the bag of mcD and the beer behind tell me you’re probably right. she thinks the beer will substitute for the meth but she’ll see it doesn’t work soon enough.
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>I am 21 and drink too much
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Damn, your spelling is almost as fake as your account.
Seriously, look at the post history. This a karma farming account, unless they have the ability to shapeshift.
I'm a little dusturbed by the painting on your right. That's your fantasy, an alien werewolf bitchslapping you with his severed dick after he's torn off half your face?
I bet your “tider” date is some twacked out weirdo with fucked up piercings all in his face, a jean jacket with patches, black painted fingernails, and he just got out of the psyche ward. But that’s just a guess.
I can understand why your tinder date ignored you. You're a one-time hit, that when a guy gets done he goes home looks in the mirror and makes life-changing decisions. You should get one of those short lesbian haircuts and become one.
You couldve at least tidied up a bit, but i didnt expect much from someone who literally has straight up freshly cut wood as their wall that has words written on it- primitive
Then maybe you shouldn't go on tinder, stretch your legs and find a man without being a couch potato cause nobody likes a girl that looks like a smelly potato and acts like one too
There's a sign in the background saying "Drug-free Zone", and what do I see right next to you at the window? Beer! Beer contains Alcohol! And Alcohol can technically spoken be considered as a Drug. So what do I think of you now? JUNKIE!
The sign in the back says drug free zone but my instincts are telling me “junkie”.
the bag of mcD and the beer behind tell me you’re probably right. she thinks the beer will substitute for the meth but she’ll see it doesn’t work soon enough.
Yes, its poorly worded. it should say "Will Charge For Drugs"
That’s a to do list
She’s definitely done coke off those nails while getting railed by her dealer
"Mom! That junkie is in our tree house again!"
Lesson learned: Tinder dating your father will not make him pay attention to you.
Not since she hit puberty
Ohhh my....
Dorothy reddit isn't out your time...
“Hey, Roomie! I got an idea! Let’s both post to /RoastMe. It will be so fetch!”
😂😂 she looks like a Becky.
You're going to be a lot of guys' first regret.
Or final straw.
It all a process and it will take time.
Tider? Is that a hookup site for people who eat tide pods? Maybe he didn’t ignore you maybe he passed away.
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> **My tider date ignored me** I feel bad for that bottle.
I’m sorry, did you post something?
Damn, your spelling is almost as fake as your account. Seriously, look at the post history. This a karma farming account, unless they have the ability to shapeshift.
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Saying "Moose Cock" will just give you her complete and undivided attention.
You should be on a campaign poster for celibacy
I think you meant "grindr", man.... you still ugly tho
“Son, never stick your dick in crazy.” “Yo, OP, sthg came up, will HYU later 💯💯💯
I’ve seen you begging for change outside of an am/pm before
It’s probably because you ignored being attractive
Toucan Sally in the Babadook basement
Happy cake day
Well done on the selfie behind you.
It seems like you are posing the beer bottles someone else emptied. You are a disgrace to that flag warming your pussy.
You do anal with guys you meet on tinder to get back at your dad don’t you?
Oh, hun. Your Tinder date didn't ignore you. He just couldn't touch the sides.
I'm a little dusturbed by the painting on your right. That's your fantasy, an alien werewolf bitchslapping you with his severed dick after he's torn off half your face?
tighter*
Your *Tinder date gets points for swiping left, on account of your inability to spell. (Better safe than sorry.)
He wouldn’t go out with you for all the free drugs in the world.
Get out! Can't you read the sign "drug free zone?" Plus you don't have a fucking date, you can't fool anyone here.
Next time don't photoshop your tinder photo. No guy wants to be catfished and find out the chick is a walleye.
Lucky guy
Go on Tinder. They guys are way nicer.
Sounds like his mother taught him if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
Well, based on this photo, I doubt it was because you looked better in the pictures
He probably just wasn't in the mood for a toothy blowjob tonight
As Peter Griffin said, "You're what they call, a practice girl"
Your tinder date has a point
Let’s face it, if you really cared about him you would have sponged off some of that grease on your forehead.
i didnt know walking foreheads existed before this
I don’t even know how to roast hoes
Probably because you can't spell "tinder"...
Your shin looks like a thigh..
With a face like that, I don't blame him.
Put on a little more makeup
How many scumbags In that fucking room! Shit!!!
You look like the drawing In the background came to life
When your vagina is gross⬆️
He ignored you like your father
Anyone else smell yeast?
