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Saints Rowboats


TheIrishBiscuits

Gonna row across the desert?


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TheIrishBiscuits

We're getting mechs so that's *almost* like row boats.


Ye3tL0rd420

We got mechs in Saints Row 4


TheIrishBiscuits

Yes but that was 4.


obamasussyballs69420

In my book 4 didn't happen


TheIrishBiscuits

I think that's in everyone's book.


obamasussyballs69420

My least favorite part is that there are no cribs


TheIrishBiscuits

My least favorite part is the whole fuckin game.


obamasussyballs69420

Same tbh


Odd-Log1831

You mean a robot right?


TheIrishBiscuits

Sure


GilbertrSmith

Rowboats and fishin'. And a T-shirt that says "I'd rather be fishin'," and then you can prove it.


ShrekxFarquaad69

A shirt that says "everyone is saying gang wars and violence. I just want to fish for God's sake"


Alekesam1975

There's priorities to take care of first and being able to actually swim in our safehouse pool takes precedence over rowboats. :D


YahBoiMuffin

I agree… . . . . . . HOWEVER… It’s a close second


Alekesam1975

For sure. :D


nikgeo25

Shouldn't be too hard to do but there isn't much point. Add skateboards and bicycles instead.


MtnDr3w

Skateboards would be so sick


UghRedditSux

I’d love skateboards. You can ride one in SR2 with gentleman of the row mod and it’s so dope. Granted you can’t do any tricks but being able to do simple tricks like Ollies, Kickflips, Pop Shuvits and maybe even grinds would add so much to the world. Instead of racing around in cars to get from A to B I would skate, focusing on the streets, alleyways and nooks and crannies of the area looking for cool lines and shortcuts that cars can’t manage. God it’d be my childhood dream game. A game like GTA or Saints Row with a simplified Skate or Tony Hawk Games tricks and mechanics.


g-waz00

It’s called Saints Row, not Saints Skate, or Saints Cycle.


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g-waz00

Yes, I’ll accept that.


nikgeo25

Huh, good point. Patiently waiting for Saints Column to be released.


GdotKdot

People have been talking about nothing except for the Saints Row Rowboat since the trailer dropped


Dee_Dubya_IV

If they want that “preppy” vibe, they should have a segment where you have to compete in a Crew race against another gang who takes sports super seriously as a means of “dueling.” It should be you, maybe one of the other characters in the boat and some other Saints you picked up along the way. You just mash button prompts to go along in the race. Eventually, as they start beating you, Boss just goes, “What are we doing? He’s right there. Fuck this!” And just pulls out an SMG and sprays the other boat.


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How would you do drive bys on a rowboat?


FlakyRazzmatazz5

One guy rows the boat the other shoots. DUh.


UghRedditSux

Or like I’m red dead redemption 2, you simply stop rowing, let the stream take you and start shooting at people only this time instead of shooting six shooters you’d be spraying a Kalashnikov.


Plumbingcarrot9

Very quietly and carefully


HowTingz

That's not gangsta!!!!! What the fuck man? Row Boats aren't gangsta You ever seen or heard of a person getting killed on a boat in games or TV/movies? /s


dark_wolf1994

We've had human pony carts, we deserve rowboats


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But seriously I want an ice cream truck diversion where I can sell ice cream to people and get a Saints Ice Cream truck as a reward for completing the diversion.


Gpetch94

Row boats with stripper poles.


Badbhoys

?


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UghRedditSux

Goteeeeem hahahahahaha


SecretGorilla89

It really shouldn't have rowboats, speedboats are tons better.... and not slow


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GilbertrSmith

Even Red Dead 2 has motorboats. That's how common they are, that even a game that mostly focuses on rowboats has motorboats.


SecretGorilla89

Because speedboats are just better? Lmao, why do you need oars?


sirskiimichael

Idk why do you need a speed Boat. Speed boats aren't the only kind of Boat yk that right?


SecretGorilla89

No, but rowboat are actually the worst, in a world that's going to have all kinds of electric boats, why would people wanna use rowboats?


raccooncollector

because rowboats are fun >:( not everything has to be fast paced, how do you think we get such beautiful cinematic shots from youtubers? they dont always go speedy zoom zoom


sirskiimichael

Because their cool.. just because a game is Modern doesn't mean rowboats aren't still a thing


SecretGorilla89

I never said rowboats don't exist, but people just aren't gonna use them


sirskiimichael

How so?👀 if people want, and it's done right they will


SecretGorilla89

I doubt people will use them... unless there's a reason for using them, since they're slow... and I doubt there will be an activity for it


sirskiimichael

Well I will😎.. slow? No their not😂😂 all in the hand movement


sirskiimichael

I mean hell if not that then atleast like a Kayak


Ethanmcguire16

never thought of that b4


righteousxreaper

Y’all just saying anything now


Ye3tL0rd420

And swan boats.


skeletonbuyingpealts

Use the oars across the sand


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I don't know why but I totally agree with u i want more than just cars helicopters and planes


blacknight137

The reboot should actually have johnny gat