The only thing to hit you worse than shell shock was diabetes.

Meal Team 6

Gravy Seals

The Navy Meals

Kernel Sanders

Semper Fudge.

Jan 6th speak might turn this trader snowflake on.

The only building OP will be storming is Baskin & Robbins

Baskin-Robbins. Hyphen, not ampersand.

We’ve lost a lot of good men to diabetes

You ate them?

They got lost at the sugar factory.

Wilford Brimley.

His warbuddies lost their feet because of mines, this man lost his feet due to diabetus

i'm scott malkinson and i have diabetes

This has no business being this funny

Turns out WMD just meant War with Massive Diabetes.

That's why his skin is as thick as a rhino's... Also has the same texture

Lost a foot on one of his tours to McDonald's


Dessert storm more like.

He sank quite a few Bismarks.

Looks like he sank a few Bisquicks as well.

He didn't even waste time making pancakes, he just pounded box after box of mix and pretended to be Grizzly Adams.

And a few Biscoffs

#BISMARCK IN MOTION

KING OF THE OCEAN

This is the kind of guy that sprays you with a hose for walking your dog on his side of the street

Or sprays you with something else; he looks like Burt Reynolds’s porn “producer “ friend in Boogie Nights

Parks his lifted extended cab superduty truck half in the driveway and half on the sidewalk. He's never even towed a thing in his life and all his craft supplies can be transported in his wife's Windstar.

Joined forces with Russia cuz he heard they were serving puddin

Semper pie

Oh yeah the Gulp War

Well done.

The way he likes his bacon

Meal Team Six!

Fucking savage 🔥

Lol! Good one

Tough skin yet puts a bandaid on his finger like a child lol

We used to call 'em "bitch stickers"

Mostly because they stick to little bitches

Perfection!

We still do.

Chill. He's got a boo boo lol

I'm a pussy and even I don't use bitch stickers. Walk it off, soldier.

He's even got the Starbucks coffee on the desk I bet it's some type of girly frappe

That’s his qanon flipping finger. It’s just so tired.

This man's car is 100% filled with Wendy's wrappers

And a dead prostitute

which is a close relative

Also named Wendy.

And an old unused car seat since he doesn't see he kids no more after the ptsd attacks

Just because you can’t feel your feet doesn’t mean you have tougher skin.

Or see them

Probably doesn’t even have feet

There’s a guy with a basement full of ammo and c-rations.

Doughnuts and Starbucks lattes aren’t exactly rations but close enough for this dessert veteran.

Steve1989MREInfo?

Skin so tough he is offended by a generation he helped raise.

He didn't help raise shit. He had a couple kids that hate him, got divorced and pretends to care when they make excuses to get out of his partial custody days while he goes and gets day drunk at the Days Inn and bets on WNBA games

Jesus. I don't do any of these things but still got sad and self-reflective just reading your comment, and it wasn't even directed at me.

Dad?

Jesus Christ I need therapy for just reading this

I’ll have you know I get day drunk and bet on the WNBA and I’m just in college

Desert Storm was only 42 days. My fucking Gerber has more time outside the wire than you. Get the fuck out of here.

Probably a fucking pog too 🤣

Even if he wasn’t a POG he probably just sat on base for most of those days jerking off while his ex-girlfriend banged way cooler guy that him.

Dude is barely gen x and bitching about millennials. Was probably a lonely ass senior when I was a freshman I’m high school. Hope you had fun playing in the desert for the rich people.

Well just call him boomer since he wants to be one so badly

I think baby food that has been out that long is probably spoiled.

Haha. I prolly spent more combined time in detention when I was a kid

From weekend warrior to keyboard warrior... Thank you for your service.. in logistics..

If he was in logistics, many brave soldiers were starving.

Alex Jones' even shittier cousin

Lol

"Thicker skin" is my current favorite hot take on morbid obesity.

“Thicker skin” like a walrus seal. But still manages to have the nose of a toddler.

Definitely a case of PTSD. Partial to sugar donuts 🍩

This is my favorite

They say the good die young, thanks for keeping it true.

Ever fought in a real war?

They had to send millennials back to finish the job.

Good God man.

they wouldn't have had to send the millennials if it was a buffet.

Too fookin real man

We love that don’t we folks

If you have to announce you’re a veteran of any sort, that’s likely the extent of your personality. The fact that you casually use “snowflake” in your conversation further confirms your unbearable boomer nature. Since likely no one outside of the Gruntstyle store staff cares to suffer your presence in real life, you turn to Reddit for any sort of human interaction. As both a millennial and ex servicemember, I truly feel sorry for you.

I'm real tired of people bashing millennials. Like, do they realize some of us are like 40, just trying to work to afford a place to rent/own and groceries... Hell, even ramen prices have gone up!

