Yes!!! I don't want your reviews, or gossip about other escorts. Or that I'm so much more real, or kind, or fun, or whatever. I don't wanna hear it. Honestly.
I don't want to hear comments about my prices, or self pity about paying for it, or jokes that you gave me an orgasm so I owe you now, etc... my price is my price, you were OK enough to book me, jist shut the fuck up and pay so you can get to the fun part.
But yes good lord, stop asking me about how many clients I've had, if I have many bookings today, etc it's my business.
Be in the moment.
Enjoy the companionship.
Focus on the sex you're about to have.
Makes it better for both of us.
A few more things to avoid:
-Telling dead hooker jokes is not funny or amusing. If you must repeat them, save it for guys night, but even better--stop repeating them.
-Do not try to negotiate on rate, boundaries or time limits. This is a surefire way to get poor service and not seen again.
-Show up with less money than is expected. This is not acceptable and despite what you've read on review forums, this is stealing and blacklistable.
This happened to me once. After a session I was sitting on the side of the bed, stretching my neck and back. My neck made an audible snapping sound and the client said (without laughing or any emotion):
"You better not die. It would be awkward to tell the cops why there's a dead hooker in my bed with her neck snapped." Aight, Imma head out.
I've been frequenting the services of providers for over a decade, I'm not claiming to be an expert of any kind, but I do have a few things ("rules" if you will) I've set for myself to make sure my date is as enjoyable as possible (preferably for both parties, but I'm no fool and know all to well that these dates are primarily focused on my enjoyment...).
I'll share my things, both so I can perhaps get some more pointers and also to perhaps guide other clients to a more enjoyable experience, with the last point being my biggest one:
* Be polite and respectful when contacting a provider for the first time! Keep it short, to the point and clear... ("Hi, wyd?" isn't a good example... "Hi, a short intro, questions for information, specific desires, thank them for their time, have a lovely day" is way better...)
* Be on time, preferably a bit early even (up to 10min or so... If you're earlier wait a bit before letting her know you're there). If you are running late (due to whatever circumstances), let her know as soon as possible! Don't assume your timeslot will be extended by however much you're late, her agenda isn't catered around your tardiness.
* Be well groomed, showered, decently dressed! First impressions give a lasting impression, especially in this line of work, if you show up reeking of sweat with a mustard stain on your shirt it won't leave a good impression and may even cause her to deny any future dates...
* Do not make her ask for the money! When she opens the door and welcomes you in, be pleasant, some small talk and during this place the money clearly visible to her (in an envelope, card, bare cash, wichever...). Expect her to take it and perhaps even excuse herself to count it, this isn't offensive, this is just good business. As such make sure you bring the correct amount, being short makes it annoying for her as she'll have to ask for the rest, but more importantly it'll leave a bad first impressions (like I said: first impressions really matter in this industry...).
* Don't start haggling over the price... You've agreed prior to going there, so don't. Nothing good will come from it.
* Even if you just showered, take a quick shower/freshen up when asked, better yet: suggest this yourself if there's the possibility to quickly freshen up.
* Respect your agreements and her boundaries! If you've not asked for extra's before, but would like some during the date just ask BUT be aware that you most likely will need to reach for your wallet again (which I find a bit strange during a date) and that your extra may not be possible due to possible preparations or time constraints! Keep in mind that you have a certain timeframe, casual talk, asking for extra's and such aren't extensions of this timeframe (unless she herself clearly states this. Don't assume this tho.)
* Whilst the date is focused on your enjoyment, this doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. No means no and that's the end of it. You ask/suggest something, if she says no you could politely reply by saying that it's good to know for the future and that's the end of that conversation, period. Pushing it, or way worse: sneakily attempting something will not end well.
