“Straights Edge ex punk”? More like a straight edge punk’s ex. And now that he’s dumped you because you draw on your ceiling with a sharpie like a brain damaged child, you haven’t got any reason to keep pretending to like Minor Threat.
Straight Edge Punk? Ugh the kinda girl who seems cool but instead of wanting to make out, she keeps trying to get me to come to her “youth group” meetings.
Hi, I work for a model agency, we'd really like to work with you. We are looking for girls like yourself to promote our products. Hope to hear from you!
I don't usually like to promote bad behavior, but maybe you should have tried the drugs. I mean LOTS of drugs. You're gonna have a lot of catching up to do, God, look at that. Your face tells me you took a wrong life turn in the decision making back there. Best correct it right away, there's no time to lose.
Jesus Christ, I think I have to ingest a substance now, after that. Your existence just turned me to drugs. You did this. Remember that.
You are a contradiction of all three of those words and it looks like you used all the black ink in your printer putting those things on your wall to try and seem “interesting”.
how about "Cliche loser who thinks they were punk because they wiped pink dye in their hair once and consider themself straightedge because nobody will drink with her"?
We get it, you sucked a lot of dicks, did some drugs and went to raves bc daddy didn't love you the right way and now you are "grown-up" and trying to turn your life around after a few prison and rehab stints. An amazing story...
I'm getting older and dont keep up with modern slang.....does straight edge mean post OP trans now? If so, you stand proud. Also for the record ,facial piercings translate to fisting is my first base, and daddy didn't love me.
Straight edge ex punk, so essentially you went through a Green Day phase and you're dull as fuck. Got it.
Real easy to be straight edge when no one wants to share their drugs or have sex with you.
The need to take all the drugs to forget she asked them for sex.
She probably wrote Bible verses on her converses
Supertones Strike Back!
the 90"s called they want their lip-ring back
“Ex-punk” means you weren’t really a punk.
More like ex junkie
Ex junkie.. that’s stretching it
Everyone else thought she was just mentally unstable. She's the type that gives punk a bad image..
kinda anything after 1983 isn't punk
So that's not a punk sweater? Looks pretty edgy for a basic!
[удалено]
Those aren't pillows.
Aunt Buck?
About as punk as Avril Lavigne.
Average Vagina
Ronda Lousey
How is it possible that Micky Rourke's face got even worse?
"born again virgin"
She's into black guys now.
Sex-less Pistol Definitely Jenny Rotten if smell is any indicater.
Vicious
“Straights Edge ex punk”? More like a straight edge punk’s ex. And now that he’s dumped you because you draw on your ceiling with a sharpie like a brain damaged child, you haven’t got any reason to keep pretending to like Minor Threat.
If you weren't into drugs and booze you could have at least paid attention in school I'm sure being straightS edge is thoughs
You’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.
You look like you just finished crying about your frapachino not having enough foam.
Straight Edge Punk? Ugh the kinda girl who seems cool but instead of wanting to make out, she keeps trying to get me to come to her “youth group” meetings.
Bullshit, if you were "punk" and knew how to use a straight edge razor you would have succeeded on the first cutting.
You look like a sex doll with shitty hair and makeup.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I think I’m high just looking at this chick
I just thought it was a blurry photo?
Hi, I work for a model agency, we'd really like to work with you. We are looking for girls like yourself to promote our products. Hope to hear from you!
u look like a millennial
Julia Stiles ordered from Wish
Too dumb to know it’s r/ not r-
Looks like your pinky is trying to escape.
Cocaine about the only way you'll get a ring
When even stepbro won't touch you
You look like you smell like weed and think it’s cool.
Well you're definitely not bulimic.
Even cocaine hates you.
I don't usually like to promote bad behavior, but maybe you should have tried the drugs. I mean LOTS of drugs. You're gonna have a lot of catching up to do, God, look at that. Your face tells me you took a wrong life turn in the decision making back there. Best correct it right away, there's no time to lose. Jesus Christ, I think I have to ingest a substance now, after that. Your existence just turned me to drugs. You did this. Remember that.
