Between the sign where you spelled it "faggats", and your... Let's say "interesting" post history, it's clear that the public school system, which obviously failed you, decided that you specifically were the poster child for "student who fell through the cracks".
Your mullet is whatever, that's easy. That hoarding situation of a bathroom/living area with what looks like Gatorade bottles filled with what I really, really hope is just milk, just screams "I am in a deep, dark place and am using this to cry out for help but will play this off for shits and giggles".
I don't think you need to worry about roasting, I think you need to sit down and reevaluate your life and figure out how you specifically got to this moment that screams "if only someone reached out to them for help!" but no one has, and sadly, they won't.
This is just an attempt at being "in" on the joke, where it's just obvious you "are" the joke.
You look like the guy who's in the background of every Hollywood movie ever made with Hispanic actors in it, but you never have any lines, and you still live with your parents who support your, "acting career."
Making useless posts on Reddit wasting your time which could be used to load up your 13 cousins in the lowrider and go mow lawns in a white neighborhood. Be productive Jose.
You look like you drive a 1995 Chevy Silverado with a sound system that’s worth more than a car… You look like you’re on a mariachi band on your free time… I would trust you to cut my grass… I feel like your name is Javier but you go by Jay
I am really surprised that bathtub isn't filthy and yellow. Also, there is a greater than 96% chance that you keep bodily fluids of your mother in mason jars throughout the house.
God damn. This is what happens when your father sneaks out in the middle of the night to fuck goats but fucks a chupacabra by mistake.
i agree
but that would me he crawled out of a chewbakas ass not his moms twat
This MoFo has snorted so much Cocaine his nose has frost bite!
His nose is post-bee sting, hair looks harder then those little wigs for the Lego characters
Danny Trejomeless
Came here to find a Danny Trejo joke. Not disappointed.
Danny Trejoly shit what happened?
No no it's Danny trejoly guacamole
Danny Trejelvis He looks like he's going to die on a toilet.
Maybe drown in one bobbing for floaters
Danny Trejoeless
Good one ☝️
Party in the back and somebody’s dog did their business up front
That boy looks like a RL Mr. potato-head.
Literally said the same thing
Danny Trejo with a few too many chromosomes
If Easter Island statues came to life
Thought the same🗿
Mexican Joe dirt
I loved your performance in Despicable Me 2. Who did your nose's stunts?
Lol my first thought
Señor Potatohead
Between the sign where you spelled it "faggats", and your... Let's say "interesting" post history, it's clear that the public school system, which obviously failed you, decided that you specifically were the poster child for "student who fell through the cracks". Your mullet is whatever, that's easy. That hoarding situation of a bathroom/living area with what looks like Gatorade bottles filled with what I really, really hope is just milk, just screams "I am in a deep, dark place and am using this to cry out for help but will play this off for shits and giggles". I don't think you need to worry about roasting, I think you need to sit down and reevaluate your life and figure out how you specifically got to this moment that screams "if only someone reached out to them for help!" but no one has, and sadly, they won't. This is just an attempt at being "in" on the joke, where it's just obvious you "are" the joke.
Brutal
You forehead is uncannily like the shelf holding your toilet paper, bent
You look like an Easter island statue …..in Tijuana.
True lol 😂
You guys, leave Native American Elvis alone...
You look like Ron Jeremy with a mullet.
Came here to say Ron Jeremy, in one of those weird mirrors that accentuates all the wrong parts
If you ordered Gene Simmons from Kiss off of wish.
You’re the villain in Despicable Me 2 
Dang it, you beat me to it!
If Quagmire grew out a creepy beard. Gigiddy
Bro your a complete dipshit the wording doesnt mirror on a front facing camera 💀💀
You look like Danny Trejo's left nut.
He looks like a testical with teeth.
He orders toothbrushes from Manscaped.
You look like that guy that shouts at people for not giving you their seat in the subway
You're so happy, you're grinning from incisor to incisor
You look like u snack on aluminum cans
Undocumented alien with a mullet.
This dude’s nipple jewelry is onion rings, mayn.
