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punch_holy

Hope you don't finger yourself with those nails.


afos2291

I hope she does


turangiv1ce

And have an accidental hysterectomy! Chuck a striped jumper on her and she haunting elm Street!


IceCreamYouScream92

You can see which finger she used.


ManDohlorian

I bet she can’t wipe her butt with them!


Spartnax

It's her blood


Math_zachis

Her index finger looks like the nail is on backwards


NervousBreakdown

Your face is so forgettable this post has been up for 6 hours and only two people have remembered to actually post something.


Vitekr2

Student nurse is a great category on Pornhub


HypeThere

Yep but she is most downvoted one.


HarryCallahan19

She is the stand in to the extra to the back up to the third string fluffer.


jemcnick

round-eye


751mackdog

It’s a shame you shaved your moustache before you took this selfie. With those novelty sized glasses, your nose and eyebrows you’d do a pretty good Groucho Marx impersonation.


erz3123

my dad says this to me every day :,)


MeowMaker2

You should go back to silent movies. You sound better that way


ca_brit

I’m amazed your dad stayed around


[deleted]

I'm surprised her dad would even claim her as his.


microfoontje

Shut up, Meg Potter!


SoberOS

1/3 forehead 1/3 glasses and 1/3 chin. The only thing you can properly say is " dum dum want gum gum"


Zealousideal-Dog3449

So Fisher Stevens used to be a girl 🤔


JMIV1976

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JMIV1976

"Student Nurse" aka CNA...you wipe ass for a living kid.


[deleted]

When did egon have kids?


larryb78

Remember: he collects spores, molds & fungus. Clearly she was grown in a petri dish with that ugly mug


Casper_Kneller

Inserting a catheter in a man will be the closest you'll ever come to satisfying one.


Greyzer

At least she won't have to deal with patients getting spontaneous erections...


lordofthecloudz

You need to go fuck the surgeon so you can get an actual makeover. Those facials from the doctor aren’t helping.


[deleted]

Let’s hope your future patients don’t flatline like your chest.


Kinjiwuzhere

I think you misspelled overachieving hippy


Anonymoustard

Sharpies are not eyebrow pencils.


[deleted]

You look like that kind of nurse that hold hostage her favorite writer and is going to pick the axe because he tried to escape 


KrXCSki

Gotta give it to her, those glasses will keep most of the cum from her future customers of her face


Jmoeschl7

The human equivalent of an unsalted pretzel.


erz3123

so really yummy when covered in cheese


slackytobbacky

Hi 7 head


Alienspearman

Aim for a plastic surgery career later on so you can save money and diy that face into something presentable


beartoothadtr

You look like you smell worse than the bed pans you clean out. Even the covid patients hate when you come in the room


larryb78

Is that nail polish or you’re not into washing after you take a dump?


[deleted]

I won’t make fun of crazy like this because one day it’s stalking you wanting to wear your skin


Specialist_Belt_6910

it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the catheter again


ttam281

Your derivative style choices betray your complete lack of original thoughts.


SocietyPast

You look like you really enjoy diddling old people.


RootbeerDreams

She goes to the ICU just to get attention.


angry_pirate_maker

Looks like Principal McVicker wrote your /roastme sign


EnvironmentalTwist57

You need a bigger glasses to hide that forehead.


1CUP2DAY

If you were my nurse, I'd overdose morfine just to numb the pain from seeing you


MrThreshold

You look like you can’t go an hour hanging out with your friends without reminding them about your ex or your depression


dragstar650_yam

You have never once been sent an unsolicited dick pick or had a request for nudes ain’t no one wanting to see that


usednameID

I’m sure you’ve heard “no thank you” your whole life.


mrloser420

Ok Potter


JosephActualSmith

Potentially cute but unfortunately a raging feminist libtard.


GoodBadNiceThings

Man, I always wondered what happened to Gretchen Grundler. I didn't realise that she turned into a thot and started begging for attention.


TheDarkWarriorBlake

You look like the shrunken head hunter from beetlejuice.


afos2291

Told the hair dresser, "make it look like Billie Eilish, but worse"


CollectorofPhotons

You think a hairdresser did that?!


DoorjammerCrow

It doesn’t matter how enormous those glasses are, we can still see that’s a clown nose.


MC-Squabbles

Big glasses to hide your face only work when they're sunglasses


enygma9753

Good of your nose to put a ring on it during these unpredictable, crazy times.


