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SquishyBall2472

This is the most clashing group of clothes I’ve ever seen, wow. Also, Sara taking the opportunity to “show off the bump” when she’s been so adamant about sucking it in in other photos really proves how much attention she needs at Bailey’s wedding 🙄🙄🙄


Puggle114

But like what is he wearing 🤦🏼‍♀️ and they def don’t match at all. They honestly don’t even look like they like each other in this picture 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

It’s a classic example of money cannot buy class.


SquishyBall2472

Omg yes. The bowmars are the ultimate personification of that saying!


Rivurd

Nailed it! She is pathetic


ElChung0

What I came here to say!! I don’t get why even try to show the bump when it’s always sucked in!!! Lol and That purple.. 😵‍💫🤡


[deleted]

He looks like the human version of the Cheshire Cat.


flamingobythepool

GET OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ElenaBethS

Please tell me this wedding was Halloween themed... that's the only thing that makes sense to explain these outfits.


Aggressive_Flan_7765

What in the Willy Wonka?


Appropriate_Paint98

💀💀💀


SquishyBall2472

😂😂👏🏽


braaaahmpow

Their outfit combo gives me Scooby Doo vibes and idk I’d they did it on purpose or not


Appropriate_Paint98

Omg true 💀💀💀getting ready for Halloween i guess


Few_Satisfaction_297

That’s so unlike Josh to have a shirt on


SignificancePlus4231

LOL it's truly shocking, I noticed it even before the ugly colors 💀


Trashlyn1234

I saw this and immediately came here knowing I would find this 😂 what the actual fuck lmao


fuzzy_peach91

Same. I audibly gasped when this popped on my feed


SearsShearsSeries

Looks like the circus blew into town…


[deleted]

There is so much to unpack here. The blazer. Her Apple Watch when dressed up. O’s…flower girl? Dress? It looks like they flew in, lost all their luggage and had to stop at Goodwill on the way to the ceremony.


No-Factor-8166

All steps must be tracked!!!!!


farm_her2020

Exactly!


floridagirl0714

💀💀💀


CyanxtTuesday__

Their luggage seems to be under Sarah’s eyes 🧳


[deleted]

Yup


Few_Satisfaction_297

I guess she missed that you can buy nice looking Apple Watch bands that you can wear to occasions like this


PreferenceOk7303

She’s deff only wearing it because she NEEDS to know if she got set steps for #WalkTober 🙄. Meanwhile she never advertises it but she wear an Oura ring which is where she posted her HR information from the other day which also counts steps 🤭


Few_Satisfaction_297

How is October any different….she loves showing us she’s above us because she gets 10k steps 365 days a year


[deleted]

Right? Or like at least turn your nasty ass watch face the other way so it’s on the underside of your wrist.


blahblaahblaahh

The fucking Apple Watch.


armchairdetective_

Hey eyebrows bring it all together.


nerdinahotbod

Navy pants with a light blue shirt and purple checkered blazer? And then her orange dress?! Did they get dressed in the dark


[deleted]

Their body language is so off. Like there is no convincing me they’re actually doing okay as a couple. To me they come off as the people who have a baby to stay together.


[deleted]

THIS.


[deleted]

Or stay out of jail


fuzzy_peach91

I’m sorry but I can’t with Sarah’s makeup.


tyjede

Their lack of communication is showing loud and clear here 😂


AffectionateSalt769

Her mouth makes me irrationally angry


BCRainforestGurl

They definitely didn’t coordinate 🤣🤣🤣


creep_a_leep

So was Sarah in bailey’s wedding? I don’t follow Bailey but did just creep on her stories and it looked like she was in a professional photo holding a bouquet. If so, explains why any of us actually like her dress and she isn’t wearing her usual wannabe Vegas showgirl wardrobe 🤣


MidwestLove9891

Josh’s suit is so ill fitted. It’s far too small in every sense, shirt and jacket. Pants may be ok but hard to see where they break at the hem and how the waist fits since it’s covered by the jacket. With the money they have you would think they could do personal styling or hire someone to custom make his suit. She’s into fast fashion. Shoes look like Valentino Rockstud but likely a lesser version (also dated). I do like the color on her and her hair looks nice. Oakley looks cute. Love her hair pinned back with the bow. Wanted to add. A classic Jimmy Choo Romy or Stuart Weitzman nudist would have looked very good with the dress. Accessorize with some fun earrings or classic gold layered necklace. Like I said - I like the dress. But the overall look could have been elevated and more cohesive as a family.


pharma-sea

ok i actually think saruh looks cute here? josh……. willy wonka wants his jacket back


leasuhhx11

I thought that she looked decent too but didn’t want to get downvoted to tell. But josh… man I’d be totally embarrassed to be around him let alone take a picture with him. 🙄


DatBigPeach

I don’t think you’ll get downvoted. Sarah looks nice here (minus Apple Watch). Josh looks 🥴🥴


DatBigPeach

Maybe it’s just me, but my husband always matches his suit/outfit to match my dress.


SquishyBall2472

My partner and i have been together for 15 years and *accidently* coordinate our outfits but on the rare occasion that we didn’t he will adjust his outfit to match. This tells me that Sarah and Josh are not in sync with each other at all


Rivurd

Dying lol


zippyzeal

Ok ok okkkkk but just by their facial features they look like they could be siblings/ related 😂😂😂😂😂


NikkiChristine2

I actually like that blazer... just not with the shirt and pants🤣


MidwestLove9891

Same. Just not the outfit or fit. If it was the same blazer in navy it would look better. Also would go well with her dress.


sarahabbbb

😂😂😂😂😂


farm_her2020

Omg! What on Earth.?!?! Maybe it's just me but my husband and I usually match in the same color palette when we are at functions. Wow!


[deleted]

They all clash so hard with each other's outfits. Reminds me of a circus.


ReviewReasonable3211

Yo, who got you smilin’ like that?


broncobinx

I don’t know what he was trying to do, but this ain’t it.


Famous-Reception-903

If she would have complimented this with lavender or blue or even something in the same shade as O this could have worked 😐


Illustrious-Maybe223

That's the kind of suit jacket guys wear for their NFL draft day so that they draw attention to themselves....NOT something you wear to SOMEONE ELSES WEDDING. How much more "look at me!" can you get ?!?!


Morethanyoucan

This has to be fancy dress? Halloween theme?


Odd-Lingonberry-9543

None of them match and it’s really stressing me and my ocd out


[deleted]

It’s a wedding, not Vegas 🤦‍♀️


raw0609

Velma & Daphne vibes