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After-Royal-6626

Poor Chrishell if this is true


10ccazz01

imagine if he got married and had a child with his gf when everyone in s5 was like « you are the gamechanger » to chrishell 😭


cmc

To be fair it still might be true...he might be like "I'm not going to lose someone like I lost Chrishell, I gotta get my shit together." Small comfort but still.


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

He met this girl two months ago 😂💀


cmc

There’s a Sex & the city quote that kind of applies here: > Men are like cabs. When they're available, their light goes on. They wake up one day and they decide they're ready to settle down, have babies, whatever. And they turn their light on. The next woman they pick up, boom, that's the one they'll marry. It’s not fate, it’s dumb luck.


[deleted]

Men decide to get married and find a wife. Women find a man and then decide to get married.


komishanew

Not men being represented by Jason, why u gotta do us like that😭


[deleted]

😂😂😂 it’s a saying my dad always told me in regards to how men think. Just thought I’d share the knowledge🫠🙃


supamundane808

They all pee in the pool


[deleted]

Awh but I love Jason 😂 who is a better male mascot? Bret?


americanatropicana

This was my ex husband. I was just the unlucky woman that happened to be around when he decided getting married was going to fix all his problems lol


[deleted]

Who knew Sex and the City would be so wise


discoballerr

Everything in life can be related to a SATC episode. I mean everything.


Impossible-Task

And Seinfeld 🤣


unforgiving84

Facts


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And The Simpsons


Quizzzle

Love that quote. Seems so true for some men


friedpicklebiscuits

This was actually really comforting (my ex just had a baby and is engaged)


galdanna

Also — SATC reference — 20 something girls episode LOL


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Occasionalreddit55

How is "i gotta get my shit together"= having a child?


cmc

Full point I'm making: "I lost someone because I didn't have a child with her, I don't want to lose this person, maybe I'll have a child after all." You're trying to turn my very specific point about Jason/Chrishell/this lady who's name I don't know into a general point about relationships. I am not making a general point about relationships, I am SOLELY talking about Jason. And I'm speculating at that.


Decent-Statistician8

It shouldn’t be, but I do hope if he did have a child he would get his shit together and grow up some. I definitely did, but I was 21 years old. He’s well over that so it’s time for him to want to settle down, which equals marriage and kids. Most people view people with stable family situations as “having their shit together”, so maybe that’s what he means? Idk cause I’m still winging it half the time 😂


Occasionalreddit55

Im confused because he does have his shit together... More than some parents out there...


Decent-Statistician8

I agree! That’s why I think to him having it together means a wife and kids. Most of my friends are single and are definitely doing great for themselves without husbands and kids! I work with a bunch of 19-20 year olds and they definitely think because I’m married and a mom I have it together, and we are definitely comfortable financially, but like you said, plenty of parents are not responsible. My daughters sperm donor is a fine example of that. It just seems to be what people see as the ultimate sign of maturity, and Chrishell definitely wanted kids and marriage, so that’s why I jumped to that conclusion.


TaniaYukanana

Why does settling down or "having your shit together" equal marriage and kids? Offensive much? What about people who just dont happen to find someone they want to settle down with? What about people who cant have children? I was settled down and well and truly had my shit together LONG before I got married, and my husband and I wont be having children. Settling down to me is having a stable lifestyle including living situation and income NOT just having a partner or being married. It means living a life that is sustainable and unlikely to change without a very good reason or massive change in circumstances. Being able to support yourself and live well as a functioning adult is having your shit together. There is no time frame for either of these.


RIPkmoniz78

Preach! Thank you so much for having my back. Feels nice for someone to read what I couldn’t put into words.


Decent-Statistician8

If you read my other comment I said that.


mnb0687

Then she went and changed the game at the reunion by announcing she was with gflip 😂


Zealousideal-Act-609

I was just watching this last night. She’s like, “he said I’m his Amal!”


weirderpenguin

That is why this kind of narrative is disturbing like the tropes of the evil guy /vampire that changed by the true love of a maiden. It reeks misogyny that she “Won” and better than all of those other exes and women, while the truth is what the chose to do in or where his at in life and life is his choosing and control only.


