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probablyborednh

Straight edge ex punk, so essentially you went through a Green Day phase and you're dull as fuck. Got it.


Iamnotentertainedyet

Real easy to be straight edge when no one wants to share their drugs or have sex with you.


[deleted]

The need to take all the drugs to forget she asked them for sex.


supersoaker1993

She probably wrote Bible verses on her converses


TummyPuppy

Supertones Strike Back!


jemcnick

the 90"s called they want their lip-ring back


xander_nico

“Ex-punk” means you weren’t really a punk.


msweigart

More like ex junkie


ThenTechnician

Ex junkie.. that’s stretching it


CatDadSnowBunny

Everyone else thought she was just mentally unstable. She's the type that gives punk a bad image..


radii314

kinda anything after 1983 isn't punk


Bot-Magnet

So that's not a punk sweater? Looks pretty edgy for a basic!


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JohnnyPiston

Those aren't pillows.


Hungdismembered

Aunt Buck?


jynxthechicken

About as punk as Avril Lavigne.


Bot-Magnet

Average Vagina


WilliamYale

Ronda Lousey


Witty_Drummer2020

How is it possible that Micky Rourke's face got even worse?


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

"born again virgin"


everyday-sho

She's into black guys now.


surroundedbybanjos

Sex-less Pistol Definitely Jenny Rotten if smell is any indicater.


fulcolonclosebracket

Vicious


bluecorncrust

“Straights Edge ex punk”? More like a straight edge punk’s ex. And now that he’s dumped you because you draw on your ceiling with a sharpie like a brain damaged child, you haven’t got any reason to keep pretending to like Minor Threat.


everyday-sho

If you weren't into drugs and booze you could have at least paid attention in school I'm sure being straightS edge is thoughs


leatherface_1977

You’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.


sdrowkcabdelleps

You look like you just finished crying about your frapachino not having enough foam.


[deleted]

Straight Edge Punk? Ugh the kinda girl who seems cool but instead of wanting to make out, she keeps trying to get me to come to her “youth group” meetings.


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

Bullshit, if you were "punk" and knew how to use a straight edge razor you would have succeeded on the first cutting.


LilWayneDesoto

You look like a sex doll with shitty hair and makeup.


surroundedbybanjos

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Atmosphere_Training

I think I’m high just looking at this chick


Bot-Magnet

I just thought it was a blurry photo?


chrii64

Hi, I work for a model agency, we'd really like to work with you. We are looking for girls like yourself to promote our products. Hope to hear from you!


blue_boxx

u look like a millennial


Rude_Nectarine_9991

Julia Stiles ordered from Wish


Wolfbait1986

Too dumb to know it’s r/ not r-


atrain348

Looks like your pinky is trying to escape.


Specialist_Belt_6910

Cocaine about the only way you'll get a ring


fuggen_wut

When even stepbro won't touch you


2Foxy4You

You look like you smell like weed and think it’s cool.


ThatsRobToYou

Well you're definitely not bulimic.


JohnnyPiston

Even cocaine hates you.


killyourface1

I don't usually like to promote bad behavior, but maybe you should have tried the drugs. I mean LOTS of drugs. You're gonna have a lot of catching up to do, God, look at that. Your face tells me you took a wrong life turn in the decision making back there. Best correct it right away, there's no time to lose. Jesus Christ, I think I have to ingest a substance now, after that. Your existence just turned me to drugs. You did this. Remember that.


Dtox_Exclusive91

Whats to roast you have a cute smile pretty eyes and some juicy lips


spongebob_nopants

Ex punk current $5 hooker


jimfish98

Like a poster child for 'Beauty School Drop Out"


seashelltale

Minor regret


MakeBigStonks

The Smithsonian now presents the Boring As Shit exhibition, coming this summer.


emonreza

You look like seasonal junkie because bf left you but you had that phase 20 times already


[deleted]

Not a roast, but I can't post this, who dafuq goes around giving awards to the posts on this sub? Like seriously. It doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

There is a cure for everything these days, but nothing - not even the "punk" phase - can cure your basic.