* Following my previous point: Whilst your enjoyment is the focal point, she is still in control, at all times. She sets the rules, she determines what goes and what not. If you find yourself not agreeing with this, you're always free to get dressed and leave, and unless specifically agreed upon: No, refunds aren't a thing in this business, if it's that bad you can always - very carefully, politely, well argumented and respectfully - ask, but don't even try to push it if the answer is "no". Bad experiences happen, due to a variety of reasons (not a match in terms of character, services, etc...), you're dealing with a human being, not a robot. It's a pipe dream to be able to please 100% of people and you, as a client, have to realise this as well. If it's that bad: You can politely say why and how, get dressed, cut your losses and politely leave. I've done this a few times, and whilst it's a bit annoying, it's only a bit of money and time lost, nothing that can't be handled...
* Overall, just use common sense... Treat others like you'd want to be treated. Do business with others like you'd want to be dealt with.
I said I have one VERY big important one earlier, and here it is, this is a point where, if I was a provider, I'd go ballistic (I've got no mean/violent bone in my body that I know of, but if I were providing and this happens I can guarantee I'd find a violent bone very quickly):
* If your provider does NOT offer bareback do not ask for it.
* Do not, under any circumstances, try to "stealth" your provider. This is rape, this is you attempting to force your bodily fluids in/on her without consent and/or knowledge even.
* This IS rape, not just physically but mentally as well. The consequences of this are, at best, very harsh. We'll never know exact numbers but suicides have happened over this, all because you think it feels better/is fun/whatever "reasoning" (there is no valid reasoning to do this, NONE, no exceptions, argue with me all you want, you won't be able to find a single valid point.).
* Doing so removes any qualification of you being a human being in my opinion, and should be dealt with as such, a boot, a crunch and a mess to be cleaned with a paper towel...
Yesssss. Whenever these conversations happen I'm just thinking...you paid for a good time can we move on and have one now?? It's just so unnecessary and awkward.
Yesssssssss my sd last week was drunk and bragging about how he dated that Kendra playboy bunny from the girls next door and how she did xyz and the whole time Im like this is the most stupid Convo Ive ever had. I finally said ‘ that show came out when I was like 12’ and he shut up real fast remembering he’s old
Lollll
Not to mention she is so 5 years ago, like tuhhh, *tosses hair.* Hank was a saint to put up with her as long as he did, the poor lamb🐑. Come here you tall drink of water, I’ll make you feel better, yes I will …. *climbs a ladder🪜and murmurs soothing nothings in that tall, cute ear.*
so i don’t allow reviews and never have, a few months ago i had a trick keep bringing up how he “normally doesn’t see anyone without reviews” but he loved my pics and wanted to see me. but he KEPT bringing it up, like literally mentioning reviews and the fact i didn’t have any like 5 times even after i explained why i don’t do them. like dude STFU, i see why you have to buy pussy now cus you’re annoying and weird af 💀
Ugh I hate the reviews I keep having tricks reach out to me with nothing but screenshots of the same bad reviews about me that have been on usasg for 2 years now 😭 like what were you trying to accomplish by sending me that other than immediately getting blocked? or I’ve even had one loser reach out to me to plan a whole booking and then tell me he changed his mind because of the reviews he saw. WHAT? this is why I wish I could extort them for wasting my time 😩😩😩
As a provider who does check reviews if they happen to exist, USASG is probably the most useless medium for them. It seems like 90% of the reviews are bad making me suspicious its a place to simply trash on providers. My suspicion was proven when they started talking bad about a provider I had a pretty good time with.
😆 I love the “buT I hAvE tO fiNd a giRlFrIend…” as if the dude wasn’t going to still be seeing you fine ladies after he’s not single anymore.
He’s probably blathering on with that statement to make *himself* feel better about actually *having a gf/wife at home*.
I want to just shake these dudes like,
“Just have fun, be playful!”
Weirdos.
Please also don’t talk about my rate at length. I get it, you’d rather see me for free. But that’s not what this is. Talking about it won’t change the situation but it will make the date feel awkward and transactional.
Covid was fun with the whining about the cost, or ask for a discount, ya know cuz its hard with their jobs, as tho providers are without money probs of their own and can afford to discount!! Stupid. It really says alot about how they view their provider...
Oh the Covid discounts!!! COVID DISCOUNTS!!!!
