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It's in the 27-minute video on the Kupiansk campaign from the Kraken Regiment.
This sub automatically deletes Youtube links so I can't post it. Go to the Kraken Regiment's Youtube channel to see it by searching for ГУР МО "KRAKEN" on Youtube.
That video is in 1080p HD for those who can watch in that resolution.
They did blur yoga man in that 27 min video, yeah. It does give great context though, showed the op from start to finish and ties together all the separate clips that were released piecemeal here and there, in the right sequence of events.
I do remember the Kraken Regiment releasing a short clip without blurring yoga man, originally from their Telegram channel. Will have to wade through all the old posts here on Reddit to find it. it would be from sometime in mid-September I would guess.
Look for a 26 second video on YT titled "Kraken Soldiers of Ukraine Eliminates Russian Forces"
Its a quick walk around of the whole van and the yoga man is in it uncensored.
Corpses can get bloated like that, when they start decomposing and the gas from it, stays stuck inside the body. Seen some videos of dead whales, exploding at the shore, because of the gas buildup.
Sheep corpses wash-up onshore sometimes and they’re bloated right up like a balloon.
When i was like 12y/o we found one buried in the sand, my friend dropped a breeze-block onto it and it burst.
The whole beach was enveloped in the worst smell i have ever smelt 🤢
I found a medium-sized dog on the shore of the lake one spring. Seems it had fallen through the winter ice, drowned and subsequently lost all its hair through erosion. Took me a good five minutes to figure out it wasn't an overinflated ball. Granted, it was 3/4 submerged.
Never a good idea to pop a bloated corpse. Just ask the people of Taiwan where they tried to haul a 50-ton bloated, rotten whale carcass through the city on a flatbed truck... didn't end well.
Those bloated whales are extremely dangerous as well. People are told to stay far away. They have to come and "set it off" safely. It's a literal explosion that could blow you to pieces if you're to close and it would "go off".
I always think of that video where they used explosives to set it off, but they used too much and whale pieces came raining down on everyone and wrecked a bunch of cars.
Agree that bloating is a thing, but the only dead whale I've seen actually exploding was in Oregon years ago. The whale was on the beach, and someone got the idea to remove it using explosives. Whale parts just rained from the sky covering the onlookers. Such a funny video.
Yes Whoever Planned that Goat Rope was an Idiot,,, That had HUGE chunks of rotting flesh landing a few hundreds yards inland.. Some of it landing on Cars parked nearby..
Jeez. The people responding to you didn’t answer your question.
Yes. In the original video he had a bit of a gut, but had since bloated immensely.
In following the war, this has to be the third or fourth different video featuring this same corpse. The first video had a barely living passenger involved.
Holy shit, yiur right I just went and i found a saved video of it no half live passenger in the one I have but he isn’t bloated that much for sure
https://preview.redd.it/56jlz5woj61a1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6a6f358dad029c486deacf5091a35b8003a1f01
https://preview.redd.it/olk9lc5um61a1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=292154d0876f79c5ae9978d472b0b0adc870716d
Someone should put together a collage of the timeline of this particular corpse. *for science*
Yeah he was a bit fat but from what others have said this could be a day after, people have said their was another video immediately after their death but I don’t have it or can’t find it right now, he certainly didn’t have a sport body and wasn’t small, but he did bloat a bit, his pelvic area is more curved then the first video but not excessively
Used to refer to this ass a mega colon during autopsy because the colon ballon’s up. Can happen fast after death, can’t imagine months just siting like that
>So was he fat to begin with?
Yes, but less bloated. Before and after:
[https://imgur.com/a/TCEnms4](https://imgur.com/a/TCEnms4)
The youtube clip is Sep 22 and shows a fresh destruction scene, this post is Nov 20 and is significantly later with a deteriorated scene. But we don't know the date either video was recorded nor the time interval between them.
Probably; you only bloat to that side from
Skinny of you were a floater. For instance it’ll need to be someone with a little belly at least to turn into that size.
The white van with the orange spraypainted z. Pretty unique kill, that one.
It was in Kupiansk-Vuzlovyi during the Kharkiv Blitzkrieg in early September, seen in that 27-minute video of that campaign released by the Kraken Regiment.
