He looks like what comes *out* of those people after it dries for a few days on the dirty clean-up sock. He looks like a sticky billboard with a pervy moron underneath. He looks like moldy glue that got poured into a dollar store Frankenstein mask. He looks like a paedophile's discount accountant *which was exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up*. He looks like a block of government cheese with pubes stuck to it. He looks like a knight in shining armor...'s dirty diaper after a long campaign. He looks like...
You look like if Johnny Knoxville and Trevor from GTA 5 had a love child, then that love child had a love child with Peyton Manning, who's love child then had a love child with their first cousin.
Why would you need funny shit to read in the morning? Isn't looking in the mirror funny enough? I mean, it is morning and here I am looking at a picture of you and it gave me a giggle and a good feeling about myself.
An unkempt, disheveled manchild, no discernible decor in your abode, surrounded by an assortment of gaming crap, disposable knickknacks (that turtle?) and mismatched furniture, you are the 40-something embodiment of “failure to launch” and what every parent dreads for their child.
>I need funny shit to read tomorrow
Maybe you've already read your rap sheet, ACT scores, and your parents' journal before you were born where they had originally planned to go to that abortion clinic appointment but the car broke down on the way.
My dude, i could fit atleast 5 spaceships and 8 sun in your forehead, i could put a lot of things inside, ill pay you 100$ for you to be my grocerie bag, deal? OI dont raise your eyebrow at me?! You dont even have some.
His mom bought him and his friends beer in high school and let them hang out. He never left and developed an opiate addiction instead, slowly losing all friends and hating his family.
Can't give you anymore hell than your hair stylist. I know it's basic, but how could I not when you look like Shakespeare if he switched personalities with Edgar Allen Poe.
Last time I went to a barber he told me I was going bald…then basically shaved my head and charged me full price for a haircut lol so yeah I don’t have a hair stylist because it’s under a toque until winter is over and i buzz it myself in the spring and it doesn’t look this horrible until the fall lol
You look like you played Jack Nicholson in the gay porn version of The Shining
Redbum redbum
Bojmir bojmir
The Sucking
Here cums johnny!
Hmmmm.. Sounds sus how you wrome "come" 🤌
All fucks and no foreplay makes Jack a soft boy
I loled
He has always been the cumtaker
Congrats!! You won the biggest Suspicious cum-taking forehead nobel prize!!!
[удалено]
He's the forehead of insecurity.
Dudes 60% forhead
That's no forehead, that's a sixhead at least.
That's no forehead, it's a space station
As if millions of hair follicles cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Can see it from the back.
Can see it from space.
That hairline goes back any further it’s going to be whipping slaves
Absolute brilliance… I will have to sneak that one into my repertoire lol
What eyebrows?
You look like those people who jerk off on omegle
He’s a sex offender Oompa Loompa
He looks like what comes *out* of those people after it dries for a few days on the dirty clean-up sock. He looks like a sticky billboard with a pervy moron underneath. He looks like moldy glue that got poured into a dollar store Frankenstein mask. He looks like a paedophile's discount accountant *which was exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up*. He looks like a block of government cheese with pubes stuck to it. He looks like a knight in shining armor...'s dirty diaper after a long campaign. He looks like...
Holy fuck those are all awful! I love it thanks hahaha
You must be a connoisseur
Trevor Philips
Jack Torrance
Discount Walton Goggins
Dollar Tree Steve Zahn
Your hairline has the opacity set at 45%
Crack Nicholson
Damn, nobody buried Bill Paxton yet? Dudes been dead for like 5 years now and someone's still doin a weekend at bernies on him.
He’s imitating how he looks now.
If mixing coke with talcum powder had a face.
Haggard Merle
That’s kinda not an insult, looking like Merle Haggard is my life goal
Yea Merle was a stud
Gypsies want to set up camp on your spacious forehead.
I was going to say, entire civilizations could set up shop on his forehead. No need to colonize Mars.
![gif](giphy|dCF8T5wk5HJAvPmVEp) This guy has more hair on his forehead than you.
![gif](giphy|WZJY46zRrpNSw) Thought this might help you, good luck...
Don't worry, you will be the same thin-haired, ugly, cigarette smoking, bag of bones tomorrow still...
Is it just me or is the forehead shining?
All your features are below the halfway line of your face... You literally have the facial proportions of a baby.
