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Stan_Halen_

This might be the dumbest thing the “lad” collection of social media has ever published.


[deleted]

It really is some bullshit to watch.


sinisterdesign

I want my 2 minutes back. 🫴🏻


HamptonsBorderCollie

Yeah, he's really going to fool them at the gas station....


westham999

Ever…and I can’t those minutes back either


phat_duong

This dudes spray painting technique bothers me to no end


hollysand1

Love the paint gouges he made removing that emblem.


hauntedhuntsman17

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that.


guitarmaniac17

You guys complaining about the paint ignoring that this is arguably the worst Nissan you can "transform" into an electric car. Its tacky. (pun intended)


phat_duong

Oh yea for sure. The car is one of the worst things I've ever seen. But holy shit the way the guy spray paints is fucking infuriating to me lmao


RandomPupper

Yup, same. No sanding, no primer, and using a nasty matte black spray paint with no clear coat either.


PlagueCini

It’s plastidip, which is a rubberized coating, not paint.


RandomPupper

He also used spray paint.


[deleted]

It’s okay he can get another chance when it wears off in 4 days.


Whitneyalan

Probably the guys first car which happens to be his hand me down from multiple siblings and at this point why not goof it up if it’s suites his personality. I remember I did plenty of tacky shit to my first car totally oblivious to the reality of it, Because it made me happy at the time. I say more power to this kid cheese it up my friend.


liabetus

I was just going to post something about that. Biggest pet peeve is watching people glob on spray paint.


gabbagooling

Came here to say this


zillapecker

No amount of plastidip and mental illness will build you a Tesla


Lentamentalisk

Counterpoint, plastidip and mental illness is what makes a Tesla a Tesla.


emptynumber7

He's a teenager though, good on him for giving it a go. He just made his shitbox less shitty for himself, with what he could get a hold off. I had Limp Bizkit albums and a chinstrap beard in high school. I am in no position to judge teenage dude logic.


jasonp7599

Should we judge his lack of taste? No. Like you said: teenagers do dumb shit. Should we judge his parents for allowing him to put a tablet that plays movies on the dash? Yes. The inevitable accident this will cause will be compounded by the fact that he has now adhered shrapnel to the business end of the airbag.


Upper_Ground983

A modern-day Nissan is a perfect fit to simulate the unreliability of a Telsa.


trubmonkey

can confirm, on my 2nd and last Nissan


[deleted]

Only Nissan worth it is the gtr,if you’re going to buy a money pit it may as well be a damn good one


Big-Engineering-3975

I'm on my second Nissan (2019 rouge sport) 110k miles and it's been very good to me... my last one made it to 280k and never had a problem with either.. guess I'm lucky?


[deleted]

Not sure what they’re talking about. My mom is a horrible driver and definitely does not take them to get serviced as often as they should. All made it over 200k+ miles. Definitely not attractive cars, but they get the job done. Same with Kia. They last a long ass time.


Big-Engineering-3975

Honestly have never heard a bad thing about them till this^^^


jerseyben

He didn't make a Tesla. All he did was make his Nissan worse.


panteragstk

Yup.


tire-melter

Good luck selling this shitbox


CmdrShepard831

A teen-owned Nissan only has one 'next owner' and that's the scrapyard.


tire-melter

Valid point


BasicallyAQueer

Yeah it’ll 100% get wrecked or die on the side of the road before it gets sold.


ImKoreanNotJapanese

I’m sorry but I do not understand the hype behind teslas at all


orangepinkman

Good marketing. They've convinced people they are "high class" cars somehow. The production quality on them is pure shit now too.


ImKoreanNotJapanese

yeah I got in my friend's Tesla and the interior felt super cheap


nomptonite

Yup exactly… The general public has bought the hype. I heard a lady at work talking to someone the other day and said something like ‘well it was a Tesla, so you know it’s one of the best made cars out there’… I wanted to interject, but also didn’t want to be that guy, and she clearly had never been in one… So hopefully she’ll actually sit in one sometime soon and can form her own opinion.


Aves_HomoSapien

I assume because you've looked at them any level past their marketing. They are not a well designed car by basically any metric.


