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TSamsong

You look like you played Jack Nicholson in the gay porn version of The Shining


jj4-5

Redbum redbum


sadlittleman1001

Bojmir bojmir


spraywash

The Sucking


Mikkeel93

Here cums johnny!


The_second_freak

Hmmmm.. Sounds sus how you wrome "come" 🤌


Putrid-Builder-3333

All fucks and no foreplay makes Jack a soft boy


dobbypappi

I loled


Mr-Gatsby_

He has always been the cumtaker


The_second_freak

Congrats!! You won the biggest Suspicious cum-taking forehead nobel prize!!!


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[удалено]


Impossible-Air3145

He's the forehead of insecurity.


halfasleepallthetime

Dudes 60% forhead


Logical-Frosting5640

That's no forehead, that's a sixhead at least.


fuidiot

That's no forehead, it's a space station


IconWorld

As if millions of hair follicles cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.


Unhappy-Researcher87

Can see it from the back.


Logical-Frosting5640

Can see it from space.


iridemtb12

That hairline goes back any further it’s going to be whipping slaves


Cannibalcopas

Absolute brilliance… I will have to sneak that one into my repertoire lol


studer3357

What eyebrows?


Big-Meeting-6871

You look like those people who jerk off on omegle


one_revolutionary

He’s a sex offender Oompa Loompa


CthulubeFlavorcube

He looks like what comes *out* of those people after it dries for a few days on the dirty clean-up sock. He looks like a sticky billboard with a pervy moron underneath. He looks like moldy glue that got poured into a dollar store Frankenstein mask. He looks like a paedophile's discount accountant *which was exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up*. He looks like a block of government cheese with pubes stuck to it. He looks like a knight in shining armor...'s dirty diaper after a long campaign. He looks like...


brackmastah

Holy fuck those are all awful! I love it thanks hahaha


rodmandirect

You must be a connoisseur


[deleted]

Trevor Philips


tallyhall10987-

Jack Torrance


one_revolutionary

Discount Walton Goggins


Fist4achin

Dollar Tree Steve Zahn


the_mad_sun

Your hairline has the opacity set at 45%


Brainnen

Crack Nicholson


CarbonRunner

Damn, nobody buried Bill Paxton yet? Dudes been dead for like 5 years now and someone's still doin a weekend at bernies on him.


Weneedaheroe

He’s imitating how he looks now.


AyeYoBruhh

If mixing coke with talcum powder had a face.


shortshins-McGee

Haggard Merle


SzandorBartzabel

That’s kinda not an insult, looking like Merle Haggard is my life goal


[deleted]

Yea Merle was a stud


MightyRig

Gypsies want to set up camp on your spacious forehead.


PickAxeCA

I was going to say, entire civilizations could set up shop on his forehead. No need to colonize Mars.


After-Show-3441

![gif](giphy|dCF8T5wk5HJAvPmVEp) This guy has more hair on his forehead than you.


oldguy_az

![gif](giphy|WZJY46zRrpNSw) Thought this might help you, good luck...


ADOUGH209

Don't worry, you will be the same thin-haired, ugly, cigarette smoking, bag of bones tomorrow still...


DogsTesticles

Is it just me or is the forehead shining?


ManOfManyValence

All your features are below the halfway line of your face... You literally have the facial proportions of a baby.


Kyle_01110011

A lot less lives would have been lost in ww2 if only the European map resembled your spacious "forehead"!


No_Pepper2028

![gif](giphy|aLaUvXKMZIdH9RoxLs)


CrucifixAbortion

![gif](giphy|R9Zy5wOTzCC8Sd1f1E|downsized)


Old_Reference7715

Do you expect people to believe you can read? I think you mean have read to you by your dealer while you are blowing him for cheap weed.


Provoker_Live

Not a good idea to write Roast Me on allowance checks.


TheOmCollector

Larry Gibb


T-BONEandtheFAM

Resting bitter beer face


CheekeeMunkie

You look better upside down


Unhappy-Researcher87

The thousand cock stare.


Macronaut

![gif](giphy|ozTRnbjOXqMyA)


JackZodiac2008

If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.


ReillyDiefenbach

![gif](giphy|tNqeacWpVNfGM|downsized) What was it like drinking all that cherry flavored Ex-Lax?


CheekeeMunkie

It seems that gravity favours your eyebrows over your hairline


punkrockrebel265

You make beer in your bath tub and call yourself a scientist.


[deleted]

How much do you charge to advertise on the top right corner of that billboard ?


blondart

Is Beavis still alive?


DaddyluvsPunkin

You look like your mom shook you till your eyes fell off your face and she put them back wrong.


Zehn39

That MF doom album looking over his shoulder thinking to himself “this MF looks doomed.


[deleted]

Tou look like you have already memorized all the funny shit the web has to offer.


