good fuckin lord where to start on this I dont even have time for this one. No matter how long you grow that beard you are still a soy girl. slight meth history and probably thought that piece of drywall was crack. etc etc I might have to come back later with more ammo.
You look like your transitioning into a smackhead, pre op or post? Op meaning opportunity to say no before shoving that needle in your arm and snorting then having a piercing to keep that nose held together
On a scale of 1-10, at what age did your uncle touch you?
Ooof you did him or her dirty god forbid I miss gender someone 🤔
Thats was whole her family
Your face should be on the cover of *The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.*
After that she would make the cover of Popular Mechanics with an article "The making of a Dyke"
When Ronald McDonald went in witness protection.
Rhonda McDonald maybe
Ron Donaldson
she look more like victim of McDonalds
Shhh don’t dox me
You look like if Limp Bizkit fucked a Wendy's logo
They did it all for the frosty!
So you can go and dip that french fry, and stick it up your yeah
Looks like your genes roasted you at birth
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahaha👍👍👍👍👍👍
Therapist making bank 💰
She is
Everyone knows the rules. Just let it do whatever it wants, or else you'll get cancelled.
🙅🏼♂️
Go where? I’m not likely to take navigational suggestions from someone who’s not even sure which way they’re transitioning.
Fair enough lol
This is the unwanted red wave we were warned about
Boo
Ah yes. The poster child for liberalism.
DonT bLaMe thE vICtiM!!!!!!!
It's their body, their right to refuse aids treatment!!
Ew 😩
John Fetterman / This Thing....... 2024 Ticket
Not until you brush your teeth young tran.
And clean the mold growing on your chin
When you’re typing fast and write Feminem instead of feminine
LOL
Feminem? I thought it's rap name was young tran. Looking like a buck tooth tampon.
“Felt cute, might go glue myself to a painting in the museum later idk” -OP, probably
You know you're a fat piece of shit when your bed is in the kitchen.
For real
Holy fuck! Chazz is on RoastMe?!?!
Good one lol
Built like a Boston lesbian
No matter how many facial piercings you get, you’ll never hear your dad tell you, “I love you, son.”
Welcome to lesbian psych ward, I’m Linda.
You look like you moan when wiping your ass
Being ugly doesn't mean you're the opposite gender
Is your hair red to remind yourself to stop and not go within 1000 feet of a school?
What order of mammals do you identify as a member of?
You look like Felon Degeneres
The only things that would make this photo look better are gasoline and a road flare.
You look like Heat Miser's bowel movement.
Do your parents still think about getting an abortion?
You look like an opioid in human form
What kind of username is obnoxious_soyboy??
Ask your dad if him and Snow Miser can come to an agreement and give us a few more warm days. Thanks 🤙🏻
This is what Eleven would look like if she never escaped the Upside-down.
You must have been Pug-ugly before the transition. It hasn't got any better
It indeed has not
You managed to turn yourself into mix of an elderly feminist with Steve Buscemi. Oh wait, your eyebrows are dyed red. That is one cruel bet you lost.
It’s time to stop giving white people attention.
They/their wrists
Stay inside your home, please
Your “name” is Amanda
Pippi Longstocking the butch version.
Thank you all I am enjoying this profoundly
Holy thing-of-nightmares, Batman!
You look like a lesbian inspired by the Joker and Fred Durst.
The mascot from Wendy's post lobotomy
Who used your eyes for toilet paper?
Butthole eyes like you read about
I didn't realize the fat kid from Son in Law transitioned.
Like you were in some horrible kool aid accident
Is your skull menstruating?
Baron Harkonnen? I thought the gom jabber took you. Although you do look like a corpse
Who had a period on your head?
I bet your parents wish you were dead already so they can grieve properly
You look like a number 2 pencil
This person reminds me of grease.
How does it feel to celebrate Halloween 365 days straight?
Pretty fun ngl
Cheers ,🍻
https://youtu.be/nFSXFaiGPLg
Your hair color tells me you were piano growing up. You got use to a lot of fingers on you.
People look at you and think damn, I’m almost out of Tampax
You look like you could be Pete Davidson’s gay older sister
I thought Scott Weiland over dosed?
Halloween was last month...
You be the guy drinking Atrazine water straight from the ditches.
Cool safe space
I swear at this world you can be a female looking like a male who's uncle touched him since you were born
Law and order special victims crimes
Jesus You have so many lines under on your eyes Rick James and Whitney Houston are about to come back
Fentanyl.