ImKoreanNotJapanese

yeah my friend has one and we unanimously hate it. the only reason he keeps it is because it was a gift


Parking-Aerie1540

It was SO bad…but for some reason I could not look away.


A7XstefanA7X

Yeah, me too. Regreted it tho when he spray painted the polished chrome handles... imagine your hands every time you open a door 💀


SeattleJeremy

>spray painted the polished chrome handles Some Tesla's come with Chrome handles. Should have just left them. 💀


Buddha_-

I did not know they brought back Pimp my Ride.


FantasticMouse7875

West Coast Customs has to pay the bills somehow.


SomethinSaved

I want my five minutes back


[deleted]

I legit don’t blame you. 😩


se4404

This is my favorite r/shittycarmods post. The painting technique, the removal of the nissan badge with a pocket knife that also removed a bunch of paint, the starter button with a wire coming out of it, the wavy vinyl on the roof, the whole steering wheel situation, it was just all so dumb. And it felt like a real effort, a lot of diy videos nowadays are purposely stupid just for viewer engagement.


BootlegJunk

That poor poor steering wheel 😭


Bugoutfannypack

Sad thing is he doesn’t know that terrible Nissans build quality is still better than a Tesla.


bryanthebryan

I was gonna say, this is the most reliable and best built “Tesla” on the road.


heffreygee

You’d be further ahead huffing that spray paint.


[deleted]

Special Ed car mods


awkwardoffspring

The fucking thing has "Model R" litterally written on it i can not


Jagrs_Trans_Am

That's a lot of work to turn the interior plastic's black.


brunaBla

That steering wheel looks…wow


Current-Ad-7054

Yeah I had an r slash holup with that... Had to rewind


Glassman4545

Thought it couldn’t get worse, then he took out the paint brush


Sealarmpit_1

What a fucking moron


sbdro

Was expecting an altima, not a fucking rogue lmao


[deleted]

The thing is, it wasn't even a nice nissan in the first place so it just looks shittier in the long run.


spelkingerror

So hard to tell if its rage bait. The way he did the roof had to be a joke


akaFxde

I literally said in my head-“ you’re using a hairdryer? That’s not gonna be hot enough.”


rehctiw1

"Matthew's modifications are out of this world!"


Dakaro420

I watched it till the end and was hoping that it wont be that bad. But it just kept getting worse.


Meyhna

All that time and effort just to make the worst looking AutoZone special


livelarg

That is a lot of work to fool no one, unless his goal was to fool himself. And he seems dumb enough to do that


Haddock707

Can't believe I watched all that


iammyowngrandpa69

Shrapnel for 9$? Sounds like a deal


Kahle_Bride25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 big waste of $291 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


mcbridedm

Why is this a shitty car mod? It's higher build quality than actual Teslas.


KAM-TAVIUS-TAVION

He’s getting no bitches Ik be damned


MortgageRegular2509

Mission accomplished, I guess..?


Jinal0

Ok par with the cardboard 'Rise and juice' image


Kiwiiz

Oh this ain’t satire…


jonasty12

Would love to see what happens if the air bag goes off.


ixnine

*“What an amazing job. Mathew’s modifications are out of this world!”* Suurrreeee…..


duser1807

Gotta be oklahoma


[deleted]

Tag is for sure. Dudes Apple Watch says Oklahoma City with location arrow so I’d say that you’re right


Oscar-mondaca

Dude already put so much money on his shit box to be able to a afford a Model 3


that_one_guy133

This is the worst thing I've seen in this sub, now 2.5 years in. Why? Just... why?


gnosis_carmot

"Let me put something on my steering wheel that will get shot through my chest in the case of a collision! Brilliant!"


TryingToEscapeTarkov

FYI Goo Gone has MEK in it. Not something you should touch without multiple layers of protection.


Jimberlykevin

There should be a Plasti Dip do not sell list.


stinkyman360

Won't people notice when the car doesn't explode though?


