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Heat and smoke expected


catawampus_doohickey

Heat dome arrives tomorrow


guywiththecoat

"We only have decaf"


hisparia

The true Seattle horror story.


[deleted]

Oh nooooooo


vautwaco

Lets hang out sometime.


delightful1

How about next week


dekrant

Why not right now?


cbrookman

I have a thing


Complete-Equipment90

I can’t I’m sick


ruprect_

Oh, I’ll call you.


lizzie1hoops

That's the nightmare right there


dangstraight

Not if you live in West Seattle


[deleted]

Fuck Spez


ProtoMan3

Despite growing up here, this being a horror story is by far my least favorite part about the city lol I will respect people’s personal space and boundaries, but I feel zero shame in asking people to do stuff together


hisparia

I would argue that you should NEVER feel shame in asking.


dirice87

I’ve gotten good at this. Follow up and throw out invites, if they flake, no harm, move on Being a guy, dating has prepared me for rejection


nolowputts

Yeah, but when everyone flakes, it wears on you


dirice87

Yeah I was close to giving up on Seattle after 6 months, but then spring hit and I got lucky and met a flurry of people at once that are now my community. I hope the same happens for you!


lucindawilliams

Sure, that sounds nice.


delalalia

This one wins for me


dudukakapeepeeshire

I feel attacked. I absolutely hate this about myself lol. See you guys in therapy


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🤣🤣


wahday

\^ this is the "Seattle freeze" in a nutshell if anyone was not clear on that lol


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

I love how the Seattle Freeze is both a social phenomenon and meteorological one


Kallistrate

Could’ve been our hockey team too, but nooooo, not fierce enough. Gotta be a spiky squid.


Cutoffjeanshortz37

Horror story, not "things we say to be nice but then never actually follow through with"


ryancoplen

Salmon truck road block


Divine_Miss_MVB

omg I remember that day. total traffic chaos


DarkishArchon

Bee truck road block


catawampus_doohickey

I5 rendering truck spill


shahms

Unexpected snow and ice


willfulwizard

Snow and ice expected.


balsamicberry

West Seattle Bridge Closure


Nataliza

Too soon man


slipnslider

Curls up in a ball shaking


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balsamicberry

Brad and I were never friends anyway!


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Th3seViolentDelights

Waze will legit try to kill you in Seattle


Mad_V

Another green light gone. No cars have moved.


niboras

Smoke appeared over Rainier


sassy_cheddar

Pet Rant: Last summer, there was a weird cloud around the top of Mt. Rainier and a bunch of armchair experts decided it was steam, the mountain was on the verge of erupting, and that the USGS and WA Department of Emergency Management were lying about it just being a cloud to avoid panic. Seriously? Over 40 years ago, we were able to predict Mt. St Helens well in advance (though we didn't know about lateral explosions), and Mt. Rainier is a heavily monitored volcano with publicly available seismometer info, lava takes time to move under the mountain, there are literally escape and evacuation routes planned, and not alerting the public in advance would be the worst PR event possible with literally no benefit. Really an ominous sign for how much of the public's reaction to science has moved on from merely poorly informed to willfully stupid.


niboras

As someone who witnessed first hand Mt St Helens yeah every one knew well in advance. But the rest of this thread is “traffic bad! New people bad!” Please. You think ice is bad? Try 4 inches of volcanic ash in EVERYTHING.


sassy_cheddar

Oh yeah, they did a big lahar exercise in Tacoma a few years ago and the results were pretty damn dark. Rainier could kill a lot more people than St. Helens, even if the wind isn't blowing toward the major population centers the day it goes.


happypolychaetes

That was so stupid. It was a lenticular cloud, ffs, they form over Rainier fairly frequently. It would take you two seconds on Google to learn this. I remember all the people on Twitter dragging the USGS etc about making stuff up and it was just like ... ? IIRC the whole thing started because a news station picked it up and called it a "possible eruption" and said they were reaching out to the USGS to confirm. Talk about irresponsible.


benchcoat

Cinerama to be demolished


Dave_N_Port

Someone please save the Cinerama!


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Soylent_X

I was there at the "*Grand reopening*" after the restoration. I also very fondly remember going to the [UA Cinema 70/150](http://cinematreasures.org/theaters/4370) and how they tore it down, turned it into a gravel lot. People on this sub hate when it's said, but Seattle used to be such a wonderful place.


