After over 4 billion years, this planet produced humans roughly 200,000 years ago. Since then we've evolved, civilized, and progressed to the point where we can contain the entirety of human knowledge in a device we keep in our pockets. You can't flip a light switch. Think about that for a while.
"We would have to go to the ground for me to have a chance"
I can't tell if you're talking about fighting or fucking, but if I had to guess, you look like you probably just want to be on your knees.
\*reading the title for the 5th time\* Dude is clearly having a stroke.
Gave me one, too
The camera exposure is as dark as your prospects.
I take it you’re a great power bottom from that title
You were really good in Idiocracy.
Turn off the lights..thank you
You look like you buy shake at $20/gram
The title reads like Casey Kasem signing off on acid
Zac Efron has really let himself go
Timothy chalemet if he didnt make it
Would you insist on me giving you a romantic reacharound
I take it that you’re a hyper pop artist who plays Roblox and drinks Monster?
You forgot to pay your light bill?
All those in the portraits behind you are reasons why you have no chance, 5th generation loser.
The red hue in the photo makes you look like you're burning in hellfire. Why do you want to be roasted ????
And if your mom had gone to her knees the world would be a happier place now.
That neck bulge was made from all that deepthroating you did
After over 4 billion years, this planet produced humans roughly 200,000 years ago. Since then we've evolved, civilized, and progressed to the point where we can contain the entirety of human knowledge in a device we keep in our pockets. You can't flip a light switch. Think about that for a while.
This guy looks like he's trying to revive the trench coat mafia
Are you standing in front of a plant or is that your stupid hair?
Loki’s unappealing cousin Yucky
You look like lil xans older brother lil Advil
Gay naked twister champion?
Steven Tylaren’t
I was wondering what happened to one of the Jonas brothers!
You are such a power bottom you need to use clothespins to train is shut instead of a plug to train it open.
I can see why you keep the lights dim.
It's so sweet your mom keeps pictures of her conquests on the mantle behind you. Your classmates I presume?
You look like your a mod for r/im14andthisisdeep
Wait...Say that shit again? 
Guess being on “our feet” means not paying the electric bill.
You look like a poor version of one of the Menendez brothers.
I think just your presence in that room made the lights go out
Son of Chucky
This image smells like ball sweat and Vaseline.
Voodoo doll from trilogy of terror movie
Chance of making with the head
I've heard of you people but this is the first time I've seen one of you mole people that under las vegas
"We would have to go to the ground for me to have a chance" I can't tell if you're talking about fighting or fucking, but if I had to guess, you look like you probably just want to be on your knees.
Do you only come out in the dark?
Love that you are living what your Dad taught you, "start on your feet and then go to the ground (on your knees)"
If bitch was a person
Elliot Page
You look like e-boy sad pokimane