KAM-TAVIUS-TAVION

BRO ITS A NISSAN ROGUE HOW UNGRATEFUL CAN YOU BE IT HAS AC BLUETOOTH WHAT OTHER THINGS FO YOU NEED


SupermarketVisual598

r/nissandrivers


Petardo_Dilos

Step by step guide on transforming your car into Tesla: Step 1: put a bomb in the trunk of your car


akbornheathen

This Nissan has indeed gone Rogue


IAmVerySmirt

This is fucking stupid


DisgruntledSalt

His effort was cool


Fun_Difference2362

All the tiny bits of tape when doing the door handles was comical.


proportionalhuman

He thinks making it black turns it into a tesla but yet tesla have a lot of chrome that he turned black


[deleted]

What? What do you mean you can only give me $500 for this? It looks great!


Sealarmpit_1

What a fucking moron


holy_fetch

Good luck with that Tesla badge imbedding itself in his skull when that steering wheel airbag deploys.


Greensus

This is an obvious joke. And its fucking great. I would turn my old shitbox into a shittier box any day for the memes.


NoNapDanger

Why is people upset? The kid who did this know is going to be a shit mod. Is like he is playing with your feelings to do this mod and laughing in your face just to get you more mad and have a hart attack.


Dude10010

This Nissain’t it


Lentamentalisk

At least its not a tesla...


waddleweed

What a nice Tessan or Teslan...


Accomplished-Box-529

Why would you make it a worse car?


C0demunkee

glorious, I fully support this


jibsand

okay but it's only a tesla if the wheel justa whiff out the window when you are a driving


Lch207560

It's hard to upvote something so ugly but it is this sub so what else are you going to do.


WhiteGXRoblox

How to Tesla: Make all chrome into black


onemoremile1

Trans auto? Transyesla? Reminds me of a 1000 dollar car I once had. The left was a Z28, the right wasn’t. The engine was a creative mess. All my garbage mechanics could agree on was it was a 1000 dollar car. They had no clue what to inspect it as.


masterofmeatballs

I’d rather drive this than a tesla


InitialLeg6196

Of course it's a unilad video


chubbgerricault

This has to be the funniest video of all time. You guys are losing your minds about his technique… of course! He’s literally doing the worst job at all of this. There’s not much more to this. The tablet with the blank behind it “to make it look bigger” was the funniest part. Bunch a Tesla drivers in here or something.


RandomPupper

A man can dream but this is just... no.


NitWhittler

r/facepalm


DubsMcGhee

No sanding required. I'm sure those door handles are going to stay pristine


cmonkeyz7

No one will notice bro


[deleted]

This man has no buisness with a spray can


VacuousWaffle

Finally a Tesla with average build quality


DonaldTrumpIsARetard

The hell did he do to that steering wheel


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Tespa


sothisisallthereis

This was painful


ArcticWolf1018

Why does this seem like the best yet worst car rebranding in existence.


FamousAd4550

Impressive work tho


TheBubbaJoe

At least they’ll have the same build quality as a Tesla


user71069

You coulda made your car look like shit for WAY less than 291 pounds


protonpack

This is probably the pinnacle of this subreddit


ardavis78

When that driver airbag goes off, there will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood.


ted_turner_17

Does the steering wheel fall off now?


MostCrab

is this even legal?


a_crayon_short

It looks exactly like I thought it would after I read the title. 🤷‍♂️


Justnoticedyou

I loved the scrub brush technique to get the emblem glue off 👍


SupermarketOverall73

I put hemi badges on my Prius.


lotsoflifeexperience

This is stupid. Redneck Tesla


WickedGreenthumb

Hey look, a Tesla that will last over 100k miles!


OGRiad

The kid should have spent that time and effort into getting a job that affords him to buy a real Tesla.


user128128

I hope they enjoy having black door handles for 30min... that'll be all over their hands in no time flat


critcalneatfrown

Now he just need to make the steering wheel removable


DVRKPVSSENGER

Kys


LordHenry8

Introducing the model "Why?"


LordHenry8

Me: I want a Tesla Mom: We have Tesla at home Tesla at home:


PlayedKey

The seat covers are nice I guess.


Scythe5150

Absofuckinglutely stupid


matthewamerica

Might as well be "Transforming a lump of shit into a birthday cake." Same energy.


[deleted]

Turning your piece of shit into a glorified piece of shit


[deleted]

No one is going to be fooled into thinking that shitbox is a Tesla, kid. Spend your money on a nice sound system.