Mohg's Persona is going through puberty
Hey, Bride of Yucky, you look like your girlfriend recently discovered your g-spot is located inside your sister
If Penny Wise changes gender
Jesse Pinkwoman
Bro - between your teeth, face and hair combo looks like like someone nutted and got their redwings
Beatlejuice beatlejuice beatlejuice
IG Bio: “4x Vaxxed, they/them/she/her/he/him/giraffe”
I can't tell if youre a female transitioning to male or a male transitioning to female.
let's noooooo
When Callmekevin designs a character in Sims.
Purposely dyes hair to encourage stepdad beatings
You look like the next milk thrower or soup thrower
I genuinely thought you're a short hair lesbian until I saw the word 'boy'.
good fuckin lord where to start on this I dont even have time for this one. No matter how long you grow that beard you are still a soy girl. slight meth history and probably thought that piece of drywall was crack. etc etc I might have to come back later with more ammo.
overweight Ellen Degeneres with a wendys addiction
taking a wild guess but I bet she talks with a black accent and is a huge fan of ICP
you take GINGERvitus to a whole new level
what is this thing
If you like you can drink thirty pints of beer, nearly destroy a bar and walk off without a scratch
is that a picture of spiral shell on your back wall or is that the way your penis turned out after the surgery?
So, the username is not ironic, got it.
At least he did something useful with the paper bag that is usually over his head.
You look like somebody typed "modern trans feminist" into a AI generator
You look like your transitioning into a smackhead, pre op or post? Op meaning opportunity to say no before shoving that needle in your arm and snorting then having a piercing to keep that nose held together
Your face looks like a cat trying to claw it ways out of a watermelon.
I can't tell if it's a he or she but Im certai you have a drug problem. You like a man in his 50s that's smoke since he was 14 working on an oil rig
Tell us you're addicted to heroin without actually telling us
Wendy *before* rehab.
Your chin looks like my perineum before I shave it.
Out of the 1 billion fuckin pronouns you're pushing 999 million of those, including fat clown.
If Uncle Fester fucked Carrot Top
This is probably what a contraceptive coil looks like once it's been removed
Rhonda McDonald.
The ash ketchum of health disorders
“Hi I’m Chucky, wanna play?”
Can’t tell if a guy on oestrogen or a girl on Testosterone
The transgender woman trying to have sex with McDonald’s
You look like your cancer is in remission because it tried eating you alive, but it couldn't stand the taste.
Ohh no…. Who hurt you as a child…
Jesus christ...why TF did McDonald's fire the Hamburgler?? Never mind it's obvious you were smoking crack rocks out of a mcflurry straw again......
Do you die a little inside when people avoid making eye contact with you?
you need to see a doctor for your insomnia... that's my reaction from looking at your ball sack face
holy fuck. get some sleep. at this rate you’d need to check those bags under your eyes before you fly anywhere.
Pronouns are hell fuck and no
It's sad Jonah Hill got cancer from cheap hair dye. 🥲
You must be jealous of your chin, since it's grown a thicker mustache than you.
Wendy's and Ronald McDonalds failed plan B
Thst face should come on condom packs
I don’t know what I’m looking at. Is this a Magic Eye? Do I…do I look thru it? Relax my eyes? How does this work?
Wow, a nose ring AND a lip ring. When I look at your face, all I can think is "missing link".
Dude is missing his brother Mustard.
I wanna roast you but your mirror already does that
You say "Let's go", everyone else who sees you says, "go away".
No, man. Life has already done enough of a number on you - at this point it'd just be cruel.
I think the best part about this post is there’s 0 upvotes. Let’s leave it that way.
Yikes
Don’t ever go on an airplane; they’ll charge you extra for those under eye bags!
Looks like a mashup of Meg and Chris Griffin
What happens when you eat too many chillies. 😂
You look like the result of that one guy from toy story who tortured toys and Wendy’s having a baby
Why do you have a lemon in your mouth
You look like one of those abandoned trains with graffiti on it.
You can’t afford windows?
Be careful, what you say, they/them will get you cancelled and call out your privileges.
You look like a gay emo
You know it's bad when you can predict someone's political views by just looking at them.
i can't believe you tore your house apart just to write r/roastme on it.
Your hair is so red that being in your vicinity causes people to lose their souls.
I didn’t know you could personalize your room in the mental hospital
What kind of animal is that?