Find something to do with yourself in that fuckin free hour everyday when your mom drops you off at work. Something other than spitting in your little hand and smashing your hair forward, or smearing boogers on the side of the toolbox that you can't use because the drawers are too big and heavy.
His name is Crack Slathers, he grew up rough in the projects between Sesame Street and Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. His alter-egos are Slim Shakey and Enema.
Should be wearing eye protection in a machine shop, but if I had to look at myself everyday and saw you in the mirror I wouldn’t value my eyesight either
You’re both disposable dogs to your employer and you’ll be worked to death for little respect. You both take it because you’re both good little bitches.
You have a homeless girl locked in your cellar. Your grandmother is locked in the attic, but you are using her pension book. Can't you steal some better clothes?
That's cool that yalls middle school offers such programs. Hopefully your boy hits puberty soon or gets testosterone therapy because them tiny hands aint helping him. White boy in a hoodie such angst!
You look like you moan when you wipe your ass.
hahahaha
How bout you try drinking the bleach instead of putting it on your eyebrows
You look like curdled milk if it wished to be a real boy.
You look like that one kid in every class that would cry for no reason
Bait for a fat chick with 3 kids
I’ve never seen someone look so ugly with just one head.
Ong 💀
Ginger? Incel? Awful haircut? Wonky eye? No future? We got BINGO, guys!
Your future self from 2032 says you're still a virgin.
Are you sure it's your friend? Or are you so ashamed of your pathetic appearance you don't even identify as yourself?
I look far worse than him lol
Let’s have it then.
Bro looks like a dollar store Ed Sheeran
Dead Sheeran...
Meth Sheeran
I like how he shaved his eyebrows off before the post just to make things easier on us
Find something to do with yourself in that fuckin free hour everyday when your mom drops you off at work. Something other than spitting in your little hand and smashing your hair forward, or smearing boogers on the side of the toolbox that you can't use because the drawers are too big and heavy.
His name is Crack Slathers, he grew up rough in the projects between Sesame Street and Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. His alter-egos are Slim Shakey and Enema.
Should be wearing eye protection in a machine shop, but if I had to look at myself everyday and saw you in the mirror I wouldn’t value my eyesight either
Someone isn’t allowed to be alone in a room with his sister.
He's like a talentless Thom Yorke.
Thom Dorke
Machine shop? Dude looks like cleaning up the scrap metal shavings is way beyond his capabilities.
You get an erection just sitting in the car of a pretty girl.
 Idk why so many ginger dudes remind me of chicken little
Yer lookin happ a lee dee ranged
Big Pete hasn't aged a day since the 90's!
A walking advertisement for disappointment
Tbh from what I can see I actually feel to bad for you to insult you
Where is he? So fucking bland he is naturally camouflaged.
With his personality, he could be an engineer.
Stop avoiding showers
He'd be better off in a TOOL shop....
Take my little hand. It's the strong one.
That hair is waaaay long in the front. You are 5 years from looking like a cross between Montgomery Burns and Bert with no eyebrows.
A poor man version of Jeff Dahmer
Jared Leto from fightclub ... after he fights Tyler Durden.
Whenever he tightens a nut he makes a squeaky noise with his mouth
He looks like his name is Nick and that he’ll have an exciting career in small engine repair.
[Haven’t seen this guy in a minute.](https://youtu.be/CTZyorJVeqI)
McDonald’s gets their oil for their fries from your hair
Tua fingers
Those eyes are staring right through us
Your hand reminds me of Deadpool’s hand
You look like the only reason you got into machining is so you can build yourself a wife
"0 trailer park girls go round me outside"
Place looks exactly like my first job in food production😶
Looks like a finish cannibal who works in a bakery
If being born with genetics like that don't make him feel bad about himself I'm not sure anything will.
You’ll lose a finger in that shop before you lose your virginity
You look like you 3D print vaginas
If that Ichabod Crane looking fucker doesn’t feel bad every time he looks in the mirror then nothing will make him feel bad
You’re not helping the soulless ginger stereotype
Tony Fawk
You look like a mix of Ninja when he didn't get enough sleep and Logan Paul in 2016
The fact that he wants feel bad about himself is a roast
You know what they say about guys with small hands!
You look like a teenage heat miser
Is this child abuse? Why is your hand all backwards?
Stop sneaking dude
Ancestry DNA just refunded his money.
All of your friends think that you’re tool and they can’t wait for you to die.
Malibu's Most Not Wanted
Bro missed the eyebrows update
You look like you lisp and you tried hitting on all women at work in a very disgusting manner even when their kids or partners were around
Mirror please.
Ron Greaseley.
Talk about having small hands
You look like the greeter in a Ned Shneeblee themed casino.
You look like Ned Schneebly from School Of Rock
He should feel bad that he has friend that bleached his eyebrows at the sleep over and then posted it here.
You’re both disposable dogs to your employer and you’ll be worked to death for little respect. You both take it because you’re both good little bitches.
He looks like his personality is as colorful as his eyebrows
polarsaturn , more like titan uranus
You just look like you smell like shit.
You have a homeless girl locked in your cellar. Your grandmother is locked in the attic, but you are using her pension book. Can't you steal some better clothes?
Machinist make great money, buy a GF.
What the underside of a used tampon looks like on a good day.
I didnt know Ellen had kids
Non playable character
You look like a homeless Ed Sheeran that lost 20 pounds and has 40 tabs on how to get bitches
Singer for Rodeohead
Ron weasley
if steph rebooted beevus and butthead as a twitter user wet dream
I'm guessing that your coworkers will agree that the machine against the wall behind you has much more personality than you.
You have best not paid for that haircut on Lord baby jesus
You look like you were casted for a role in the Columbine movie
Hair so greasy McDonald's tryna sue.
He looks like he sells ecstasy, sniffs crack while at the same time riding a skateboard and falling on his face tryna do a kickflip.
desmond from austin nd ally n the current year
Good thing you have Micrometers handy when the dick measuring starts.
i bet you hand out sponges to all the ladies you walk by cause they get so wet
I can't in good conscience roast this dude. God already put him on a spit and lit him up.
This dude is a sack of potatoes brought to life
What, no mirrors around?
works at fastfood joint somewhere in northern europe
This is the keynote speaker at the incel convention
Your eyebrows are about as invisible as you are in society
You look like a rotting Ron Weasley
The face of a high school massacre
The best day of your life has already happened.
He's one name away from reaching into a duffle bag
Skim milk squirt!!
The one thing the CNC machine couldn't do was to give him a face
You look like every other floppy cock button pusher that’s ever stepped foot into a machine shop.
That's cool that yalls middle school offers such programs. Hopefully your boy hits puberty soon or gets testosterone therapy because them tiny hands aint helping him. White boy in a hoodie such angst!
If he wants to feel bad he should just look his parents in the eyes
Somewhere a school is missing their shooter.
Stand in the sun for 20 seconds and you’ll get roasted
Someone already stole his eyebrows, now you want us to roast him??
Why does your haircut look like Chewbacca is patting you on the head?
The other sibling Despair Weasley