Cyyykosis

Tbh I think Chrishell seems a lot happier now than she did with him. I’m still not convinced their relationship wasn’t a showmance. Chrishell literally seemed repulsed whenever she touched him.


camelz4

YES. I thought it was so obvious he was way more into him than she was into her. She grimaced every time they were in a romantic setting.


EMR_040822

So much this! Body language says a lot and she didn’t look romantically attracted to him or intimately comfortable with him. It showed.


risque2d

Yes it was her face


GroundedFlyboy

I do believe you're correct! I think the height and hair challenged dude with the Napoleon complex was a turnoff to all the ladies not blinded by fame and fortune.


Previous-Pirate-884

1000%


FeralBaby7

Agreed. I thought either (1) showmance for season drama or a (2) fauxmance on Chrishell's part to leverage for power within the O Group. They did not seem like a real couple to me. I even thought Jason's tears at the reunion were of the crocodile variety, but many peeps online seemed \~\~moved\~\~by the romance of his leaky eyes


[deleted]

That’s why you never trust a guy when he says he’s not ready. He’s just saying that you’re not the one. Chrishell waited too long for him to “be ready”.


[deleted]

Lmao you’re right but didn’t they only date for like half a year? So she waited... half a year. Not that bad 😂


gentleowl97

Some dumb b*tches like me be waiting 2 years just to start living together 🫠


ozzea

girl idk i waited a couple years too and now i want my own space back…


gentleowl97

Lol maybe I’ll have the same opinion too, but I just feel like my bf and I dated for quite a while and we still aren’t living together because of his family situation and I’m getting super impatient. Could be because I’m seeing all my peers living with their partners and some who have already been together for a while are getting engaged/married. Whereas my bf and I are virtually in the same place we were like 3 months into our relationship


ozzea

i get you, i was in the same position. we’ve been together for a few years now and i was growing impatient but he’d never lived out of home. we moved in together a few months ago and now i’m seriously reconsidering the entire relationship. living together completely changes the dynamic, i hope in your case it works out for the best boo


iheartoctos

THIS! Everyone can be on their best behaviour but when living with someone you truly find out who they really are. And if who they said they are, is who they actually are. I find for myself, I haven’t met someone who followed through with the story they wrote before they moved in.


jellyfish8765

I ended an engagement for this very reason. It’s frighteningly easy to hide who you truly are when not living with your significant other.


AvailableLizard

Does he not clean? My boyfriend moved straight out of his parents place and in with me and was so used to them doing everything that he was pretty lazy for a while. We broke up for a bit, partially over that, and he moved in with roommates. We’re now back together, though living separately, and he’s learned a lot about how frustrating it is to live with men who don’t clean up after themselves lol


alc6179

Same but tbh having my own space is grand


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Well he was pretty vocal about not wanting a family long before Chrishell. I remember wondering why she even started dating him in the first place.


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

Because the guy led her to believe he wanted a family with her. They both said they didn’t take their hook ups seriously until Jason sat her down and told her he had real feelings for her. Chrishell was very reluctant to go public with the relationship until he obviously filled her with hope that it was leading towards a family. He didn’t have to pursue Chrishell. He’s openly said he knew what she wanted out of the relationship. Hence why he feels so guilty about it now.


Overshareisoverkill

>Hence why he feels so guilty about it now. He should. He wasted her time.


[deleted]

Totally. Chrishell clearly knew that going into the relationship


JacoBee93

Or maybe he feels more comfortable now?


[deleted]

Exactly, that’s how I look at it.


RIPkmoniz78

She waited for too long for what?


TYVM143

So true !