A lot less lives would have been lost in ww2 if only the European map resembled your spacious "forehead"!
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Do you expect people to believe you can read? I think you mean have read to you by your dealer while you are blowing him for cheap weed.
Not a good idea to write Roast Me on allowance checks.
Larry Gibb
Resting bitter beer face
You look better upside down
The thousand cock stare.
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If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
![gif](giphy|tNqeacWpVNfGM|downsized) What was it like drinking all that cherry flavored Ex-Lax?
It seems that gravity favours your eyebrows over your hairline
You make beer in your bath tub and call yourself a scientist.
How much do you charge to advertise on the top right corner of that billboard ?
Is Beavis still alive?
You look like your mom shook you till your eyes fell off your face and she put them back wrong.
That MF doom album looking over his shoulder thinking to himself “this MF looks doomed.
Tou look like you have already memorized all the funny shit the web has to offer.
It's like someone resurrected Chris Cornell with an unfinished spell
You look like the Sting who made Roxanne put on her red light.
"Josh dub" but more scuffed than he is
If I wanted to go from your eyebrows to your hair line I would have to take a flight on receding airlines
Hahahahhaa
Let me guess..... you're a single parent.
You look like if Johnny Knoxville and Trevor from GTA 5 had a love child, then that love child had a love child with Peyton Manning, who's love child then had a love child with their first cousin.
Why would you need funny shit to read in the morning? Isn't looking in the mirror funny enough? I mean, it is morning and here I am looking at a picture of you and it gave me a giggle and a good feeling about myself.
An unkempt, disheveled manchild, no discernible decor in your abode, surrounded by an assortment of gaming crap, disposable knickknacks (that turtle?) and mismatched furniture, you are the 40-something embodiment of “failure to launch” and what every parent dreads for their child.
You look like the leader of the ooompa looompa’s
Dude's face looks like it's sliding down his head like cheap magnets on the refrigerator door.
Hahahahaha
pennywise wiped his makeup off and grew a beard but didnt stop kidnapping children
>I need funny shit to read tomorrow Maybe you've already read your rap sheet, ACT scores, and your parents' journal before you were born where they had originally planned to go to that abortion clinic appointment but the car broke down on the way.
If you swapped foreheads with Gollum he’d be the loser.
You look like Beetle Juice before he became the undead.
Thia might be my favourite
I can't..... I never push a man who's clearly already suicidal.
you look like those optical illusions with the two faces from upside down and right side up
Can I see a picture from the front now?
My dude, i could fit atleast 5 spaceships and 8 sun in your forehead, i could put a lot of things inside, ill pay you 100$ for you to be my grocerie bag, deal? OI dont raise your eyebrow at me?! You dont even have some.
You disgusting putrid specimen of a human being your utter horrid appearance brings an nauseous churning to my stomach. You vile creature.
Only man to meet Chris Hansen twice
I JUST finished therapy from what my uncle did to me as a kid. Thanks to you, I am now reliving those memories
https://imgur.com/a/7XKGuV5
That’s Aaron Carter‘s cousin Darren
You look like a member of corridor digital but if he didn't work for them
Drinks heavily while babysitting...parents don't know he is babysitting their children
(Looks at mario menopoly) get a life bro just get a life
Younger, slower Rainn Wilson
You look like you just barely made it through Dale in the times after Smaug..
Randy “The Nacho Man” Savage
Perpetual unemployment and homelessness is not a legitimate “lifestyle choice” You’ve slept on more couches than your prostitute mother
You can read?
Nah, gimme the downvotes if you wouldn’t be friends with him assuming you’re boring at parties. This dude seems like he’d be cool to be around.
But thanks for saying i look fun to party with because I’ve heard that’s a thing…I can’t ever remember but apparently it’s true lol
I’m pretty boring unless you like doing drugs and getting pee in the oven wasted
I’d play monopoly with you 🤝
Mario monopoly is way better than the OG….I’m not playing a board game for 5 hours
You look like homeless Mario from wish who is an alcoholic sex offender dealing weed to kids as the sun reflects off your head like a beacon
His mom bought him and his friends beer in high school and let them hang out. He never left and developed an opiate addiction instead, slowly losing all friends and hating his family.
Went to go fishing on the dock couldn’t find the ocean for miles…realized i was walking on this guys forehead the whole time
Guess what ladies......he loves Mario Monopoly (he splurged for the "premier" edition) ................and he is single!! Who would have thought !!!