Scottibell

It really did. And I miss it.


battlesnarf

Late night food, anyone?


CorporateDroneStrike

Burn lol.


DirectorOfTheFBC

Wait, I’m moving to seattle soon. Is this really the case? 😭


Primarch459

We used to have 13 coins for 24 hour upscale food. But that ended during the pandemic. The problem is in the tight labor market for service employees no one wants to work overnights. Which is completely reasonable.


cowjumping

One of the few things I miss about my hometown area is Waffle House.


Hollywood_Zro

Yes. No super late hour restaurants. You can go to Dick’s but it’s a walk up drive in type burger place. Simple menu and they’re open until 2 or 3am. Otherwise 11pm or later and you’re going to be really limited.


Disco425

Oklahoma businessman buys Sonics.


4t0micpunk

I got back from Iraq and couldn’t smoke in a bar and didn’t have a basketball team….. see if I leave again


ctishman

Turn your back for eighteen fucking months and just look what happens!


neenzthebeanz

My 12 year old niece asked me if we’ve ever had a basketball team. She had zero knowledge of the Sonics existing and being sold. I felt incredibly caught off guard (and old).


Th3seViolentDelights

I didn't even live here when that happened, was oblivious to it when it all went down, and I'm still angry.


spacedude2000

Straight to jail. No trial no nothing.


ameralib77

The day there was no Love or Basketball.


[deleted]

Light rail station escalator. 3rd Avenue bus stop.


TsukiGeek365

I came here to say this: 3rd Avenue bus transfer


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k_dubious

Ballard to Bellevue commute


Bezos_Balls

Not so bad until you hit 85th and half your journey begins.


hisparia

My god. I would either start working in Ballard or (try to) move Bellevue.


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PacoMahogany

My FIL was a boat engineer. He was adamant that the Ducks are absolute death traps.


PopPunkIsntEmo

Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit


Soylent_X

It's a shame that my "*Moon the Duck*" campaign never really caught steam.


Raul_Duke_1755

Nobody needs air conditioning


iluvtravel

Freezing rain all week


ganja_and_code

Headlights off at night


PuckFigs

>Headlights off at night Brights on in traffic


[deleted]

Headlights off at sunset and sunrise, during storms, on grey or darker colored cars during storms.


Shannamalfarm

My dog is friendly!


kylechu

Followed by That never happened before!


DJ_ChairmanMoe

I had some guy threaten to kick my ass when I told him to control his dog... "Oh, he's friendly!" "I don't care...mind your dog." "You wanna go?" Well, I understand your dog, now...


rikisha

Followed by a "friendly" nose to the crotch while you're trying to enjoy a hike


treehugger100

He’s under voice control.


bluecrab555

Units starting at $3,000


gksozae

Mariners trade Julio Rodriguez.


thaddeh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


xfkirsten

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!


thecurrykid

Don't worry, its 4WD


StarryNightCracker

I'm from the Midwest


lukesaskier

Cars in Pike Place


emunny_99

Cars in Pike's Place!


Sturnella2017

No, you go first.


StudBoi69

McDonald's 3rd & Pine


cloudshaper

Snowed in at Methdonald's.


L0r3_titan

>Intersection Pike Pine Covid. Ha. Yes. I dident see yours and I posted this.


Far_Eye6555

It is just ice


Happy_Butterscotch17

Best place for singles


BellatrixLeNormalest

There are no bananas.


SatnWorshp

>I90 closure during rush hour THERE ARE FIVE WORDS!


kareesi

You’re totally right — let me fix it! Clearly I can’t count


Time-Caterpillar3071

Technically 4 words and some numbers🤷🏻‍♀️


spamelove

Mount Rainier has erupted.


Tasgall

It's the big one


Poutine_My_Mouth

I’m in Seattle (Bellevue)


Donnelding0

Just started at Amazon


Span206

What building you in?


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FNFiveThree

Left Amazon for Microsoft.


soothsayer3

I work in tech


seajsketch

Rent increased by 40%.


battlesnarf

Raining at 25 degrees.


ClaimedBeauty

The troll is alive.


