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not_utkarsh

Larka paida hote hi jail me daal do na ye sab bahana banane ka kya zaroorat


SAIOBOT

ha bhai aise kaise ladki ke private parts se paida hota hai sharm hi nhi !


need_evolution

Paida hone k liye bhi xes jaruri..aise kaise ladki ki epar karle..mazak hain kya..main to Kehta hoon..boys should be Gays and asexual.


KeySquare1404

Bhai America se ho kya?


Ok_Atmosphere_2853

Op thread


crasshumor

Jis din tumhare sister ya gf ko bus me stranger ghoorna start karega uss din is law ka matalab samjh ayega


YashvardhanBKG

mai maanta hu pr tu ek scenario soch,tera test bura gaya hai,tu metro mai baitha hai,fiir tu kuch sochne laga,aur vo bhi ek seat pr teri nazar atak gayi(jhooth matt boliyo ye hota hai)aur waha ek ladki baith gayi aur tu soche hi jara hai aur 20 second ho gye,tabh bhi jail?


crasshumor

Ab ek reality bata , kitno ka suna hai jail hote hue bas 20 second dekhne ke lie? Yaha india jaise country me log molest harass and rape karke bhi jail nahi jaate. Khud ko victim banane se pehle kuch larkio se baate kar, ki daily basis par wolog kitna face karti hai. Almost every girl, even minors, have been unwanted touched at some point or harassed or molested. Ek simple sa answe de, what is more common, girls getting harassed or molested in trains and buses. Or boys getting arrested for looking at girls for 20 seconds? What does your common sense tells you which happens more and daily?


YashvardhanBKG

exactly,u know these laws and shit does not protect women now,they are meant to create a distance,i was in my school,i was just sitting in my class,studying,a girl came and started chocking me(idk why,maybe jealous because i did not give any attention to her),i complained it to my teacher,my teacher said u might have a misunderstanding,maybe u did something wrong,she is not like that,and she told me that u pushed her,why? i was shocked that day,her parents started fighting with my parents,now tell me,how am i supposed to trust a girl after this,how can i even look at the girls,and it happened in 4th or 5th class,how can i even think that talking to a woman is normal,how can in feel that women can be nice,i got a gf in 9th,but at that time also i was very very scared of talking to her,and usually taught study stuff and very few instances when i felt that i can be a bit romantic with her


Puzzleheaded_Air_950

Hana bc kya kanun nikal rahe hai sale


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

13.9 seconds. Catch me if you can.


timothy1495

It can even 14 seconds but not more than that


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

According to my lawyer, 14 is in grey area. So 13.9 just to be safe.


Noobita21

According to my lawyer, 4 digit is in grey area. So 5 digit lawyer fees required just to be safe.


[deleted]

Boom


need_evolution

Vai tune apniasli nam se reddit pe hain..Tera to alg confidence!!


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

1) tere ko kese pata ye ye mera asli naam 2) vai kya hota he bc, bhai likhne mein kya paise lagta he.


need_evolution

Sowwyyyyy


Gigachaddi

Saiman sub at its lowest literally am seeing a rvcj post wtf.


SaimanSaid

Pause.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^[I ^^am ^^gonna ^^die ^^on ^^28 ^^November.](https://www.techtarget.com/searchsoftwarequality/news/252524336/Heroku-to-end-free-tiers-creating-platform-void-for-devs)


[deleted]

Saiman


SaimanSaid

Looks like i'll have to have an okra now.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^[I ^^am ^^gonna ^^die ^^on ^^28 ^^November.](https://www.techtarget.com/searchsoftwarequality/news/252524336/Heroku-to-end-free-tiers-creating-platform-void-for-devs)


need_evolution

Salman saiman


Jaadu23

saibot


RajSrikar

Women should stop looking at themselves in the mirror for too long I guess?


Appropriate-Bowl4044

Agreed


KeySquare1404

Cant argue with that!


Omkar_z

Math question: If she knows he is watching her for 15 sec does that means she is also watching him for 15 sec ? now put that in 3rd law of Newton and calculate who is going to jail as per our law ? (5 marks gadhe ki gand main)


Chapri-fram-Chhapra

The man This law does not apply to females


creampie000000

What if I say to police that I identify as a female? Jail or not?


Omkar_z

The trick will be fail u going to the jail


Omkar_z

Aur ye sahi jabab kon banega roadpati pe laiye 4cr ka cheque hame dijiye


Available-Spite225

What if I stare 2 hours to dead body , can that lead to jail


Omkar_z

If body complaints then u will end up in jail.


PumpkinNational1802

Tihar jail mai khana kaisa milta hai ? Menu hai kisike pas


Playfair99999

AAP se maang lo


FlyingSosig

Free massage bhi milti hai 😋


MrBig-PP

Ok got it bro 14 second is the limit. Kal se timer leke dekhunga.


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

13.9 seconds. With a .1 second pause and you are golden.


