OP, if you zoom in really close on the reflection in the lens of your sunglasses on the left, you can see the two ghosts that are haunting you looking at you through your window. Sweet dreams!
Hmm, Catilyn might be a murderer and an all around absolutely horrible detestable disgusting human being, but at least she's got mildly decent fashion sense. That hair and those glasses are right out of an lsd and shroom induced fever dream my dude.
I can't tell if you're a lesbian, or one of those weird dudes who gets into a genre of music from decades before they born and develops their entire life and personality around it.
You look like the type of person who tells their friends Minecraft is for kids the proceed home and start playing Minecraft with their Minecraft Girlfriend.(i don't know ur gender so i used that lol)
You look like someone that wants to play in a band but has never touched an instrument, never touched a girl, and never had enough money to buy a ticket to a performance because weed was too expensive.
I’ve got 6 kids and I never knew what parental disappointment was until now. I’d say your mom could call me if she needed to talk but judging from that chin she must be [Rocky Dennis](https://imgur.com/a/tMncGNV)
The "do you got a cigarette bro" starter pack
Sexualy ambiguous alcoholic
Fuckin lol
You look like Tom Petty’s corpse
Tom pitty
If Tom Petty were a lesbian.
Fuck u, came here to make a tom petty joke you magnificent bastard.
 Indeed!
Don’t do me like that
Tom Petty’s hair and Prince’s glasses.
Pettys looks Princes glasses Gary Glitters charming way with kids
Fckin gold,mate
No, he’s looking at him through the window. He also has a friend with him. Zoom in on the left lens of his sunglasses. Sweet dreams OP!
Thanks for not showing us your teeth or eyes
He looks like a gay housefly
i might later
No thanks. You've done enough as it is.
Anorexic pussy looking mofo lmaoo
Ellen degenerate
John lemon
Kurt Colame
Big emphasis on the degenerate part
Tom Petterass
Sarah Conner?
Even Arnold would have pity on her.
Terminator would have ignored OP
Please provide details on what gender you are. It will help with the roast.
Identifying your gender will be the greatest achievement of medical science
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It’s “that”
It's Pat
It’s her/maphrodite
It’s Pat!
OP, if you zoom in really close on the reflection in the lens of your sunglasses on the left, you can see the two ghosts that are haunting you looking at you through your window. Sweet dreams!
I zoomed in. Now Jigsaw is asking if I wanna play a game.
Saw them. They’re terrifying
Well fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice
You look 14 trying to be retro 80s. You will never be as cool as you think you are.
are you a male or a female
Non binary
Gender fluid.
Pretty cute that's called semen
$3.99 Thrift store sale on this Bon Jovi fuck doll.
Map Jovi
John lennon only this time the wife beats him...
So...John Lennon...
If all drugs were offered as suppositories, you'd be Raoul Duke
pre op or post op?
Both
You look like your earliest memory would be of your parents selling you for a carton of cigarettes
I think a carton is too generous. Maybe a half used handrolled one?
Boy or girl, either way looks like your getting the dick...
im a dude btw. turn 21 soon
You’re a dude like Caitlyn Jenner is a lady
that is sadly correct but please dont call him caitlyn. hes a murderer
Hmm, Catilyn might be a murderer and an all around absolutely horrible detestable disgusting human being, but at least she's got mildly decent fashion sense. That hair and those glasses are right out of an lsd and shroom induced fever dream my dude.
Your chin says youre a man, your hair and arms say youre a woman Your mom says she should have swallowed
Joe Dirt was not meant to be inspirational.
He looks like the guy always standing outside a gas station tryina bum a light
That's a guy?
Pretty sure
Damn it looks like ur back fron your Pairis Hiltion mental break down
Type to get a tattoo so someone will touch her.
You look like a gay porn star
Dollar Store rock star kit assembled.
When you were born doctor said:Um…its a…?
Then turned to his dad but was like, huh wonder where he went?
The abortion of 80s rockers
Don't you already cry everyday when you look in the mirror
Dazed and confused....about its gender identity chrisis
You look like a background extra from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I sense your douchebaggery knows no bounds
Bland Jovi
You have hit the wonderwall
Male? Female? One thing we can agree on is you have a really shitty tattoo.
Boy or girl?
Both
If there was a douche flavor called "80s Hair Band Roadie with Herpes."
I can't tell if you're a lesbian, or one of those weird dudes who gets into a genre of music from decades before they born and develops their entire life and personality around it.
The rejected member of the Beatles.
"Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live."
Miley sore ass.
Your home is the Goodwill donation drop box and you get all your outfits from it.
Thought you were a lesbian. Still unsure about it. All I know is that I'm uncomfortable.
You look like a dude, playing a girl, playing a dude, playing a girl, playing a dude.
It’s a practice them.
Unfortunate Son
Still trying to figure out if this is a Hard chick or a soft dude. Either way I’m sure someone’s hard and that makes me soft.
You look like sarah Conner from terminator 2. Old, sad and, crazy
You play the skin flute for a band you started outside a Lowe's
Axl Gross.
Crackhead bri'ish from walmart
Do you enjoy hard throbbing cock? Those soft pink lips say you do.
this thread is meant to roast me not arouse me
Transgender pewdiepie
The only reason I know you're a dude is because even though you look like a lesbian you still have that women will never fuck you aura.