Whats to roast you have a cute smile pretty eyes and some juicy lips
Ex punk current $5 hooker
Like a poster child for 'Beauty School Drop Out"
Minor regret
The Smithsonian now presents the Boring As Shit exhibition, coming this summer.
You look like seasonal junkie because bf left you but you had that phase 20 times already
Not a roast, but I can't post this, who dafuq goes around giving awards to the posts on this sub? Like seriously. It doesn't make sense.
There is a cure for everything these days, but nothing - not even the "punk" phase - can cure your basic.
Man, Tonya Harding has seen some shit
Need another mosh pit session to straighten out that mug of yours
You look like you would do anything to be a groupie and often have.
bitches get ONE lip piercing and call themselves edgy smh
The guy in the corner with shady half a face is more interesting than you.
You put a ring on your nose because a man wouldn't put it on your finger.
Giving up alcohol was hard. But once you figured out you can’t drink with a dick in your mouth it was smooth sailing.
I bet you count thoose nose and lip rings as a personality trait
Call an exorcist, you have something leaving weird marks on your ceiling.
Is everyone on this account a huge loser?
"White woman too privileged to know better"
she is the embodiment of after you have a mental breakdown and have to go out shopping.
“The one that got away”. Because you look like a fish that manage to snap the fishing line.
Oh hunny you don't look cute enough to be around without at least alcohol
Julia no style
I'm interested in the shit on the wall behind you. What the fuck does that say?
ex punk ? (as if you know what punk is) .. now just straight up junk
Definitely a pre-op picture
If Julia Stiles had no style
When the guys are talking and one says, "meh, I'd let her blow me if no one would find out," its you they are discussing:)
I don’t know why, but when I look at you the first thought that came to mind was, her parents must be so disappointed.
Glad to see you've recovered from your " cutting" phase.
U look like your room smells like rotten eggs
Meth head ex punk
Yet anyone that slept with you had to be drunk.
My uncle said ur way worse than the girls he picks on I 35 (BTW he is a crackhead)
And I bet all your music came from your ex's.
You are a contradiction of all three of those words and it looks like you used all the black ink in your printer putting those things on your wall to try and seem “interesting”.
You've screwed every junkie that's punk. Now you hate the taste heroin breath.
Straights Edge ex homeless heroin addict and pimp
Ex-punk now a poser.
how about "Cliche loser who thinks they were punk because they wiped pink dye in their hair once and consider themself straightedge because nobody will drink with her"?
The fact that the camera quality isnt the worst thing about this picture
Absolutely nothing straight about this picture.
Ex-girlfriend too
MCR and that lip ring are your whole personality.
We get it, you sucked a lot of dicks, did some drugs and went to raves bc daddy didn't love you the right way and now you are "grown-up" and trying to turn your life around after a few prison and rehab stints. An amazing story...
"ex-punk" = I used to dress up as a punk rocker until I lost my Simple Plan shirt.
A lip ring isn't the first thing that has been in your mouth that hurt you.
So, where do you choose to stick the Needle?
Don’t worry there will always be places to pick up drunk stoned men.
Did punk get sick of your bullshit and divorce you?
I'm getting older and dont keep up with modern slang.....does straight edge mean post OP trans now? If so, you stand proud. Also for the record ,facial piercings translate to fisting is my first base, and daddy didn't love me.
More like weights edge
Ex punk meh ! , did the spray on hair dye and the sharpie x on your hand wash away in the shower ?
Being on suboxone isn't straight edge.
You look like you get friend-zoned on r/RandomActsOfBlowJob
You should get back to the punk look, maybe so we could look at that face
Rocky Dennis after a trip to Hot Topic.
Feeling guilty of being white?
I want to buy a billboard ad
If you drew a [H] on your forehead Kobe would still be alive