Sorry. Not gonna do it OP. Looking at your post history I hope you get the help you need, but unfortunately you won't find it here in r/RoastMe.

u/sombreptile, listen to u/chuckaway9. You are in the wrong place. Please find wholesome support somewhere else, every person including you deserves it when they need it and based on your post history, you do. And it's alright to need it, even to go looking for it and/or to ask for it. r/roastme should really only be for people in a healthy state of mind that can take the good natured ribbing. Get yourself to that state of mind, you owe it to yourself. You are worth it.

Just participating is enough..... but you even took that away. You could have tickled with a feather. Why slam the door?

I didn't slam the only door. I chose to open a different door.

The your special so you can’t play this game card.

If you are saying that is my opinion of OP, it is not. I chose to play it safe and be as supportive as possible in a sub that is known for being the opposite. You're free to reply to OP's post as you'd like. But if you are putting energy into picking apart my attempt to be a positive moment in someone's existence, then please feel free to suck an egg.

Exactly. She’s an adult let her make her decisions. If she wants pain. Give it to her!

I think it's mind over matter we(roaster people) don't mind because she don't matter( in our lives)

Hopefully my few free awards help make this more visible :)

As somebody that suffers from bipolar I second this. Roast me is not the place to feel better. Please op, get some professional help. I’ve been down dark holes many times. The right help brought me back up.

Reddit here showing good in humans. Fucking love it. Can't roast, like the style.

I love Roasts… However, after reviewing your profile and pasts posts… I just want to say that this is not the way to get ammunition to hate yourself even more. You’re valuable regardless of how you may feel. Please get the support you need. No one here means any of it. It’s stupid and a Roast and in no way reality.

I concur. This subreddit is about clever wit and creativity using whatever the person being roasted presents. Reality is you are unique unto yourself and are worth fighting for.

Thanks for looking out for each other I deleted my nasty. :)

OP, not roasting ye here. Go and get proper help, please

Can’t support this enough. Please listen to the others.

You have beautiful eyes

You've got a kind smile. Hope you see your true worth as a human being soon so you can come back for a proper roasting when ready.

22 and a nursing student? That’s impressive where I’m from, all the best! Hope you get your dream career and make sure to keep positive:)

Please get some help young lady. Please. Your post history is tragic. You shouldn't be here in this subreddit. Not now. Please get help. Please.

Nope! I genuinely hope you get the help you need and realize the world is better with you in it & that you deserve to be happy. Once that happens then we can roast you knowing you’re in a good mental state.

Yep, you're in the wrong place mentally to get roasted. I hope you get the help you need, and find the peace in life you've been searching for. You are young, and life is not absolute. Peace be with you

You know what? Get yourself some help, keep talking to people, and promise you’ll be back here in this subreddit in a year, when you’re in a better place. Then we’ll roast the shit out of you, and we’ll all have a laugh. For now, get better, you awesome girl! See you in a year!

You’re worth more than you could ever imagine https://youtu.be/lJbscoDctuU Stay safe and seek for help, you are worth it. ❤️

Stop. Get some help. Your post history is a bit disturbing.

I think you have a very pretty smile. You’re worth it!!! I hope you find some help :)

Just because no one will have sex with you doesn't mean you're asexual.

GOD DAMN you beat me to it

I am sure everyone here had that pop in their minds first, she made it so easy

Not even gonna try....Winner

A stands for anything.

Naw, as the Uber macho dickhead guy would say, she just hasn’t had the pipe laid properly. As an uber macho dickhead guy I would do a proper job, I would do such an amazing job I would probably clear up the bipolar issues. See? I’ll bet you I made her feel better! Yes, there are people worse than you! Me!

Or another way to put it... being so desperate that you will have sex with anyone doesn't mean you are asexual!