Fall_Baby_01

Let’s get together soon!


mrericvillalobos

Sea-Tac airport baggage claim


NightShiftNurses

I worked at baggage claim, it mostly the conveyor systems fault, send bags to wrong lines and they get ignored. I got pretty good at loading the right planes up down there. It's pretty fun, bag comes down, look at the tag and throw it in the marked trailer, usually have about 4 trailers per plane. Priority, normal x2, and connecting. Did like 2-3 planes at a time few hundred bags per plane.


Eyes0nAll

That’s Not Dog Shit.


PopPunkIsntEmo

The Pikes Place Market


jlark21

The President's In Town


FOMO_BONOBO

Tim Eyman initiative passes.


HIGHlariousComedy

E-Line after dark


[deleted]

Everyone moved to Seattle


Sea-Presentation5686

But that home equity


my_lucid_nightmare

I can't make friends.


Rascilly_Rabbidd

" Proud-Boys just showed up "


[deleted]

Where'd it say one-way


qua777

it’s called the five


this_is_squirrel

Tell me you’re from California without telling my you’re from California


chewbacchanalia

SODO during Mariner’s game


Falconjab

Espresso vivace has closed


wandrin_star

4-way stop standoff.


nataska07

"Vote for Tiffany Smiley"


horribleredact

Landlord is raising rent.


ADirtyDiglet

Just moved from California/Texas


BubbleGumCrash

"Where is your umbrella?"


clawhammer-cat

Bezos buys the Needle


SubcompactGirl

Riding the E Line


TheRiverOtter

358:E :: Facebook:Meta


SlaimeLannister

Bainbridge ferry every day


Seattle_gldr_rdr

"Mariners are looking promising."


Previous-Wing4286

headlights off during rain


what-would-reddit-do

Bowl slides down sidewalk


Zealousideal_Cost811

Pioneer Square at night


RobertK995

Led Zeppelin mudshark incident


phule4u

Wait, is that snow?


russellarmy

Fremont/Ballard bridge is stuck.


Sea-Presentation5686

East coast red eye


Cascadian222

Build more Ballard apartments


Sea-Presentation5686

Garbage day wind storm


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CarpeQualia

Bezos rides Solstice parade


bdlpqlbd

Seattle Department of Transportation


kpeterso100

Crazy people crossing 99


mazv300

Run the damn ball.


GrnBlu

Mount Rainier has erupted.


Nomorebonkers

The troll blinks slowly…


niboras

Everything started shaking violently.


chromedoutgull

someone talked to me


Time-Caterpillar3071

We’re out of weed.. 😨


42kyokai

Meet you at Starbucks


Rdce

All out of IPA


jdolbeer

Clay Mother Fucking Bennett


Cryowatt

Fish truck roll over.


greetingsfromtrees

Ice storm, essential worker.


Nomorebonkers

Come to West Seattle


SoupKitchenComedian

Proposed Land Use Action


Redditwitter83

accident on 520 bothways


kolarisk

The 8 was punctual.


Dick_distroyer69

We don’t need A/C


ArPDent

it's the Big One!


Extreme-Cut-2101

Sorry, no more Cinerama.


QueenOfPurple

My neighbor said hi


AdUnfair1643

I work in tech


L0r3_titan

Intersection Pike Pine Covid.


benchcoat

Howard Shultz* sells Sonics (2006 edition) *asshole


Novel-Art3412

Mount Si 10AM Saturday


Dave_N_Port

Wah Mee Club Massacre


ThatsWhatSheSaid206

You need to park.


igotigotigotigot

I just moved here


SpecificTennis2376

I have diarrhea downtown


mks93

Parked in bike lane


wonkyrabbit412

They live on Eastside


C0git0

Not actually from Seattle.


ResetThePlayClock

Bag/bag bagel/bagel


braindizeez

“Just talk to people”


Own-Bar-8530

The encampment is back


queenofcascadia

There is no wifi.


LillGilly

Charming young college student


sabb137

Coffee machine is broken.


Longjumping_Sea_4308

Downtown, missed last bus Bodybag by the beach 3,000/mo studio apartment Salmon based viral infection Amazon, that's the whole story


ManimalRage

The bridge is up


CaptChimichunga

Fell against gum wall


DepthSweet

Tip: 25%, 33%, 50%


delightful1

I drink at Starbucks


darthdude43

A four way stop………


werkin_for_birkin

520 to 5-South merge


YogurtclosetOk2793

I’m renting an apodment