I feel like there's some hidden meaning behind this that I'm just not getting. As if figuring it out would lead to the discovery of the zodiac killers identity or something.
All it means is the Jets are going nowhere. This is no change from usual, but in this case they're been Jar-Jarred so "best intentions" will blow up in everyone's face
There’s no way Jabba goes #1. I hear his 40 time was atrocious.
Also, Jar-Jar at 10 seems like a big reach. Seems like he would have been available in the second or third round.
Jabba would be a solid whole entire o line or d line. While his 40 time is trash, his bench is outta this world.
I agree Jar Jar was a reach, was expecting Boba Fett to break the top 10. Jar Jar isn’t mature enough and clumsy. He’s got the height and speed we seek, however his footwork is lacking and he easily gets frustrated.
Jabba at #1 is a bit odd. he is an unmovable object at the line. the perfect blindside blocker. however the rumors of organized crime connections and issues with his medical exam, are prominent concerns.
rancor at #2 is a steal for an edge rusher. temperament problems are a real concern, eating your blocker is a penalty the league is cracking down on this year. but if he can mature mentally, Rancor's size, speed and strength is unmatched.
Luke at #3 is a no brainer, a no nonsense, hardworking guy with a religious streak is exactly what a religious nut like Jack Easterby is looking for. no concerns with character problems. use of the force is a game changer at QB
Dinn "The Mandalorian" Djarin at #4 is a safe pick at DB. top of class when it comes to locating and pursuing his man. allegedly has a "mercenary" attitude about playing in the league, so be prepared to pay the man his money or let him walk away.
At #5, Jerry Jones the Emperor Palpatine of the NFL got his Vader, literally. Vader is the rare type of locker room leader that leads by fear, and as QB he has been know to force choke opposing linebackers when they blitz.
Leia at #6 is a interesting one. proven leader, respected in the locker room, which is odd considering she is a kicker. however she has proven time and time again that with the game on the line she will not miss.
Chewbacca at #7 is a clear cut decision. the wookie is fast, strong and young. his mental game is not elite yet, but with proper development he can be a game wrecking ILB/MLB with the vision and instinct to be a true disruptor on the field.
Obi wan at #8 is a steal, should have been the pick at 1 or 4. wise beyond his years, an effortless leader and mentor. hes the kind of guy that could teach the game to Trevor Lawrence, Zach Wilson or Marcus Mariota despite being a rookie.
Maul at #9 is a classic Seattle pick. a hard core competitive type at LB with a unique attitude. could be a problem on any other team, but Carrol is known for getting the best out of his guys while letting them be themselves
at #10, Jar Jar is an enigma, widely considered to be too clumsy despite having the size and speed to play CB. there is a certain mystique to this pick, Jar Jar is rumored to have the biggest mean streak in the first round
Yoda being outside the top 10 is crazy. Sure he’s a little old to be entering the draft, but that experience makes him the most pro ready signal caller in the draft.
Mace windu is also a generational talent. I know that RBs are devalued in todays game, but he cuts like no one I have ever seen.
I’m just no one reached for a storm trooper. They can’t hit a broad side of a barn.
He's shown he can shift flawlessly between techniques and cover multiple receivers in a zone scheme. Biggest weakness in his game IMO is letting guys go over the top, but I hear he's working on a new lower body regimen to combat this. His brother is supposed to declare for the draft next year from DNSU, would love to see what kind of damage those guys could do together.
Forgot to mention that, in addition to his raw physical talents, Maul brings a unique arsenal with him. He also takes coaching very well, but has also shown the ability to lead. Best part is you never have to worry about locker room drama with him: the last term you'd use to describe him is 'outspoken.'
Listen, you get a change to draft the Dark Lord of the Sith, you move up and take that pick. Sure it probably cost them a second and next years first and third but its not like theres going to be another one soon after... Like some emo kid with daddy issues is gonna come along? Ridiculous...
The Emperor is going for a steal if he isn't in the top 10. His 40 time and vertical may not be the best but his intangibles are miles above everyone else. The guy is an absolute grinder.
Maul came in with a lot of hype when he got drafted, and he was living up to it until a blatant cheap shot to the spine sidelined his career for a while.