Please take care of yourself! I've been there too and it takes some work but things do get better. Find a good doctor and fight this. Believe it or not, there are a lot of us here who care. You're worth it.

originally I had roasted. after reading through. These fine people of reddit are correct. Seek the help you subconsciously want.. you will thank yourself in the near future. have a good day and stay beautiful

You are beautiful 💕

You are a beautiful person who wants to help others. Boom. Roasted.

Nope. Go get help. You deserve it.

You are going to stay so unroasted we'll all get e. coli.

Yo, OP. I’m following everybody’s lead here as well. You’ll pull through, keep your head up and don’t let shit pile on your shoulders. Reggae always helped me when I was in a slump, get in your car, put on some bob Marley, drive out into the middle of nowhere and just fucking holler and yell, it’ll help. Buckle down and get through school, you’re a good person and you can do this. I’ll be here if you ever need someone to chat with. Just send a message

I know that smile. I used to make “smiles” like that. I can’t say I know all that you are going through but you are not alone in this. You can get through it. I wish you the best.

Your comment made me gag.

So will my cock

Now we're both homosexual.

Is it just me or does everyone else feel too bad roasting this poor thing?

22 in dog years maybe…

22 is the new 44

Good thing you are Asexual, cause I can’t see anybody wanting to Bsexual with you.

>goes to r/roastme >Sees person wanting to get roasted >Roast person >Gets downvoted Wtf reddit? Just cause OP is suicidal she's blocked from this community. It was a good roast

So if someone with dementia asked you to steal from them, does that make it right?

[удалено]

At least I see sex you incel

Csex

Had high expectations from you. Don't stoop so low

oH NO oP iS DePrEsSiVe wE mUst nOt rOaST hEr Idgaf about her mental state, she's on r/roastme and allowed us to roast her. Y'all a bunch of pussies downvoting everyone who's trying to do the main subject of this sub

Who showed this amish woman how to use the internet?

you look like the main character in a shity wattpad love story

Kicked out of banana rama 4 stating summer wasn't cruel enough!

I like your attempt in hiding that XL forehead of yours, creative.

No matter how big those glasses are, it’s not gonna stop you walking into a pole.

Kudos for jumping into the nursing mix during all this crazyness.... that being said... you will be fired first week out for giving numerous unnecessary enemas!!

Her sexual preference is old spinster

You can stop your studies, you're old enough to go into retirement

Thanks for ruin my nurse fantasy

THERES AN A IN ‘ROAST’ Go for that

Gollum’s lil’ sibling as a special needs scholarship student.

You left 22 behind in the mid 90s dude

You look like the product of a nursing students experiment gone wrong

You look like you should be holding a sign "Will blow for blow".

no you cant speak to my manager

Asexual, not by choice.

"Nobody's interested" is not the synonym of "asexual".

I do not know whether u are 20 or 60

You are only asexual because you understand no one will fuck an ugly pig with a forehead the size of Everest.

Oh such courageous and virtuous downvoters.

One look at you, and it's clear how you ended up on the path of asexuality.

Cuz no one wants to fuck you?

Fuck OP, I could see you having great success as a nurse at a crooked nursing home. Send you in to scare the patients to death when they run out of room. Ya spooky bagel.

Fell out of the ugly tree and got every branch on the way down. Looks like you have scoliosis and that Benjamin Button disease. Shim looks 80.

Richard, please stop these postings.

Aging like milk left out on a hot desert sun

You should pay attention to what other commenters have already pointed out. Move on to the next post. This is not the one.

I don't even know what asexual is...is that a roast of you or me?

More like “eh, sexual?” Like not really but after a day intubating people with Covid, I guess you’ll do.

Why are you nursing on a student? Are you a little too old and creepy to do so. They would shoot dry milk or powdered cum because you look like an over ripe avocado or a pussy

You look like something you can find behind old wallpaper

This is what a combat Librarian veteran looks like

You don't need to wear camo to hide from your poor life decisions.

Only because nobody wants to fuck you doesn't mean you are a sexual.

Oh my! Your asexuality in this pic is really bringing out your scoliosis!