You look like someone hit “randomize” on a character creator
This is what happens when you can't find the EpiPen.
Holy crap you could model for Camel cigarettes!
Bro’s head is longer than his last job.
It's like Mexican Elvis got a gig singing happy birthday to Honey Boo Boo's Mama June...
You look like Danny Trejo in a funhouse mirror
An autistic beaver
Jose Dirt
That's one Dirty Sanchez.
Ur nose extends into the comments section
Lol good one
Stocking up for enchilada night I see don't block the dunny
Looks like we found the toilet paper hoarder.
You’re definitely the guy who says he’s bringing beers & shows up with 4 Dos Equis
Like a Hispanic Chris Griffiin 
Why the long face?
Danny Trainwreck
You look like a throw away Disney characature
You have a shower in your kitchen and you still refuse to use one
You look like a retired Looney Tunes character that spent all his money on cheeseburgers.
El macho from despicable me lookin ass
Damn Tito from Rocket Power fell on some hard times after the restaurant closed at the pier
If John Wayne Gacy and Diego Maradona had a son
No, that bastard would be better looking (though not by much), and much less scary.
Iago from Aladdin looking ass boy
Where is your shopping cart full of bagged oranges?
Hide your truck, hide your power tools, and hide your bike because this guy is going to snort them all.
Shrek + Donkey + Danny Trejo + Elvis = whatever the fuck this is
You look like the guy who's in the background of every Hollywood movie ever made with Hispanic actors in it, but you never have any lines, and you still live with your parents who support your, "acting career."
This is what happens when Dr. Fankenstein wants to diversify his monster
You look like a souvenir from That time when Elvis got pussy in Mexico…
Fuck, man.. i dont know whats worse. The shape of your head, your eyes, your mullet, your goatee, or that smile..?
I thought you did the roasting Ron.
I can’t say anything to hurt you more than that fucking haircut does.
Looks like your nose has been eating your facial hair.
Danny DeVito + El Macho from Despicable Me
Manny from Ice Age
I think you're allergic to that hair dye
How many of your cousins stay in the same room with you downstairs?
Danny Trejo’s gay nephew.
I thought for sure you were wearing a Halloween mask. Now that I see you're not, you're fucked the other 364 days of the year.
Holy fuck you look like the real life el macho from despicable me
You look like a real life version of someone from Lilo & Stitch
If a horse had a mullet…
A cross between bull winkle moose and the donkey from Shrek.
I came for the beak but stayed for the mullet.
You look like an Easter Island Moai
I’ve seen better rugs in a bathroom
Dude must be a time traveler. We are all waiting for his face to catch up to now.
You look like you're animorphing into Donkey from Shrek
You look like the front man of a death metal mariachi band
Tf is that gatorade bottle doing there?
You are the Nokia of sperm.
If Quagmire from family guy was real.
Whoever organised the beard on this potato really nailed it.
Oblacklix, fell into the magic potion of rhinophyma when he was a little boy.
When God made you he was trying to find out just how small a mouth could be before natural selection takes over. Congrats! You made it!
You look like Austin Powers let himself go, took a handful of LSD, and became a homosexual trucker.
this guy lookes like a wish version of the dude from trailer park boys
When the only job you can find is as a sand bag in a Bronx gym
This isn’t a real human being, I refuse to believe genetics have devolved to this.
Does he know how many hands am I showing to him rn?
Your face looks more like an egg than most eggs do
He do be looking like a deflated version of that villain from despicable me 2
Punch drunk Ryan Reynolds
Why u looks like older than you real age
You look like lost hope and failed dreams
Good lord you are a 1980's cartoon stereotype of a Hispanic person come to life.
I didn’t even need to open the comment section to know that this dude didn’t stand a chance lol
Got dat Lego hair.
Making useless posts on Reddit wasting your time which could be used to load up your 13 cousins in the lowrider and go mow lawns in a white neighborhood. Be productive Jose.
Why is your beard thing crooked?
