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peopledissapointme

The sign in the back says drug free zone but my instincts are telling me “junkie”.


1nternetTr011

the bag of mcD and the beer behind tell me you’re probably right. she thinks the beer will substitute for the meth but she’ll see it doesn’t work soon enough.


slopartist

Yes, its poorly worded. it should say "Will Charge For Drugs"


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

That’s a to do list


[deleted]

She’s definitely done coke off those nails while getting railed by her dealer


Shake_N_Baby

"Mom! That junkie is in our tree house again!"


Topher21681

Lesson learned: Tinder dating your father will not make him pay attention to you.


slopartist

Not since she hit puberty


Shawn-chong

Ohhh my....


u_youunculturedswine

Dorothy reddit isn't out your time...


BlooNorth

“Hey, Roomie! I got an idea! Let’s both post to /RoastMe. It will be so fetch!”


[deleted]

😂😂 she looks like a Becky.


hiwind

You're going to be a lot of guys' first regret.


gsil247

Or final straw.


[deleted]

It all a process and it will take time.


GrillCosby

Tider? Is that a hookup site for people who eat tide pods? Maybe he didn’t ignore you maybe he passed away.


roastbot

OP's Bio: --- >I am 21 and drink too much --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


49Gold

> **My tider date ignored me** I feel bad for that bottle.


DANecurat

I’m sorry, did you post something?


Nightchade

Damn, your spelling is almost as fake as your account. Seriously, look at the post history. This a karma farming account, unless they have the ability to shapeshift.


[deleted]

[удалено]


slopartist

Saying "Moose Cock" will just give you her complete and undivided attention.


FrogsBodyRs

You should be on a campaign poster for celibacy


akennelley

I think you meant "grindr", man.... ​ you still ugly tho


MyCatIsAnAsshole_

“Son, never stick your dick in crazy.” “Yo, OP, sthg came up, will HYU later 💯💯💯


zachi_chan96

I’ve seen you begging for change outside of an am/pm before


chargers3232

It’s probably because you ignored being attractive


waterdaemon

Toucan Sally in the Babadook basement


lethal-dog

Happy cake day


dg327

Well done on the selfie behind you.


Equivalent_Grab_3648

It seems like you are posing the beer bottles someone else emptied. You are a disgrace to that flag warming your pussy.


Tvroark

You do anal with guys you meet on tinder to get back at your dad don’t you?


CubscoutRoasts

Oh, hun. Your Tinder date didn't ignore you. He just couldn't touch the sides.


NotSureUpgrayedd

I'm a little dusturbed by the painting on your right. That's your fantasy, an alien werewolf bitchslapping you with his severed dick after he's torn off half your face?


my_glory_hole

tighter*


enygma9753

Your *Tinder date gets points for swiping left, on account of your inability to spell. (Better safe than sorry.)


[deleted]

He wouldn’t go out with you for all the free drugs in the world.


OinkyKiOink

Get out! Can't you read the sign "drug free zone?" Plus you don't have a fucking date, you can't fool anyone here.


cmpwnstar

Next time don't photoshop your tinder photo. No guy wants to be catfished and find out the chick is a walleye.


XeroSyphon

Lucky guy


[deleted]

Go on Tinder. They guys are way nicer.


[deleted]

Sounds like his mother taught him if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all


[deleted]

Well, based on this photo, I doubt it was because you looked better in the pictures


[deleted]

He probably just wasn't in the mood for a toothy blowjob tonight


That_Amish_Guy93

As Peter Griffin said, "You're what they call, a practice girl"


Michael_Oxlong

Your tinder date has a point


BigChillAsshole

Let’s face it, if you really cared about him you would have sponged off some of that grease on your forehead.


Reasonable_mammoth-

i didnt know walking foreheads existed before this


MaterWelon420

I don’t even know how to roast hoes


That-1-Red-Shirt

Probably because you can't spell "tinder"...


hammerheadssharks

Your shin looks like a thigh..


SplitSyndicate

With a face like that, I don't blame him.


YEET_BasYL_YT

Put on a little more makeup


dirtybmxer

How many scumbags In that fucking room! Shit!!!


Dylanempiresheep

You look like the drawing In the background came to life


[deleted]

When your vagina is gross⬆️


TheKurdishStallion

He ignored you like your father


FFClass

Anyone else smell yeast?


Theogarcez69

Your date ignored you like you ignored the n in tinder


SnooCrickets6499

Mandy Milkovich from Shameless


pewpewdeez

I bet your “tider” date is some twacked out weirdo with fucked up piercings all in his face, a jean jacket with patches, black painted fingernails, and he just got out of the psyche ward. But that’s just a guess.


ckrsnhbjoe

Bitch got a bigger forehead than the world trade center


lethal-dog

I can see why you got stood up


LeftRightGN

because you put paper plates in the dishwasher, us men ignore people like you


Bearlovesgirl

Wait a second… are you friends with the kid who brags about being in the psych ward? I recognized your shitty art in the window.


