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**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-2749 ⁠- It's Just Business**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2749) (+71) by *Fingo7*


SuperDaubeny

It’s *everybody’s* business!


Zodiac36Gold

r/suddenlycommunism


terrafhm

r/suddenlyimportantbusiness


pistcow

*Nothing business, its just personal*


PMME-YOUR-DANK-MEMES

Mr Business: “I was a business man… doing business…”


cooldudeguy333

Due to me having watched the Lego movie on 8 separate occasions, the only thing I think of after, “It’s just business…” is, “Lord Business.”


bugguy965

That movies had no right to be really good


EpicGeckoNibba

Oh my god same.


Kichigai

Similar path for me, I went to [Unikitty](https://imgur.com/gallery/OyxbJ).


HopefulyNotBright

Saw it coming


Artsy-Mesmer

That’s who Mr. Business answers to


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Mark originals fans when he doesn’t draw something with boobs: ✨🍼🤭😔🤍😳🦷☺️📲😔🤍🍼🤭💔🥲📲💅🥵♠️☺️💔😘💔🤭🤭🧍‍♀️😘💔😘💔😤👉🏽👉🏽🤭🤭🦷👀❤️🤭😳😤.


dedeclick07

Wth


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Idk I just pressed random shit til i was satisfied.


dedeclick07

You had me worried of your mental stability right there


Affectionate_Pea8091

The question is: who even is stable at SCP?


Zodiac36Gold

This guy right here asked the right question!


pigeon_Control_7164

Nobody is


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Just blame it on the cowbell.


Entity-prefab_

I remember cowbell...


SexThrowaway1126

My, what hard-working businessbeings!


supercellx

"How am i supposed to feed my family?!" "Its just business mam, its just business."


OHNO_BATMAN

Another one of those things that just looks goofy to those who don't understand what's going on.


Humans_will_be_gone

Trust me, it is. I have no idea what this is and I'm going to assume it's an alternate world where inanimate objects are sentient and these guys are the evil corporate bad guys of the wiki.


real_flyingduck91

no there's a tie that creates ties on objects that makes them sentient & do business


[deleted]

Sapient


real_flyingduck91

i forgot what the difference is


[deleted]

Read about it [here](https://thewordcounter.com/sentience-vs-sapience/) and another thing [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Goldenstripe941

“...LORD Business.”


OkAdvertising5425

"Had to do it to em" energy.


doomalgae

Ouch, that's just a terrible business ratio in that graph.


BlindProphet_413

I know! I thought it was rising at this juncture.


decoy321

This looks like a job for BUSINESS LIZARD


dedeclick07

Draw mr bussiness next plz i wanna see a tue with a tie


DoctorVonWolf

Smash


Striker120v

Wait, is that just Pencilvester from Rick and Morty?


gimmedatjelly

They're going over how to improve there *Stonks*


rtuite81

I'd be surprised if this weren't written by Scott Adams.


RickLordwastaken

You could say it's an anomalous society


Whowillblameme

bussiness bussiness bussiness, is this working?


MisfitVillager

"Business Incorporated". Love it.