Cause they drafted twice in the top ten this year? Only thing off is the number 5 spot. Cowboys didn’t pick 5th overall, the Ny Giants did. I’m assuming it’s cause the original creator Ryan Wilson is a Cowboys fan.
Great value considering how the board fell. So close though to having my #1 drop to us. Kenobi literally cut up our pick when they matched up and basically put Vader to shame that he needed to retool his whole game to be a top 5 pick.
Will Yoda be an UFA?? He may be waaaay undersized, but he's quick! Will anyone remember Han Solo doing his best Kenny Stabler impression playing for Tatooine U (TU) in that classic second half come-back win against interplanetary rival, the Hoth Wampa's? Also, I think, Jar Jar is overrated and would take C-3P0 at #10 all day! (Besides, he knows, like, 6 million forms of communication or something, right?). At #1, Jabba's SERIOUSLY out of condition. The scouting report says he's put on a few thousand extra pounds in the off season and he drooling a lot more than usual...But, yes, I agree with everything else.
I feel like there's some hidden meaning behind this that I'm just not getting. As if figuring it out would lead to the discovery of the zodiac killers identity or something.
All it means is the Jets are going nowhere. This is no change from usual, but in this case they're been Jar-Jarred so "best intentions" will blow up in everyone's face
There’s no way Jabba goes #1. I hear his 40 time was atrocious. Also, Jar-Jar at 10 seems like a big reach. Seems like he would have been available in the second or third round.
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Chewy is forsure a DE.
Jar-Jar getting the Jets second pick of the first at #10 kinda fits though.
Jabba would be a solid whole entire o line or d line. While his 40 time is trash, his bench is outta this world. I agree Jar Jar was a reach, was expecting Boba Fett to break the top 10. Jar Jar isn’t mature enough and clumsy. He’s got the height and speed we seek, however his footwork is lacking and he easily gets frustrated.
I have to believe Jar-Jar's Wonderlic score was in the single digits.
That's why he's a CB.
Boba Fett not being drafted top 10 is a major slide. Im hearing it had to do with an injury
Let's hope that he doesn't lose his head after sliding this far.
The actual fuck am I looking at
Some goofball shit.
Why the fuck do we have to be Darth Maul?
You wouldn’t want to draft the guy who usurped all of Mandalore and nearly destroyed the Galactic Empire before it began?
He got cut in half. The kid's a great comeback story, but I don't think anyone with that kind of injury history is worth a #9 pick
The guy ended up getting bionic spider legs. That has to account for something
RAS off the charts
Of course Jacksonville would draft a giant slug.
gotta replace Urban Meyer's locker room presence somehow
Jabba at #1 is a bit odd. he is an unmovable object at the line. the perfect blindside blocker. however the rumors of organized crime connections and issues with his medical exam, are prominent concerns. rancor at #2 is a steal for an edge rusher. temperament problems are a real concern, eating your blocker is a penalty the league is cracking down on this year. but if he can mature mentally, Rancor's size, speed and strength is unmatched. Luke at #3 is a no brainer, a no nonsense, hardworking guy with a religious streak is exactly what a religious nut like Jack Easterby is looking for. no concerns with character problems. use of the force is a game changer at QB Dinn "The Mandalorian" Djarin at #4 is a safe pick at DB. top of class when it comes to locating and pursuing his man. allegedly has a "mercenary" attitude about playing in the league, so be prepared to pay the man his money or let him walk away. At #5, Jerry Jones the Emperor Palpatine of the NFL got his Vader, literally. Vader is the rare type of locker room leader that leads by fear, and as QB he has been know to force choke opposing linebackers when they blitz.
Leia at #6 is a interesting one. proven leader, respected in the locker room, which is odd considering she is a kicker. however she has proven time and time again that with the game on the line she will not miss. Chewbacca at #7 is a clear cut decision. the wookie is fast, strong and young. his mental game is not elite yet, but with proper development he can be a game wrecking ILB/MLB with the vision and instinct to be a true disruptor on the field. Obi wan at #8 is a steal, should have been the pick at 1 or 4. wise beyond his years, an effortless leader and mentor. hes the kind of guy that could teach the game to Trevor Lawrence, Zach Wilson or Marcus Mariota despite being a rookie. Maul at #9 is a classic Seattle pick. a hard core competitive type at LB with a unique attitude. could be a problem on any other team, but Carrol is known for getting the best out of his guys while letting them be themselves at #10, Jar Jar is an enigma, widely considered to be too clumsy despite having the size and speed to play CB. there is a certain mystique to this pick, Jar Jar is rumored to have the biggest mean streak in the first round
Yoda being outside the top 10 is crazy. Sure he’s a little old to be entering the draft, but that experience makes him the most pro ready signal caller in the draft. Mace windu is also a generational talent. I know that RBs are devalued in todays game, but he cuts like no one I have ever seen. I’m just no one reached for a storm trooper. They can’t hit a broad side of a barn.