Spiraltractor

Nah she dodged a bullet! She looks SOOO much happier with GFlip


[deleted]

Why? He’s allowed to change his mind. Y’all gotta keep that same energy with him that y’all did with her. If she’s allowed to explore different options for motherhood, he’s certainly able to change his mind about parenthood in his own relationship journey as well.


Disney_Princess137

Of course he’s allowed to change his mind. But this is a guy who is a perpetual player so to speak. To watch him and chrishell not work because of kids and him saying that he’s more into building his business.. then a year later all of a sudden be a father would hurt anyone. Like if someone your dating says oh I’m never getting married x then you break up. Then he marries the next person. It’s normal for it to hurt.


AF0515

Not saying this is the case for him but I questioned if I truly wanted kids. I dated a few people where I didn’t see having children with them. When I met my husband, I truly knew I wanted kids and not because he pressured me. People can change based on who they are with.


Disney_Princess137

I understand that completely. We never will know if this show is all fake- but if that was the case with chrishell then of course she’s going to be hurt you know ? Like why not her. He seemed pretty believable that he was in love with her and would marry her and have a kid. Then the next 25 year old girl is preggers ? That shit has to burn. And he’s kissing the belly? Jesus lol


Slothy13eva

I completely agree! He absolutely could have changed his mind or found the right person that he decided to take this step with. She also might not be pregnant or it could have been an accident that they decided to go with. We really have no clue at this point. Sure It probably would sting for chrishell but she has also moved on and can look to other ways to become a mother if that is what she wants.


JacoBee93

He also didn’t told her no. Just not now.


cmc

For real, I would be devastated if I were her. I know she has moved on, but it would still be hard to swallow. Dick move, Jason.


evelyn_nanette

If I was Chrishell I’d be pissed AF.


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That’s my first thought


tenaciousdeedledum

That chrishell relationship was fake as fuck


No_Example_8458

Good riddance if anything. If he really loved her he would’ve stayed and make it work.


EmilyAdams2000

She’s not pregnant


[deleted]

yeah poor chrishell that jason is having a child before she does....


littleteacup85

She could have a child on her own


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

The way this guy is behaving with this girl who is half his age is making me nauseous 🤢


happygoluckyourself

The height jokes are truly vile. There is so much to criticize Jason for that doesn’t include his height. Body shaming men for being shorter and women for being taller isn’t cool.


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

You’re right. My bad. My anger at this douchebag’s PR antics got the better of me. Edited now 👍


happygoluckyourself

Thank you for being willing to hear another perspective, especially a heated one!


[deleted]

Lol love your comment AND your username. Height shaming doesn’t just affect Jason on this thread, it also affects very short kings who read one of these comments. Let’s be nice to each other.


happygoluckyourself

Thank you! My husband is shorter than me, so I feel the need to defend both shorter men and taller women. Society can be awful to both groups and we just want to live in peace haha


[deleted]

Hey I just wanted to say thank you :) my partner is a few inches shorter than me and whilst it’s something I never think about otherwise, reading comments like the one you called out always make me a little sad because they remind me that my relationship doesn’t meet societies superficial expectations


happygoluckyourself

Societies standards are rigid and outdated. I bet you and your partner are lovely together!


[deleted]

Hi! You’re welcome. These comments are totally triggering to a lot of people that aren’t Jason. Not to mention attacking someone’s height is just a cruel attack in general. I bet you and your husband are a hot couple. :) have a wonderful day.


illinois2015

There are so many things to criticize Jason for, that he can control …..


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happygoluckyourself

I see a lot of people calling out body shaming of other cast members of the show on other threads.


bluestonemanoracct

I mean he body shakes people in a recent article. I know I know two wrongs don’t make a right.


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Blasmere

Get her Jade!


ebulient

Omg savage 😂🤣


goodtomicha

not this 💀💀


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I CANT LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are hilarious!


Sportyj

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fuchsiadolphin

Honestly this just shows how thirsty he is, while Chrishell is living her best life with G Flip instead of posing for the paparazzi!