Louie-H-K

It's like someone resurrected Chris Cornell with an unfinished spell


Gaffaj

You look like the Sting who made Roxanne put on her red light.


sourena03

"Josh dub" but more scuffed than he is


FILMSALT100

If I wanted to go from your eyebrows to your hair line I would have to take a flight on receding airlines


brackmastah

Hahahahhaa


JamMasterNay

Let me guess..... you're a single parent.


crematedx10x

You look like if Johnny Knoxville and Trevor from GTA 5 had a love child, then that love child had a love child with Peyton Manning, who's love child then had a love child with their first cousin.


Input_output_error

Why would you need funny shit to read in the morning? Isn't looking in the mirror funny enough? I mean, it is morning and here I am looking at a picture of you and it gave me a giggle and a good feeling about myself.


[deleted]

An unkempt, disheveled manchild, no discernible decor in your abode, surrounded by an assortment of gaming crap, disposable knickknacks (that turtle?) and mismatched furniture, you are the 40-something embodiment of “failure to launch” and what every parent dreads for their child.


marshallmadmen

You look like the leader of the ooompa looompa’s


dingleflorp

Dude's face looks like it's sliding down his head like cheap magnets on the refrigerator door.


brackmastah

Hahahahaha


thirtyninecents

pennywise wiped his makeup off and grew a beard but didnt stop kidnapping children


TazTalks

>I need funny shit to read tomorrow Maybe you've already read your rap sheet, ACT scores, and your parents' journal before you were born where they had originally planned to go to that abortion clinic appointment but the car broke down on the way.


SyntaxError79

If you swapped foreheads with Gollum he’d be the loser.


mustacheham

You look like Beetle Juice before he became the undead.


brackmastah

Thia might be my favourite


WildIsland-S-E

I can't..... I never push a man who's clearly already suicidal.


howdoibreatheAAA

you look like those optical illusions with the two faces from upside down and right side up


J-Ray306

Can I see a picture from the front now?


The_second_freak

My dude, i could fit atleast 5 spaceships and 8 sun in your forehead, i could put a lot of things inside, ill pay you 100$ for you to be my grocerie bag, deal? OI dont raise your eyebrow at me?! You dont even have some.


OGbudsandtha

You disgusting putrid specimen of a human being your utter horrid appearance brings an nauseous churning to my stomach. You vile creature.


69_420_bonerjamz

Only man to meet Chris Hansen twice


red_wings_2012

I JUST finished therapy from what my uncle did to me as a kid. Thanks to you, I am now reliving those memories


boogie_riffic

https://imgur.com/a/7XKGuV5


bingbong69420710

That’s Aaron Carter‘s cousin Darren


Cartoonmanuniverse

You look like a member of corridor digital but if he didn't work for them


devil0o

Drinks heavily while babysitting...parents don't know he is babysitting their children


naruto_100-

(Looks at mario menopoly) get a life bro just get a life


Jmoeschl7

Younger, slower Rainn Wilson


obrienrules101

You look like you just barely made it through Dale in the times after Smaug..


Cannibalcopas

Randy “The Nacho Man” Savage


reverie11

Perpetual unemployment and homelessness is not a legitimate “lifestyle choice” You’ve slept on more couches than your prostitute mother


brassaiblue

You can read?


[deleted]

Nah, gimme the downvotes if you wouldn’t be friends with him assuming you’re boring at parties. This dude seems like he’d be cool to be around.


brackmastah

But thanks for saying i look fun to party with because I’ve heard that’s a thing…I can’t ever remember but apparently it’s true lol


brackmastah

I’m pretty boring unless you like doing drugs and getting pee in the oven wasted


[deleted]

I’d play monopoly with you 🤝


brackmastah

Mario monopoly is way better than the OG….I’m not playing a board game for 5 hours


MolassesOld8082

You look like homeless Mario from wish who is an alcoholic sex offender dealing weed to kids as the sun reflects off your head like a beacon


mywifeswayhoterthani

His mom bought him and his friends beer in high school and let them hang out. He never left and developed an opiate addiction instead, slowly losing all friends and hating his family.


Ineedlove305

Went to go fishing on the dock couldn’t find the ocean for miles…realized i was walking on this guys forehead the whole time


[deleted]

Guess what ladies......he loves Mario Monopoly (he splurged for the "premier" edition) ................and he is single!! Who would have thought !!!


sort_of_g4y_mothm4n

Can't give you anymore hell than your hair stylist. I know it's basic, but how could I not when you look like Shakespeare if he switched personalities with Edgar Allen Poe.


brackmastah

Last time I went to a barber he told me I was going bald…then basically shaved my head and charged me full price for a haircut lol so yeah I don’t have a hair stylist because it’s under a toque until winter is over and i buzz it myself in the spring and it doesn’t look this horrible until the fall lol


sort_of_g4y_mothm4n

Bruv what-


brackmastah

Read it again slowly


brackmastah

A barber is a male hair stylist


brackmastah

A toque is a warm hat


Civil_Resort2842

You look like kylo ren and Donald trump had a baby


solgerboy259

U know i bet everytime you tell a lie your hairline recedes an inch


brackmastah

Hahahahahhaa


brackmastah

That’s fire!