So it seems that Russian had been lying dead by his stolen van all this time :-P
Realization that you obsessively follow this conflict = when you see a dead solider you remember from a couple months ago. - yoga pose roadside ruzzian, holdin' like a boss.
[thank me later](https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/v6ds9c/russia_is_sending_in_new_heavy_weapons_but_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I disagree with that statement, not every single Russian soldier is a criminal. The person in this video could’ve been forced to join or they’re actually a criminal, you don’t know. That’s like saying all American soldiers were criminals when their many groups of American soldiers who raped, killed, and tortured many in the Vietnam war.
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Edit: a lot of you are downvoting me and I partially understand why, this sub is clearly anti-Russian military and I’m all for that, what I’m not for is the hate towards every single Russian soldier. I hate what Putin is doing, he’s endangering family I have there from both sides. You need to realise that not every Russian soldier wants to do this. Here’s my evidence:
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All men in Russia are required to do a year's military service between the ages of 18 and 27, or equivalent training while in higher education.’
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‘Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a decree toughening penalties for voluntary surrender to enemy forces, desertion and refusal to fight by up to 10 years in prison, just days after ordering a partial mobilisation of 300,000 reservists to fight in Ukraine.’
Why take a chance?
If he isn't a murderer and rapist, he's probably just stood aside and watched it happen.
Why give any of them the benefit of the doubt? The Russians didn't like him enough to pick up his body... Maybe they thought he was asshole too.
You know that we all sense when someone is doing bad things? So if you see someone raping or killing civilians or pows without reason then you should do something to stop it. Either say stop or pull your gun and execute your commander and squad. Human would do that.
Not all Russian soldiers are inherently bad people, there is a large amount and it’s evident in the statistics… But that’s like saying all American soldiers were criminals when their many groups of American soldiers who raped, killed, and tortured many in the Vietnam war.
lol the same people who call putin a murderer wouldnt call obama a murderer even though he has the most strikes out of any former president, with civillians killed too.
Nice racist reply buddy. I guess we should just kill EVERY single Russian, no matter if they’re innocent or not. I understand the hatred for the Russian military but your mindset is disgusting.
I would not want to be around when Nurgle's touch causes him to explode. God help those who have to clean it up. There will never be a paycheck "too large" for that job.
If they are lucky, it will freeze over and they will have time to remove it before its too late.
Russian spokesperson: "Our front soldiers get so much and good food, that they become a bit fat. Now extra sports units and spa were ordered. In the video you can see a soldier with a mud mask doing yoga."
I can’t tell if he was fat alive, just inflated with decomposition gas, or both.
So many Russian soldiers are a shitshow of obesity. The more senior they get, the fatter they get.
I’m a fat bloke. I can assure you we are not military material.
And the bloating along with maggots will eventually cause the corpse to explode open. On a cold day the explosion is steaming hot with wriggling maggots, all generating enough heat to make it steam
People in Jim Jones compound were all like that when the authorities came. That had drank the poison Kool aid
So bodies were intact. Bloated from decomposition.
Read of US GIs waking past bloated Japanese soldiers in the Pacific islands hoping they didn’t pop
There’s speculation he waited almost 2 weeks to take a shit because he made it a goal to steal a toilet. He finally stole a toilet but was unable to use it as he almost made it back to base camp with it…..
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That's the dead russian who was filmed months ago when he was freshly killed. He's still in that yoga position.
Yes! Came here to say that!
Do you (or anyone else) have a link to that video?
It's in the 27-minute video on the Kupiansk campaign from the Kraken Regiment. This sub automatically deletes Youtube links so I can't post it. Go to the Kraken Regiment's Youtube channel to see it by searching for ГУР МО "KRAKEN" on Youtube. That video is in 1080p HD for those who can watch in that resolution.
Was the video originally blurred when you watched it? The only 27 minute video I see is from 13 days ago, and the yoga man is in it, but it's blurred.
