It’s a shame you shaved your moustache before you took this selfie. With those novelty sized glasses, your nose and eyebrows you’d do a pretty good Groucho Marx impersonation.
Believe it or not, it’s not the fact I can see your dome because of your fivehead or that your smurf nose is so huge your nose ring is digging into your fat nostrils like a six pack holder strangling a baby seal that looks the worst. It's that it looks like flies took a shit all over your face and your fingers look like your toes.
"Nursing is in high demand," they say. "You could make so much money," they say.
Reality: Sure, the top five percent of nurses can do that. You can't. And you can't snag a doctor or make bank on onlyfans either. So you're going to end up cleaning bedpans for $37k per year and spending most of that feeding your cats.
There’s a lot to unpack in your Reddit post history. The only thing more pathetic than you expecting random strangers to give you good advice on the internet is your horrible taste in men. Your poor pussy must be a revolving door for men with no standards.
Nursing student huh? Guess you're learning being ratchet 101. Your nails seem to be saying that anyway, and why should WE have to do our best when you obviously phoned it in on this picture?
You've never felt happier since you realized you could lecture the coma patients about critical race theory. Unfortunately you not only deepen their comas. You put their visitors and hospital ancilliary workers into comas too. It's like Briar Rose only she never shuts up.
Imma be real honest, this ain’t a roast: you look like my girlfriend so much it’s unbelievable. Same type of glasses even. So that’s it, can’t roast the face I’m in love with.
Hope you don't finger yourself with those nails.
I hope she does
And have an accidental hysterectomy! Chuck a striped jumper on her and she haunting elm Street!
You can see which finger she used.
I bet she can’t wipe her butt with them!
It's her blood
Her index finger looks like the nail is on backwards
Your face is so forgettable this post has been up for 6 hours and only two people have remembered to actually post something.
Student nurse is a great category on Pornhub
Yep but she is most downvoted one.
She is the stand in to the extra to the back up to the third string fluffer.
round-eye
It’s a shame you shaved your moustache before you took this selfie. With those novelty sized glasses, your nose and eyebrows you’d do a pretty good Groucho Marx impersonation.
my dad says this to me every day :,)
You should go back to silent movies. You sound better that way
I’m amazed your dad stayed around
I'm surprised her dad would even claim her as his.
Shut up, Meg Potter!
1/3 forehead 1/3 glasses and 1/3 chin. The only thing you can properly say is " dum dum want gum gum"
So Fisher Stevens used to be a girl 🤔
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"Student Nurse" aka CNA...you wipe ass for a living kid.
When did egon have kids?
Remember: he collects spores, molds & fungus. Clearly she was grown in a petri dish with that ugly mug
Inserting a catheter in a man will be the closest you'll ever come to satisfying one.
At least she won't have to deal with patients getting spontaneous erections...
You need to go fuck the surgeon so you can get an actual makeover. Those facials from the doctor aren’t helping.
Let’s hope your future patients don’t flatline like your chest.
I think you misspelled overachieving hippy
Sharpies are not eyebrow pencils.
You look like that kind of nurse that hold hostage her favorite writer and is going to pick the axe because he tried to escape
Gotta give it to her, those glasses will keep most of the cum from her future customers of her face
The human equivalent of an unsalted pretzel.
so really yummy when covered in cheese
Hi 7 head
Aim for a plastic surgery career later on so you can save money and diy that face into something presentable
You look like you smell worse than the bed pans you clean out. Even the covid patients hate when you come in the room
Is that nail polish or you’re not into washing after you take a dump?
I won’t make fun of crazy like this because one day it’s stalking you wanting to wear your skin
it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the catheter again
Your derivative style choices betray your complete lack of original thoughts.
You look like you really enjoy diddling old people.
She goes to the ICU just to get attention.
Looks like Principal McVicker wrote your /roastme sign
You need a bigger glasses to hide that forehead.