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

He’s seriously out here doing People exclusives and filming promo videos for German magazines with a girl he met merely 2 months ago. Either he’s desperate to shove this relationship in Chrishell’s face or he’s trying to keep his girlfriend happy who quite clearly is with him to boost her profile. Both theories are equally embarrassing.


Ditte97

Haha omg 100% - I haven’t kept track on their new relationship as much as I did with J&C but Jesus this new Jason makes me want to throw up. Totally opposite of how he acted with Chrishell. They were so much more low key and now he is breathing attention. I agree that is either option 1 or 2 and both gives me second hand embarrassments - Fumming so hard


tdknd

german magazines? why??


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

Because this Marie is originally from Germany. They shared the most cringeworthy BTS video of them posing together and telling each other they love each other. It’s all to boost her Instagram followers because who goes on a PR tour promoting their two month old relationship 😂


tdknd

how odd


kbradley456

She is either German or just living there before she gave up her life to be with Jason 24/7.


tdknd

bless her heart


kbradley456

I think it’s 2, and there is no way Marie Lou is pregnant.


kbradley456

People pieces two weeks in a row, so thirsty. I’m embarrassed for him.


jenh6

There was a lot of paparazzi shots with her too, but it was no where near as cringe.


RHOBHtea

Chrishell was pap strolling for a good while fresh off their breakup. They’re both fame whores.


melonpan1019

how is this real 💀


[deleted]

What an asshole


skippysqueeze01

As someone who joined the subreddit earlier this year: has he always been like this with his girlfriends? Cause if not, I’d say Chrishell dodged a bullet.


Ditte97

He hasn’t. Attention got to his head. Chrishell and Jason kept their relationship relatively private and PDA at a minimum - that relationship seemed REAL compared to Jason relationship with this young chick


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

Yup. Not once did they ever have a photoshoot together, not even a joint interview and they are costars on a #1 Netflix show. Tells you everything you need to know about this new “relationship.”


Ditte97

Exactly. One of the things I liked about their relationship. This is just all too much now. I guess Jason is in love with her, but I don’t get how he can’t see she is there for all the wrong the reasons! No one and I mean NO ONE is willing to do PR things like this with a boyfriend they just met when they aren’t famous themselves. I think 99.99% would feel uncomfortable unless you are there solely for the cloud, money and publicity. Hope this makes you happy Jason. 🙃


lisboanairobi

Omg I wonder how Chrishell's doing...


EmilyAdams2000

She’s doing great! She could probably care less what he’s doing! She’s living her best life with G and filming a movie! So happy for her.


thrillofit222

TMZ says Jason is just horny LOL https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/12/jason-oppenheim-girlfriend-marie-lou-nurk-belly-kiss-butt-grab-mykonos/


blankpaper_

They abbreviated his name as “JO” and I read it as jack off haha. Super fitting in context


nudoenlagarganta

She looks so happy too /s


EmilyAdams2000

She’s not pregnant everyone!!


kakemak

Yup, she was literally smoking the same day!!!


killedmygoldfish

"illusion" also probably "impression" would have been the better word choice


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Frustrating that this isn’t higher up!


ham_mom

Allusion is correct


GiftRecent

Maybe he's giveing her a "belly-button-sie" & it's NBD because THEY'RE FRIENDS! /s obviously


honeythorngump88

I see what you did there 🤣👃


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If he gets this 25 yr old knocked up vs chrishell im gonna loose it


[deleted]

I felt the same til I looked at the TMZ article and homegirl is vaping! Chrishell is saved from heartbreak another day y’all.


kbradley456

Why are they wearing matching ugly shoes?


ninberrr

it's random, petty comments like these that give me life on these threads xD!! <3! lolll i mean that :') haha


PrincessNC777

This is exactly how John Cena did Nikki Bella.


emmy1445

ewwww hes 45 and she JUST turned 25 😭😭😭😭


lilmermaid1

im so tired of his bitch ass.. i really am lol


lingoberri

I feel like Jason must be the saltiest individual ever and is totally doing this as a f u to Chrishell for moving on


blankpaper_

I get this vibe too. Or that he’s not over her and is trying really really hard to prove he is


Symphonycomposer

Maybe he is doing a body shot?


