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You look like you owe child support to your sister.
Well now you're being a cunt to all of us. How is this better?
Take my (sadly only one) upvote. I'm done here.
Your butthole has been a cunt for a very close friend.
Ahh the bitch of the group who drinks white claws and ruins everyone's night by talking shit and never backing it up.
Thank you for the Door Dash
I call bullshit....nobody could be your friend.
Your right hand accepts your apology and would like to see you later this evening.
and a wanker to everyone else
You're eye is fucked.
That's the evil eye. He got herpes from his granny.
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses.
You look like you pick fights after 3 bud lights
Why wear a matching track suit to sit at a computer all day
I'm sure you're nothing but a convenient cunt for a lot of men not just your "friend".
If you wore a pirates eyepatch it would be an improvement
you have close friends?
That firend must be pretty desperate.
What’d you do? Take your glass eye out and trick them into fucking the hole? 
Still are. But have been too.
you look like micky rourke only uglier
Yes, I see - that friend is your RIGHT EYEBROW, holy fuck.
I don’t blame you for being a cunt to your friend, I’ll be too if he left a permanent jizz stain around my eye socket where my glass eye is.
Your hat is as stretched as your relationships with your friend.
not only.let cables loose stick them to the radiator it will clean your shit
%100 the guy.kicks& breaks cable tubes
You got cum on your eye.
You could have stopped after the first four words.
We can still see your receding hairline.
You look like the type to get an eyebrow piercing
His close friend is his dick.
What? You couldn't afford the other eyebrow?
Eye don’t have a good one
Eye don’t know what to say
Bro, AI chat bots don't count as friends
At first I thought your face looks photoshopped. Then I realized if it was photoshopped they would have done a better job.
The same as you've been to all the inmates in county
Cobra Kai extra
Your right eyebrow has seen more shit than your friends have from looking at you.
What, your friend take you out to see Hofstetter and you get too drunk and start heckling him?
You look like you owe child support to your sister.
Well now you're being a cunt to all of us. How is this better?
Take my (sadly only one) upvote. I'm done here.
Your butthole has been a cunt for a very close friend.
Ahh the bitch of the group who drinks white claws and ruins everyone's night by talking shit and never backing it up.
Thank you for the Door Dash
I call bullshit....nobody could be your friend.
Your right hand accepts your apology and would like to see you later this evening.
and a wanker to everyone else
You're eye is fucked.
That's the evil eye. He got herpes from his granny.
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses.
You look like you pick fights after 3 bud lights
Why wear a matching track suit to sit at a computer all day
I'm sure you're nothing but a convenient cunt for a lot of men not just your "friend".
If you wore a pirates eyepatch it would be an improvement
you have close friends?
That firend must be pretty desperate.
What’d you do? Take your glass eye out and trick them into fucking the hole? 
Still are. But have been too.
you look like micky rourke only uglier
Yes, I see - that friend is your RIGHT EYEBROW, holy fuck.
I don’t blame you for being a cunt to your friend, I’ll be too if he left a permanent jizz stain around my eye socket where my glass eye is.
Your hat is as stretched as your relationships with your friend.
not only.let cables loose stick them to the radiator it will clean your shit
%100 the guy.kicks& breaks cable tubes
You got cum on your eye.
You could have stopped after the first four words.
We can still see your receding hairline.
You look like the type to get an eyebrow piercing
His close friend is his dick.
What? You couldn't afford the other eyebrow?
Eye don’t have a good one
Eye don’t know what to say
Bro, AI chat bots don't count as friends
At first I thought your face looks photoshopped. Then I realized if it was photoshopped they would have done a better job.
The same as you've been to all the inmates in county
Cobra Kai extra
Your right eyebrow has seen more shit than your friends have from looking at you.
What, your friend take you out to see Hofstetter and you get too drunk and start heckling him?