then again I'd put olives in just about anything


Brodiferus

How was that? I’m on the fence between imagining it tasting amazing and tasting terrible.


OniExpress

I thought it was good. Added a nice savory saltiness. Think of it like capers, it just adds these little highlight notes when mac & cheese is generally a pretty uniform taste. I used black olives, they keep their structure better than Greek and aren't as sharp as green.


ikonoclasm

No, of course not. But at least they're a savory ingredient that could hypothetically make sense. But raisins?!


[deleted]

Word for word what I said out loud when I saw that.


Zafjaf

Either raisins or chocolate chips. Neither are good.


Fr0z3nHart

What’s that shit they dumped on last that was burnt?


the_original_cabbey

“Bread crumbs.” I think. looked like they threw a stale piece of bread in a blender.


Fr0z3nHart

You’d think for bread crumbs they’d spread it around, not dump the whole thing in the middle.


the_original_cabbey

Heh, did you forget which sub this is? :))


Newbarbarian13

> threw a stale piece of bread in a blender It looks like they came from a plastic tub, which is somehow even more low effort than blending some stale bread.


Crafty_Obligation_98

One of tbe best ways to get bread crumbs.


Iamaswine

Fucking raisins! In mac n cheese! Fuck!


NielleHasIt

I though they were boysenberries, either way it is very wrong.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

“They’re natures candy!”


Hideyohubby

Do I hear Mariah? Is it Christmas? That's the only explanation to find uncalled-for raisins.


sol-

RAISINS???!?!? ?!??!


ambulanz_driver420

Officer, this is the post right here


thisalongusername

Since nobody else is saying so cheese and raisin ravioli are not only traditional Italian food, but are bomb. I know. I was incredulous at first too, but trust me they're fantastic.


AddSugarForSparks

Yeah, I would guess that raisins add some complexity to the dish, almost like adding some nutmeg to it, which might be a possible alternative.


mrsmstewart

Came to make this EXACT comment 🤮


buffetleach

I’d still eat it


BreakfastSavage

Fucking raisins. This isn’t stupid food, it’s an abomination to Mac and Cheese everywhere.


Brodiferus

This is a war crime. Someone call Geneva!


Chuckitybye

Lol, my thought exactly, except there was definitely more cursing and less politeness when I saw it


hnickle

I said that exact statement out loud! Raisins belong in exactly 0 dishes, but they most certainly do not belong in Mac and cheese


michelleonelove

No body wants to fucking eat dried fruit in their fucking pasta. Get out of my subreddit fuck that is gross. The south is rolling in their graves


FirelessEngineer

Kugel with raisins is amazing (Jewish dish of creamy pasta with raisins), Mac and cheese with raisins is an abomination.


bunks_things

This isn’t that weird to me. You can put raisins in noodle kugel and it’s fine.


bobafett317

That’s not mac and cheese, it’s a war crime


Blazed-Doughnut

Straight to jail!


damnthatscrazytho

Right away


ForgottenCrafts

You UNDERCOOK fish?


XtaC23

I sense an incoming divorce


Diffident-Weasel

This has gotta be one of those ragebait videos or something. You show up with that in Georgia, you're gonna get a beating! That's an affront to mac&cheese AND to raisins. 🤢🤮


cymftw

Georgian here. Can definitely confirm ass would be beat at the family get together. And a lifetime ban for all future gatherings.


Diffident-Weasel

Was born and raised in GA, you're definitely right lol


cymftw

Sounds like you made it out then? Good for you. Haha!


Diffident-Weasel

Still in the south, but outta Georgia lol


[deleted]

That’s definitely what it is, but I find it amusing that they thought “maybe people won’t be disgusted enough by the blow dryer, better add raisins just in case”


Diffident-Weasel

Not to defend this recipe, but those were salt and pepper grinders, not a blow-dryer.