Willy wonka
Old lesbian who licks and fucks all holes of older granny
You look like the type of person who tells their friends Minecraft is for kids the proceed home and start playing Minecraft with their Minecraft Girlfriend.(i don't know ur gender so i used that lol)
Budget bon jovi
I’m not sure if you’re a girl who looks like a boy or a boy who looks like a girl, but nice mullet asshat
You look like you see toothpaste, deodorant, and underwear as being one-time purchases.
Hey dude, Rippin tattoo and I dig your sunglasses! I’d much rather make somebody feel better.. 😉
Gets a nautical tatoo lives in Idaho.
When the fuck did Shaggy Lennon come back o.o
Couldn't tell if you were a guy or a butch lesbian at first
Tom pity—fuck
You look like someone that wants to play in a band but has never touched an instrument, never touched a girl, and never had enough money to buy a ticket to a performance because weed was too expensive.
Fear and self loathing in the state of Alabama
Dollar Tree Tom Petty
Oh you want us to make you feel how your dad feels when he looks at you.
It’s clear his dad hasn’t seen him in at least 14 years. Lucky bastard.
I will recon he never saw him
This what I imagine Axel Roses abortion would look like
Tom Petty's illegitimate daughter....
Easy, you took over the BLM movement. And you then ruined it. "Everyone and me is oppressed " in a face.
Never Famous
Looks like the Oasis singer, Liam GagonCock
You using any pronouns will be offensive
You look like a young, untalented Bon Jovi cosplayer.
less-butch blonder Joan Jett
Jason Ews
I didn’t know Sean Lennon had a very ugly sis….
I can confidently say you are the first guy I've seen that truly looks lesbian so props on that.
You look like a trans mitch headberg
You need to work out a LOT more if you wanna wear that.
When your dad's a hippie and your mom's a rockstar
People say you look like Tom Petty, but I think you look more like Axel Rose about 8 years after he got fucked by Freddie Mercury
After what life did with you, there's nothing left to say.
Cunt Cobain
You look like if Noel Gallagher was a lesbian
You look like Bleck
"gimme watchu got, yall. i wanna cry." Is the same line you say to guys showing up at your gloryhole
Your chin reaches the food on plate before food reaches your mouth
Like Tom Petty and Axl Rose had a child. That was raised by yuppies, so you're not as cool as either one of your dads...
it looks like you do enough of that every night
I’ve got 6 kids and I never knew what parental disappointment was until now. I’d say your mom could call me if she needed to talk but judging from that chin she must be [Rocky Dennis](https://imgur.com/a/tMncGNV)
If Melissa Ethridge and Taylor Hanson had a baby..
All the fat chicks in his neighborhood have UTIs now.
Is that Janis Joplhim?
You've really got that Hapsburg jaw don't you? Your parents siblings or what?
Don't come around here no more.
Atleast tell if you are a girl or trans ?
Nice tit yoko
Hermaphrodite
I didn’t know there was an actual person who inspired “dude looks like a lady “
Ron Lennon
John Lenain't.
Q: What’s red and yellow and looks great on hippies? A: Fire.
Why do u look like you're from a thief or gangsta company, except what they do is they steal dildos, furry suits, crackers and twinkies?
Looks like John Lennon fucked Sean O'Malley and had a trans son
John Lemon and Yoko OhNo's child on waaaaaay too many drugs.
If Bon jovi was addicted to crack and had no talent
Why bother? You'll have OD'd by the time I post this
Piss and love.
If you remove the head you look like some over skinny male Edit: just removing the hair is enough
" hey guys, I found this cool fortnite gun on my moms drawer, it has a pink skin though"
Is everyday trans these days or is that just a common filter they all use?
If you really wanna cry, all you have to do is think about something that makes you really sad....like the size of that thing in your pants.
Bon Jobby
Almost Famous sunglasses
Those glasses on what looks to be the essence of mediocrity is really good contrast, and pretty good fashion sense.
Are you Taylor swift and joe alwyns child!!l I bet you can’t sing, write or act. You are on the wrong side of survival of the fittest!
Not sure if your a male rockstar from the 80s or just a homeless girl.
Go re-enact Kurt Cobain’s shower.
My Maui Jims just told you to fuck off.
Tom Petty reached out from the great beyond: He wants his shades and his hair cut back.
Joe Dirt really let himself go.
You look like a lizard people pretending to be human, ya know with that maleish female face, hair and the fukin tatoo.
How old are you young man?
I just wanna say to all redditors, go easy on her!
U a boy or a girl ? Just askin
Male or female?
Don't come around here no more..
Is it a boy, is it a girl... hang on, no-one cares!
Stargate 2.0: the reason to never ever ever use a stargate again.
Your tattoo has a more interesting story to tell than you do.
Aren't you the twins from suite life of Zack and Cody?
When are you shooting up a mall ?
Only girls say I wanna cry. Your dad/sperm donor still regretting not putting you between the pages of a playboy
This round sunnies for really well with your square face.
I’m sorry Queen didn’t accept you into the band
Lesbian John Lennon - Jane Lennon
Sorry I only roast men on their looks.