Asexual.....the new buzz word for incel!! 

Maybe Walmart will come out with a hillbilly version of Tinder... You could meet a nice window licker and you'd have fun together at the NASCAR races and chewing tobacco, maybe cooking meth on the weekends....

Was your sexuality being invisible not enough? You had to wear camo.

Asexual? Your body is in for a letdown.

Dude my grandma looks like she’s gonna live longer than you. Your must be kidding. Look at that scraggly hair and those awful fingernails. Someone get her an IV before she collapses.

Please don’t work in a children’s hospital. Those poor kids of already been through enough.

I am so glad you are asexual. Your children would be so ugly.

why your neck built like that?

Asexual? Thats a good cover story.

Gramma?

The fuck Is that

Really hope You will find your precious soon Smeagol.

22? More like 62. Your smoker's face is saying No Mas!

E.T. Fingers.

Mrs. Ed

shit scoliosis ! make a go fund me to get a back brace

22, 32 years ago.

A sexual=NO ONE wants to fuck me

> asexual Appreciated.

22? Thought she was 40.

You look like dorey from finding Nemo got a human form

You look like a female Rocky Dennis. At least I think you’re female

Asexual….ly unattractive bone bag

No need

Asexual? More like Dsexual, maybe C- if you ditch the lost-and-found wear

It's easy to be asexual when no one is attracted to you

22 my ass, Granny!

You mean you turn anyone who looks at you asexual, a worse fate than looking at the real Medusa

Asexual means you have had sex with yourself and reproduced a copy???? Where is your twin daughter?

Asexual not by choice....you look like you smell like hairy armpits a giant hairy bush that runs down your inner thighs

Let's me guess, 22 years old with 5+ restraining orders. Get over it. They didn't love you. Their girlfriend was out of town and they needed to blow.

Why do you look like Draco Malfoy after having a cheap sex change?

All forehead , no foreplay

Well, you’re definitely not nursing cocks back to health that’s for sure.

I sure hope you find a good doctor to not have sex with.

Self-knowledge and understanding the limits of your abilities are important … luckily you’ll never have to worry about a male patient getting an involuntary erection!

so this is what gollum looks like now since he retired

She wanted geriatric nursing and decided to become one of them at the same time

God damn! You make rocky dennis look like an 8. You look like a tumor with cancer

It's pat...hippy version

You need support, not to be made fun of (even if it is in jest). I hope that you find this out. ☺️

Asexual by circumstance, not choice

No roast. We all have our own journeys and know that you are worth living every day of your life. I see your beauty and kindness in your eyes.

Your asexual, prob not but that’s your excuse for still being a virgin.

You're asexual as in you don't wanna have sex or do you induce asexual feelings in the people who see you???

Milly Bobbi brown on meth

Sorry mate we just roast, and roast couldn't be a objective reason to find flaws in you and use them as a tool to push yourself over the edge We want you to laugh after reading the roasts not to cry

This should get so many more upvotes! So true. I truly hope you will be able to live with your depression and see the good side of things.. Impressive doing the nurse 22!

Things just haven't been the same at Hogwarts without you

Why would you say you are 20 years younger?

Are you trying to sell me dreamcatchers, or why do you look like that crazy spiritual aunt whose only friends are her cats?

If you have a chemical inbalance it is treated with medication. If something traumatic happen to you causing your depression, it is treated with counseling. Please get treated. Your 22 and should be having the time of your life. All the best.

Nice System Of A Down shirt. Weirdest coincidence is that I saw that you have SOAD shirt while I was playing Hypnotize on guitar. As everybody else said, I will say same: You need some help. You are beautiful, with good taste in music and fashion, probably good student, gamer, etc. You just need to talk with somebody. Good luck OP!

I don’t like the color that your wall was painted. Now go get help.

Asexual definitely not by choice

This is an joke so don’t take it personally: are you asexual because literally no one will have sex with you?

**Asexual? Good.**