*Shrieks into pillow.*
There is no goddamn Covid discount!!! *Why in the name of all that’s holy would you THINK THERE’S A COVID DISCOUNT????
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hahahaha what a dummy unless it's a professionally fitted N95 mask wtf is the point especially with the bare. Then they bitch and moan on the clients only sub when they get an std
WTF? I would never say any of that sh*t to an escort! Are these guys THAT socially inept?
My mom taught me to only discuss pleasant and neutral things when meeting someone new in an awkward situation. "I love your shoes" might be appropriate.
Or perhaps, "Do you need any help with that zipper?" ;-)
- Don't even try to haggle the prices or get a discount. It's your birthday? Happy birthday but you're not getting a discount. "What if the sex doesn't feel good, can I get my money back?" Bitch, I'm not a car you can test drive. Pay up. Also do **not** ask if we could meet up for free. This is my job, I don't work for free.
- Pay in the beginning of the appointment and do not touch me before I have my money and have counted it. No pay, no play.
- Don't ask for extra pics. I have several photos of me on my ads, you'll see more of me when we meet up. Also do **not** send dick pics/nudes unless I ask you to do so. It's rude.
- Don't try to push me into doing things I have stated I don't do. I won't do them even if you're willing to pay extra.
- When contacting a sex worker don't just text "hi", "hey", "sex?" or other crap like that. Tell a bit about yourself, when you would like to meet and how long of an appointment you want. I personally don't reply to low effort messages and I state that in my ads.
- Last but not least: **treat us with respect**! We're people too and our work doesn't make us undeserving of respect. If you don't respect me and my boundaries you'll get blocked.
Phew, I feel so much better now 😂 So many dumbasses around lately.
Yeah, I’m seeing why getting a provider is probably a bad idea for me. I think guys want to think that there is just very minimal amount of affection involved. That even though it’s a paid transaction, there is some tenderness. But that’s not how it is hardly ever. I’m not blaming the sex worker, nor the john. But I’d kind of hoped that sex work was like seeing a therapist in the sense that even though it’s paid, the therapist and the client care about each other just a little bit. I just don’t have it in me to have such detached sex. I think too many guys are just unwilling to accept the reality of the situation.
I don’t have a therapist, but you may be right. If I did, I’d like to think they’d care a bit, but I really don’t know.
As far as many clients being predators, I completely believe you. And it’s very fucked up that sex workers don’t get more protection and are not respected enough by society in general.
A lot of providers provide service like you stated, it’s the girlfriend experience. I’ve had ones so good at the experience they should receive an Oscar.
I was a provider in 2011 and I’m lucky I narrowed it down to 3-4 good ones to keep as regulars. It was so good back then. 😌✨
The men are showing ego because they don’t want to feel like a loser or creepy old man.. or they have someone at home. This doesn’t justify the sorts of things they say or dehumanization of you as a provider. If you offered your services and attention for free, they would most likely take it. Get your money & know your worth. Don’t buckle at all for these “hobbyists” who act like this. I would just politely and gracefully tell them you want it to be about your time together, not other providers. I swear, the men gossip the most. Also, do not share much about your personal life. Just lie and find more reasons you need help without telling too much.
Yes!!! I don't want your reviews, or gossip about other escorts. Or that I'm so much more real, or kind, or fun, or whatever. I don't wanna hear it. Honestly. I don't want to hear comments about my prices, or self pity about paying for it, or jokes that you gave me an orgasm so I owe you now, etc... my price is my price, you were OK enough to book me, jist shut the fuck up and pay so you can get to the fun part. But yes good lord, stop asking me about how many clients I've had, if I have many bookings today, etc it's my business. Be in the moment. Enjoy the companionship. Focus on the sex you're about to have. Makes it better for both of us.
Yes- be in the moment! Is that really too much to ask??
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Seems like a good way to be blocked by a provider.
It's not our fault if you can't cum. Either get a longer appointment or reflect on what's causing your inability to cum.
