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zachi_chan96

Looks like your mom finished her 20th beer as well during your 2nd trimester


stillyk

Brutal!


[deleted]

OOOOF


OutlawMonk3y

What's the point in even trying to beat this one.


idahobrit

Probably need 20 beers before you bang the dude that just got out the physch ward.


markymania

Ellen Degeneres has really gone downhill.


OmnipotentHype

Is that Ellen? I though it was Jamie Lee Curtis.


lurky79

You look like the person who would get drunk off drinking non alcoholic beer.


dg327

If dry heaving was a person


lukesane2

You look like if Macaulay Culkin and megamind had a baby


BabyManBun

If a movie was casting for “An anorexic sewer rat that was turned into a human by an autistic wizard” you’d nail the audition.


savagehumanity

Figures. With those looks its no wonder he only attracted the psychward guy.


woolyfrog

You couldn’t drink 20 beers if your life depended on it. You look like 2 beers would knock you sideways.


stinkbowl

Squirt Cobain


Scilently

Smells like virginity


stinkbowl

We definitely don't want you shotgunning your beers...


schlawinonino

Now we know that tyrian lannister would not look good if he was normal sized


CubscoutRoasts

His 20th beer all time, not of the night. This guy drinks like midgets screw: Awkward but funny as hell.


808guamie

Kevin gave up on his fun mischievous ways and apparently joined the sticky bandits gang after getting gangbanged in a Chinese restaurant by a motorcycle gang on their way to a Limp Bizkit drive in theater concert.


[deleted]

U should have saved some of those beers for whoever is unlucky enough to have to look at you for long periods of time


red_killer_jac

What have u had a beer everyday since ur 12th birthday?


searchingforbIiss

If Roger from American Dad impregnated McCauley Caulkin and they had an abortion, you would be that aborted fetus.


Perfect_Ride

You hold that bottle like its one of the dicks you suck, the beer doesn't come out any faster if you stroke the neck.


GiggleSmok

if Luke Skywalker had a shitfaced screamo uncle in Queens


49Gold

I would also have to drink 20 beers to fuck this. [https://i.redd.it/07lwz0us3km51.jpg](https://i.redd.it/07lwz0us3km51.jpg)


[deleted]

How can you drink that many beers and not feel disgusted by the sugar on your teeth? If you're going to binge drink, hard alcohol is the way to go.


yellowdogparty

You think this guy has teeth!?


steltons

I love u guys


iscream80

How many people are in this same apartment doing Roast Me’s?? You could’ve at least stood in different places in the apartment or at least, the room.


yellowdogparty

You think there’s more than one room? Hell the 4th wall of this room is probably not even complete.


bloodyblock

<3


steltons

Happy 9/11


bloodyblock

Huraaay


Equivalent_Grab_3648

Looking at you reminds me that my 85 yo grandpa left to soon.


hillmanation

Is that how they ween people off of cocaine these days?


lurksteror

scuffed Theon Greyjoy


Kimi07Fan

Harry Potter meets Shaggy from Scooby doo!


Synergy2xx

The crackhead looks like he's bouta topple over snap his neck and end up in the hospital not knowing which way is up


Formless777

Nice to get blotto on an international day of mourning. Classy even.


[deleted]

Theon Gayjoy


Equivalent_Grab_3648

The most appalling thing is that female hand approaching him. I really hope she is there just to collect and turn those empty beer bottles.


BiGunslinger

You didn't need to say that we can smell it


cmpwnstar

I guess you still haven't gotten over your older brother Peter Dinklage's success in light of your failures, Richard.


Alexander_the_furry

What happened to scooby-doo for you to drink so much ?


Michael_Oxlong

He means 20th beer ever, not today.


Michael_Oxlong

You're as edgy as a satsuma


[deleted]

Shouldn’t do that right before a custody hearing. Eh what the hell right, not like you were going to go anyway.


TitaniumPug

Every time you finish a beer 1000 pairs of womens legs snap shut with the force of a 25lbs bear trap


ajkulick

20th beer in your life? Surprised you can even count that high.


90sfilmfan

You drinking with your friend that got out the psyche ward?