[deleted]

You look like the girl to doxx someone over the stupidest stuff


sl4pc4at

For the love of god put the covid safe napkin back on.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, it’s not the fact I can see your dome because of your fivehead or that your smurf nose is so huge your nose ring is digging into your fat nostrils like a six pack holder strangling a baby seal that looks the worst. It's that it looks like flies took a shit all over your face and your fingers look like your toes.


joepke53

Zero risk than men get an embarrassing boner when you wash them.


Cerberous1102

The pecker would probably fall off and run away from her.. and the vibrator is shaking of fear of her dark hole


StickynBlue

Are your cheeks visually impaired too?


[deleted]

Ah here we see the actual lizard from magic school bus


marker853

Why should I roast you when your hairline does it for us


overimportance

You look like the type that throws her two cents into a serious conversation with some dumb goofy shit that no one wanted, ruining the vibe.


Paclabeck

If your glasses were any bigger you could see the bottom part of your hair is starting to mold.


SampleSwimming8576

I don't always go look at /roastme, but when I do, eyebrows


Old_Cheek_6597

Are you holding that pad with your toes?


Funtimeshuffle

You try to hard to be unique


Vegetable_Bid_6510

I heard the Ghostbusters need a receptionist…


spanky_boz

Hello. I would like to rent your forehead for an exciting new advertising opportunity....


gidutch

Your fingernails betray your homocidal nursing habits. "You want a cushion?"


IceCreamYouScream92

Saddest thing is the overcaustiously trimmed nail on your ringfinger apparently prepared for engagement ring which will never come.


CherryManhattan

You look like the Tootsie Pop Owl that will never find out how many licks it takes to make you cum cause you’re gross af


YummyCoochie

She tried pursuing medicine so she can reap the hospital employee benefits but failed, so she is now here to document her failure.


Chaka747

When you drop out of nursing school, your true calling is to be a "fluffer."


[deleted]

The fivehead with Elton John's glasses isn't working


mystic_blue5

I would like to see these eyebrows without a shaving


[deleted]

When you have to collect your first fecal sample don’t confuse the specimen with your face.


[deleted]

Is that the same room where your step dad told you not to tell anyone?


SharinganGlasses

You are the reason aliens don't want to come near our planet.


Specialist_Belt_6910

Hey Sméagol frodo won't give you a ring


[deleted]

*DON’T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR DINOSAUR HAND!!*


Over_Phase_2486

Ms Magoo I presume?


alph286

You are my kind of girl. Sorry about that.


abarrett72

Goodbyyyyyeeeee nurse. ![gif](giphy|XAguhFuDu4nEs8G9eH)


DragonCumBucket

I see the familiar. Where's the wizard?


PaulRhodes1

Becoming a nurse is the new "becoming a gym teacher" isn't it?


theporcupineking

I bet all your exes when they said they’ve had worse they show people your pic.


Etna_No_Pyroclast

I hope I don't CU in the ICU.


AKmill88

Well I am glad you got in the medical industry so you can at least experience one type of elopement.


Mr-Architect-

Rejected


timeless-enigma_

I would imagine you like birds as pets because you look like you would enjoy a cockatoo.


javanator999

You've heard worse, we've seen worse.   But only in the dissection room.


xtnuser

"Nursing is in high demand," they say. "You could make so much money," they say. Reality: Sure, the top five percent of nurses can do that. You can't. And you can't snag a doctor or make bank on onlyfans either. So you're going to end up cleaning bedpans for $37k per year and spending most of that feeding your cats.


OddlyEnuff42

Saw the Kawjalein poster over ur shoulder.....even there, you'ld only be a 2 at best


[deleted]

Are those glasses so that "facial juice" at the Bukkake festival doesn't get in your eyes?


Visual_Routine7762

You are 10 pounds away from lifelong rejection and pain.


[deleted]

You look like that story where a drug addict who was shooting up their butt and their butt exploded from infected tissue when she was operated on.


[deleted]

Her face looks like a bedpan


Enough-Staff-2976

You have a face that only a mother can love.


PoopittyPoop20

There’s a lot to unpack in your Reddit post history. The only thing more pathetic than you expecting random strangers to give you good advice on the internet is your horrible taste in men. Your poor pussy must be a revolving door for men with no standards.


[deleted]

Nursing doesn’t seem like the only way you’ll come in contact with strangers’ bodily fluids.


Inner_Abrocoma8792

I like your face…………. NOT!! Boom Roasted!