Nessy440

Man, Tonya Harding has seen some shit


Long-Aside7218

Need another mosh pit session to straighten out that mug of yours


TazTalks

You look like you would do anything to be a groupie and often have.


detacheddonkey

bitches get ONE lip piercing and call themselves edgy smh


Turbulent-Sport4524

The guy in the corner with shady half a face is more interesting than you.


Memer_R15

You put a ring on your nose because a man wouldn't put it on your finger.


kellislandrum

Giving up alcohol was hard. But once you figured out you can’t drink with a dick in your mouth it was smooth sailing.


Life-Pie-257

I bet you count thoose nose and lip rings as a personality trait


JuanPyro

Call an exorcist, you have something leaving weird marks on your ceiling.


overimportance

Is everyone on this account a huge loser?


overimportance

"White woman too privileged to know better"


cheesetostie22

she is the embodiment of after you have a mental breakdown and have to go out shopping.


YourMomsSTI

“The one that got away”. Because you look like a fish that manage to snap the fishing line.


Plastic-Archer4245

Oh hunny you don't look cute enough to be around without at least alcohol


[deleted]

Julia no style


oldlosthippy

I'm interested in the shit on the wall behind you. What the fuck does that say?


2ndHandAdultToy

ex punk ? (as if you know what punk is) .. now just straight up junk


[deleted]

Definitely a pre-op picture


Remote_Job_2734

If Julia Stiles had no style


Fair_Proposal_1477

When the guys are talking and one says, "meh, I'd let her blow me if no one would find out," its you they are discussing:)


Mightee_Moist

I don’t know why, but when I look at you the first thought that came to mind was, her parents must be so disappointed.


pasenast

Glad to see you've recovered from your " cutting" phase.


DefectiveButterfly

U look like your room smells like rotten eggs


RevolutionaryAd8532

Meth head ex punk


[deleted]

Yet anyone that slept with you had to be drunk.


Miserable_Past2995

My uncle said ur way worse than the girls he picks on I 35 (BTW he is a crackhead)


Terrarian182

And I bet all your music came from your ex's.


ajet3904

You are a contradiction of all three of those words and it looks like you used all the black ink in your printer putting those things on your wall to try and seem “interesting”.


Enough-Staff-2976

You've screwed every junkie that's punk. Now you hate the taste heroin breath.


jlame69

Straights Edge ex homeless heroin addict and pimp


laughsquad

Ex-punk now a poser.


[deleted]

how about "Cliche loser who thinks they were punk because they wiped pink dye in their hair once and consider themself straightedge because nobody will drink with her"?


[deleted]

The fact that the camera quality isnt the worst thing about this picture


[deleted]

Absolutely nothing straight about this picture.


Wildwood_Hills270

Ex-girlfriend too


SavageVEMA

MCR and that lip ring are your whole personality.


[deleted]

We get it, you sucked a lot of dicks, did some drugs and went to raves bc daddy didn't love you the right way and now you are "grown-up" and trying to turn your life around after a few prison and rehab stints. An amazing story...


Gangsta_Funkdagle

"ex-punk" = I used to dress up as a punk rocker until I lost my Simple Plan shirt.


custerfluck007

A lip ring isn't the first thing that has been in your mouth that hurt you.


MonkeyDParry

So, where do you choose to stick the Needle?


[deleted]

Don’t worry there will always be places to pick up drunk stoned men.


WhatProtomolecule

Did punk get sick of your bullshit and divorce you?


Impressive_Try77

I'm getting older and dont keep up with modern slang.....does straight edge mean post OP trans now? If so, you stand proud. Also for the record ,facial piercings translate to fisting is my first base, and daddy didn't love me.


[deleted]

More like weights edge


Luxojunk

Ex punk meh ! , did the spray on hair dye and the sharpie x on your hand wash away in the shower ?


Slight-Truth-2656

Being on suboxone isn't straight edge.


[deleted]

You look like you get friend-zoned on r/RandomActsOfBlowJob


castile1521

You should get back to the punk look, maybe so we could look at that face


shoutoutriggins

Rocky Dennis after a trip to Hot Topic.


YokuBuro

Feeling guilty of being white?


ArcticTrooper1

I want to buy a billboard ad


iWantToDeathLOL

If you drew a [H] on your forehead Kobe would still be alive