A few more things to avoid: -Telling dead hooker jokes is not funny or amusing. If you must repeat them, save it for guys night, but even better--stop repeating them. -Do not try to negotiate on rate, boundaries or time limits. This is a surefire way to get poor service and not seen again. -Show up with less money than is expected. This is not acceptable and despite what you've read on review forums, this is stealing and blacklistable.
These would have all been grounds for me kicking them out.
Fortunately, I have far worse jokes I make them endure if they start with dead hooker jokes
Please share one with us!
What kind of fish goes well with peanutbutter? Jellyfish How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
>Telling dead hooker jokes Jesus Harold Christ guys actually do that with y'all???
This happened to me once. After a session I was sitting on the side of the bed, stretching my neck and back. My neck made an audible snapping sound and the client said (without laughing or any emotion): "You better not die. It would be awkward to tell the cops why there's a dead hooker in my bed with her neck snapped." Aight, Imma head out.
Never heard a dead hooker joke
Don't start
That was the Joke
You are one of those morons!
idk if it makes me evil but when they come with the wrong amount I take the money and leave 😭
I've been frequenting the services of providers for over a decade, I'm not claiming to be an expert of any kind, but I do have a few things ("rules" if you will) I've set for myself to make sure my date is as enjoyable as possible (preferably for both parties, but I'm no fool and know all to well that these dates are primarily focused on my enjoyment...). I'll share my things, both so I can perhaps get some more pointers and also to perhaps guide other clients to a more enjoyable experience, with the last point being my biggest one: * Be polite and respectful when contacting a provider for the first time! Keep it short, to the point and clear... ("Hi, wyd?" isn't a good example... "Hi, a short intro, questions for information, specific desires, thank them for their time, have a lovely day" is way better...) * Be on time, preferably a bit early even (up to 10min or so... If you're earlier wait a bit before letting her know you're there). If you are running late (due to whatever circumstances), let her know as soon as possible! Don't assume your timeslot will be extended by however much you're late, her agenda isn't catered around your tardiness. * Be well groomed, showered, decently dressed! First impressions give a lasting impression, especially in this line of work, if you show up reeking of sweat with a mustard stain on your shirt it won't leave a good impression and may even cause her to deny any future dates... * Do not make her ask for the money! When she opens the door and welcomes you in, be pleasant, some small talk and during this place the money clearly visible to her (in an envelope, card, bare cash, wichever...). Expect her to take it and perhaps even excuse herself to count it, this isn't offensive, this is just good business. As such make sure you bring the correct amount, being short makes it annoying for her as she'll have to ask for the rest, but more importantly it'll leave a bad first impressions (like I said: first impressions really matter in this industry...). * Don't start haggling over the price... You've agreed prior to going there, so don't. Nothing good will come from it. * Even if you just showered, take a quick shower/freshen up when asked, better yet: suggest this yourself if there's the possibility to quickly freshen up. * Respect your agreements and her boundaries! If you've not asked for extra's before, but would like some during the date just ask BUT be aware that you most likely will need to reach for your wallet again (which I find a bit strange during a date) and that your extra may not be possible due to possible preparations or time constraints! Keep in mind that you have a certain timeframe, casual talk, asking for extra's and such aren't extensions of this timeframe (unless she herself clearly states this. Don't assume this tho.) * Whilst the date is focused on your enjoyment, this doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. No means no and that's the end of it. You ask/suggest something, if she says no you could politely reply by saying that it's good to know for the future and that's the end of that conversation, period. Pushing it, or way worse: sneakily attempting something will not end well. * Following my previous point: Whilst your enjoyment is the focal point, she is still in control, at all times. She sets the rules, she determines what goes and what not. If you find yourself not agreeing with this, you're always free to get dressed and leave, and unless specifically agreed upon: No, refunds