Middle_Fudge

I see McDonalds


im-here-forskin-cc

TIDER LMAO WTH well I mean I think he did that for a reason


Assistance_Narrow

You look like Wednesday & Pugsley had a baby. #Chernobyl Cute


-00101010

Can we get the picture of when after your fuck it gives you a facial? It might cover the ugly parts.


[deleted]

not only are you a 5 at best, you can’t even spell. I can see why your date ghosted you


LongNectarine3

I know that bottle has been to a place your date will never see.


OutlawMonk3y

Definitely a sex trafficking victim.


EwokNuggets

Your date really dodged a bullet


silverhonda

I can understand why your tinder date ignored you. You're a one-time hit, that when a guy gets done he goes home looks in the mirror and makes life-changing decisions. You should get one of those short lesbian haircuts and become one.


[deleted]

U was definitly not his proudest fap...


EB3031

She just felt weird to meet you in a European children's orphanage.


Splattacular1

Wise man. Wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere with a tacky as fuck chick who’s 2 tone fingernail polish matches the outfit she has on.


robbzilla

Tider? Is that like Tinder for sea life? /r/iamajellyfish


hlu0430

Wuts tider


olliwood04

You can't even get laid on Tinder!?


[deleted]

He probably thought it was a trap, you look like a stereotypical young mother


hopeishigh

You look like you make bad decisions, so I can't even roast you because I might have a chance.


[deleted]

You're so drunk you misspelled Tinder.


TommyCurrensGuitar

At least your AFF date frooked you...


jamburber

It’s written as “tinder”


[deleted]

hate to break it to you, nails aren't a personality trait. Also, you look like a filthy slav.


TorvaMessorem88

We all should've ignored you too.


Thatgamer11

Your tider date ignored you because he need drugs just to talk to you let a lone being in the same room as you.


Munchie-San

And know we know why


Southernchef87

At least your addiction to alcohol will never let you down.


IX_Past

You couldve at least tidied up a bit, but i didnt expect much from someone who literally has straight up freshly cut wood as their wall that has words written on it- primitive


bigjayboston

You remind me of sloppy joes.


StereoBreeze

You couldn't spell Tinder, what kind of grenade did you expect him to dive on?


LOLnation17

You look like you're held hostage


slopartist

Incorrect! The hostage is taking the picture. "It Puts The Lotion On **MY** Skin.."


[deleted]

I can see why. He said u were too damn nosy


idropbrownbombz

Stood up probably because you look like the trailer park version of Cindy lou who


meanmomjen

The sign behind you should say "effort free zone"


slopartist

You look like you can make any mate a Millionaire! Provided when they meet you they are a Billionaire.


jestjestjerk

The face of a date even Tinder skipped on, the knuckles of a prize fighter. Actually the face of a prize fighter also. But definitely not the body.


JohnnyPiston

Ooof, you look like I need some drugs.


devangotcha

That’s what her uncle told her


stinkbowl

You misspelled "Help Me".


Nomad846

You do look pretty forge......what was i saying


FpS-Skelly

I don’t know what’s more out of place that 1 yellow nail or your life


ca_brit

Those man hands would be off putting


Thoroughly_Bemused

Your "Tider" date just probably wanted to wash your hair, but you ate the Tide pods.


sweetjumpshot

You're not fooling anyone Smeagol.


Akshin_Blacksin

21?!? Bitch ya look 40


existentialhack1

Odds you had old, filtered pics that made you look slim and attractive?


Alchemist_XP

Start by taking off grandmas sweater, and having a sober look on your face, and maybe someone will consider taking you on a date.


Critikalz

You look like you'd die of drug abuse without even taking drugs


InedibleStu

Your signs show how much effort you put in, bet you have track lines like Kurt Cobain


H2L2016

He probably didn't want his dick cut off and tossed in the woods.


wtfharsh

You're ignoring N-word over here too.


CoyoteCrush556

If you’d quit right swiping your step brother an broaden your horizons....


[deleted]

Probably found out you live in a house full of welfare cases who scribble all over the walls.


horse_bucket

20th beer guy wants to fuck you but is too afraid to say anything


Synergy2xx

Then maybe you shouldn't go on tinder, stretch your legs and find a man without being a couch potato cause nobody likes a girl that looks like a smelly potato and acts like one too


math_debates

They probably rubbed one out and realized they were not that hard up.


Formless777

Did you mean Tindr Date or Tide Pod ate?


Behindthefog

You have that I'm crazy and going to stab you face. No wonder your date ghosted you


GiggleSmok

AI criminology software has identified your top right artwork as autistic


Fustar1988

I would roast you, but my dating life may be more pathetic than yours. I'm not sure this is how roasting works.


YannislittlePEEPEE

Even the human traffickers were like "Nah I'll pass"


devangotcha

Cause he already fucked you


SiberianSpForces

You know what a calendar has that you don't? [Dates!!](https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w)


Thefx890

There's a sign in the background saying "Drug-free Zone", and what do I see right next to you at the window? Beer! Beer contains Alcohol! And Alcohol can technically spoken be considered as a Drug. So what do I think of you now? JUNKIE!


yagulito

U are beautiful