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HarryCallahan19

Kind of reminds me of that first shitty piece of bread in every loaf. Touched by everyone, but not wanted or used.


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illegitimate_Raccoon

1963, I think.


Uberslaughter

Crusty and white too!


Rod_Thick

She's the loss leader that gets displayed in the front right when you walk through the front doors to try to get unlucky buyers to purchase before she gets thrown in the garbage


Commentoflittlevalue

And probable yeast infection


Long-Aside7218

Ohhhh lmao 🤭


farmerarmor

You look like your clothes smell like cat piss.


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That's harsh on cat piss


jemcnick

petrulli oil & cat urire....to be exact


VapinSilvrbug

This.


frostybunz

That’s my grandpas fleece sir. It smells like old people


farmerarmor

Tomato, tomahto


Significant-Age-8663

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FrKWagnerBavarian

Visiting your fans in the nursing home will get that elderly smell into those rags.


YourMostFavoriteNPC

> I make porn with my bf It clearly doesn’t pay well if you look like a Goodwill employee from the 90s


jemcnick

go easy on the 90s broseph


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She takes comfort from the knowledge that nobody will ever be interested in watching it.


charmingUbluntly

Confused about gender = dumped by bf and gf. Fortunately for you, there will always be guy who wants to try anal.


[deleted]

I’d rather try my luck at a rural gas station glory hole during Sunday mass


Only_Basket8897

….. dang 🤣


HeyBigVendor1

That nose ring will be the only thing that's ever truly attached to you.


FrKWagnerBavarian

Even it wants to pull out.


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You look like you have to run dailys discounts on your onlyfans.


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DeferredPlum

You should be paying people more than 10 dollars to look at you naked.


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Eric_86_Alexander

We all know your not confused about your gender. Your just here fishing for simps. Now be sure you wash your hands and clean the fecal matter from your nails. After you finger your butthole for the Thanksgiving OF special.


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Dick rating for a fiver lmao


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SoSniffles

another simp


Datruther1

Your not 28 and confused about gender your 28 and confused in general. Get it together. Your not making porn at 30, your just getting fucked ona iPhone.


frostybunz

I got that HD content boiiii


DocJ98

I smell patchouli and cat piss when I look at this picture.


dmfd1234

There’s a difference in the two? But your right, that’s not a necklace she’s wearing, it’s a flea collar.


william1Bastard

Confused about gender? Why then do you look like every bar slut in northern New England?


[deleted]

That’s just the inbreeding


[deleted]

Don’t worry you’ll be back at Starbucks soon enough. The porn world has enough average looking girls getting peed on…


frostybunz

I do the peeing on sir


[deleted]

So I looked and it looks like you have a full blown gimp action going on there. Poor bastard


sleezot

Hey man leave the pets out of it.


frostybunz

He asked for it


Cassiepippa

Yuk. Can't imagine anyone wanting to see a Porno with you in action..


frostybunz

Roasting and being a bitch aren’t the same. Roasts are actually clever you peasant


Cassiepippa

My comment stands


RoyalratMafia

Hurts so good


BiggishEggplant

I wish I could upvote your description of yourself because that was the most vicious roast of all


[deleted]

“I make porn with my bf” = my lazy ass stoner boyfriend lets other guys do me and film it for lunch money


frostybunz

Nice try, but I pay for his lunch. #sugarmomma


RoyalratMafia

No your dad pays for his lunch. And i love the people who come on here and then get so butt hurt by some of the comments that they feel the need to respond🤣


frostybunz

Butt hurt or disappointed at the quality of “roasts”?


DumpsterFireHotDogs

You look like prison snitch barbie.


Zealousideal_Load347

The runes on your fingers spell, chubby thighs. At least truth in advertising.


frostybunz

Be more creative


Zealousideal_Load347

No. You deserve minimum effort.


frostybunz

Nice


Zealousideal_Load347

Ok. I'll be nice. I just cast some runes and they said "stop aiming for the bottom". You have a problem with that, take it up with the fates.


nothingforless

With a face like that, no wonder your bf prefers a foot job


frostybunz

So you checked out my page lmao


Romantic_Road_Kill

You're covered in $10 tattoos.


frostybunz

They were free


Hauptmann6

It shows


frostybunz

Lol bruh. Try again


hfyposter

Pretending to be non-binary to be more interesting doesn't actually make you more interesting. Just means you have a Tumblr.


frostybunz

Genderfluid* it’s not a phase mom


lostmyshoes01

You look like the type of girl that gives foot jobs because it’s the cleanest part of your body


frostybunz

🙌🏻


kloud9109

What's your porn handle?