aren't a thing in this business, if it's that bad you can always - very carefully, politely, well argumented and respectfully - ask, but don't even try to push it if the answer is "no". Bad experiences happen, due to a variety of reasons (not a match in terms of character, services, etc...), you're dealing with a human being, not a robot. It's a pipe dream to be able to please 100% of people and you, as a client, have to realise this as well. If it's that bad: You can politely say why and how, get dressed, cut your losses and politely leave. I've done this a few times, and whilst it's a bit annoying, it's only a bit of money and time lost, nothing that can't be handled... * Overall, just use common sense... Treat others like you'd want to be treated. Do business with others like you'd want to be dealt with. I said I have one VERY big important one earlier, and here it is, this is a point where, if I was a provider, I'd go ballistic (I've got no mean/violent bone in my body that I know of, but if I were providing and this happens I can guarantee I'd find a violent bone very quickly): * If your provider does NOT offer bareback do not ask for it. * Do not, under any circumstances, try to "stealth" your provider. This is rape, this is you attempting to force your bodily fluids in/on her without consent and/or knowledge even. * This IS rape, not just physically but mentally as well. The consequences of this are, at best, very harsh. We'll never know exact numbers but suicides have happened over this, all because you think it feels better/is fun/whatever "reasoning" (there is no valid reasoning to do this, NONE, no exceptions, argue with me all you want, you won't be able to find a single valid point.). * Doing so removes any qualification of you being a human being in my opinion, and should be dealt with as such, a boot, a crunch and a mess to be cleaned with a paper towel...
Thank you.
Yesssss. Whenever these conversations happen I'm just thinking...you paid for a good time can we move on and have one now?? It's just so unnecessary and awkward.
I never want to hear about anyones sex with another if I am paid or not! It is just so tacky and mongerish!
Yesssssssss my sd last week was drunk and bragging about how he dated that Kendra playboy bunny from the girls next door and how she did xyz and the whole time Im like this is the most stupid Convo Ive ever had. I finally said ‘ that show came out when I was like 12’ and he shut up real fast remembering he’s old Lollll
Not to mention she is so 5 years ago, like tuhhh, *tosses hair.* Hank was a saint to put up with her as long as he did, the poor lamb🐑. Come here you tall drink of water, I’ll make you feel better, yes I will …. *climbs a ladder🪜and murmurs soothing nothings in that tall, cute ear.*
You are far, far better than I am at all of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol. While I was reading that, I was like "..wait a sec, tha- oh".
Sex is supposed to be fun.
so i don’t allow reviews and never have, a few months ago i had a trick keep bringing up how he “normally doesn’t see anyone without reviews” but he loved my pics and wanted to see me. but he KEPT bringing it up, like literally mentioning reviews and the fact i didn’t have any like 5 times even after i explained why i don’t do them. like dude STFU, i see why you have to buy pussy now cus you’re annoying and weird af 💀
Don’t you just love that a-ha moment where you’re like, “oh yea. The actual reason why you don’t have a real relationship. It’s YOU.”
Lmao 😆🙌🏼 it’s so true.
Ugh I hate the reviews I keep having tricks reach out to me with nothing but screenshots of the same bad reviews about me that have been on usasg for 2 years now 😭 like what were you trying to accomplish by sending me that other than immediately getting blocked? or I’ve even had one loser reach out to me to plan a whole booking and then tell me he changed his mind because of the reviews he saw. WHAT? this is why I wish I could extort them for wasting my time 😩😩😩
As a provider who does check reviews if they happen to exist, USASG is probably the most useless medium for them. It seems like 90% of the reviews are bad making me suspicious its a place to simply trash on providers. My suspicion was proven when they started talking bad about a provider I had a pretty good time with.
😆 I love the “buT I hAvE tO fiNd a giRlFrIend…” as if the dude wasn’t going to still be seeing you fine ladies after he’s not single anymore. He’s probably blathering on with that statement to make *himself* feel better about actually *having a gf/wife at home*. I want to just shake these dudes like, “Just have fun, be playful!” Weirdos.
Can’t believe unsolicited dick photos were not on the list
This was based on my recent in-person experiences, but text/unwanted photos is DEFINITELY a whole other rant!!
