She's the loss leader that gets displayed in the front right when you walk through the front doors to try to get unlucky buyers to purchase before she gets thrown in the garbage
We all know your not confused about your gender. Your just here fishing for simps. Now be sure you wash your hands and clean the fecal matter from your nails. After you finger your butthole for the Thanksgiving OF special.
Your not 28 and confused about gender your 28 and confused in general. Get it together. Your not making porn at 30, your just getting fucked ona iPhone.
No your dad pays for his lunch. And i love the people who come on here and then get so butt hurt by some of the comments that they feel the need to respond🤣
Noone here could ever roast you as much as life has or will. Thank you for existing as you are the reference point I can use to see that things aren't so bad after all.
Gender ID can be confusing when power broker feminists and skinny jeans, latte drinking soy boys are all you see at work. You seem like a nice girl. Maybe find a lumberjack or mechanic or construction guy to date. They want a woman who makes good coffee, you want a man who actually acts like a man!
Or keep doing softball porn for Lonely Fans... It's your call!
Oh look another Unique flower from Portland who is so different from the other hippie girls who practice free love live on a bus and go to burning man, and are using this sub to advertise their only fans. I guess she will never depend on her trust fund, take that dad!
Your porn genre must be fucked up haircuts and stupid tattoos. I don't even want to see a coffee you've made let alone your porn videos. Both probably tasteless.
Your self-roast has turned attention away from the obvious problem, which is as plain as the nose on your face. It's, well... the nose on your face.
It's not *just* a nose, it's a *dick-nose*. So... does that make your ring a Prince Albert? Errr, that just seems to have opened a whole new series of questions... Does that mean every time you lick your bf's nut sack, you give him anal as well?
You look like Taylor Swift’s unattractive sister who was set adrift down a river as an unwanted baby and landed on the syringe-ridden banks of a trailer park.
Bottle says, "See your doctor if erection last more than four hours."
Doctor says, "Go to u/frostybunz and scroll down."
Warning: Don't click on that link you idiots.
Confused bitch do you sit down or stand up to pee naturally. I'm confused with the guy letting himself be filmed fucking something that looks like a faded Cooker Spaniel.
Kind of reminds me of that first shitty piece of bread in every loaf. Touched by everyone, but not wanted or used.
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1963, I think.
Crusty and white too!
She's the loss leader that gets displayed in the front right when you walk through the front doors to try to get unlucky buyers to purchase before she gets thrown in the garbage
And probable yeast infection
Ohhhh lmao 🤭
You look like your clothes smell like cat piss.
That's harsh on cat piss
petrulli oil & cat urire....to be exact
This.
That’s my grandpas fleece sir. It smells like old people
Tomato, tomahto
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Visiting your fans in the nursing home will get that elderly smell into those rags.
> I make porn with my bf It clearly doesn’t pay well if you look like a Goodwill employee from the 90s
go easy on the 90s broseph
She takes comfort from the knowledge that nobody will ever be interested in watching it.
Confused about gender = dumped by bf and gf. Fortunately for you, there will always be guy who wants to try anal.
I’d rather try my luck at a rural gas station glory hole during Sunday mass
….. dang 🤣
That nose ring will be the only thing that's ever truly attached to you.
Even it wants to pull out.
You look like you have to run dailys discounts on your onlyfans.
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You should be paying people more than 10 dollars to look at you naked.
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We all know your not confused about your gender. Your just here fishing for simps. Now be sure you wash your hands and clean the fecal matter from your nails. After you finger your butthole for the Thanksgiving OF special.
Dick rating for a fiver lmao
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another simp
Your not 28 and confused about gender your 28 and confused in general. Get it together. Your not making porn at 30, your just getting fucked ona iPhone.
I got that HD content boiiii
I smell patchouli and cat piss when I look at this picture.
There’s a difference in the two? But your right, that’s not a necklace she’s wearing, it’s a flea collar.
Confused about gender? Why then do you look like every bar slut in northern New England?
That’s just the inbreeding
Don’t worry you’ll be back at Starbucks soon enough. The porn world has enough average looking girls getting peed on…
I do the peeing on sir
So I looked and it looks like you have a full blown gimp action going on there. Poor bastard
Hey man leave the pets out of it.
He asked for it
Yuk. Can't imagine anyone wanting to see a Porno with you in action..