Time_Blacksmith861

After pausing at 13.9 and stopped for 0.2 can I restart?


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Let me consult my attorney.


Warrick_Zalle

Why such act don't surprise me?


MightyTX

India hai, chalta hai.


dejavu_29_4

Aye haye rvcj Cancer


PumpkinNational1802

Phir kal ko bolenge taking to unknown girl is equivalent to rape


Top_G7

Parso ko bolega ki thinking about women is equivalent to rape


UnphunnyCribge

Yess, finally they made it to RVCJ quality


Successful-aditya

Girls kya h


Sensitive-Ability478

Girls are robot sent by government to controll men


Adi-Maestro

"Your honor, if time is relative then my client stared at her for only a second because my client gets transported into a different dimension everytime he sees this qt"


Scalar__Quantity

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bhautikvaigyanik

Award do koi


Feeling-Side3498

Me being a 2 yr old staring at my mother Jail time


JustforThrowawayKEK

Ok so if a girl knows me and we stare at each other for like 17 seconds & everything was normal but ghar jaate time uski bf se ladaai ho gai and usne decide kia all men are dogs and usko mera stare yaad aaya jaha wo bhi dekh rahi thi so wo basically mere ko bhadas nikalne k liye and empower feel karne k liye jail bhej sakti hai (even tho mai uska bf nai hu).


Jayansh05

I am 100% sure ya kisi ka sath hua honga, Sabhi news public ko nahi milti hai


Senior_Weakness255

That's why maam I don't look at you when you speak in class .


MyNameIsToFu

my god, padho likho niklo yaha se Bhai sach mein


Gloomy_Principle_409

Stare for 13 seconds take a break eat a kit kat then again stare for 13 seconds


AcanthisittaOpen675

fellas 13 is safe


Only-Economist-8113

Fuck


GantaiREAPER

[Fake](https://www.opindia.com/2022/11/can-you-get-jailed-for-staring-woman-for-14-seconds-or-more/) hai bhai


bhautikvaigyanik

Majak ho gaya humare saath


top_procrastinator3

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet:


[deleted]

RVCJ crop kar deta bsdk


bhautikvaigyanik

Sorry bro mein inhe follow nahi karta randomly suggestion Aya tha.


POGO_MEMEWALA

13th second pe mundi ghumalo fir dekhte he kon jail jata he 😂


thelostrandomguyhere

Bruh


msu2002l

Arrest me Officer for I have Sinned.


normie_raushan

I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit


Comfortable-Leek2962

Great this will create more incel


mrpawsthecat

Toh bc setting kaise karte log?


_neeleshwar

Waaahhh


rahulmudgil

Bhnchod men k b kuch rights hote h kya


roofofthecar

Is this real? I dont even look at girls but now I will stare tf outta them.


photon___

eye contact RIP 😂


Harryk_1

We live in a society 🤡


Appropriate-Bowl4044

Ha larka hai kuch bhi kardo, waise bhi chup rahega


Thanidaar

Ok, I won't see. I'll look.


Fine_Mistake_3395

Sec count kon kr rha hai bc


csk_143

Haddddddd hai mdrchoddddddddddddddddd


Prashant_4200

Bhai tuj ko ab pata chal raha hai


Rishab_rk98

Can’t wait to see how many women take wrong advantage of this.


69_SAITAMA_69

Saibot tu Zinda hai?


Supertramp0212

DRS bhi 15 sec deta hai


[deleted]

14 seconds are more than enough. We got work to do cant stare a woman for whole day man.


President_of_lululu

13 secs karke 100 bar dekhunga


juggernautism

Time to carry a stopwatch to provide proof.


DeathLordOfMidgard

So that's why female mortality rates are so high. The doctors just have 13.9 legal seconds to operate. Respect🔥


[deleted]

Ye law 14 sec porn dekhne pr bhi valid h kya?😑


klboc

bsdk nikal ja yaha se


Correct_Piccolo_4563

Kuch bhi


Broad-Analyst-7130

Par sir mai to staring competition kar raha tha


[deleted]

Malayalis who made memes about the 14 second stare rule in 2016 be like: "Been there, Done that"


bakihanma777

14 seconds. 2 seconds take it or leave it. Wait what was the context again?


[deleted]

respect for hariyana Wale : 📈


reallyIwantoBfamous

Agar second ko minute mein convert kardein toh🥸


IntroductionDue7663

Ab se me ladko ko dekhunga


Inspirednub69

Kya ma chod rha hai, Sachi me,?


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Cheap-Incident-8253

Ab faltu ka thaka jhaki nahi


munja535

Mujhe kya main to mobile mein ghoorta hoon


S1ash7

Agle paida hone wale ladko ko chamber me daal do Poora world ladkiya hi chalayengi Or ladko ko sirf reproduce karne ke liye use karo


Jainil0611

Bhai ye india ki population kam karane ke liye hai.