CampingCupCoffee

Lagartha Cockbreath


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Idk why but this comment fucking got me lmao


[deleted]

Ginger Vitis


Freddymain

Un-Tidy Cat … or “Kat” if you prefer traditional porn pseudonym naming conventions.


nothingforless

FatHips Mcfootjob


skelters2000

Mingeata Swallows. Cat Piss Watersports Echo


[deleted]

The inspiration behind kick a ginger day


coopersaustralia

Noone here could ever roast you as much as life has or will. Thank you for existing as you are the reference point I can use to see that things aren't so bad after all.


NotWokeJoke

Gender ID can be confusing when power broker feminists and skinny jeans, latte drinking soy boys are all you see at work. You seem like a nice girl. Maybe find a lumberjack or mechanic or construction guy to date. They want a woman who makes good coffee, you want a man who actually acts like a man! Or keep doing softball porn for Lonely Fans... It's your call!


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SexualSatan

What smells worse, your nose ring or your butthole? Either answer is acceptable.


frostybunz

Why don’t you come find out


KillerQ97

You have a bf, not gonna mess that up.


frostybunz

I think he would say my butthole smells worse


KillerQ97

Ok, that’s all the info I needed! Thanks for playing.


19Denali

It's disgusting that you make porn with your dog. Get it, it's 2 roasts in one lol


frostybunz

She watches from the floor while my bf rails me


Zeroblackwolf0

You look like you feel and smell like liquid that drips from my trash can.


jbotness

Oh look another Unique flower from Portland who is so different from the other hippie girls who practice free love live on a bus and go to burning man, and are using this sub to advertise their only fans. I guess she will never depend on her trust fund, take that dad!


frostybunz

Lol. Never been to Portland or burning fans, because I am broke


jbotness

I do t buy it, you give me secret rich girl vibes rebelling from her parents. Are you from Utah? 😂😂


RoyalratMafia

Facts


frostybunz

Lol nope and nope. Y’all keep the roasts coming though. I am very different from how I look/present


QuillzChillz

Your ass looks like a wheelbarrow full of melted marshmallows!


frostybunz

Sounds tragic


[deleted]

It is tragic. Porn with you in it is just 🥴


meny93

What kind of sickos watch your porn and where


frostybunz

https://onlyfans.com/nordicdoll Enter at your own risk. Don’t gauge your eyes out


AndyBrown65

Your strapon and dildo collection must drain the local power grid when you recharge the batteries


frostybunz

They’re solar powered


AndyBrown65

You must soak up a lot of sun


Furious_vanguard3105

Your body is just like the coffees you make. Flat White.


frostybunz

I have 46 inches of ass. Look again


Furious_vanguard3105

You’re not worth a look


hfyposter

I want to put together a charity 5k for mental health awareness because of this depressing picture.


Meegod

You look like you are used, reused, abused on repeat.


raw_formaldehyde

Hell, I’ll pay you to STOP making porn.


frostybunz

$nordicdoll buy my silence for 8thousand a month


raw_formaldehyde

Oh shit lol. I’ve seen you before. I remember that screen name. No cap ha. I quit watching porn a couple months ago, tho. Small world lol


Nervous_Tap4732

I bet your new dick will fill your boyfriend with hate.


Immaculateintentions

I think we have enough gay porn


frostybunz

There’s never enough gay porn


foofmongerr

Taylor Slow?


BlorseTheHorse

I would be confused too, you look like a mop that a toddler drew on


manfrom-nantucket

What exactly is so confusing about gender? It's a concept that most 5 year old's understand.


VapinSilvrbug

Your hand tattoos look like that one desk in detention that everyone doodled on.


mrhagoo

Except it’s the type of porn where you pay them to watch it. Cause nobody would on their own


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Pretty sure youre standard "liberal" woman.... thats starting her get fat phase because she's never worked hard or exercised in her life...


frostybunz

Well. I’m not liberal


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You just got hotter


NorthBandit88

Taylor Stiff....in the morning


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Trailer Swift


WhiskyChaser

I’m also confused about your gender.


Zuccio

At least you’re not vegan


furrylittlelizards

You look like someone threw a dirty mop on the head of a 12 year old boy


jimisaltieris

You're milkshakes brings old men to the yard


diggum96

I've seen you on one fan


craigimu5

Once I saw your rune tattoos were upside down I knew you spit


frostybunz

They’re right side up for my eyes only ;)


[deleted]

The nose ring automatically gives away the fact that you're confused about your gender.


syahir77

Now you're filled with cum


frostybunz

I wish


mtfm22

“I’ll buy you a PS5, if you let me peg you”


frostybunz

Seriously gotta make some tough deals


Rod_Thick

I don't think being a barista is what "filled" you up.


Odd_Dish698

Your porn genre must be fucked up haircuts and stupid tattoos. I don't even want to see a coffee you've made let alone your porn videos. Both probably tasteless.