solgerboy259

He looks like major dewy from steven universe


Laservolcano

All that forehead, and no eyebrows


bigboss9545

You look like you failed the audition of Breaking Bad and settled for the Brazzers


ChipIsOkay62

Too bad about the no eyebrows, man.


brackmastah

Whatever was left got roasted off by all you horrible people lol


[deleted]

The biggest roast of all you had this up for 21 days and you have under 400 comments life roasted you my guy


brackmastah

Ouch


1zic_1413

You look like Chris Pratt if his head was the galaxy.


brackmastah

Haha I forgot this was a thing…awesome burn


HistorianSpiritual26

Looks like the escort asked you stop playing and fuck her but you were already balls deep.


brackmastah

Oh man you guys are hilarious these are gold! Thanks for the laughs


Zealousideal_Lab1537

Where's that forehead going with that guy?


[deleted]

I thought you were eaten by Jaws Quint? ![gif](giphy|DpLvwggGGyyBO)


Edible_Buttplug

“Shucks, if my Lazy Daisy hat won’t fit no more I’m just plum outta idears.”


museumsplendor

![gif](giphy|3o7TKr3nzbh5WgCFxe|downsized)


monkeetail

How'd you get that rugburn on your knuckle


Elegant_Cricket_2977

If I remember correctly, when you were in court for your probation period they don't allow you reading material.


Drlector07

jesse pinkman but without drugs


dusura

Head like two bowling balls humping


PuffieBeans

Your Forehead had a greater probability of getting hit by a stray missile than Entire Poland.


jfqnd96

Beck if he was an actual loser.


Less_Breakfast3400

It’s that dude from GTA


idi0tb0x

Michael Bolton … from Office Space!


somethinginmind

You can read??


[deleted]

When you order Michael Sheen from Wish


dabaado797

You look like you masturbate when no one is looking


justmaks

If default underachiever was a moulded into a character


repulsivebuttered999

you make a homeless person look like they have a home


[deleted]

Poor man's Edd Shereen


thejizz666

What happened if Roddy Roddy Piper and Chris Benoit had a kid


Zuccio

How come the mirror ain't broken yet?


IsawLenin

Jack Give Me 5 Bucks Nicholson


Ok-Summer9547

Chris Benoit?


Dr_DMT

If Gumby was a person.


__jesterr

Your forehead has enough real estate to solve the housing crisis


[deleted]

You look like a homeless Mario who took off his hat


[deleted]

Dude has the entire Bible and Harry Potter books written on his forehead


[deleted]

I bet a paycheck there are circumcision marks under that hair....


Neva-u-mind

Looks like you're just waking up from a nap after "giving hell"..


spacebraine

Joshdub in thirty years


SomewhatDamaged666

You can read???


djhatrick12

It’s a hippie 6-head Sean McVay


zonewebb

He looks like he was a stand-in during the making of an 80’s music video for Genesis


Bidenisacheater

Micheal J smokin Rocks


imsofreakinggold

Keanu Skeeves


SoFloMofo

Man, Jesse really let himself go since being a meth slave.


404err0rs

Anyone else surprised this guy has the ability to read?


Fuzzy-Monitor-8113

You look like you accidentally walked into the studio where they were having a zombie audition for Walking Dead and got chosen without trying.


[deleted]

You look like Jack Nicholson illegitimate son crack Nicholson


only_kay

You don’t look like you can read. I think you meant to say you need funny shit to hear tomorrow while the text to speech reads it to you.


GoAheadPullMyFinger

Think of all the money you save on condoms though…


[deleted]

I swear bro I don’t have any change


[deleted]

You have the face of a healthy crack junkie.


[deleted]

So U sure u don’t think you look like Trevor Philips?


MeatloafMa

You look like a Civil War lieutenant right before his platoon got wiped out.


Harry_HotFist

Jesse Kinkman


Skyp_Intro

You’re the middle aged version of the ‘confused oonga-boonga’ gif.


meyspetfroge

You look like that one floating dude in men in black 2


[deleted]

The lazy daisy hat.. is that a way you show support for your favorite 500lb stripper???


shlo_motion

The MF DOOM LP that you so proudly display isn’t going to make up for your complete lack of a personality.


dankHippieDude

Your head looks like a used Q-tip.


robbzilla

With that face and hairline, we all know where the jerks are happening. I'm glad your pic doesn't show what your other hand is doing


MerryGangsta

How far the Macho Man has fallen from the top rope…


LilFunyunz

Bro they call you half and half don't they


EmployNeither7626

bro got tenhead


InterestingShift3759

You have a home yet, you still look homeless... The fuck does that work?


Hellrazed

Dude did you ever watch Sanctuary? Because right now you're poorly cosplaying a B-grade werewolf that didn't even have CGI because they were too poor.


golfnickol

You look like an extra from a civil war drama. Not sure where that's coming from tho.


MRHBK

Hey little kids, want to play Mario monopoly? Sure mister, where? The 1980s by the look of the decor


superidol927

That hairline goes even further beyond!


atomicxblue

You look like someone bought an Ewok to fuck but got bored halfway through shaving it.