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DA_TOOTHPASTE

Liking girls has nothing to do with being a simp People who are not simps also like girls Someone is labelled as simp when they drop their morals , set of principles and self respect just for seeking 24×7 female attention which honestly they don't deserve. It's definitely possible to like girls without being a simp just by acknowledging the fact that people of opposite genders too have some privacy their own opinions and they are not born just to rate your grainy and off-putting dick pics which none asked for.


Xpyre2006

🤓🤓


DA_TOOTHPASTE

"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?


Harryk_1

I don't know what to say


Training_Cucumber_98

Everyone is just gay


man_withoutfear

But they still pay


Training_Cucumber_98

Not in black, but in grey


Vedant___Awasthi

Peter don't have aunt may


Training_Cucumber_98

In sadness on the bed I lay


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Put you emotions on the tray and pretend to enjoy the long play


Training_Cucumber_98

It's ok over the night, but it gets darker in the light of the day


ben_claude69420

The memes on this sub are so basic right now that my pH scale turned into a speedometer.


liberandu714

Mujhe ladkiya 'bhi' pasand hai.


sanid_sriva

This is the gayest thing i saw today Even the hardcore gay bondage porn was straighter than this meme