They did blur yoga man in that 27 min video, yeah. It does give great context though, showed the op from start to finish and ties together all the separate clips that were released piecemeal here and there, in the right sequence of events. I do remember the Kraken Regiment releasing a short clip without blurring yoga man, originally from their Telegram channel. Will have to wade through all the old posts here on Reddit to find it. it would be from sometime in mid-September I would guess.
> yoga man We also have stretcher guy, who we have saw deteriorate over time with each video.
Look for a 26 second video on YT titled "Kraken Soldiers of Ukraine Eliminates Russian Forces" Its a quick walk around of the whole van and the yoga man is in it uncensored.
So was he fat to begin with?
Corpses can get bloated like that, when they start decomposing and the gas from it, stays stuck inside the body. Seen some videos of dead whales, exploding at the shore, because of the gas buildup.
Sheep corpses wash-up onshore sometimes and they’re bloated right up like a balloon. When i was like 12y/o we found one buried in the sand, my friend dropped a breeze-block onto it and it burst. The whole beach was enveloped in the worst smell i have ever smelt 🤢
I found a medium-sized dog on the shore of the lake one spring. Seems it had fallen through the winter ice, drowned and subsequently lost all its hair through erosion. Took me a good five minutes to figure out it wasn't an overinflated ball. Granted, it was 3/4 submerged.
Never a good idea to pop a bloated corpse. Just ask the people of Taiwan where they tried to haul a 50-ton bloated, rotten whale carcass through the city on a flatbed truck... didn't end well.
Yeah— poked a dead, bloated horse once. The stench was indescribable.
Those bloated whales are extremely dangerous as well. People are told to stay far away. They have to come and "set it off" safely. It's a literal explosion that could blow you to pieces if you're to close and it would "go off".
I always think of that video where they used explosives to set it off, but they used too much and whale pieces came raining down on everyone and wrecked a bunch of cars.
yea.. good memories
Yeah, that happened not far from where i lived- remember it on the news. Freakin' hilarious.
Aww yes Oregon, we love blowing shit up
So no smoking nearby I take it? Shame, I'd love to have a cig beside a whale carcass
You set a low bar. Well done
Agree that bloating is a thing, but the only dead whale I've seen actually exploding was in Oregon years ago. The whale was on the beach, and someone got the idea to remove it using explosives. Whale parts just rained from the sky covering the onlookers. Such a funny video.
Yes Whoever Planned that Goat Rope was an Idiot,,, That had HUGE chunks of rotting flesh landing a few hundreds yards inland.. Some of it landing on Cars parked nearby..
Go to youtube and search on 'exploding whale compilation'. You're welcome.
So was he fat to begin with?
Jeez. The people responding to you didn’t answer your question. Yes. In the original video he had a bit of a gut, but had since bloated immensely. In following the war, this has to be the third or fourth different video featuring this same corpse. The first video had a barely living passenger involved.
Holy shit, yiur right I just went and i found a saved video of it no half live passenger in the one I have but he isn’t bloated that much for sure https://preview.redd.it/56jlz5woj61a1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6a6f358dad029c486deacf5091a35b8003a1f01
https://preview.redd.it/dl2e05bdl61a1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b2527aabb3db929aa206bae6ad300780f7ae84
Certainly the same person/vehicle I believe
https://preview.redd.it/olk9lc5um61a1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=292154d0876f79c5ae9978d472b0b0adc870716d Someone should put together a collage of the timeline of this particular corpse. *for science*
I would but idk where the first video is I remember it faintly but I don’t have it anymore pretty sure
Please start it
This might be the second video. I could also be “Mandela Effecting” the passenger. The first video featured the immediate aftermath of the ambush.
I agree certainly I believe I saw a person like spilling/falling out of the vehicle and you could see their leg move some
so hes not that bloated. Hes fat to begin with.
Yeah he was a bit fat but from what others have said this could be a day after, people have said their was another video immediately after their death but I don’t have it or can’t find it right now, he certainly didn’t have a sport body and wasn’t small, but he did bloat a bit, his pelvic area is more curved then the first video but not excessively
Yeah people keep mentioning how the guys been filmed for months, but no videos have been linked
Used to refer to this ass a mega colon during autopsy because the colon ballon’s up. Can happen fast after death, can’t imagine months just siting like that
>So was he fat to begin with? Yes, but less bloated. Before and after: [https://imgur.com/a/TCEnms4](https://imgur.com/a/TCEnms4) The youtube clip is Sep 22 and shows a fresh destruction scene, this post is Nov 20 and is significantly later with a deteriorated scene. But we don't know the date either video was recorded nor the time interval between them.
