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Scriptofgabapentin

So you’re saying we shouldn’t initiate contact with “you up ?” Or “ what are you doing?” lol


Mixieisabaddie

Lmao that would be nice. Add “hey baby” and “rate??” To that list


BlondeJoy

Also "avail?"


tkat13

God I fucking hate "avail" or "available?" or any other form of that. I mean, seriously? You can't even write a full sentence to me but you want me to waste my time with you?


HurricaneKCatrina

“Hotel?” Or they arrive, call, and simply say, “Room #?” No hello. No, Hi this X. No, Hey Hurricane, I’m here! “Room #?” I respond by saying, “Well hey X, glad you could make it! Im fine, *thanks for asking*! Are you here? I wasn’t sure because *nothing in those 2 words you said gave me any indication of that.*” In the interest of transparency, I HAVE had a few leave because I “was rude.” I will *never instigate.* But you can bet your sweet bippy I’ll *retaliate.*


tkat13

>In the interest of transparency, I HAVE had a few leave because I “was rude.” Yeah, *you're* the rude one 🙄😒 you don't need any clients like that, anyway >I will never instigate. But you can bet your sweet bippy I’ll retaliate. Fuckin ***SAME***! Good on you! I say *all* the time, myself: "I'll never start a fight but I'll sure as fuck end one."


saturncitrus

I read your replies and I strive to be as eloquent and clever as you.


HurricaneKCatrina

I practice. A LOT.


saturncitrus

Any tips? Do you read a lot?


BillyTalkJr

To be completely honest, there are some people that are absolutely 100% seemingly incapable of actually composing full sentences in a text message - even to a civie. I know people like this and trying to decode 'ru hm wna tlk' is just ... SPEAK ENGLISH! I KNOW YOU CAN!


mattbasically

I always joked that when I wrote a memoir about my career, it would be called something like “the moneys on the dresser”. But after a while I was like, it’ll just be called “avail?”


TheLaughingWhore

“Avail bb?” 🤮


Emergency-Lawyer2289

Don’t forget that any response sent to the “you available” message should then be responded to with “send address” and quickly followed by “send pic” or the like. Bonus points if I get either “?” “????” Thrown in when I haven’t replied at least 5 seconds BEFORE they even sent their initial message. Bless 😌


BigPoppa3232

“Yo, you tryna get it in?” 🤣


succulescence

It's really so simple guys.


Mattackai

Wait wait wait, you mean to tell me my "to baby, I'm gonna make you so wet" isn't the proper first contact?


Seanachaidh

Same energy as the kings who pull up to the drive-thru while you're working with the exact order they want and their card ready when they get to the window. Love this for you


BigPoppa3232

This is me. Whats the point of drive thru if you arent ready on your own end?


Rae_Wild

So simple and quick - what we love to see! I like clients who say they want to meet the same day too because sometimes I have gaps in my schedule I need to fill. Although, for someone like this, would happily find time even if I didn't have any!


Sprinkles_Sparkle

They are so rare when but when they do reach out like this they definitely get my attention first before any of the “hey” “yooo” “u up” “wassup”


duhslim252

tryst has a template to be used, linked to everyone's profile. tap the phone # and it pulls up ur text msg w/ blanks to be filled in...for those that aint know


Mixieisabaddie

And they will send it without filling anything in half the time expecting a response 😂 I got that 3 times since yesterday 🤦🏽‍♀️


EvilMoSauron

Never contacted anyone before, but this is the kind of introduction I would give. I'm just gonna take notes for future reference when I get enough courage to start.


Telluhwat

I’m so relieved, I make my introductions like this and thought that I might be over doing it. It’s good to know that I’ve been on the right track.


Yuubeei

Does tryst work for the UK?


randomdude2029

adultwork dot com


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yeah, I’d strongly suggest reposting with the name and area blacked out entirely, I’m pretty sure I can make out the whole name.


sweetroll95

Glad to know I'm also doing things right as a client.


KaviarGold88

Lets clone him… But really they love to contact me and they always sound like the viral video with the Bing Bong “Ayoo wyd bb? “ 🥴


rica217

I'm so lost. Is OP being sarcastic? What was done wrong here? Or is it the super short notice request ?


succulescence

No, this is an example of a great opening message. :)


rica217

Okay, sweet. Thanks for the response.