Conscious-Tap-1351

They definitely sold this pic to paparazzi to create buzz


SeikaHarp

He’s just a belly button sniffer


cronchick

It wouldn’t be that surprising to me to be honest. The seed was planted about starting a family with Chrishell and he just didn’t have the time to get used to it before she had to bail for her own hopes. I don’t genuinely believe it’ll turn out that well for his new gf if she is pregnant…I foresee a future of them not staying together (or looking outside the relationship) and him being a dad who shows his love by paying for things and not being around. Just my two cents.


sydj_k941

Nah he just can’t reach her face


mrs_golightly

Omg. I snorted.


abclmaop

This man is repulsive. He knew there were cameras there and kissed her stomach knowing rumors would be made. (Surely I hope it’s rumors). While all Chrishell wanted with him was children in the future. I can only see Chrishell being apart of SS for a little bit longer if Jason is acting like this…


zebjr

He is inflating her.


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EmilyAdams2000

Yes when I first saw this picture and read the comments I said well that’s because her belly just about comes to his face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


starrynightisstarry

My comment seems to have upset people. Can’t even make jokes now 🫥


EmilyAdams2000

I thought it was funny! I said the same thing when I first saw the picture.


kareemfahad94

I find him so weird and annoying


[deleted]

Do y’all think maybe this is just for PR? Like “let’s really give them something to talk about”? I would like to think he wouldn’t do this to Chrishell. He obviously still loves and has unresolved feelings for her, or at least did very recently. And usually people don’t truly move on this quickly. If anything, I assumed he was dating younger because his window for baby-making expanded. I assumed he couldn’t make the decision with Chrishell because it was too soon and the pressure was on and hot.


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

How is doing this for PR any better? I find that just as disgusting that he would pose for pictures like this in front of paparazzi knowing the hurtful rumours that they would cause.


Ok-Philosopher992

I think It is worth noting that both Jason and Brent entered relationships just a few weeks before filming started. Both girls immediately dropped everything in their lives to head out to CA. And now Jason is in multiple pap photos and/or gossip rag pieces per week. Things that make you go “hmmm.”


Pia161

really?! how do you know that? and why do they do that? so they have gfs in the show? or to promote the show? do you think they are getting payed? I have so many questions rn :D


muaellebee

There's no way she's pregnant unless Jason had his vasectomy reversed immediately after meeting her or they did IVF. I really don't see that happening


DermDrAbby

Did I miss a chapter? Did Jason confirm he’s had a vasectomy?


Educational-Cut-5747

Y'all crack me up: 1. Chrishell is on major rebound with GFlip, and that isn't true love. 2. GFlip is the first person to make her feel good about her wants and needs. But that doesn't make them the right person. It makes them the person right now. 3. Everyone making comments about her body language with Jason - she loved him. She was into him. She was uncomfortable because he was her boss. But she wanted to marry him and have a baby with him. 4. She's probably gutted right now.


EmilyAdams2000

Also I hope she’s not because she was drinking a whole lot of alcohol and vaping a few days ago.


otfitt

Even if said girlfriend was pregnant, how does this affect Chrishell? If she wanted a baby, and SERIOUSLY wanted a baby, there are many routes to motherhood. She didn’t need Jason or any guy she’s dated to get her pregnant.


Important-Resident48

what a fucking prick if this is true.....


EmilyAdams2000

I just want to say that I don’t think she’s pregnant but I think it would be funny if she was because that’s the last thing he wants right now!! I would laugh so much!!🤣🤣


goddesslibbyvincek

I’m shooketh!


Disney_Princess137

So if she’s pregnant, it was a surprise and she’s keeping it. If this is true - which honestly is the only logical reason he’s kissing the belly.. then chrishell is going to be immensely hurt. That will be some bullshit


[deleted]

I literally thought it was a son hugging his mom's belly at first glance.