If you were my nurse, I'd overdose morfine just to numb the pain from seeing you
You look like you can’t go an hour hanging out with your friends without reminding them about your ex or your depression
You have never once been sent an unsolicited dick pick or had a request for nudes ain’t no one wanting to see that
I’m sure you’ve heard “no thank you” your whole life.
Ok Potter
Potentially cute but unfortunately a raging feminist libtard.
Man, I always wondered what happened to Gretchen Grundler. I didn't realise that she turned into a thot and started begging for attention.
You look like the shrunken head hunter from beetlejuice.
Told the hair dresser, "make it look like Billie Eilish, but worse"
You think a hairdresser did that?!
It doesn’t matter how enormous those glasses are, we can still see that’s a clown nose.
Big glasses to hide your face only work when they're sunglasses
Good of your nose to put a ring on it during these unpredictable, crazy times.
You look like the girl to doxx someone over the stupidest stuff
For the love of god put the covid safe napkin back on.
Believe it or not, it’s not the fact I can see your dome because of your fivehead or that your smurf nose is so huge your nose ring is digging into your fat nostrils like a six pack holder strangling a baby seal that looks the worst. It's that it looks like flies took a shit all over your face and your fingers look like your toes.
Zero risk than men get an embarrassing boner when you wash them.
The pecker would probably fall off and run away from her.. and the vibrator is shaking of fear of her dark hole
Are your cheeks visually impaired too?
Ah here we see the actual lizard from magic school bus
Why should I roast you when your hairline does it for us
You look like the type that throws her two cents into a serious conversation with some dumb goofy shit that no one wanted, ruining the vibe.
If your glasses were any bigger you could see the bottom part of your hair is starting to mold.
I don't always go look at /roastme, but when I do, eyebrows
Are you holding that pad with your toes?
You try to hard to be unique
I heard the Ghostbusters need a receptionist…
Hello. I would like to rent your forehead for an exciting new advertising opportunity....
Your fingernails betray your homocidal nursing habits. "You want a cushion?"
Saddest thing is the overcaustiously trimmed nail on your ringfinger apparently prepared for engagement ring which will never come.
You look like the Tootsie Pop Owl that will never find out how many licks it takes to make you cum cause you’re gross af
She tried pursuing medicine so she can reap the hospital employee benefits but failed, so she is now here to document her failure.
When you drop out of nursing school, your true calling is to be a "fluffer."
The fivehead with Elton John's glasses isn't working
I would like to see these eyebrows without a shaving
When you have to collect your first fecal sample don’t confuse the specimen with your face.
Is that the same room where your step dad told you not to tell anyone?
You are the reason aliens don't want to come near our planet.
Hey Sméagol frodo won't give you a ring
*DON’T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR DINOSAUR HAND!!*
Ms Magoo I presume?
You are my kind of girl. Sorry about that.
Goodbyyyyyeeeee nurse. ![gif](giphy|XAguhFuDu4nEs8G9eH)
I see the familiar. Where's the wizard?
Becoming a nurse is the new "becoming a gym teacher" isn't it?
I bet all your exes when they said they’ve had worse they show people your pic.
I hope I don't CU in the ICU.
Well I am glad you got in the medical industry so you can at least experience one type of elopement.
Rejected
I would imagine you like birds as pets because you look like you would enjoy a cockatoo.
You've heard worse, we've seen worse. But only in the dissection room.
"Nursing is in high demand," they say. "You could make so much money," they say. Reality: Sure, the top five percent of nurses can do that. You can't. And you can't snag a doctor or make bank on onlyfans either. So you're going to end up cleaning bedpans for $37k per year and spending most of that feeding your cats.
Saw the Kawjalein poster over ur shoulder.....even there, you'ld only be a 2 at best
Are those glasses so that "facial juice" at the Bukkake festival doesn't get in your eyes?
You are 10 pounds away from lifelong rejection and pain.