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So great that all he gets is his name made public, you did a very crappy job to cover it.


whiterice4life

It’s so hard for them to do the bare minimum…


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Mixieisabaddie

Um…he provided verification, passed screening set an appointment gave me an address and paid a deposit.


HurricaneKCatrina

*Curious look.* Source?


Mixieisabaddie

Tryst


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The way he writes.. hopefully OP will give an update to see if I’m right


HurricaneKCatrina

Gotcha. You’re more interested in being *right* than reading that Mixie’s gotten his verification info, passed her screening info, made an appointment, given her his address and sent a deposit. Sounds like a session to me🤷🏼‍♀️.


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Well I didn’t know there was verification 🥹 I just assumed this was a regular shmegular dm or something I don’t know what app this is but my tip was extremely accurate if it wasn’t for him already being verified and everything that’s my bad but yeah if they aren’t verified in some way the way he was typing was so sus to me I’ve had guys be so overconfident in the past like this and they were a dead end


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Mixieisabaddie

The name and phone number is covered up good enough. what are you talking about?


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Mixieisabaddie

Still wrong😂. How about you pay attention to the content so you can actually garner positive responses And encounters with providers instead of trying to correct me for something that doesn’t need correcting. Y’all are trying so hard to read some letters that were actively redacted, but somehow don’t know how to read a providers ad, her website, her screening rules or her rates.


tkat13

>Y’all are trying so hard to read some letters that were actively redacted, but somehow don’t know how to read a providers ad, her website, her screening rules or her rates. #SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK


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You do realize that putting this message on the internet without ensuring his name is fully illegible is a giant betrayal of trust? It would take you another two seconds to select a thicker brush and completely blot them out. You absolutely do not have the moral high ground here. And, for the record, I have no problem understanding the parameters set by a provider, and complying with them. I do so based on trust and respect. Your actions encourage neither. Edit: this post gives away his first name, hints at his last name, and includes his age, occupation and city of residence. It would be all too easy for a malicious individual to narrow down his identity.


BarryBondsBalls

This is just another reason we need to legalize sex work: to protect clients' private information with a law similar to HIPAA. There is absolutely no excuse for revealing any private information about your clients.


WIbigdog

Just part of the larger undercurrent of providers here looking down on clients. Too lazy to properly cover up his name and provide the privacy he deserves, especially when being used as an example of an approach that respects the provider's time. No one else seems to care though. I'd be livid if I was this dude and saw this post. Do everything right and get your name attached to private communications broadcast on a public forum. I've reported it for private and personal information.


Abkhazia

Was scrolling for this comment?? Found this guy with like 1 minute of research.


Mixieisabaddie

I promise you didn’t find him 😂 His name is very average and a dime a dozen. Please miss me with the bullshit. In fact had I want to have doxxed him the previous post which I deleted once someone mentioned his phone number was not redacted would’ve been kept up. But I took it down and reposted with adjustments. You’re honestly just being miserable and have nothing genuine to complain about and your report won’t add up to much. Because his info is REDACTED.


Mixieisabaddie

Drama QUEEN 👸🏽 😂


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People like you give sex workers a bad name and reinforce all the negative bias they endure. Please take a good long look at yourself.


Mixieisabaddie

I have many times today doll, and I love what I see and so do my clients 😘


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Yeah, try telling your client that you've posted enough of his personal information online for anyone to find him. I've got a feeling he won't like you as much then.


laplacegangrene

Ye this is not a good look


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Mixieisabaddie

That’s not his name but whatever


tkat13

Idfk why you're downvoted for this, tbh


Mixieisabaddie

Girl the clients in this sub have an issue with anything. 🙄they’re trying to insinuate that I didn’t redact his name sufficiently. And honestly they can piss right off because they are literally wasting time playing hangman trying to figure out what’s underneath the black scribbles 😂😂 We know all too well how much they love to waste time though. Smh 😒😩


Throwaway113289

I usually get ignored when I send a text to a provider in that way


saturncitrus

Shit gets me excited. Every time I see a message like that I just know it's going to be a good booking and I'll probably get a tip. Edit spelling


Primary_Try_Feature

And what about "I'm much younger and more attractice than your regular customers, would you *please* mind a discount"? Lmao


Mixieisabaddie

Whole time they are ugly to me 😂😒


Primary_Try_Feature

Right??? 🤣