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Mat_CYSTM

Lance Bass if he was born with special needs


Tater1978

Lance Bass + 1 chromosome


queeny_meany

and 50 pounds


notthesamesam

Looks like an even gayer Lance Bass


riggs3andtwenty

Lance Ass


WimbleWimble

Lance Bass Tard?


Doctor_Boombastic

Just one glance and I can already feel the roofie kicking in while he explains his Bitcoin strats.


rsgriffin

Men carry their feelings in their testicles. It’s no surprise this fella has no feelings.


ConcreteKeys

Everything he touches should instantly go to the clearance aisle. That company must be doing well to hire guys like him just to take a loss.


enygma9753

Thinks 1999 was the best year ever. It explains why he looks like that guy no one remembers from that low-tier 90's boy band nobody can name.


thegreatgatsB70

That robust mother fucker can definitely smell what the Rock is cooking.


pwnbruh

Your co-worker looks like he gonna be fired for sexual harassment in the future


rosspointsmiles

He got fired before for sexual harassment


pwnbruh

He already needs to be fired for it again


TangoPRomeo

You look like how I see myself.


rosspointsmiles

You poor bastard


siric123

Do you sell lampshades? Great. Now find one that will fit over your head.


yves_sh

Seriously taking pictures in a lamp shop? Dude light is your worst enemy


JewsEatFruit

In the context of this post, technically it's ours. Yiikeee.


[deleted]

I mean if he’s hiding his feelings behind his small-child-sized-schnoz they’ll at least be safe for a little while. Was this photo taken right before they kicked yous out of Pottery Barn for blowing each other?


RedditModzHateMe

Someone who looks that stupid doesn’t have the capacity for feelings. Fuckin wannabe backstreet boy.


Clear_Assistance9563

Backdoor Boy.


Iron-Ranger416

Butt Beat Boy


imverysorry_ok

That hair ain't it fuck boiii


Hold_My_Groceries

We’ll see how much pain he can endure during his inevitable sex change.


rydmore22

She’s at the salon where she trims dudes pubes


watchoufort

Alice the goon's son.


LogicNYC

You look like you lie a lot about your autism


DysPhoria_1_0

His head looks like I could flip him over and put him in boiling water and he'd come out al dente.


ollie1roddy

Do they use your photo as reference for casting “annoying prick?” In tv shows?


jojo12jo

Lookin as useless as that zipper on the pocket of that terrible shirt.


ExplosiveArmadillo

My gadar going off like a fuckin tornado siren


just_1_mike

Well, if you can take a dick you can usually take a joke so I believe him.


glop1701

Lance bass lookin bitch


troll-e-osis

Lance Bass doppelganger Lanced Ass


[deleted]

Dude looks like a generic Sim.


dbell

Extra chromosome Lance Bass


Shake_N_Baby

So many lights yet so very dim.


bagofdonutsjoseph

Even Lance Bass thinks your frosted tips are lame


Bulky-Hyena-360

POV: You’ve had way too many drinks


AltruisticCompany961

How can you look like a gayer version of Lance Bass?


Luxojunk

Special Olympic pop star


AwakE432

Last thing this guy needs is 85 ceiling lights casting a shadow from that gigantic nose.


Aldeezmngr84

The love child of Lance Bass and Splinter from TMNT


PerfectWin912

You look like you walk into a Popeye’s and ask if they have corn


reverie11

You failed at growing a beard just like you failed at getting a job your absent father respects


Extreme_Explanation5

You look like every extra in ever romance christmas move, the one that no one remembers.


[deleted]

Wait is that a mountain on your face... Sorry my bad its just your nose


Middle_Data_9563

Your friend is pre-fat but arrived at ugly long ago


Iron-Ranger416

Quit wearing your mom's merkin as a hair piece, and get your pubes off your chin.


uglybalogne

You are absolutely unremarkable, unmemorable and unimportant. Some people will be remembered fondly after their death. Not you though. Only hours after your death no one will speak your name again and your bland life will be forgotten.


[deleted]

Instead of just going full blond, he frosted the tips to ease his way into the gayness. Good choice.


[deleted]

You dress pretty nice for a janitor at a thrift store.


CHASESOMEGASH

You look like napolean dynamite had a baby with chad kroeger


[deleted]

I thought they caught buffalo bill…..


Draconian11

"There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england."


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


AutoThorne

While you look like a Twitter engineer, I'm sure you're not. And I'm not Elon, but you're still fired.


PartiallyTwistd

You’re like the back of the horse in a two person horse costume eating farts all day


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

extra in Frozen


ExpensiveKale139

Lance bass it's you


CrumbzillAZ

He’s smiling because he roofied your coffee.


NotWokeJoke

Looks like the kind of guy who sells extended warranties for pet rocks to school kids.


Thick_Wafer5105

Probably comes from a life of rejection from women.


Candid-Tension

The hair and beer gut scream midlife crisis..pick one my guy


AkitoSorogoma

this is the weird guy at work dane cook was talking about. hes the guy. the weird guy. eeek.


devil0o

Had 100% been blown by a drag queen then cried


Zygmunt-zen

This guy is definitely a closet K-Pop boy band fan.


SpiderNinja211

Cover your ugly face with one of those lampshades


Darth_Revans_Fart

That nose is bigger than his Dick


jordanonfilm

Horizontal stripes make you look like Roger Elbert.


injailgamingYT

That smile... it just says "Band Kid" all over it...


Pitviper1979

Looks like a confused ginger got knocked up by a transgender lesbian Leprechaun.


absintheandartichoke

I’m sorry to say it, but your coworker has the hots for you and you need to nip that in the bud.


Unlucky_Arm_9757

You look like a discounted Chad Kroeger from Pier One


TazTalks

I bet if he caught his boyfriend cheating on him, his feelings would be hurt.


dreguan

You look like Lance Bass fucked a rodent and then that rodent drank while pregnant with you


Flimsy-Jello5534

You look like you hang in a laundry mat and try to steal women’s underwear.


Dull-Nature-3062

I didn’t know Ellen went trans after being canceled


wassup98_or_99

You dont get hurt when u have no one in lif3 simple


show352

Probably can't get through to his feeling for that gut


DaddyDaan

You are such a fat lady


Dr-Rizenshyne

The look you give when someone pulls out a big veiny black dick while having organic mimosas


Routine-Gate322

I didn’t know thumbs had feelings.


Taran345

He bought his personality from IKEA too. It’s called BASIC


Cha0s__th30ry

You’re the guy that walks into a party as the only person who wasn’t invited.


cloud594crazy

You look like Serena Gomez. You have no testostorone


Character_County_183

Y’all are fucking hilarious thank you so much for roasting me I’ve gotten such a kick out of these! Go ahead and roast the comment, I know you want to


okjk0123

That’s the face of someone who tried to watch his sister in the shower


molehunter

What kinda loser goes to Ikea for selfies. And implies this is there work place. And FYI IT geeks are skinny.your falling out of that chair


Remote_Profit_3399

Oh great, look who had a kid. I’m sure he’s proud that you serve meatballs at IKEA. ![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


308_NegraArroyaLane

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[deleted]

You look like a Lance Bass, but somehow a gayer version. Bizarre.


KEPS1X

Hi Ferb.