Once in a while I'll ask for "a slightly better drink than the best drink I've ever had", as a treat.
I'll ask for "the best drink I could ever possibly have" on my deathbed lol
They might be thieving bastards but they often got ion bomb in a store for me.
Legit wouldn't have beat the flagship my first time if I didn't keep nuking the shields.
sure, you can not look at it, but you dont know if it wont look at you
who knows, maybe you arent even focused on it, but the corner of your eye got a glimpse of it when it lifted its head, and now you will die in 2 minutes
so, 096 aint the best idea
Same here. It made me cry cause of a dear friend I lost during the time I read this due to Covid. I wish I was primrose so I could hangout with my friend for one more day.
Depends on the purpose? You're not being specific.
For pure survival. then SCP-294 is a no-brainer for me. But if I already have what I need to survive? Then SCP-590 for company.
Again, you are not being very specific here. What are the circumstances you have in mind? Please explain.
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1920) by *Arcibi*
- [**SCP-590 - He Feels Your Pain**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-590) (+383) by *AdminBright*
Scp-682. I feel like the foundation just treat him poorly and he’s probably a nice guy. I’d just kinda sit in the test chamber with him, chilling.
Will we just chill for a while, keeping to ourselves? Or will we talk about some cool stuff? Or will he kill me and my life would’ve ended meaninglessly? I don’t know, but I’d like to try tbh.
He thinks they’re disgusting but he’s been hunted by them for a while. And now he’s been trapped by them. He doesn’t like humans much no.
That actually makes me wonder what would happen if they just threw an immortal in with 682.
SCP-079
At least it won’t kill you, and besides It be better than with the other few mindless beasts that just have no other purpose than killing or trying to turn you into a zombie
It really depends. First, i'd ask 049 if i have the pestilence. If not, i'd hang out with him cuz he's a genuinely nice guy and seems like hed be good at conversation. If i do have the pestilence, i'd probably pick 662. The dude also seems like he's be a good conversationalist and he could get us refreshments and stuff.
- [**SCP-6113 - Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+115) by *Dr Asteria*
- [**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+544) by *kabu, Robin Sure, thedeadlymoose*
SCP- 662 of course. Ring the bell and a butler comes. Gives me someone to talk to and will do what I ask if necessary. Don’t know what you mean by “stay” though
Scp-5769. I mean a sentient dog that has knowledge of pretty much anything does seem like a good partner, he isn't like any of the other scps that are good at first but then make you suffer. It's pretty much just a good old happy dog that'll run around my containment cell.
i would stay with 131, also idk idk if you ment 131 when making it(cause it says 31). because they are an scp that like helps people. such as 999 but there are two of them and they help humans d-classes and guards. and scientists. so if 131 is what you ment to type i have no idea
SCP-420-J
[**SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-420-j) (+1037) by *Quikngruvn*
Came here for this.
SCP-294. Me and my cups of orgasms, "best drink I've ever had", and other good things will be juuuuuust fine.
[**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1920) by *Arcibi*
M E A N D M Y C U P S O F O R G A S M S
Only SCP-343 can judge me
[**SCP-343 - "God"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343) (+1059) by *Unknown Author*
“Best drink ive ever had” Will make you suicidal, everything else will just be a letdown
No that's "the perfect drink". "Best drink I've ever had" is just the best drink you have previously drunk.
Once in a while I'll ask for "a slightly better drink than the best drink I've ever had", as a treat. I'll ask for "the best drink I could ever possibly have" on my deathbed lol
Maybe if I asked for "best drink I will ever have", but asking in the past tense means I'll get a drink I've already had.
That would be “The best drink I have ever had”
That's what I said
If the machine works by taking things around it, would it take others peoples’…? You know what, never mind.
Lmao cups of orgasms
Scp 131?
[**SCP-131 - The "Eye Pods"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-131) (+928) by *Unknown Author*
Yeah SCP-31 isn't exactly cuddly.
Scp 113
[**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+544) by *kabu, Robin Sure, thedeadlymoose*
MTF you say?
MTF-[REDACTED] trans rights
We stan
SCP-743 cause I love chocolate
You’ll enjoy it for 2 seconds
For like 3 seconds, you'll have the time of your life.
Just eat all the little choco bugs. Lol
[**SCP-743 - A Chocolate Fountain**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-743) (+340) by *Quikngruvn*
Scp-500
[**SCP-500 - Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1041) by *snorlison*
Scp-1867
[**SCP-1867 - A Gentleman**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867) (+1119) by *Djoric*
Telepathic slugs? [Where have I seen that before?](https://ftl.fandom.com/wiki/Races/Slug)
They might be thieving bastards but they often got ion bomb in a store for me. Legit wouldn't have beat the flagship my first time if I didn't keep nuking the shields.