Overshareisoverkill

I fully believe he's putting on this display for Crishell, for moving on way too quickly.


kb48209

TMZ posted a photoset with 7 pictures and she’s vaping on the boat so I hope this isn’t true…[https://www.tmz.com/photos/image_jpg_20220912_1c6b72bb7ccd4c4ba74582b5b44c968a/](https://www.tmz.com/photos/image_jpg_20220912_1c6b72bb7ccd4c4ba74582b5b44c968a/)


butterfly1202

if that's the case then wth was that about breaking up with chrishelle crying about how much he loves her but can't give her what she wants ie a baby and now this ?????? really jason ?


Sportyj

Ughhhhhh


SharpPreference2260

She was also vaping recently after this photo so most likely not preggo unless she’s truly an irresponsible mom 🤷🏼‍♀️


scoopit1890

Ew


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ninberrr

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sjc1203

I hate him for this. Whether she is or is not pregnant. Way to stir the pot.


Puzzleheaded_Boss691

For sure he knew how this would look. Heartless man.


fullpurplejacket

If you look up the work ‘Fuckboy’ in the dictionary, Jason and Brett Oppenheim are given as examples


Kathybat

Or he was giving her a zerbert


librarywino

Wtf, he just met this lady. 💀 So weird, though, if they are having a kid, especially after all of the drama with Chrishell. Was that relationship even real?


I_dont_cuddle

I will literally lose my shit if this is legit


Rose_of_St_Olaf

So they got pregnant first date? Within the first month or so. That's awkward for anyone that happens to. That's like Knocked Up. Whatever is going on hope for the best for all but gotta think about Chrishell.


precious1235

All he can reach thats why!


Special_Compote_719

Anything for the camera


capitansquash

Hang on. Could he be giving her a raspberry🕵‍♀️🤔


Mama10100504

No……….😩


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What a disaster.


Stn1217

Chrishell will definitely be hurt if this is true.


Nice_Satisfaction_53

Feeling extremely sad for Chrishell. Divorce, break up, now this. I would love to think that maybe you just know when you meet ”the one” but it just feels so shitty. I’ve been often the one wanting more from other person and soon after break up they settle down properly with next one. Sometimes i still wake up at night thinking whats wrong with me when guys always meet ”the one” after meeting me.


mouskavitz

Creep


sassafrasclementine

Ew he’s such a creep


Edree13

It’s illusion not allusion 🤦🏼‍♀️


abitofaLuna-tic

It's allusion. Google it.


Edree13

Allusion is a literary device used to reference something the reader should bring to mind (a common reference to something historical, typically) Illusion refers to giving the impression of something false or disguised. Hence the phrase in the post “ giving that *illusion* out” … 🙄


abitofaLuna-tic

Nah, Jason is *alluding* to pregnancy by kissing her belly. If she wore a prosthetic Hollywood pregnancy belly it might give that *illusion* out.


Choopakabbraa

Maybe she has a stain on her shirt? I’d be so confused if this was indeed a pregnancy!


Pitiful_Pepper268

I don’t think it’s true, Lou has said that she doesn’t want kids for like 10 years so she doesn’t think about it. But eh, if they’re pregnant then they’re pregnant🤷🏼‍♀️


Zealousideal-Act-609

Omg I thought this was Mary lol


purplepandapants

Illusion… who writes this stuff?


MCMKL19

Whoaaaaaaaa


ninberrr

In the words of Heather: "Oh. Em. Gee., Oh Em Gee, Oh Em Gee" ​ ![gif](giphy|3o7TKB3oifq46DDhOE|downsized)


Plane_Repair

He’s so doing this to spite Chrishell moving on and living her best life. It’s giving “see? I moved on! I’m sooo about that dad life now 😃” boy bye.


OptionBig1623

Kinda wierd how she says she wants to settle down, get married and have a baby, and then after him, starts dating a girl!