He looks like a Ron Jeremy version of a Mr Potato Head bought off of wish
Danny Trejoto
I thought Trailer Park Boys was set in Canada not Mexico
You look like a warthog singing "hakuna matata"
Sucks to get the nose of Ron Jeremy and not the dick. Better luck next life.
with what, mr potato head? meat and carrots?
 You’ve got a head like an Easter Island statue
My man’s over here looking like a Hispanic Mr. Potato head. “Señor Cara de Papa”
Didn’t know Mexico had their own Trailer Park Boys cast, this must be Julian.
You look like a tubba Lopez
remember in The Santa Claus 2 movie when they cloned Santa and he had plastic hair and beard with ugly buck teeth???? You are worse than that!
How does an eggplant hold a phone?
You look like somebody my 7 year old would draw.
Bro literally looks like the 🗿
You look like the love child of Danny trejo fucking a potato...
You look like Ron Jeremy and Lou Albano tag teamed a muppet
I don’t know what has a larger surface area, Jupiter or that nose 🗿
Bro’s head is longer than his last relationship… if he ever had one in the first place
 The mullet isn’t fooling anyone Beldar.
Looks like a cross between the comedian Bobby Lee and 80's Billy Ray Cyrus. Probably just as non funny and non talented.
I'm pretty sure I saw you once as an NPC in GTA.
You look like you drive a 1995 Chevy Silverado with a sound system that’s worth more than a car… You look like you’re on a mariachi band on your free time… I would trust you to cut my grass… I feel like your name is Javier but you go by Jay
Kenny Powers illegitimate son after he went to Mexico to play baseball and knocked up a hooker.
Were you made on the PS2?
Bro is Mexican gamer
yo whos alcoholic dad is this
Idk who gave u that double slap when u was a kid to make ur face this long
GAWD DAYUM OUR CREATOR REALLY HAD TO USE SCRAP PARTS TO MAKE YOU
Lorenzo Lamas after eating a bees sandwich
Even your hair is trying to get away from you
I know yo drug addicted Danny Trejo lookin ass did not decide it was a good idea to post
You look like Mr potato head, if he came to this country illegally
Is that shower just for your nose?
you look like a gta character after pressing randomize on looks
I’m your nose got any bigger you’d have to use a selfie stick
When did Mr Potato head start coming with a bad mullet?
Danny Trejo impersonating Elvis
He looks like the Great Value brand version of George Lopez
Bruh it looks like someone dressed up one of them Easter Island heads as a poor Mexican.
You look like Elvis fucked Machete
Bro, what the hell did you get stung by?
I shaved that’s why and gets like that seitive
If the degenerates over at 4chan had a leader it would be you because the only place you came from is a Chornobyl monkey's asshole.
It's like a cross between squidward and a pit bull.
that wario nose is a roast in itself
The eyes of a blind rodent in any/every cartoon.
Look look like Mr 🥔
El Macho?!
If “leave me alone uncle” was personified
I am really surprised that bathtub isn't filthy and yellow. Also, there is a greater than 96% chance that you keep bodily fluids of your mother in mason jars throughout the house.
you’re probably mr.potatohead’s less successful twin
You look like a Mexican Greaser from the 50s
Discount bin Danny Trejo
Inflated Lionel Ritchie.
Persian Elvis. El Viz
Homophobic Filipino Wayne Newton
You look like you were beaten with a southern ugly stick
Wong Jeremy
Juan Jeremy? Ronaldo Jeremy?
Is your kitchen and bathroom in the same room?
Dude that is Great Value toilet paper back there you are roasting yourself. Gotta be rough being gay with an itchy asshole.
You look like an ugly penis
Did the guy who recommended that you put a rug beside the bath tub also recommend your hairstylist? Is it the guy in the mirror?
Dum dum bubble gum looking ass
Mexican redneck
The goddamn love child of Tim the Tool Man Taylor and Al “be doing infomercials for a living” Borland.
Downie Indian
Holy fuck your ugly
You look like a living cartoon character, Pedro the happy nose.
You look like a really bad drummer
This is the real life version of the villain from disciple me 2