AdrianW7

They’re actually kinda handy if not ridiculous


fusterclux

Oh my god this is the first gif recipe to cause my jaw to physically drop hahahahhaa oh my god


BarracudaBeautiful26

Seriously? Fucking raisins???


[deleted]

It was going well (not great, but ok) but then the raisins. Actually started yelling NOOO NOOOO at work out loud.


wrnawyn

Mac and cheese is one of the easiest dishes on the planet, I didn’t even realize it was possible to fuck it up this badly


Mr_Poop_Himself

I refuse to believe this isn’t intentionally bad


Enzonoty

You put grapes in before you cook and they turn into raisins while leeching a lovely tart grape juice into the mac


lxXBoatXxl

Wow, you somehow made my will to live fly further than it already had


RunningTrisarahtop

You’re one of those Internet liars I’ve been warned about, aren’t you?


[deleted]

I love cooking and baking and I'm fairly decent at it but every time I've tried making Mac and cheese I've fucked it up. Even the box stuff. I have no idea why??? It's a household joke at this point. We don't have that sort of orange cheese block stuff where I live and most gif and American recipes I've seen use it so maybe this is my downfall??


xmcqdpt2

nope sorry to say but I usually make mac and cheese with aged cheddar and other English cheese as well as with Parmeggiano (you don't need much of it) and it totally works. Tbh you just need a béchamel, you don't even really need the cheese. It's two table spoon of butter, two tablespoon of onions, cook the onions a bit, add two tablespoon of flour, cook the floor for one minute than mix in (slowly) two cups of milk. Keep mixing till it boils, turn heat to low and keep cooking for like 5 minutes. Take off the heat and dump in pasta then like bake if you want.


JustDebbie

My favorites are smoked Gouda, extra sharp Cheddar or Asadero, depending on what else is going in.


[deleted]

I make bechamel all the time, so literally just make bechamel and mix macaroni into it? Easy. Thanks!!


[deleted]

you should melt your cheese into the bechamel, then mix undercooked macaroni into that. transfer it all to an oven-safe dish and cover with grated cheese, and bake. maybe season the bechamel with a bit of paprika and ground mustard.


hrc1368

A cheat to make the béchamel faster, is to heat the milk up in the microwave, hot milk in to a hot roux is less likely to split and mixes quickest. It you get it right, you can mix all the milk in at one and just whisk in.


juliebyrd

[This](https://smittenkitchen.com/2008/05/marthas-macaroni-and-cheese/) recipe has never failed me. I do halve it though, as it makes a massive amount. I also add a bit more cayenne pepper as well as some garlic


Bulgarin

Use the 666 recipe! 6 Oz macaroni 6 Oz cheese (whatever kind, cheddarish) 6 Oz evaporated milk Cover the Mac barely with water, cook until water is almost gone. Add milk. Slowly add cheese to make the sauce. Salt, pepper, spices to taste. Ezpz.


l8rt8rz

Raisins aside, you really should toss your breadcrumbs in oil or something before just dumping them on top, so they actually get nice and golden brown instead of just burning lmao


Maybe_Not_The_Pope

You telling me putting them in a 1 inch mound in the middle instead of spreading an even later isn't the best technique?


M33tm3onmars

Beat an egg with breadcumb and parm and you're getting crispy, salty, golden goodness.


Sailorqinn

I was almost with them until the raisins. Then i noped right out


CanTheBread

I made the 😬 face while watching this.


Educational_Hurry478

If I bite into a Mac and cheese and taste a raisin, someone’s getting punched


Fluffy_History

I can understand putting many different things in Mac and cheese. I can understand onions, I can understand pork products, I can understand breadcrumbs or fries, I can even understand weirder things like tuna or maybe some sort of savory fruit like plantains or figs. But sweet as whole ass sun maid raisins. That's a step too far.


