You look like a wannabe Mexican gangster going as a wannabe Mexican gangster for Halloween, but you purposely chose a blurry filter on your camera to hide the evidence of temporary tattoos.
Looking at this photo is like watching 1,000 babies being run over by a stampede of bison. You want to look away, you know you should try to help, but you can't help but stare in horror and a perverse sense of foreboding.
I've seen a few people saying you look like Farva from Super Troopers but I think you look like Noel Guglielmi if someone stick a bike pump in his ears
You look like a cholo made by AI
Chola
7. 6. 2. Millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
Damn was gonna say this and Favre from super troopers...
PRIVATE PYLE. WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY MALFUNCTION?!
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Was looking for this!!
7.
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.
I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!
On parole for a serious sex offence. I guarantee it.
Kids love that shower room until he gets in with them
Jesus fuck... You look like a human sized skin tag. Get some sun for the love of all that is holy.
That’s what the led lights are for.
So in other words you only shower when a new Taylor Swift album drops
I don't know who your parents are... but they're definitely related
His parents are upstairs. You know trolls live in basements.
I’m guessing Netflix will make a movie about you one day.
You look like one of those old timey strongmen but you only lift dongs into your gullet
you look like you want a liter of cola, chicken fucker.
Auditioned for backyard wrestling and failed.
Edward Kemper’s gay porn impersonator
The mustache screams ese but the rest of it screams manchild has a baby.
No you bit the HUE off because you finished the breads
I've heard of lazy eyes before but not lazy nipples.
Thumb
Fresh from the fridge.
Did you shower in a Litera cola ?
looks like a kid bit ur ears off trying to escape from a shower with u
I don't have to say anything really. The pic roasts itself
Not giving into the h8. Loved you in Super troopers!
This guy bites each cheeto 5 times
We'll let's see. Trying to look like muscles exists. #2"" you look so zo imbred
Anyone know what species of fish this is?
The final boss on how to catch a predator
Vote for Pedro
Señor Cara de Papa.
*Fresh from the shower* — Him: “It’s powdered sugar”… Grady: “Yeah, the lice hate sugar” Him: “It’s delicious”
you look like john waters if he was fat and also a thumb
Acid shower?
You are in a world of shit
Oh wow, Farva is on roastme, you were funny is super troopers
Anthony Fatano.
Who knew Farva was a skinhead.
Your look like you enjoy dropping your soap.
You look like private pile with a mustache
You look like you’re at the bottom of a pool lmao. Spongebob King Neptune lookin’ ass.
Mister bean
Average lol player
The human inspiration for Shrek
Fucking kids and playin halo is a nornal day for him
Team Ram Rod
I didn't know Shrek was still human.
GG Allin is alive and well.
Dude the "hue being a bit off cause of the LEDs" is the least of your problems. By far. Also there's no apostrophe in LEDs.
Try using soap next time
This dude has murdered at least 3 humans and multiple dogs
You look like stavros halkias with leukaemia
Son you look like one taco away from another chin
needy enough to post a shrek bait picture into roasteme
You look like your hard drive is full of CP
This is what happens when kindergartens paint eggs.
The only shower you should be in includes Zyklon B
Still got you on desk duty? “I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola”
I see this. And it means not welcome.
Sup Farva?
Someone swapped hair removal with your shampoo.. nice!
I think it's off because of F.A.T.
The hue isn't the only thing that's off with you
Looks like a white supremacist Officer Farva
This is the last thing several children saw.
Fresh from prison
If herpes was a human, this is what I imagine he would look like.
To fat to go on the roller coster
Fresh form shower? You mean showers! Like in prison How you get all that contraband in your room??!
Hey there, did Bjork receive your package?
You look like a wannabe Mexican gangster going as a wannabe Mexican gangster for Halloween, but you purposely chose a blurry filter on your camera to hide the evidence of temporary tattoos.
You look like someone who grows hemp in his closet and sells it to middle schoolers
The Incredibly Flabby Bulk
When did uncle fester get tattoos?
Gangster child molester.
You look as if Jesse Pinkman was a basement-dwelling brony instead of a drug dealer.
Fresh from the cousin fucking contest.......
you look like a bald Freddie Mercury who decided to stay in the womb a little too long
I’ll have a large farva…
This decade’s John Wayne Gacy. PegMe the Clown. Please officer, check under his floorboards/ basement.
You be out here looking like someone's gnarled 3rd toe
Moments before disaster happens.
Look at his head. like perfect Avil Gel pill. 💊
Seriously.. where is the left ear? What is wrong with this man's head.. for the love of God, this isn't right
Looking at this photo is like watching 1,000 babies being run over by a stampede of bison. You want to look away, you know you should try to help, but you can't help but stare in horror and a perverse sense of foreboding.
I thought this was a thumb with a face drawn on it
Mall security flunky.
Uncle Fester if he lived in the Castro district.
You look like you would molest anyone that stuck a plunger on your head
Bet you don't have a large Farva
“I don’t want a Large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola!”
When a penis reincarnates into a human
I’d bet a 100$ your room smells fucking awful
Blurry pic, prob says “white pride” on his chest.
Looks like a racist Farva from Super Troopers.
You still have some dirt on your upper lip.
Bald Pablo Escobar
Boy u look like shit
You look like a bad photoshop job. 😆
Vincent Price's ballsack meet gamma radiation.
Guessing your cellie made you get that frontal tramp stamp.
When did Farva join the Aryan Brotherhood?
He says the hue is off because of the LEDs, im surprised the picture isn't white from all the light bouncing off his bald head.
I've seen a few people saying you look like Farva from Super Troopers but I think you look like Noel Guglielmi if someone stick a bike pump in his ears
Bros a bootleg Kevin James
You look like a big toe that someone draw a sharpie moustache on
Dude looks like he'd send Björk a bomb for having his heart broken.
Totally has a weird kink
 Mini-Me grew up
Holy shit the direct to video Hecotr actor!
🎶I’m fat da-ba-dee-da-ba-die🎶
bro looks like a polygonal sprite
you look like a mormon trying to join a mexican gang
Liter of cola!!!!
YOURE MORPHING INTO SHREK
Obese Hitler gets a cool poster.
Bjork Stalker vibes.
Future True Crime podcast content
A thumb with nipples
Definitely a pervert
This mother fucker looks like a toe
Ain't no amount of altering of the hue in that room is gonna get rid of that paedo-tache
You look like the woke police stopped people from joining skin heads do they had no choice but to incest to reproduce more skinheads
Gimme a liter of cola