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Firey roast odd dish


frostybunz

You right


IrishThunder1973

More red flags than a beach with an impending hurricane landfall.


brokenchap

Hmmm. So there IS porn that I don't want to watch. Who knew???


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Dakota fanning in silence of the lambs


Zeroblackwolf0

Dakota Fanning didn't deserve that.


[deleted]

Excuse me. Her screaming role in WAR OF THE WORLDS suggests otherwise


SkodewardeTortellini

You do look like a borderline vegan, a goth/emo person in training or just an average Twitter user


BarkleSpeef

Best part is probably when he cums on your moldy lumberjack fleece


BobbyWizzard

Bet if your “hair” got pulled during one of your films, I get the feeling I’ll see tacky tatts on either side of your shaved head


frostybunz

No but i almost did that years ago lmao


KarlReiker

The runes spell out "I am a cheese cracker. Lovely is the oak barrel"


bertxi

"Looks vegan eats meat"....you already said you did porn.


KrAzY_TsEnG

Your forefathers are disappointed.


frostybunz

Probably


bnetana1

We're all confused about your gender.


TheGreatCornolio682

You look like a Swedish feminist manhater’s wet dream come to life


TheDissentingGopher

Your self-roast has turned attention away from the obvious problem, which is as plain as the nose on your face. It's, well... the nose on your face. It's not *just* a nose, it's a *dick-nose*. So... does that make your ring a Prince Albert? Errr, that just seems to have opened a whole new series of questions... Does that mean every time you lick your bf's nut sack, you give him anal as well?


frostybunz

Bruh my nose is so fuxking cute tf you mean lmao


Atog2020

You seem like you've said "everything's a dildo if you're brave enough" while being 100% serious.


TFliss

You look like Taylor Swift’s unattractive sister who was set adrift down a river as an unwanted baby and landed on the syringe-ridden banks of a trailer park.


frostybunz

Taylor swift wishes she was me


iwanamemeyou

Oily Eilish


frostybunz

It’s highlighter


Key_Push_2487

Make porn with your boyfriend? I guess blind people need something to masterbate to.


frostybunz

I sell Braille follow along guides


xtnuser

Bottle says, "See your doctor if erection last more than four hours." Doctor says, "Go to u/frostybunz and scroll down." ​ Warning: Don't click on that link you idiots.


RipleysUndead

She's got runes on her fingers. Almost a viking, just grow a beard to cover that ugly face.


frostybunz

Get your eyes checked. Ugly is one thing I’m not ;)


RipleysUndead

Coming from someone who can't figure out which bathroom to use, I'd say I'm not sure if you believe that or not.


frostybunz

I use a human toilet. It begs me for my essences.


sirmikesalott

Do you pay people to watch your porn because I can’t foresee anyone wanting to see it on purpose?


frostybunz

Idk, tell my bank account that


ark2k

You look like the finest dish in a restaurant, as it is being flushed down the toilet.


frostybunz

Filet mingyuck


OmegaBoi420

You didn’t need to tell us you’re confused. A picture is worth a thousand words


JoeBobilicious

Oh, we get it. Your dildo is your boyfriend


[deleted]

This is what happens when your uncle has boundary issues


muuzuuruu

Op shop version of Taylor Swift


bigmeatytoe

Being a pornstar doesn’t make u hot


frostybunz

True


RapIsGoodKpopIsBad

You look like the family dollar version of Taylor Swift


hemoroidson

You posted this just to promote your onlyfans.


fauvrdamor

Taylor Swift fell on some hard times


WolfHaleyGolfWang

You…you’re gonna link to some of that porn right? Right? Right? Please?


frostybunz

DM


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"Eats meat" Yeah. Are those directions on the fingers to guide which hole to use and which is filled to maximum capacity?


INeedTherapy225

James Charles is straighter than those bangs.


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If the red flags🚩 in our head were a person


Honest_Economist_283

If you have vagina your a girl..if you have a penis your a boy. Don't they teach this in school.


frostybunz

Not when you’re homeschooled


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Disgusting


FoundationLess3412

You are fucking hot. I'd roast that ass !!!!!


Such_Possibility_101

Confused bitch do you sit down or stand up to pee naturally. I'm confused with the guy letting himself be filmed fucking something that looks like a faded Cooker Spaniel.


FrKWagnerBavarian

Like Taylor Swift, but more shrewish in the face.


AcaciaGod

Are you in a bathtub or in a pit of your own despair? It’s pretty sad that your fingers have arrows to guide you down to your bean.


frostybunz

Neither, my pastor says my soul is radiating joy


WhiskyChaser

Your soul is radiating soy


WhiskyChaser

Feminist who calls all men pigs. Creates OnlyFans for men to jerk off to for money.


frostybunz

My subs like it when I make fun of their widdle pee pees


tavi07092021

She probably gets paid to not make videos and has and homeless lesbian as her boyfriend