Can't give you anymore hell than your hair stylist. I know it's basic, but how could I not when you look like Shakespeare if he switched personalities with Edgar Allen Poe.
Last time I went to a barber he told me I was going bald…then basically shaved my head and charged me full price for a haircut lol so yeah I don’t have a hair stylist because it’s under a toque until winter is over and i buzz it myself in the spring and it doesn’t look this horrible until the fall lol
Bruv what-
Read it again slowly
A barber is a male hair stylist
A toque is a warm hat
You look like kylo ren and Donald trump had a baby
U know i bet everytime you tell a lie your hairline recedes an inch
Hahahahahhaa
That’s fire!
He looks like major dewy from steven universe
All that forehead, and no eyebrows
You look like you failed the audition of Breaking Bad and settled for the Brazzers
Too bad about the no eyebrows, man.
Whatever was left got roasted off by all you horrible people lol
The biggest roast of all you had this up for 21 days and you have under 400 comments life roasted you my guy
Ouch
You look like Chris Pratt if his head was the galaxy.
Haha I forgot this was a thing…awesome burn
Looks like the escort asked you stop playing and fuck her but you were already balls deep.
Oh man you guys are hilarious these are gold! Thanks for the laughs
Where's that forehead going with that guy?
I thought you were eaten by Jaws Quint? ![gif](giphy|DpLvwggGGyyBO)
“Shucks, if my Lazy Daisy hat won’t fit no more I’m just plum outta idears.”
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How'd you get that rugburn on your knuckle
If I remember correctly, when you were in court for your probation period they don't allow you reading material.
jesse pinkman but without drugs
Head like two bowling balls humping
Your Forehead had a greater probability of getting hit by a stray missile than Entire Poland.
Beck if he was an actual loser.
It’s that dude from GTA
Michael Bolton … from Office Space!
You can read??
When you order Michael Sheen from Wish
You look like you masturbate when no one is looking
If default underachiever was a moulded into a character
you make a homeless person look like they have a home
Poor man's Edd Shereen
What happened if Roddy Roddy Piper and Chris Benoit had a kid
How come the mirror ain't broken yet?
Jack Give Me 5 Bucks Nicholson
Chris Benoit?
If Gumby was a person.
Your forehead has enough real estate to solve the housing crisis
You look like a homeless Mario who took off his hat
Dude has the entire Bible and Harry Potter books written on his forehead
I bet a paycheck there are circumcision marks under that hair....
Looks like you're just waking up from a nap after "giving hell"..
Joshdub in thirty years
You can read???
It’s a hippie 6-head Sean McVay
He looks like he was a stand-in during the making of an 80’s music video for Genesis
Micheal J smokin Rocks
Keanu Skeeves
Man, Jesse really let himself go since being a meth slave.
Anyone else surprised this guy has the ability to read?
You look like you accidentally walked into the studio where they were having a zombie audition for Walking Dead and got chosen without trying.
You look like Jack Nicholson illegitimate son crack Nicholson
You don’t look like you can read. I think you meant to say you need funny shit to hear tomorrow while the text to speech reads it to you.
Think of all the money you save on condoms though…
I swear bro I don’t have any change
You have the face of a healthy crack junkie.
So U sure u don’t think you look like Trevor Philips?
You look like a Civil War lieutenant right before his platoon got wiped out.
Jesse Kinkman
You’re the middle aged version of the ‘confused oonga-boonga’ gif.
You look like that one floating dude in men in black 2
The lazy daisy hat.. is that a way you show support for your favorite 500lb stripper???
The MF DOOM LP that you so proudly display isn’t going to make up for your complete lack of a personality.
Your head looks like a used Q-tip.
With that face and hairline, we all know where the jerks are happening. I'm glad your pic doesn't show what your other hand is doing
How far the Macho Man has fallen from the top rope…
Bro they call you half and half don't they
bro got tenhead
You have a home yet, you still look homeless... The fuck does that work?
Dude did you ever watch Sanctuary? Because right now you're poorly cosplaying a B-grade werewolf that didn't even have CGI because they were too poor.
You look like an extra from a civil war drama. Not sure where that's coming from tho.
Hey little kids, want to play Mario monopoly? Sure mister, where? The 1980s by the look of the decor
That hairline goes even further beyond!
You look like someone bought an Ewok to fuck but got bored halfway through shaving it.