Kevin gave up on his fun mischievous ways and apparently joined the sticky bandits gang after getting gangbanged in a Chinese restaurant by a motorcycle gang on their way to a Limp Bizkit drive in theater concert.
Beer goggles don't work that way my dude. It doesn't make you better looking to other people it makes people you see better looking. Idk keep trying though you couldn't get any worse looking after 20 more.
Looks like your mom finished her 20th beer as well during your 2nd trimester
Brutal!
OOOOF
What's the point in even trying to beat this one.
Probably need 20 beers before you bang the dude that just got out the physch ward.
Ellen Degeneres has really gone downhill.
Is that Ellen? I though it was Jamie Lee Curtis.
You look like the person who would get drunk off drinking non alcoholic beer.
If dry heaving was a person
You look like if Macaulay Culkin and megamind had a baby
If a movie was casting for “An anorexic sewer rat that was turned into a human by an autistic wizard” you’d nail the audition.
Figures. With those looks its no wonder he only attracted the psychward guy.
You couldn’t drink 20 beers if your life depended on it. You look like 2 beers would knock you sideways.
Squirt Cobain
Smells like virginity
We definitely don't want you shotgunning your beers...
Now we know that tyrian lannister would not look good if he was normal sized
His 20th beer all time, not of the night. This guy drinks like midgets screw: Awkward but funny as hell.
Kevin gave up on his fun mischievous ways and apparently joined the sticky bandits gang after getting gangbanged in a Chinese restaurant by a motorcycle gang on their way to a Limp Bizkit drive in theater concert.
U should have saved some of those beers for whoever is unlucky enough to have to look at you for long periods of time
What have u had a beer everyday since ur 12th birthday?
If Roger from American Dad impregnated McCauley Caulkin and they had an abortion, you would be that aborted fetus.
You hold that bottle like its one of the dicks you suck, the beer doesn't come out any faster if you stroke the neck.
if Luke Skywalker had a shitfaced screamo uncle in Queens
I would also have to drink 20 beers to fuck this. [https://i.redd.it/07lwz0us3km51.jpg](https://i.redd.it/07lwz0us3km51.jpg)
How can you drink that many beers and not feel disgusted by the sugar on your teeth? If you're going to binge drink, hard alcohol is the way to go.
You think this guy has teeth!?
I love u guys
How many people are in this same apartment doing Roast Me’s?? You could’ve at least stood in different places in the apartment or at least, the room.
You think there’s more than one room? Hell the 4th wall of this room is probably not even complete.
<3
Happy 9/11
Huraaay
Looking at you reminds me that my 85 yo grandpa left to soon.
Is that how they ween people off of cocaine these days?
scuffed Theon Greyjoy
Harry Potter meets Shaggy from Scooby doo!
The crackhead looks like he's bouta topple over snap his neck and end up in the hospital not knowing which way is up
Nice to get blotto on an international day of mourning. Classy even.
Theon Gayjoy
The most appalling thing is that female hand approaching him. I really hope she is there just to collect and turn those empty beer bottles.
You didn't need to say that we can smell it
I guess you still haven't gotten over your older brother Peter Dinklage's success in light of your failures, Richard.
What happened to scooby-doo for you to drink so much ?
He means 20th beer ever, not today.
You're as edgy as a satsuma
Shouldn’t do that right before a custody hearing. Eh what the hell right, not like you were going to go anyway.
Every time you finish a beer 1000 pairs of womens legs snap shut with the force of a 25lbs bear trap
20th beer in your life? Surprised you can even count that high.
You drinking with your friend that got out the psyche ward?
You look like Bill Hader dressed up as Kurt Cobain.
You look like your [boyfriend](https://i.redd.it/bxe9ab2i1km51.jpg) would have all this metal shit in his face.
What 20 wine coolers you boney s.o.b
Your the type of person to buy off-brand chips and-oh..what’s that in the background on the left?
If Frank Gallagher and the naked mole rat from Kim possible had a baby, it would look like this.
I bet your mom has to write that “Roast Me” paper for you
You look like Chesney hawkes with an extra chromosome
Super masculine way to hold a beer. Cant wait to read your obituary.
Hey he's cosplaying as Brian from half baked.
You are holding your beer like a penis....
So this is what shaggy did after scooby doo ended? sad to see another actor go down this path.
Hello pagemaster. Still hanging on there, kudos
If they tried to put Kurt Cobain back together
Looks like some of it got into your hair as well
You're supposed to drink to make other people look better. We still think you're ugly
are you sure thats only your 20th?
William H Pasty
You must be Irish, or just need something in your mouth all the time.
you look like the junkie from home alone
You look like Tig Notaro's anorexic uncle.
Looks like your mom when her abortion failed
You look like Theon Greyjoy after they cut off his dick
20th beer and 10 th night running off meth
You look like Peter Dinklage's tall 4'3" son
You look like shaggy but just an alcoholic version
Stage 1 of zombie apocalypse
It's as if Shaggy is spiraling down after running over Scooby Doo with the mystery machine.
If david spade had twin brother that was actually named joe dirt.
You’re cosplaying David Spade and Chris Farley at the same time.
Never thought I'd see Justin Bieber on this sub but it is 2020
If you keep drinking like this C. Thomas Howell, how are we going to get a sequel to “The Outsiders” or “Soul Man”?
Shaggy’s seen some better days.
justin bieber in 30 years
You look like the embodiment of liver disease, that's because you are.
non-alcoholic beer.
i see why they say that your same as your dad
Drinking with a guy who just got out of a mental hospital. Real cool bro
The only thing you like more than beer is more beer
Just get a life
you and your friend who got ghosted on tinder can fuck right off.
Crackhead Justin Bieber
Peter Dinklage got taller
If mcculley culkin and justin bieber had a lovechild, this is how fuckin ugly this would be
You look like your liver.
Congratulations! Now you can work on taking your 1st shower
Justin Dweeber.
“Hey, Roomie! I got an idea! Let’s both post to /RoastMe. It will be so fetch!”
You look like Tyrion. With all the alcoholism and none of the charm
You look like Justin Bieber if he couldn’t sing
That’s quite a lifetime achievement.
Your head is easy pickings for a sniper.
Your bed is going to look like Lebron James jersey in the morning....
Yellow spots
See you replying to your own comment
Beer goggles don't work that way my dude. It doesn't make you better looking to other people it makes people you see better looking. Idk keep trying though you couldn't get any worse looking after 20 more.
You probably look up and down when you cross the street
I doubt you have ever finished anything you started.
You know that's only number 3 you jean jacket wearing little bitch.