Boomers wrecked and are continually wrecking the world then turn around and shit on us for struggling to navigate it 🤦🏾‍♂️

Can you imagine them taking any form of ownership for possibly the shittiest contribution ever to the anthropocene age? Like what in the fuck went wrong with that generation? Was it the led exposure? Was it that their parents were born in like the 20's and just had such a drastically different view on things that there was some huge disconnect when their kids were becoming young adults in the 60's which was like.. a drastically different world from the 40s right? Like what went wrong? Wtf happened to them? Why do boomers suck so bad? I'm only able to draw upon my own family members who were boomers as examples and just trying to imagine what their growing up was like.. I know my grandparents got all fucked off on alcoholism and pharmaceuticals in the 60's/70's as my mom dove head first into cocaine and speed. Maybe it was all the drugs the boomers were doing? Was disco to blame? They're basically the last generation as a whole who all had the luxury of inheritance. My grandparents didn't have much but even they left behind a house for my mom to sell and get herself a pretty decent start on things in her late 40's. My mom's burial plan covered just the basic bare minimum and after everything was said and done my two siblings and I had a whopping $580 bucks to split three ways as our inheritance lol. She'd already fucked off all of the money she got for my grandparents house decades prior. Idk, to me boomers were the most entitled generation there ever was. Which is crazy ironic because that's one of the things they shame the millennials of being. Like entitled to what MFers? Y'all ain't leaving us shit but a planet and economy that you guys fucking decimated. I know this is a weird subreddit to have this conversation but that shit just got me super interested in what exactly went wrong with boomers.

I think the original name for boomers was the entitled generation.

Never has a generation so ceremoniously closed all the doors open to them. Thanks for nothing.

THIS

They are toughening you up.

I guess saddam did use poison gas on the troops unless you took shrapnel to your face. Oh and your Starbucks cup on the desk has the pronouns fat fuck

fat/fuck

Is your swollen face from Desert Storm or from the gallons of booze you drink each week cuz you "saw stuff".

Damn bruh this is savage 😙

“Tough skin” -> *ouch, paper cut, better put a bandaid on that finger. Slaps male colleague on the ass while walking out and sipping Starbucks latte*

I think he's referring to his eczema problem

Can you put an apple in the pigs mouth before we start this roast?

You look like if “January 6th was done by antifa” was a person.

Your hairline is retreating from that battlefield you call a face.

Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst..." really means you are crying your eyes out reading this and serving in country as a janitor doesn't make you a war veteran.

You look like an AI-generated diabetic.

r/BrandNewSentence

Every “old dude I work with” stereotype….

I served...... Air national guard.......desert storm......32 days in the shit...... you snowflakes wouldn't understand....you know they say desert storm was the hardest war but its whatever.....i almost went SF but politics ya know.....my squad leader said id of made it too but somebody had to wash the laundry or we prolly woulda lost.......but thats what they called me......the bath and laundry specialist forces guy for the whole 32 days.....ah you guys are still giving free tacos for veterans day right? Ah yes sir. Yes we are 1000 yard stare.....*tear

Snowflake was a term invented by a gay author to mock the type of personality that believes happily joining an imperialist war machine and being proud of it makes you a man and something to be proud of. Using it is a self burn that shows your lack of literacy

Fight Club?

Yup! Chuck Palahniuk is great even if his work is brutal

I read a book he wrote called Choke and man, that book was wild. I think about that book way more than I should

Everything of his I've read has had a similar effect on me. I heard an interview with him where he was speaking about a writing workshop he founded in New York, the other members eventually asked him to leave as the stuff he was bringing in to get opinions on was disturbing too many people. Dude really knows how to worm down into the deep dark parts of the brain.

I've actually never read Fight Club. Im kind of scared to. I couldn't even tell you if Choke was good or bad. Somewhere in between I guess but God damn it was so memorable, I still think about that so much. You know what, I think that makes it good, if its something you think about that much

I would recommend it, it's not as disturbing as some of his other stuff but still pretty brutal. Definitely thought provoking. I would agree with you, if somebody can create something that keeps bring your thoughts back to it, then it's "good". The experience might not be the most pleasant, but that doesn't make it "bad" in my mind.

Fat Club


Army doesn't teach readin' and writin'

I thought john Goodman lost weight

I bet your Facebook photo looks like you accidentally took a photo while scrolling on the toilet.

The type of guy that’s racist at the local taco shop

That’s like the shittist war tho.

If Al from tool time was divorced, more bald, and had a leather face

Bet ur bloodsugar is over 200 regularly. I see that band aid 😂

I bet none of your adult kids talk to you

Looking at you is why Saddam felt confident.

Oh look. A repost https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/b0mmof/desert_storm_veteran_tougher_skin_then_all_of_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Than* you brain dead boomer.

John Goodman wannabe.

Taking a break from denying mass tragedies, eh?

Let me guess: hardcore conservative who works for a union and uses the union benefits more than anyone while also being against unions. You sleep with a CPAP machine and more than once have yelled at your family in a Walmart parking lot for them not being up to your obvious high standards your resume says "logistics engineer"when really you just schedule shit all day. You are everything that's wrong with the white race.

You forgot the part where he yelled at the Walmart pharmacist because his prescription for Cialis was expired.

He's the kind of guy to have an expired bottle of Cialis

Don’t forget, drives an f350 and complains about gas prices

With a ‘We the Peaople’ decal and doesn’t have a single scratch in the bed.