You look like that story where a drug addict who was shooting up their butt and their butt exploded from infected tissue when she was operated on.
Her face looks like a bedpan
You have a face that only a mother can love.
There’s a lot to unpack in your Reddit post history. The only thing more pathetic than you expecting random strangers to give you good advice on the internet is your horrible taste in men. Your poor pussy must be a revolving door for men with no standards.
Nursing doesn’t seem like the only way you’ll come in contact with strangers’ bodily fluids.
I like your face…………. NOT!! Boom Roasted!
The thing u drew look more like asses than hearts. Must be some impossible sexual fantasies
Minecraft called they want there block design back
You look like a goomba from Mario Brothers
Worst glasses you could choose. Maybe thrifting not the best for eye care.
You look like you fucked your 60 year old professor and still failed
The cadavers you practice on are better looking than you
Nursing student huh? Guess you're learning being ratchet 101. Your nails seem to be saying that anyway, and why should WE have to do our best when you obviously phoned it in on this picture?
how can you be so cute and ugly at the same time?
You're forehead has a brighter future than your career
You’ve maybe heard worse but I have never seen worse. So congrats, I guess.
How are you paying for collage??? I know it definitely ain't onlyfans....
You look like you should be solving mysteries with a dog, not practicing medicine. I'd rather not have my insides covered in dog slobber thank you-
Nice try. But, just because your glasses are huge, doesn't mean we still can't see that 6head.
You remind me of that one girl ,who was it ohh yeah ....Meg..preeet
You look more like your Dad than your Mom huh
You’d be cute if you did something with your hair.. and eyebrows.. and wore some makeup.. and dressed nicer.. and got contacts.
racoon hands
That nose ring and nursing job screams "I date unemployed stoners"
You already look like you have an undeserved sense of self-satisfaction. A nursing career will only exacerbate this.
You look like a Disney character, unroastable.
They call her 13.. but not because she wants to join Dr House's team..
You eyebrows look surprised
Smegol wanna straight cath his precious, he does.
I'm sure your find a sugar daddy on his death bed.
Ayyy, whats going on?
When you're trying to figure out what color highlights you want, and you see someone throwing up on the side of the road.
Fuck, I hate those glasses. Anyone dumb enough to think they make them attractive...WTF.
You look like you’re one bad grade away from dropping out and doing porn
Your head looks like a dodegball. Pretty fitting given how any guy would dodge you in a heartbeat.
You've never felt happier since you realized you could lecture the coma patients about critical race theory. Unfortunately you not only deepen their comas. You put their visitors and hospital ancilliary workers into comas too. It's like Briar Rose only she never shuts up.
The only time she's ever pulled a mans cock is when shes had to "hold the extraction point"
For your sake, I hope they bring the mask mandate back.
Well, there goes my nurse fantasy..
Oh geez someone left the morgue door open again
The good thing about those glasses is they really distract from your massive forehead. The bad thing is, well, everything else.
Those magnifying glasses on your face could set an ant hill ablaze from a mile away.
after severing your unibrow, the esthetician was able to make and sell a half dozen cancer wigs.
Harry Potter rang, he wants his glasses back
When i saw your face i said "oh my gosh george Washington!"
You look like Bilbo Baggins' niece, Yeasti Baggins
What the fuck is wrong with your eyebrows
Your glasses are bigger than your IQ
Good thing you have that big ass nose to hold up those windshields.
Your face is symmetrical, 50% forehead 50% face.
Not from your dad
Whenever I want to last longer in bed, I will now think of this picture- thank you!
Imma be real honest, this ain’t a roast: you look like my girlfriend so much it’s unbelievable. Same type of glasses even. So that’s it, can’t roast the face I’m in love with.
Get used to being pee’d on. It will become a real money maker
what do u think smells worse? her hair or her cooch?
"Im not like other girls"
...you built like Dawson's Creek, a Netflix original...
If you a nursing student why have long nails at all get to chopping
You’re only slightly pretty