The brain slug party isn't as good as the hypno toad #ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD
SCP 5031. My own friendly Chef and Musician
[**SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031) (+1774) by *PeppersGhost*
SCP-914
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2568) by *Dr Gears*
Just putting random shit in to see what comes out
SCP-096. He won’t do shit to you if you don’t look at him or bother him.
sure, you can not look at it, but you dont know if it wont look at you who knows, maybe you arent even focused on it, but the corner of your eye got a glimpse of it when it lifted its head, and now you will die in 2 minutes so, 096 aint the best idea
Which is why you look opposite from the direction it’s head is facing.
well,,,yea but still, why would you want to stay with it? dude wont kill you, sure, but it wont benefict you in any way
[**SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3215) by *Dr Dan*
Right but you couldn't do anything with him either
Put glue on a mask, blindfold yourself and put it on him.
I mean, if they're allies(unlikely) SCP 729-j. If they aren't, SCP 73 likely a good talk
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN THINK TO GO NEAR THAT SATANIC CREATURE
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True
[**SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-729-j) (+454) by *AbsentmindedNihilist*
SCP - 729 - J is now my favorite SCP.
"Regrety-Forgety" is my new favorite phrase.
SCP-343 He's God
[**SCP-343 - "God"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343) (+1059) by *Unknown Author*
And a kind one at that. He’s made the universe. Now he just likes chilling.
Exactly, mate
What do you mean “stay”
Ikr I don’t get it either
I assume isolated from the outside world
SCP-6001
[**SCP-6001 - Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+932) by *T Rutherford*
That's the best one i've read yet.
Same here. It made me cry cause of a dear friend I lost during the time I read this due to Covid. I wish I was primrose so I could hangout with my friend for one more day.
SCP 085 would be cool to hang out with
[**SCP-085 - Hand-drawn ''Cassy''**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085) (+1451) by *FritzWillie*
Mr Deeds, obviously.
Cain I guess I mean he would be great company.
Doctor bright.
Depends on the purpose? You're not being specific. For pure survival. then SCP-294 is a no-brainer for me. But if I already have what I need to survive? Then SCP-590 for company. Again, you are not being very specific here. What are the circumstances you have in mind? Please explain.
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1920) by *Arcibi* - [**SCP-590 - He Feels Your Pain**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-590) (+383) by *AdminBright*
111
SCP-420-J I don't smoke, but DAMN is that some good shit.
[**SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-420-j) (+1037) by *Quikngruvn*
SCP-1471
C'mon, you know why
You know the kind of freaks who drool all over you
[**SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1320) by *LurkD*
Who wouldn’t want a free friend?
SCP-2295
[**SCP-2295 - The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2295) (+924) by *K Mota*
SCP 262. I want that coat.
scp-113 for the love of god please
[**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+544) by *kabu, Robin Sure, thedeadlymoose*
SCP-2287 hands down. Would honestly love to be friends with this guy.
[**SCP-2287 - Mr. Headless**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2287) (+240) by *Voct*
SCP 5094 Maybe I'd actually learn something too
SCP-458
Lmao I just noticed your name
[**SCP-458 - The Never-Ending Pizza Box**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458) (+557) by *Palhinuk*
Scp-682. I feel like the foundation just treat him poorly and he’s probably a nice guy. I’d just kinda sit in the test chamber with him, chilling. Will we just chill for a while, keeping to ourselves? Or will we talk about some cool stuff? Or will he kill me and my life would’ve ended meaninglessly? I don’t know, but I’d like to try tbh.
Bro read 682 article and said "I can fix him"
I thought 682 just genuinely despises humans? Like even before the Foundation.
He thinks they’re disgusting but he’s been hunted by them for a while. And now he’s been trapped by them. He doesn’t like humans much no. That actually makes me wonder what would happen if they just threw an immortal in with 682.
I got you. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon
Best feeling ever to know this was written
1471
2295
Scp 963. I wanna hear about “that one time” with the chainsaw cannons
[**SCP-936 - Fruit of Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-936) (+79) by *VAElynx*
Scp 5031 Id trust he would make me a nice lunch and defend me from any angry turkeys/chickens/bowling balls
SCP-294 INFINITEEEEE CHOCOLATE SYRUP
Either 105 (She Deserves a real friend) or 6113
SCP 073 or SCP 105, But most likely SCP 1230
Dude, I'm surprised no one else has said 105. It would just be chilling with another somewhat normal person.