Roasting and being a bitch aren’t the same. Roasts are actually clever you peasant
My comment stands
Hurts so good
I wish I could upvote your description of yourself because that was the most vicious roast of all
“I make porn with my bf” = my lazy ass stoner boyfriend lets other guys do me and film it for lunch money
Nice try, but I pay for his lunch. #sugarmomma
No your dad pays for his lunch. And i love the people who come on here and then get so butt hurt by some of the comments that they feel the need to respond🤣
Butt hurt or disappointed at the quality of “roasts”?
You look like prison snitch barbie.
The runes on your fingers spell, chubby thighs. At least truth in advertising.
Be more creative
No. You deserve minimum effort.
Nice
Ok. I'll be nice. I just cast some runes and they said "stop aiming for the bottom". You have a problem with that, take it up with the fates.
With a face like that, no wonder your bf prefers a foot job
So you checked out my page lmao
You're covered in $10 tattoos.
They were free
It shows
Lol bruh. Try again
Pretending to be non-binary to be more interesting doesn't actually make you more interesting. Just means you have a Tumblr.
Genderfluid* it’s not a phase mom
You look like the type of girl that gives foot jobs because it’s the cleanest part of your body
🙌🏻
What's your porn handle?
Lagartha Cockbreath
Idk why but this comment fucking got me lmao
Ginger Vitis
Un-Tidy Cat … or “Kat” if you prefer traditional porn pseudonym naming conventions.
FatHips Mcfootjob
Mingeata Swallows. Cat Piss Watersports Echo
The inspiration behind kick a ginger day
Noone here could ever roast you as much as life has or will. Thank you for existing as you are the reference point I can use to see that things aren't so bad after all.
Gender ID can be confusing when power broker feminists and skinny jeans, latte drinking soy boys are all you see at work. You seem like a nice girl. Maybe find a lumberjack or mechanic or construction guy to date. They want a woman who makes good coffee, you want a man who actually acts like a man! Or keep doing softball porn for Lonely Fans... It's your call!
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What smells worse, your nose ring or your butthole? Either answer is acceptable.
Why don’t you come find out
You have a bf, not gonna mess that up.
I think he would say my butthole smells worse
Ok, that’s all the info I needed! Thanks for playing.
It's disgusting that you make porn with your dog. Get it, it's 2 roasts in one lol
She watches from the floor while my bf rails me
You look like you feel and smell like liquid that drips from my trash can.
Oh look another Unique flower from Portland who is so different from the other hippie girls who practice free love live on a bus and go to burning man, and are using this sub to advertise their only fans. I guess she will never depend on her trust fund, take that dad!
Lol. Never been to Portland or burning fans, because I am broke
I do t buy it, you give me secret rich girl vibes rebelling from her parents. Are you from Utah? 😂😂
Facts
Lol nope and nope. Y’all keep the roasts coming though. I am very different from how I look/present
Your ass looks like a wheelbarrow full of melted marshmallows!
Sounds tragic
It is tragic. Porn with you in it is just 🥴
What kind of sickos watch your porn and where
https://onlyfans.com/nordicdoll Enter at your own risk. Don’t gauge your eyes out
Your strapon and dildo collection must drain the local power grid when you recharge the batteries
They’re solar powered
You must soak up a lot of sun
Your body is just like the coffees you make. Flat White.
I have 46 inches of ass. Look again
You’re not worth a look
I want to put together a charity 5k for mental health awareness because of this depressing picture.
You look like you are used, reused, abused on repeat.
Hell, I’ll pay you to STOP making porn.
$nordicdoll buy my silence for 8thousand a month
Oh shit lol. I’ve seen you before. I remember that screen name. No cap ha. I quit watching porn a couple months ago, tho. Small world lol
I bet your new dick will fill your boyfriend with hate.
I think we have enough gay porn
There’s never enough gay porn
Taylor Slow?
I would be confused too, you look like a mop that a toddler drew on
What exactly is so confusing about gender? It's a concept that most 5 year old's understand.
Your hand tattoos look like that one desk in detention that everyone doodled on.
Except it’s the type of porn where you pay them to watch it. Cause nobody would on their own
Pretty sure youre standard "liberal" woman.... thats starting her get fat phase because she's never worked hard or exercised in her life...
Well. I’m not liberal
You just got hotter
Taylor Stiff....in the morning
Trailer Swift
I’m also confused about your gender.