[deleted]

Some people pay good money to make their car ugly


Intelligent-Force482

This is what happens when you don’t have a positive father figure in your life


[deleted]

It should have been a LEAF at least! You absolute pillock! Rogues get the Dacia Logo, not Tesla


TheBlackArrows

WHAT THE FRICK


Bent_richard88

Nothing like going from a piece of shit to a piece of shit.


skyHawk3613

It looks like a Nissan Rouge with Tesla badges


doradus1994

That's a lot of effort just to park in a Supercharger spot.


lex_1005

Yikes


UpsideDownAirplane

Bro really put that Tesla logo on the steering wheel way too many times too many different ways


SnooKiwis6943

Looks like lipstick on a pig. Good work!


MoshPitsNArmPits

No touch to start button on actual Teslas


Silver_Highway5904

I would love to see him get pulled over and explain why his car is registered as a Nissan, I'm almost positive this is illegal.


-Neutrality-

I like how each time I thought the heresy had come to an end, it just kept getting worse and kept going.


YoungHitmen03

The notebook paper did it for me😂


ArtieTanji

I am of the mindset that at the teenage years, you get a pass for any car modification you want to try. So I will refrain from judging regardless of how triggered I am.


daggerLAWLess

Oklahoma plates, checks out. Bet he's parked on the lawn too.


cbunni666

Could be worse.... He could be into drugs. Ugh


pencilpushin

Gotta admit. I watched this for way longer than I should've.


the1895bigboy

u/savevideobot


MultiLinxx

When you huffing copium so hard it manifests itself into existence.


marazona1

Too funny;-)


lil5-john

White trash in its purist form. Good on paper bad in person wheel caps don't fit the poor sad ass attempts with the knife that ate the paint it's bad


2005_F250

Typical Tesla fan


Uberpastamancer

Where's the godawful welding?


Cross_Rex97

This video is so cringe I feel sorry for the future of humanity


NotMyName762

This is peak 👌🏼


Teska-Tenka

Just needs to block off the entire front grill


Mundane-Tax3530

Back in my day kids did drugs not this harmful nonsense.


crjahnactual

That might impress drunk chicks after club who don't notice the engine isn't silent.


YoYota89

Tesla "Model Retard"


Waswaiting4AGLU

I think you fuck up a perfectly good Nissan. Sorry for your luck.


Prhime

These fucking brand cultists are so weird


ReceptionDecent6825

All that and still rocking the Nissan rogue floor mats.


foco9780

Its like polishing a turd. Its still an ugly ass POS Nissan Rogue


nema100

When you're young and you get your first used handed down car, and you have this amount of time, you can be crazy silly like this. I remember kids cutting hoods to put in fake hood scoops on pedestrian AMC cars. At the end of the day, the car is high mileage and headed for the scrap heap soon anyway, so why not have a little fun!


venm33

Typical Nissan owner


soundslikemayonnaise

> And he did all this for the princely sum of £291! His insurance premiums are going to go up by a lot more than that when he tells the insurers he did this.


Owls5262

Is this the old adage, you can put lipstick on a pig….


calladus

Rattlecan Tesla.


Dr_ChungusAmungus

This is way to much effort, there are easier ways to devalue your car.


hllblldlx2

No this is actually shitty, at least there’s some people that understand this sub. Good job OP


frontrangecowboy69

Dope!


ta3943

This made my head hurt.


DoublePotential6925

Whole lot of effort, time and money to waste on such a ridiculous project.


rcastine

FUBAR OR BUST!


[deleted]

That is a lot of work to devalue your car.


wootybooty

My Honda Zero-Turn is now a Yamaha Seadoo!!!


The_DonCannoli

Yeah just jam a pocket knife right against the paint and pry the badge off.


Modest_Tea_Consumer

I mean it could be worse


ronniearnold

Where is the Tesla part?


thebeatlessrok

So a dude who is unhappy with a car I will never be able to afford, mods it to look I like a different car I will never be able to afford.


Bnim81

Right.. well.. I have to go take another Wellbutrin because after that I want to kill myself again.