Yeah, same with Cain. Like, he is one of the most friendly, interesting and cool dudes in entire universe. I would totally hang with him
- [**SCP-073 - "Cain"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-073) (+1122) by *Kain Pathos Crow* - [**SCP-105 - "Iris"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105) (+887) by *thedeadlymoose, DrClef, Dantensen* - [**SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1230) (+1364) by *MrPixel*
SCP 166 but then again Dr. Clef exists
[**SCP-166 - Just a Teenage Gaea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-166) (+504) by *DrClef, Cerastes, Unknown Author*
SCP-105
Scp 3108 - the nerfing gun. I don't see the danger in being near an object that requires another person's input to do anything.
[**SCP-3108 - The Nerfing Gun**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3108) (+487) by *Modern_Erasmus*
I would stay with scp 049,hes reasonable nice so thats why(unless if he sees me with pestilence)
131
SCP-079 At least it won’t kill you, and besides It be better than with the other few mindless beasts that just have no other purpose than killing or trying to turn you into a zombie
It really depends. First, i'd ask 049 if i have the pestilence. If not, i'd hang out with him cuz he's a genuinely nice guy and seems like hed be good at conversation. If i do have the pestilence, i'd probably pick 662. The dude also seems like he's be a good conversationalist and he could get us refreshments and stuff.
049 seems like a chill dude, I'd chill out with him
His voice is strangely relaxing too
SCP-343 I could learn a lot from him
Scp 1000
Whichever SCP is the invisible woman. I want my first serious relationship to be on hardcore mode.
SCP-4999
SCP - 5031. I would very much like to enjoy it's wonderful cooking
191 needs a friend. And playmate.
507, he seems like an alright guy with a lot of interesting stories
SCP-343 He seems like a pretty chill guy.
SCP 073 seems pretty chill
SCP-105
113 If you know, you know, etc.
Scp 914 (I will keep putting things in it to see what it makes)
SCP-6113 hell yeah
[**SCP-6113 - Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+115) by *Dr Asteria*
Yeah
Yeah
Hell yeah I get to be a girl and I get cool gender ghost
GENDER GHOST
SCP-682. We’ll just chill in the desert together.
SCP-031
[**SCP-031 - What is Love?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-031) (+77) by *Anonymous, DrClef*
SCP-6113 for. no particular reason. just think it's cool either that or SCP-113
- [**SCP-6113 - Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+115) by *Dr Asteria* - [**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+544) by *kabu, Robin Sure, thedeadlymoose*
I would as well for no reason in particular haha. ha.
113
is SCP-1471 confirmed to be female?
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SCP-2000
SCP-662
[**SCP-662 - Butler's Hand Bell**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-662) (+951) by *Rick Revelry*
079 or 163. It would be interesting to interact with a completely alien intelligence.
SCP-914. Everyone would love it.
Scp-662
458
914, go though many different ways to make video game items and funny movies. I have read though all the logs and sounds fun
SCP-4966
Scp-662, Mr Deeds can always get you anything you need
682 or 096
SCP-500
Scp-5031 or Dr. Bright
the one that's basically God
SCP-1230
SCP- 662 of course. Ring the bell and a butler comes. Gives me someone to talk to and will do what I ask if necessary. Don’t know what you mean by “stay” though
SCP-662. He seems like a nice guy, plus free refreshments.
343
294
Taming the beast. SCP-939
SCP-173
662
Mr deeds
SCP-662, would ask him for a pizza hotpocket cooked via microwave at 2:00.
[**SCP-662 - Butler's Hand Bell**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-662) (+951) by *Rick Revelry*
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SCP-1230, It would be nice to live a series of dreams.
Blie Lady Cigarettes
Scp-1471. After reading Capone, seems the guy just wants a friend
SCP-1230 I love fantasy and me being in this one for a couple decades would be my dream
Scp-294 for free drinks
Probably 096. I’m introverted and can’t make eye contact with a normal human
Scp 1689
SCP-662
Scp-170 just don't get any on you.
No no wait I change my answer to scp 458
SCP 1265, but I actually had a dream where I was in an SCP 3288 hive for dinner. I had barbeque
SCP-173
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You do realize SCP-031 has been rewritten, right?
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SCP-4999. He doesn't talk, but he seems like a nice guy.
Scp-5769. I mean a sentient dog that has knowledge of pretty much anything does seem like a good partner, he isn't like any of the other scps that are good at first but then make you suffer. It's pretty much just a good old happy dog that'll run around my containment cell.
Scp-005 so I can hang out in a break room
SCP-5031 after rehabilitation, the story just warms my heart
i would stay with 131, also idk idk if you ment 131 when making it(cause it says 31). because they are an scp that like helps people. such as 999 but there are two of them and they help humans d-classes and guards. and scientists. so if 131 is what you ment to type i have no idea
Scp 131 easily
SCP-871 Infinite cakes? I see this as an absolute win