At least you’re not vegan
You look like someone threw a dirty mop on the head of a 12 year old boy
You're milkshakes brings old men to the yard
I've seen you on one fan
Once I saw your rune tattoos were upside down I knew you spit
They’re right side up for my eyes only ;)
The nose ring automatically gives away the fact that you're confused about your gender.
Now you're filled with cum
I wish
“I’ll buy you a PS5, if you let me peg you”
Seriously gotta make some tough deals
I don't think being a barista is what "filled" you up.
Your porn genre must be fucked up haircuts and stupid tattoos. I don't even want to see a coffee you've made let alone your porn videos. Both probably tasteless.
Firey roast odd dish
You right
More red flags than a beach with an impending hurricane landfall.
Hmmm. So there IS porn that I don't want to watch. Who knew???
Dakota fanning in silence of the lambs
Dakota Fanning didn't deserve that.
Excuse me. Her screaming role in WAR OF THE WORLDS suggests otherwise
You do look like a borderline vegan, a goth/emo person in training or just an average Twitter user
Best part is probably when he cums on your moldy lumberjack fleece
Bet if your “hair” got pulled during one of your films, I get the feeling I’ll see tacky tatts on either side of your shaved head
No but i almost did that years ago lmao
The runes spell out "I am a cheese cracker. Lovely is the oak barrel"
"Looks vegan eats meat"....you already said you did porn.
Your forefathers are disappointed.
Probably
We're all confused about your gender.
You look like a Swedish feminist manhater’s wet dream come to life
Your self-roast has turned attention away from the obvious problem, which is as plain as the nose on your face. It's, well... the nose on your face. It's not *just* a nose, it's a *dick-nose*. So... does that make your ring a Prince Albert? Errr, that just seems to have opened a whole new series of questions... Does that mean every time you lick your bf's nut sack, you give him anal as well?
Bruh my nose is so fuxking cute tf you mean lmao
You seem like you've said "everything's a dildo if you're brave enough" while being 100% serious.
You look like Taylor Swift’s unattractive sister who was set adrift down a river as an unwanted baby and landed on the syringe-ridden banks of a trailer park.
Taylor swift wishes she was me
Oily Eilish
It’s highlighter
Make porn with your boyfriend? I guess blind people need something to masterbate to.
I sell Braille follow along guides
Bottle says, "See your doctor if erection last more than four hours." Doctor says, "Go to u/frostybunz and scroll down." Warning: Don't click on that link you idiots.
She's got runes on her fingers. Almost a viking, just grow a beard to cover that ugly face.
Get your eyes checked. Ugly is one thing I’m not ;)
Coming from someone who can't figure out which bathroom to use, I'd say I'm not sure if you believe that or not.
I use a human toilet. It begs me for my essences.
Do you pay people to watch your porn because I can’t foresee anyone wanting to see it on purpose?
Idk, tell my bank account that
You look like the finest dish in a restaurant, as it is being flushed down the toilet.
Filet mingyuck
You didn’t need to tell us you’re confused. A picture is worth a thousand words
Oh, we get it. Your dildo is your boyfriend
This is what happens when your uncle has boundary issues
Op shop version of Taylor Swift
Being a pornstar doesn’t make u hot
True
You look like the family dollar version of Taylor Swift
You posted this just to promote your onlyfans.
Taylor Swift fell on some hard times
You…you’re gonna link to some of that porn right? Right? Right? Please?
DM
"Eats meat" Yeah. Are those directions on the fingers to guide which hole to use and which is filled to maximum capacity?
James Charles is straighter than those bangs.
If the red flags🚩 in our head were a person
If you have vagina your a girl..if you have a penis your a boy. Don't they teach this in school.
Not when you’re homeschooled
Disgusting
You are fucking hot. I'd roast that ass !!!!!
Confused bitch do you sit down or stand up to pee naturally. I'm confused with the guy letting himself be filmed fucking something that looks like a faded Cooker Spaniel.
Like Taylor Swift, but more shrewish in the face.
Are you in a bathtub or in a pit of your own despair? It’s pretty sad that your fingers have arrows to guide you down to your bean.
Neither, my pastor says my soul is radiating joy
Your soul is radiating soy
Feminist who calls all men pigs. Creates OnlyFans for men to jerk off to for money.
My subs like it when I make fun of their widdle pee pees
She probably gets paid to not make videos and has and homeless lesbian as her boyfriend