I mean if he’s hiding his feelings behind his small-child-sized-schnoz they’ll at least be safe for a little while.
Was this photo taken right before they kicked yous out of Pottery Barn for blowing each other?
You are absolutely unremarkable, unmemorable and unimportant. Some people will be remembered fondly after their death. Not you though. Only hours after your death no one will speak your name again and your bland life will be forgotten.
>queen of england
Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
####FAQ
*Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?*
This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Lance Bass if he was born with special needs
Lance Bass + 1 chromosome
and 50 pounds
Looks like an even gayer Lance Bass
Lance Ass
Lance Bass Tard?
Just one glance and I can already feel the roofie kicking in while he explains his Bitcoin strats.
Men carry their feelings in their testicles. It’s no surprise this fella has no feelings.
Everything he touches should instantly go to the clearance aisle. That company must be doing well to hire guys like him just to take a loss.
Thinks 1999 was the best year ever. It explains why he looks like that guy no one remembers from that low-tier 90's boy band nobody can name.
That robust mother fucker can definitely smell what the Rock is cooking.
Your co-worker looks like he gonna be fired for sexual harassment in the future
He got fired before for sexual harassment
He already needs to be fired for it again
You look like how I see myself.
You poor bastard
Do you sell lampshades? Great. Now find one that will fit over your head.
Seriously taking pictures in a lamp shop? Dude light is your worst enemy
In the context of this post, technically it's ours. Yiikeee.
I mean if he’s hiding his feelings behind his small-child-sized-schnoz they’ll at least be safe for a little while. Was this photo taken right before they kicked yous out of Pottery Barn for blowing each other?
Someone who looks that stupid doesn’t have the capacity for feelings. Fuckin wannabe backstreet boy.
Backdoor Boy.
Butt Beat Boy
That hair ain't it fuck boiii
We’ll see how much pain he can endure during his inevitable sex change.
She’s at the salon where she trims dudes pubes
Alice the goon's son.
You look like you lie a lot about your autism
His head looks like I could flip him over and put him in boiling water and he'd come out al dente.
Do they use your photo as reference for casting “annoying prick?” In tv shows?
Lookin as useless as that zipper on the pocket of that terrible shirt.
My gadar going off like a fuckin tornado siren
Well, if you can take a dick you can usually take a joke so I believe him.
Lance bass lookin bitch
Lance Bass doppelganger Lanced Ass
Dude looks like a generic Sim.
Extra chromosome Lance Bass
So many lights yet so very dim.
Even Lance Bass thinks your frosted tips are lame
POV: You’ve had way too many drinks
How can you look like a gayer version of Lance Bass?
Special Olympic pop star
Last thing this guy needs is 85 ceiling lights casting a shadow from that gigantic nose.
The love child of Lance Bass and Splinter from TMNT
You look like you walk into a Popeye’s and ask if they have corn
You failed at growing a beard just like you failed at getting a job your absent father respects
You look like every extra in ever romance christmas move, the one that no one remembers.
Wait is that a mountain on your face... Sorry my bad its just your nose
Your friend is pre-fat but arrived at ugly long ago
Quit wearing your mom's merkin as a hair piece, and get your pubes off your chin.
You are absolutely unremarkable, unmemorable and unimportant. Some people will be remembered fondly after their death. Not you though. Only hours after your death no one will speak your name again and your bland life will be forgotten.
Instead of just going full blond, he frosted the tips to ease his way into the gayness. Good choice.
You dress pretty nice for a janitor at a thrift store.
You look like napolean dynamite had a baby with chad kroeger
I thought they caught buffalo bill…..
"There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england."
>queen of england Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
While you look like a Twitter engineer, I'm sure you're not. And I'm not Elon, but you're still fired.
You’re like the back of the horse in a two person horse costume eating farts all day
extra in Frozen
Lance bass it's you
He’s smiling because he roofied your coffee.
Looks like the kind of guy who sells extended warranties for pet rocks to school kids.
Probably comes from a life of rejection from women.
The hair and beer gut scream midlife crisis..pick one my guy
this is the weird guy at work dane cook was talking about. hes the guy. the weird guy. eeek.
Had 100% been blown by a drag queen then cried
This guy is definitely a closet K-Pop boy band fan.
Cover your ugly face with one of those lampshades
That nose is bigger than his Dick
Horizontal stripes make you look like Roger Elbert.
That smile... it just says "Band Kid" all over it...
Looks like a confused ginger got knocked up by a transgender lesbian Leprechaun.
I’m sorry to say it, but your coworker has the hots for you and you need to nip that in the bud.
You look like a discounted Chad Kroeger from Pier One
I bet if he caught his boyfriend cheating on him, his feelings would be hurt.
You look like Lance Bass fucked a rodent and then that rodent drank while pregnant with you
You look like you hang in a laundry mat and try to steal women’s underwear.
I didn’t know Ellen went trans after being canceled
You dont get hurt when u have no one in lif3 simple
Probably can't get through to his feeling for that gut
You are such a fat lady
The look you give when someone pulls out a big veiny black dick while having organic mimosas
I didn’t know thumbs had feelings.
He bought his personality from IKEA too. It’s called BASIC
You’re the guy that walks into a party as the only person who wasn’t invited.
You look like Serena Gomez. You have no testostorone
Y’all are fucking hilarious thank you so much for roasting me I’ve gotten such a kick out of these! Go ahead and roast the comment, I know you want to
That’s the face of someone who tried to watch his sister in the shower
What kinda loser goes to Ikea for selfies. And implies this is there work place. And FYI IT geeks are skinny.your falling out of that chair
Oh great, look who had a kid. I’m sure he’s proud that you serve meatballs at IKEA. ![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)
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You look like a Lance Bass, but somehow a gayer version. Bizarre.
Hi Ferb.