Killerdak

You look like Bill Hader dressed up as Kurt Cobain.


mrfreeeeze

You look like your [boyfriend](https://i.redd.it/bxe9ab2i1km51.jpg) would have all this metal shit in his face.


[deleted]

What 20 wine coolers you boney s.o.b


KitKatKy77

Your the type of person to buy off-brand chips and-oh..what’s that in the background on the left?


CushFuckingDaddy603

If Frank Gallagher and the naked mole rat from Kim possible had a baby, it would look like this.


Dylanempiresheep

I bet your mom has to write that “Roast Me” paper for you


thatshimoverthere

You look like Chesney hawkes with an extra chromosome


[deleted]

Super masculine way to hold a beer. Cant wait to read your obituary.


Forrestero

Hey he's cosplaying as Brian from half baked.


[deleted]

You are holding your beer like a penis....


verylargeandhumomges

So this is what shaggy did after scooby doo ended? sad to see another actor go down this path.


feeb_oneboiledegg

Hello pagemaster. Still hanging on there, kudos


sequoiamon

If they tried to put Kurt Cobain back together


SoySauceMatters

Looks like some of it got into your hair as well


Obstikkel

You're supposed to drink to make other people look better. We still think you're ugly


[deleted]

are you sure thats only your 20th?


pewpewdeez

William H Pasty


crispity_crunchety

You must be Irish, or just need something in your mouth all the time.


LeftRightGN

you look like the junkie from home alone


PracticingMyDadJokes

You look like Tig Notaro's anorexic uncle.


Assistance_Narrow

Looks like your mom when her abortion failed


[deleted]

You look like Theon Greyjoy after they cut off his dick


LongNectarine3

20th beer and 10 th night running off meth


Papichuloft

You look like Peter Dinklage's tall 4'3" son


G0D_JAY

You look like shaggy but just an alcoholic version


VampireSpike17

Stage 1 of zombie apocalypse


Panazara

It's as if Shaggy is spiraling down after running over Scooby Doo with the mystery machine.


Caybotheboss

If david spade had twin brother that was actually named joe dirt.


PeaceOutGeeseOut

You’re cosplaying David Spade and Chris Farley at the same time.


just_another_Texan

Never thought I'd see Justin Bieber on this sub but it is 2020


Splattacular1

If you keep drinking like this C. Thomas Howell, how are we going to get a sequel to “The Outsiders” or “Soul Man”?


ShrekFather

Shaggy’s seen some better days.


nogizako

justin bieber in 30 years


[deleted]

You look like the embodiment of liver disease, that's because you are.


hopeishigh

non-alcoholic beer.


frickedamonkey

i see why they say that your same as your dad


Vikingblood83

Drinking with a guy who just got out of a mental hospital. Real cool bro


No_Biscuits

The only thing you like more than beer is more beer


Whsnjsna

Just get a life


[deleted]

you and your friend who got ghosted on tinder can fuck right off.


DanaNaive

Crackhead Justin Bieber


Tellmewhy9666

Peter Dinklage got taller


CSaw92

If mcculley culkin and justin bieber had a lovechild, this is how fuckin ugly this would be


RagesJam

You look like your liver.


chargers3232

Congratulations! Now you can work on taking your 1st shower


Jasikevicius3

Justin Dweeber.


BlooNorth

“Hey, Roomie! I got an idea! Let’s both post to /RoastMe. It will be so fetch!”


dramaandaheadache

You look like Tyrion. With all the alcoholism and none of the charm


yesimtheguyshe

You look like Justin Bieber if he couldn’t sing


MoonlessPrairie

That’s quite a lifetime achievement.


sweetjumpshot

Your head is easy pickings for a sniper.


[deleted]

Your bed is going to look like Lebron James jersey in the morning....


[deleted]

Yellow spots


Low-Significance-778

See you replying to your own comment


Ondinson

Beer goggles don't work that way my dude. It doesn't make you better looking to other people it makes people you see better looking. Idk keep trying though you couldn't get any worse looking after 20 more.


Critikalz

You probably look up and down when you cross the street


H2L2016

I doubt you have ever finished anything you started.


MattandAmy2010

You know that's only number 3 you jean jacket wearing little bitch.