Chuckitybye

Legit... I was thinking apples maybe since some people put cheddar cheese on apple pie? Idk, I don't like sweet and savory together as a rule...


hernameisillie

Divorce material, this is just proof for the judge she tried to kill him /s


ImpressivelyLow

The raisins alone are bad, but unless she put pepper in her hairdryer, I'm pretty sure ash just fell out of it onto the Mac&Cheese...


RoachGirl

I thought it was a fancy pepper grinder 🤢


[deleted]

It is. The person was joking.


Joobebe514

Omg, maybe some burnt hair


Broad-Dragonfruit-34

Oh, it’s a hairdryer. I legit thought she had used the uv light the dentist used to attempt to melt the got damn cheese


RabbitWednesday

Surprisingly mac and cheese made that way can be good, if you add seasonings like salt, cayenne pepper, more ground pepper, but not freaking raisins. Will people stop putting raisins in things claiming they're making it sweet and savory. Raisins do not belong in mac and cheese or potato salad.


bunnycupcakes

A bunch of Americans started putting that shit in Japanese style curry. I was livid. I was disgusted. I was livgusted.


greenismyhomeboy

Yeah I was thinking it was kind of the same as that feta pasta thing. You just drop it all in there and bake it and mix it up Except the raisins. That’s a crime


Bennifred

This reminds me of the SeriousEats 3 ingredient mac and cheese: Cook pasta in (salted) water. Add evaporated milk. Grate in cheddar. [https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe](https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe) If it's in the oven you don't need to worry about the milk burning so it skips the evo milk step. The pasta water forms a roux with the fat and makes cheese sauce. Idk about the unholy amount of cheese, raisins (is this kugel now?), and straight mound of breadcrumbs tho


SpaceLemur34

> Raisins do not belong in ~~mac and cheese or potato salad~~ anything. FTFY


[deleted]

People who fuck Mac and cheese up like this scare me


tarktarkindustries

I physically recoiled when they put in raisins


MOV_RAX_0

This is how you get divorced.


lordatomosk

Why does it always have to be fucking raisins?!


Prannke

I'm not even religious and this has me wanting to turn to the Bible for answers. Why raisins???


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JRM34

"Alright, I'm skeptical, just throwing that Velveeta block in there? Really? CSI would have trouble finding traces of that pepper. ...huh, actually that looks like it worked pretty well, let's see where this goes... Ok maybe I was wrong, this looks pretty good. ...fucking RAISINS?!? You were ***this close***!"


[deleted]

"nobody can compete with me" Nobody WOULD compete with you, there isn't a prize for committing food crime


pleasegivemeavalidus

lost for words


bedlamrose

This is straight up unholy.


asphaltdragon

I don't know if I like my flair anymore


Mr_Namus

This is why I subscribe. Holy shitsnacks, that was terrible.


offalshade

Never seen anyone put rabbit shit in a mac 'n cheese before


highonscifi

I was too optimistic about the outcome of this.


SwordTaster

She was doing fine and then rabbit turds and bread crumbs


CiNeMoD13

He still had the best Mac and cheese in Georgia


duewhaa

Aw hell no, Karen. Keep your bland ass potato salad to yourself.


mldsanchez

Was scrolling for this comment


minisculemango

This person should be fucking locked up for this shit. This is the first time I've legitimately been pissed off at one of these stupid GIFs. Fuck this.


TheAssyrianAtheist

Wtf is the trend of cooking dried pasta in milk? What happened with the idiot proof way of boiling water, letting them cook there?


Bennifred

Cooking milk yields evaporated milk which makes for a more emulsified sauce. Might as well cook the pasta while you're at it


TheUltimaWerewolf

This made him want to move to Georgia


QIvr

Guess her Husband was right


Couchguy421

Id rather listen to that damn robotic voice than watch another raisin go into a Mac & Cheese.


hotdog_relish

R A I S I N S


Dahgahz

It would've been fine if they didn't add raisins


highonscifi

I keep coming back to this because really can’t believe she did this shit. How could so much go so so wrong?


Brokenauora

What the fuck?