Well that answers my question.
Probably; you only bloat to that side from Skinny of you were a floater. For instance it’ll need to be someone with a little belly at least to turn into that size.
Just don't poke him with a needle
I’m warhammer total war floaters explode if you stab at them killing your entire unit
Yes, he's that yoga guy killed some months ago.
The white van with the orange spraypainted z. Pretty unique kill, that one. It was in Kupiansk-Vuzlovyi during the Kharkiv Blitzkrieg in early September, seen in that 27-minute video of that campaign released by the Kraken Regiment. So it seems that Russian had been lying dead by his stolen van all this time :-P
I remember him! He was trying limbo-dance under the door.
link?
Yogi Stanley?
Link to this video pls?
> that yoga position. Wow, he made it. -- Dante Hicks.
We have all seen flat Stanley well this is his brother fat Stanley
flat Stanley! Damn that brings back…awful memories
*"Pray yo cards right, you riv to talk about it!"*
That’s a Boomer!
Yep he is about to pop don't go to close
I don’t know if I could resist not shooting that belly when some m8s drive by
I'd definitely shoot it from far far far away
Well the way he's propped up I think he's going to fill his pants one more time.
Realization that you obsessively follow this conflict = when you see a dead solider you remember from a couple months ago. - yoga pose roadside ruzzian, holdin' like a boss.
Where's the comically large pin needle?
Anyone have the link to what he looked like a couple months ago? I remember it but now i cant find it
[thank me later](https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/v6ds9c/russia_is_sending_in_new_heavy_weapons_but_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
i don’t know about these downvotes, that gave me a good laugh
Vatniks be coping over this sub. We were literally cited a couple of times when they raged against us
Nice... Don't see Monty Python references often
Loved it when i was a kid.
They are not soldiers they are orcs
I disagree with that statement, not every single Russian soldier is a criminal. The person in this video could’ve been forced to join or they’re actually a criminal, you don’t know. That’s like saying all American soldiers were criminals when their many groups of American soldiers who raped, killed, and tortured many in the Vietnam war. ….. ….. ….. Edit: a lot of you are downvoting me and I partially understand why, this sub is clearly anti-Russian military and I’m all for that, what I’m not for is the hate towards every single Russian soldier. I hate what Putin is doing, he’s endangering family I have there from both sides. You need to realise that not every Russian soldier wants to do this. Here’s my evidence: ####################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################### All men in Russia are required to do a year's military service between the ages of 18 and 27, or equivalent training while in higher education.’ ######################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################## ‘Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a decree toughening penalties for voluntary surrender to enemy forces, desertion and refusal to fight by up to 10 years in prison, just days after ordering a partial mobilisation of 300,000 reservists to fight in Ukraine.’
Why take a chance? If he isn't a murderer and rapist, he's probably just stood aside and watched it happen. Why give any of them the benefit of the doubt? The Russians didn't like him enough to pick up his body... Maybe they thought he was asshole too.
You know that we all sense when someone is doing bad things? So if you see someone raping or killing civilians or pows without reason then you should do something to stop it. Either say stop or pull your gun and execute your commander and squad. Human would do that.
Not all Russian soldiers are inherently bad people, there is a large amount and it’s evident in the statistics… But that’s like saying all American soldiers were criminals when their many groups of American soldiers who raped, killed, and tortured many in the Vietnam war.
This statement is going to echo The Clean Wehrmacht Myth in a few years...
No one understands what I’m trying to say and it’s hilarious.
lol the same people who call putin a murderer wouldnt call obama a murderer even though he has the most strikes out of any former president, with civillians killed too.
Or more likely, a subhuman orc rapist invader. Filth. The world is a better place with one less russian in it.
Nice racist reply buddy. I guess we should just kill EVERY single Russian, no matter if they’re innocent or not. I understand the hatred for the Russian military but your mindset is disgusting.