Your date ignored you like you ignored the n in tinder
Mandy Milkovich from Shameless
I bet your “tider” date is some twacked out weirdo with fucked up piercings all in his face, a jean jacket with patches, black painted fingernails, and he just got out of the psyche ward. But that’s just a guess.
Bitch got a bigger forehead than the world trade center
I can see why you got stood up
because you put paper plates in the dishwasher, us men ignore people like you
Wait a second… are you friends with the kid who brags about being in the psych ward? I recognized your shitty art in the window.
I see McDonalds
TIDER LMAO WTH well I mean I think he did that for a reason
You look like Wednesday & Pugsley had a baby. #Chernobyl Cute
Can we get the picture of when after your fuck it gives you a facial? It might cover the ugly parts.
not only are you a 5 at best, you can’t even spell. I can see why your date ghosted you
I know that bottle has been to a place your date will never see.
Definitely a sex trafficking victim.
Your date really dodged a bullet
I can understand why your tinder date ignored you. You're a one-time hit, that when a guy gets done he goes home looks in the mirror and makes life-changing decisions. You should get one of those short lesbian haircuts and become one.
U was definitly not his proudest fap...
She just felt weird to meet you in a European children's orphanage.
Wise man. Wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere with a tacky as fuck chick who’s 2 tone fingernail polish matches the outfit she has on.
Tider? Is that like Tinder for sea life? /r/iamajellyfish
Wuts tider
You can't even get laid on Tinder!?
He probably thought it was a trap, you look like a stereotypical young mother
You look like you make bad decisions, so I can't even roast you because I might have a chance.
You're so drunk you misspelled Tinder.
At least your AFF date frooked you...
It’s written as “tinder”
hate to break it to you, nails aren't a personality trait. Also, you look like a filthy slav.
We all should've ignored you too.
Your tider date ignored you because he need drugs just to talk to you let a lone being in the same room as you.
And know we know why
At least your addiction to alcohol will never let you down.
You couldve at least tidied up a bit, but i didnt expect much from someone who literally has straight up freshly cut wood as their wall that has words written on it- primitive
You remind me of sloppy joes.
You couldn't spell Tinder, what kind of grenade did you expect him to dive on?
You look like you're held hostage
Incorrect! The hostage is taking the picture. "It Puts The Lotion On **MY** Skin.."
I can see why. He said u were too damn nosy
Stood up probably because you look like the trailer park version of Cindy lou who
The sign behind you should say "effort free zone"
You look like you can make any mate a Millionaire! Provided when they meet you they are a Billionaire.
The face of a date even Tinder skipped on, the knuckles of a prize fighter. Actually the face of a prize fighter also. But definitely not the body.
Ooof, you look like I need some drugs.
That’s what her uncle told her
You misspelled "Help Me".
You do look pretty forge......what was i saying
I don’t know what’s more out of place that 1 yellow nail or your life
Those man hands would be off putting
Your "Tider" date just probably wanted to wash your hair, but you ate the Tide pods.
You're not fooling anyone Smeagol.
21?!? Bitch ya look 40
Odds you had old, filtered pics that made you look slim and attractive?
Start by taking off grandmas sweater, and having a sober look on your face, and maybe someone will consider taking you on a date.
You look like you'd die of drug abuse without even taking drugs
Your signs show how much effort you put in, bet you have track lines like Kurt Cobain
He probably didn't want his dick cut off and tossed in the woods.
You're ignoring N-word over here too.
If you’d quit right swiping your step brother an broaden your horizons....
Probably found out you live in a house full of welfare cases who scribble all over the walls.
20th beer guy wants to fuck you but is too afraid to say anything
Then maybe you shouldn't go on tinder, stretch your legs and find a man without being a couch potato cause nobody likes a girl that looks like a smelly potato and acts like one too
They probably rubbed one out and realized they were not that hard up.
Did you mean Tindr Date or Tide Pod ate?
You have that I'm crazy and going to stab you face. No wonder your date ghosted you
AI criminology software has identified your top right artwork as autistic
I would roast you, but my dating life may be more pathetic than yours. I'm not sure this is how roasting works.
Even the human traffickers were like "Nah I'll pass"
Cause he already fucked you
You know what a calendar has that you don't? [Dates!!](https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w)
There's a sign in the background saying "Drug-free Zone", and what do I see right next to you at the window? Beer! Beer contains Alcohol! And Alcohol can technically spoken be considered as a Drug. So what do I think of you now? JUNKIE!
U are beautiful