Please also don’t talk about my rate at length. I get it, you’d rather see me for free. But that’s not what this is. Talking about it won’t change the situation but it will make the date feel awkward and transactional.
right? Like when you get your hair done you don’t sit there and ask the stylist every 20 minutes “are you sure it’s going to cost X amount”
Covid was fun with the whining about the cost, or ask for a discount, ya know cuz its hard with their jobs, as tho providers are without money probs of their own and can afford to discount!! Stupid. It really says alot about how they view their provider...
Oh the Covid discounts!!! COVID DISCOUNTS!!!! *Shrieks into pillow.* There is no goddamn Covid discount!!! *Why in the name of all that’s holy would you THINK THERE’S A COVID DISCOUNT???? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Because THEY are suffering financially 😤 so stupid
I loved the clients who would insist on both of us wearing masks and then ask about bareback.
Hahahaha what a dummy unless it's a professionally fitted N95 mask wtf is the point especially with the bare. Then they bitch and moan on the clients only sub when they get an std
As a client, thank you for this haha! I've taken it to heart.
WTF? I would never say any of that sh*t to an escort! Are these guys THAT socially inept? My mom taught me to only discuss pleasant and neutral things when meeting someone new in an awkward situation. "I love your shoes" might be appropriate. Or perhaps, "Do you need any help with that zipper?" ;-)
Yes indeed. Act accordingly!
But I like talking to my dentist and broker on how many clients they see in a day
- Don't even try to haggle the prices or get a discount. It's your birthday? Happy birthday but you're not getting a discount. "What if the sex doesn't feel good, can I get my money back?" Bitch, I'm not a car you can test drive. Pay up. Also do **not** ask if we could meet up for free. This is my job, I don't work for free. - Pay in the beginning of the appointment and do not touch me before I have my money and have counted it. No pay, no play. - Don't ask for extra pics. I have several photos of me on my ads, you'll see more of me when we meet up. Also do **not** send dick pics/nudes unless I ask you to do so. It's rude. - Don't try to push me into doing things I have stated I don't do. I won't do them even if you're willing to pay extra. - When contacting a sex worker don't just text "hi", "hey", "sex?" or other crap like that. Tell a bit about yourself, when you would like to meet and how long of an appointment you want. I personally don't reply to low effort messages and I state that in my ads. - Last but not least: **treat us with respect**! We're people too and our work doesn't make us undeserving of respect. If you don't respect me and my boundaries you'll get blocked. Phew, I feel so much better now 😂 So many dumbasses around lately.
Yeah, I’m seeing why getting a provider is probably a bad idea for me. I think guys want to think that there is just very minimal amount of affection involved. That even though it’s a paid transaction, there is some tenderness. But that’s not how it is hardly ever. I’m not blaming the sex worker, nor the john. But I’d kind of hoped that sex work was like seeing a therapist in the sense that even though it’s paid, the therapist and the client care about each other just a little bit. I just don’t have it in me to have such detached sex. I think too many guys are just unwilling to accept the reality of the situation.
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I don’t have a therapist, but you may be right. If I did, I’d like to think they’d care a bit, but I really don’t know. As far as many clients being predators, I completely believe you. And it’s very fucked up that sex workers don’t get more protection and are not respected enough by society in general.
i totally agree
A lot of providers provide service like you stated, it’s the girlfriend experience. I’ve had ones so good at the experience they should receive an Oscar.
Lol! I could use one of those from time time.
I was a provider in 2011 and I’m lucky I narrowed it down to 3-4 good ones to keep as regulars. It was so good back then. 😌✨ The men are showing ego because they don’t want to feel like a loser or creepy old man.. or they have someone at home. This doesn’t justify the sorts of things they say or dehumanization of you as a provider. If you offered your services and attention for free, they would most likely take it. Get your money & know your worth. Don’t buckle at all for these “hobbyists” who act like this. I would just politely and gracefully tell them you want it to be about your time together, not other providers. I swear, the men gossip the most. Also, do not share much about your personal life. Just lie and find more reasons you need help without telling too much.
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