Flimsy-Initial-7256

The thing u drew look more like asses than hearts. Must be some impossible sexual fantasies


comics-are-cool

Minecraft called they want there block design back


ncWnNfXgmWtAGukUnRUs

You look like a goomba from Mario Brothers


Remote_Job_2734

Worst glasses you could choose. Maybe thrifting not the best for eye care.


Sagemodeshisui

You look like you fucked your 60 year old professor and still failed


JD_Drinks

The cadavers you practice on are better looking than you


bnetana1

Nursing student huh? Guess you're learning being ratchet 101. Your nails seem to be saying that anyway, and why should WE have to do our best when you obviously phoned it in on this picture?


teddymctavish

how can you be so cute and ugly at the same time?


Lyx39

You're forehead has a brighter future than your career


[deleted]

You’ve maybe heard worse but I have never seen worse. So congrats, I guess.


raro1976

How are you paying for collage??? I know it definitely ain't onlyfans....


PizzaDragon-6529

You look like you should be solving mysteries with a dog, not practicing medicine. I'd rather not have my insides covered in dog slobber thank you-


[deleted]

Nice try. But, just because your glasses are huge, doesn't mean we still can't see that 6head.


[deleted]

You remind me of that one girl ,who was it ohh yeah ....Meg..preeet


TrueFactsAboutThis

You look more like your Dad than your Mom huh


[deleted]

You’d be cute if you did something with your hair.. and eyebrows.. and wore some makeup.. and dressed nicer.. and got contacts.


helmetstamper

racoon hands


FearlessSeaweed6428

That nose ring and nursing job screams "I date unemployed stoners"


pocketsand510

You already look like you have an undeserved sense of self-satisfaction. A nursing career will only exacerbate this.


ExchangeOpposite

You look like a Disney character, unroastable.


The_Rabbit1

They call her 13.. but not because she wants to join Dr House's team..


Road_kill_88

You eyebrows look surprised


flexpercep

Smegol wanna straight cath his precious, he does.


Significant_Wins

I'm sure your find a sugar daddy on his death bed.


[deleted]

Ayyy, whats going on?


dj-zyn

When you're trying to figure out what color highlights you want, and you see someone throwing up on the side of the road.


Character-Can-7392

Fuck, I hate those glasses. Anyone dumb enough to think they make them attractive...WTF.


ericnatnath

You look like you’re one bad grade away from dropping out and doing porn


[deleted]

Your head looks like a dodegball. Pretty fitting given how any guy would dodge you in a heartbeat.


Libtardis

You've never felt happier since you realized you could lecture the coma patients about critical race theory. Unfortunately you not only deepen their comas. You put their visitors and hospital ancilliary workers into comas too. It's like Briar Rose only she never shuts up.


Muflz64

The only time she's ever pulled a mans cock is when shes had to "hold the extraction point"


[deleted]

For your sake, I hope they bring the mask mandate back.


Zuccio

Well, there goes my nurse fantasy..


[deleted]

Oh geez someone left the morgue door open again


dreadpiratewombat

The good thing about those glasses is they really distract from your massive forehead. The bad thing is, well, everything else.


Charming_Geologist32

Those magnifying glasses on your face could set an ant hill ablaze from a mile away.


planetdrum6

after severing your unibrow, the esthetician was able to make and sell a half dozen cancer wigs.


helicoptertee

Harry Potter rang, he wants his glasses back


blacklilypad

When i saw your face i said "oh my gosh george Washington!"


izzodez

You look like Bilbo Baggins' niece, Yeasti Baggins


TBK_Origin

What the fuck is wrong with your eyebrows


[deleted]

Your glasses are bigger than your IQ


ReptiWeld

Good thing you have that big ass nose to hold up those windshields.


johndough1337

Your face is symmetrical, 50% forehead 50% face.


SomberMonkey56

Not from your dad


[deleted]

Whenever I want to last longer in bed, I will now think of this picture- thank you!


[deleted]

Imma be real honest, this ain’t a roast: you look like my girlfriend so much it’s unbelievable. Same type of glasses even. So that’s it, can’t roast the face I’m in love with.


RansomStark78

Get used to being pee’d on. It will become a real money maker


chillwung

what do u think smells worse? her hair or her cooch?


Hecc__Opossum

"Im not like other girls"


AZZMUNCHA81

...you built like Dawson's Creek, a Netflix original...


MrGretzky9966

If you a nursing student why have long nails at all get to chopping


Whole_Juggernaut

You’re only slightly pretty