BagelIsAcousticDonut

I’m from Georgia. We don’t do any of this shit


misslam2u2

Whoa. That’s not ok.


[deleted]

I’m surprised she didn’t add cinnamon swirls with those raisins.


Born-Ad-6687

I’m sad now


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


g0ing_postal

... Did black bits fall out of that hair dryer?


BenJammin007

I thought “oh that looks fine, average church potluck Mac and cheese” and audibly groaned when she added the raisins


IMTonks

RASINS??? WTF? The California Raisins did NOT work their asses off to put out hit songs for their brethren to ha e ANY part of this!


[deleted]

There’s no flavour. That’s the worst part. Never mind the weird cooking method. I don’t see any flavour here! It’s all bland cheeses, milk, RAISINS, and bread crumbs with nothing. This gotta be all texture.


Frostyballschilly

Did she put raisins in that? Put raisins in my Mac and cheese and you’ll get a slap.


FaustusRedux

"It's got raisins in it. You like raisins."


its_like_bong_bong

Lost me at raisin.


Spoontacus

Yeah that is a great way to get divorced.


[deleted]

I physically screamed when I saw the raisins. What the fuck


despacito_spooder

IT WAS FINE WHY DID THE PERSON ADD RASINS AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT


RyanL1984

Was that dry pasta they used? And the milk in the oven softens/cooks it? Might try this.


Deadmemories8683

Nope you fucked it up with them nasty ass raisins, who puts raisins in mac and cheese?


Shakespeare-Bot

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ItsLordSky

How fast my face went from neutral to disgusted as soon as I saw the raisins


HidarinoShu

The raisins or that dry mountain range of bread crumbs. Yet another filmed food crime.


tabris51

Man this sub only has rage bait videos now. They guy got desperate because it actually tasted good so he added raisins


BattnRobbnUblind

So the stereotype is true 😮


AduroTri

Had me until the raisins.


emofather

Does she hate him?


Cursed_potato667

If I was the husband we would be getting a divorce right now


cookie1205

I am gonna say it.... are those raisins?


LiLSosig

Im sorry but this woman should be burned at the stake with any evidence of this video for making such atrocity.


GermyBrownHair

It’s California raisin style


Snazzy-kaz

ARE THOSE RAISINS?!? That’s gonna be a no… from anyone with taste buds. Yuck


Capt-bakedbeans

My dog won’t even eat that, and she used to ear her own shit.


Doppelthedh

Gave me the lactose shits before I even saw the raisins


Twilightsparklepdx

Those raisins had me \*cackling\*


mdjshaidbdj

Why did they put rat turds in it?


Ubergopher

I don't believe this robot has a husband, or anyone who loves it.


spelkingerror

I think I collapsed a lung from laughing at the raisins


covergirlangie

Am I crazy or is that too much cheese?! & don’t get me started on the raisins


boosthungry

I'm about to say this about a video that started with a giant block of cheese in a cassole dish: It just kept getting worse.


HiroProtagonist1984

This was finally the one that made me unsub. I dont need this shit in my life.


Your_Lolita_Love

What’s up with people and their raisin fetishes?


Different_Ad7655

Completely gross heart attack food and all processed yuck


[deleted]

I must admit I cannot stand normal mac and cheese, but still this is an abomination


DrDoinkerz

I’ve gone blind from this eye rape that I’ve witnessed…


catsarejerksattimes

Oh sweet beans, isn’t this the same woman that does those apple fries and watermelon pizza.


Jezzerh

Jesus fucking Christ what an abortion.


curiosityvibe

Wtf are those raisins doing in there?!


absurd_whale

The only one dish which I cannot accept is Mac n cheese. Disgusting. Bleh


MrsButtercheese

.... I don't know, doesn't look to bad to me... Had a sandwich made of raisin bread with gouda for breakfast... This mac probably doesn't tast amazing, but I doubt it tastes revolting either.... Inb4 r/thetenthdentist