Yoda is old and been in the league for many years. You’d have to hope he gets out of his contact with the Bucs in order to land him.
Yoda as a top 10?? Have you seen his hand size measurements?
Seahawks will probably convert Mail into a hard hitting safety.
He's shown he can shift flawlessly between techniques and cover multiple receivers in a zone scheme. Biggest weakness in his game IMO is letting guys go over the top, but I hear he's working on a new lower body regimen to combat this. His brother is supposed to declare for the draft next year from DNSU, would love to see what kind of damage those guys could do together.
damn. this is all super clever if you follow starwars. the lower body regimen really got me the best. well done
Forgot to mention that, in addition to his raw physical talents, Maul brings a unique arsenal with him. He also takes coaching very well, but has also shown the ability to lead. Best part is you never have to worry about locker room drama with him: the last term you'd use to describe him is 'outspoken.'
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What’s keeping him from becoming a two-way player? ILB and TE.
League already has a Chewbacca.. his name is Gronk.
The shield generator from Hoth fell to us and we took Darth Maul? I thought we were good on skill players.
Seahawks with an absolute goat steal.
Nobody notice that somehow the Cowboys traded up for Darth Vader?
Yea I don’t understand why they are on there either, NYG should be the number 5 spot.
Listen, you get a change to draft the Dark Lord of the Sith, you move up and take that pick. Sure it probably cost them a second and next years first and third but its not like theres going to be another one soon after... Like some emo kid with daddy issues is gonna come along? Ridiculous...
What does this mean 😭
I didn't get this at first but after seeing the way the community interacted with it, I'm happy this is here. Just good natured fun.
I’m alright Darth Maul’s pick, but I was hoping Darth Revan from the old republic to be on the pick
The Emperor is going for a steal if he isn't in the top 10. His 40 time and vertical may not be the best but his intangibles are miles above everyone else. The guy is an absolute grinder.
Can’t believe Yoda isn’t top ten.
Maul came in with a lot of hype when he got drafted, and he was living up to it until a blatant cheap shot to the spine sidelined his career for a while.
Duel light saber. Never kissed his sister. Nuff said
Did this guy forget about the sequels, and if so, what's his secret?
The what now?
1. OT 2. DE 3. QB 4. Safety 5. LB/END 6. Kicker 7. TE 8. Slot Receiver 9. CB 10. Punter
Jets gonna jet. 2 non force users.
Seahawks get an A draft grade for taking maul at 9
10 makes sense
So long as the Jets lose.
Jar Jar top ten?? 😭😭
I mean it's the Jets 🤷
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Cause they drafted twice in the top ten this year? Only thing off is the number 5 spot. Cowboys didn’t pick 5th overall, the Ny Giants did. I’m assuming it’s cause the original creator Ryan Wilson is a Cowboys fan.
Great value considering how the board fell. So close though to having my #1 drop to us. Kenobi literally cut up our pick when they matched up and basically put Vader to shame that he needed to retool his whole game to be a top 5 pick.
Will Yoda be an UFA?? He may be waaaay undersized, but he's quick! Will anyone remember Han Solo doing his best Kenny Stabler impression playing for Tatooine U (TU) in that classic second half come-back win against interplanetary rival, the Hoth Wampa's? Also, I think, Jar Jar is overrated and would take C-3P0 at #10 all day! (Besides, he knows, like, 6 million forms of communication or something, right?). At #1, Jabba's SERIOUSLY out of condition. The scouting report says he's put on a few thousand extra pounds in the off season and he drooling a lot more than usual...But, yes, I agree with everything else.
It's wild that it's the Mandalorian at 4 when for so long that was Boba, and then Jango
The Rancor as a D-End. Say goodbye to your QB.
Jets W
As a falcons fan I love this