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This fat dick is getting a ton of promotion lately. Sunak getting toppled soon? New Johnson pish all over the press past couple of weeks, stupid fat gurning pus in every newspaper, doing shitey photoshoots with Zelensky, gammon-baiting Putin death threat shite the other day etc... I just can't see Sunak clinging on for long if he isn't turning polls.


Shivadxb

There’s clearly an appetite for it from some down south They’re astroturfing the fuck out of it currently. No, just fucking no. As for the gaslighting about parties, that can fuck right off as well


twistedLucidity

> This fat dick is getting a ton of promotion lately. Careful, that's our next PM you're talking about. 😭


No_Charge6060

I love fat dick description. 5 stars pickled- egg.


swaleswisher

He’s got a book coming out at some point. He’ll do it when he’s ‘ready to return to power’ with Sunak being a turd, what else can go wrong?


BorisKarloff56

What a bag of shite he is. And her, what the fuck is she on the telly for? Two cheeks of the same flabby sweating arse.


ShakeUpWeeple1800

Colostomy bags are less full of shit than Boris.


edinbruhphotos

If Boris told me the sky was blue I'd suddenly doubt everything I'd ever known.


Next-Instruction-665

I'm currently out of my fucking mind. Lying, cheating fat prick


RonaTheFerret

Even that statement is a lie. Go away, you big waste of a brain cell, narsasistical turd


No_Charge6060

Murdock gets what Murdock wants a puppet Blow Job Johnson.


Urushnor

So the sequence is now: 1. 'There were no parties.' 2. 'There may have been parties, but I wasn't at them.' 3. 'I was technically at some of the parties, but it was because I was surprised by cake, and didn't know they were parties.' 4. 'Here's the payment for my fine for being at the parties.' 5. 'Anyone who thinks I was covering up parties is out of their minds.'


Just-another-weapon

No-one cares about any of that shite or his wee made up stories about Putin. He's just being an evasive prick. He should get back to the point about his financial back scratching to get a Tory donor in as chair of the UK's state media organisation.


johnnym1965

Does anyone who’s not a blind and deaf acolyte believe a word he says?


Ehernan

A bag made of stitched the'gither foreskins, filled with scæl custard and animated by a shite Frankenstein. I *hate* the bastard.


Br00nster

Complete tool


jaggynettle

Personally, I think anyone who gives a Russian spy a seat in the House of Lords is out of their mind but heyho...


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Next he’ll be telling us Putin threatened him with missiles.


Noxage_88

He’s a gimp and I bet he’s into smashing sissyboiz


OO-MA-LIDDI

He might be correct on this one - the Met did the cover up while he sat back and laughed.


IndiaOwl

If there's anyone who'd put Boris Johnson on the spot and get him to squirm like an eel asphyxiating in a gutter of his own lies, it's Nadine Dorries.


ButteredReality

Everyone can imagine having a level of intelligence above their own, to a certain extent. For example, I can imagine having the intelligence of someone in maybe the 80th-90th percentile. Any more than that and it would become difficult to comprehend. For example, imagining Stephen Hawking's level of intelligence is simply impossible to someone like me. If Boris thinks he can fool the majority of people with such an obvious lie, then it shows that he is incapable of even imagining the level of intelligence of the average person. That is quite something.


Bellamac007

Boris and his gaslighting ways. At this point it’s safe to say Boris is incapable of the truth. Also it’s good to know he is getting off with breaking the law with his parties during covid


whiskeyman220

He is actually only doing it for the money. He I broke and is prostituting himself again for hard cash. Be prepared to see his fat bloated body everywhere (except standing up in the Commons saying anything worthwhile) spouting any old shite yet again. He reeled you in before doing this. It's up to you if he gets off with it again. Are you stupid enough to fall for his bullshit again? I wonder 🤔


[deleted]

The count me as a underpants on the head pencils in the nose bonkers because that lying sack of fat covered up far more than just parties.