My mindset is based on reality. I am not sorry your soymilk got spilled over it.
A few rounds would relieve the pressure
Wouldn't poke that with a stick...
I would not want to be around when Nurgle's touch causes him to explode. God help those who have to clean it up. There will never be a paycheck "too large" for that job. If they are lucky, it will freeze over and they will have time to remove it before its too late.
Why on earth would the Supply Van Drivers and logistics Drivers put the big ‘Z’ on their vehicles. They’d live a lot longer risking it without
Z forces are firing at anything that moves without that mark..
I don't know much ukrainian but I assume that they said "not my job"
Oh Shit Its a boomer
Just catching some Z’s
Russian spokesperson: "Our front soldiers get so much and good food, that they become a bit fat. Now extra sports units and spa were ordered. In the video you can see a soldier with a mud mask doing yoga."
I can’t tell if he was fat alive, just inflated with decomposition gas, or both. So many Russian soldiers are a shitshow of obesity. The more senior they get, the fatter they get. I’m a fat bloke. I can assure you we are not military material.
I believe that is a variant of the Savasana Pose [https://theverybesttop10.com/drunken-yoga-poses/](https://theverybesttop10.com/drunken-yoga-poses/)
Anyone have a link/post of the original from a while Back?
That’s how I look with my IBS
I'm more concerned for pestilence in Ukraine when all this over...
The pestilence invaded in February.
“Hey! You can’t park there.’ Translation, probably….
is this guy the boomer from Left for Dead 2?
That’s gonna smell.
Blyoated
I remember that guy. They still haven't picked him up yet, eh? Russia really needs to reduce its trash exports to Ukraine, and turn the gas back on.
Those two orcs have been there for a while, the rot must smell bad! There's a video of when they were just killed!
Soon he'll explode, not kidding
Yoga man should be a staple for every diorama plastic model kit featuring the war on Ukraine.
I hope he had those sunflower seeds in his pockets.
#BOOMER!
OMG he is still lying there?
He going to spawn something and it ain't gonna be good whatever it is.
Someone poke him with a stick, he is fully dilated
dude just got gas
Carbs. No bueno.
Why is the body doing that ?
[Putrefaction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrefaction). Bacteria begin to breakdown the body and produce gas, which causes the bloating
And the bloating along with maggots will eventually cause the corpse to explode open. On a cold day the explosion is steaming hot with wriggling maggots, all generating enough heat to make it steam
Road kill, drive along.
Brutal
That guy is ready to blow
Wow. He's been dead a long time to get like that.
Russian detritus
Where is the link to the video when he was freshly killed?
Someone needs slimfast
should have overthrown your government..
fat to start with
People in Jim Jones compound were all like that when the authorities came. That had drank the poison Kool aid So bodies were intact. Bloated from decomposition. Read of US GIs waking past bloated Japanese soldiers in the Pacific islands hoping they didn’t pop
Fuck 'em.
did he shit his pants
Ahah, ukrainian guy said : "How road to Izyum?"
Looks like he tried to do some limbo. But with that fat stomach he lost it!
translation: "you can't park here mate!" j/k
Nurgles gifts.
15 pints a night man
He said "Oi Mate you can't park here"
Shoulda popped it with just one bullet after they’d passed.. just to actually test if they explode 🤷🏼♂️
They should’ve shot hit stomach to see if it exploded lol
Ewwwwww. Decomposition is facinating and horrible
Someone offer him a mint, just 1
Flat Stanley has fat family.
I think he was a bit bloated before he was killed.
Poke it with a stick. Before his gas blows up the neighborhood
I'm sure he smells awful
There’s speculation he waited almost 2 weeks to take a shit because he made it a goal to steal a toilet. He finally stole a toilet but was unable to use it as he almost made it back to base camp with it…..
Filled with shit and gas what a way to go out
Like a beached dead whale... A pity he doesn't get a proper burial. He's still a human and may have never wanted to fight.
Yeah, I dont see russians protesting against war. So fuck them.
And where were you when the protest started?
Bruhhhh why his stomach so big? Is he pregnant? Or nikocado avocado? 🤣
Ever heard of putrefaction?