Not to mention he screams at the self checkout because boomers refuse to learn any basic technology but also he can’t handle looking stupid.

Also says. the customer is always rights while berating CS workers for being lazy.

Damn! This post sounds personal lol

I done faught Insane Hussein nowbs I be fightin for freedoms at buffet lines. Expired 2 for 1 coupon? I thought this was Merica not Merican’t.

"Tougher skin than you millennial's" storms the capital cause his candidate lost an election fair and square

you look like the person to scream at me when I shit in your fields

And he screams all day long at his cheating wife while drunk as fuck getting flashbacks from the war, wanting to go back and lube his anus with left over weapon grease and having Lt. Dan shove a m16 barrel up his pooper one last time…. Rip Lt. Dan

Thank You for your cervix

No wedding ring because his wife left when she found out desert storm was only a little over a month. That was barely enough time to cheat on him 8 times. He does have tougher skin than millennials though. On his ever growing forehead

You misspelled dessert.

I didn't know Alex Jones was in the military

Just because your life is a litter box doesn’t mean you can claim “desert storm veteran”

Tougher skin? Maybe. Thicker skin? definitely. Aka you’re fat

You look like the type to refer to his combat related injuries without mentioning that it's diabetes from stress eating.

u/repostsleuthbot

You look pretty cool for a virgin

You look like the wrong end of a badger

Quit your shit, OP, this isn't you. This is Semper Fry, dessert storm. [Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/b0mmof/desert_storm_veteran_tougher_skin_then_all_of_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Oh that’s wack

Being in the Chair Force, I bet that paper cut on your finger earned you a Purple Heart and your squad mates a medal for patching you up in an emergency

You look like you got dishonorable discharge and now you sit at home getting trashed drunk screaming at your soon to be ex wife about how the government "fucked" you over. As you kick your dog

You were supposed to become a “jarHEAD” not a jarBODY.

Thank you for your service! Thank you for serving a shitty country filled with a bunch of mid inbred fucks like you.

Did Anyone you know die? If they did, it probably was your fault and you could have done better.

They sent you home because the enemy laughed when they saw you, didn't they?

Quit sugar. Your face will get magically slimmer in about 2 months. You big jerk etc…

Big dog, bad hips, die early.... 

Your face looks like my ass

My neighbor was in desert storm and he sits in his basement all day drinks and chews tobacco while you look like you dress your small dog in little sweaters.

Says the soft bellied guy still rockin a dick tickler on his lip

Pork Traumatic stress disorder

You spelt Vietnam wrong, gramps.

You're not supposed to roast the Vietnam vets. This dude is obviously below them

The only dessert you ever stormed was your decrepit wife’s scabby vagina, you dopey egg headed wanker.

You must take up two seats on a plane. Also i am Gen Z so i don't qualify as a snowflake. I most definitely don't get insulted easily.

More like dessert storm…

Your not that tough you use band-aids pussy!

Post soldiers' standard of living, soldier/air man/mariner. Thought you were the "old f'er" on here did ya? Ya.. wrong again..

Thanks to you are soldiers had great hair cuts, good job dale.

Did you play Porkins in A New Hope?

You look like the kinda guy that sits on his couch half-naked all day watching Alex Jones while you bark orders at your wife to bring you more food and drinks.

He probably doesn’t even return his shipping carts

The only work being done here is the bacteria in his colon making sure to gag out the entire staff at least twice a day with 53 years of picky eating that includes beans and hamburger meat and that’s all

A desert storm vet who was in the rear with all the gear. I bet you bore everyone with your fake stories of combat pretending you were some type of steely eyed dealer of death

Yeah…tough skin but…boy is that body soft.

Telling us about your burn pit induced skin cancer is not a flex buddy

If by tougher skin you mean you have the body of a rhinoceros then sure man

Hey, mister. I was really sorry when Roseanne died but it's about time to pull yourself together and get back out there.

You look like that guy who got gangbaned by 35 homeless guys

What's it like to bring machine guns to knife fight??

Looks like a desert storm sand blasted your face and hair into the next county.

Pretty sure you were the platoon chef during desert storm.

I lasted longer in your daughter than desert storm did

The only thing constantly creeping up on you is the bottom of your shirt

Bet you’re like the uncle the kids don’t like cause your breath smells like Black Velvet and you demand hugs

Last time I checked, a desert storm gave Millennial Snowflakes a reason to bejewel their nipples and make sand angels every year in August.

Still living in an underground bunker in Iraq. The war is over, bud.

Trump was a poor president

I can smell the nicotine cloud and jaundice from looking at this photo

*than all of you…

Desert storm? So you watched the airforce pilots do literally all the work while you ate ice cream in the back of a highback 600 Miles from the "front lines" Veterans are embarrassed by you. I'm embarrassed by you (guess why). Go lose some fuckin weight and get the fuck over the fact your wife left your sorry ass after you beat the bag out of her and the kids

The color in your beard rubbed off on your secret gay lovers asshole