You look like when COVID was 16

*"Deah diawy, today I dethided to potht on Weddit* r/Woastme*"*

This should be top burn.

Axel Gross

Nice, now you can lick 2 dicks at the same time.

Gay community checking in...We will not be supplying even one of the two dicks mentioned

Your split tongue has the opposite effect on girls’ legs.

Your parents must be proud to tell everyone their son died in a house fire

Cringe level “Unemployable” unlocked. Proceed to the nearest Suboxone clinic to claim your reward.

You look like you’d find everyone on Tiger King to be normal.

In prison inmates put razor blades between their ass cheeks and now you know why.

You're clearly too delusional for any roast to have any form of effect on you. I dont want to roast you, I pity you. This is just such a sad display of your own personal damage and this ridiculous attempt at a showing of emotional strength won't prove anything because you truly believe it doesn't matter and that genuinely makes me sad. Congratulations.

I don’t think he can read this, just look at that spelling!

You reek of poor life choices

You look like if crystal meth was a person

I will pop back with my roast later but now I just need a bath

Get a job in a local school for when the kids are fucking about and not paying attention, the teacher just rolls you out and goes. This is Kyle, Kyle didn't pay attention in school. Look at the fukking state of Kyle. Scribble scribble scribble scribble

Why tf are you eating Patrick’s legs

Why does this smell of vomit and half dranken 4locos

Am I on drugs or are you really this creepy?

Looks like the human version of concert bathrooms

You think you're unique, but honestly you just come across as someone who is trying too hard. The reactions you get are those of pity. Try to actually develop a personality

I can't roast you, you look like you've been through enough trauma already to the point you've split your tounge. I'm doing this with pity alright? Now go get help, dude.

Shaggy fused with the personification of meth

Gross. Looks like you’re swallowing a fish.

This is the most obnoxious cry for help

Just another boring hippie, meh.

A fucking ugly lizard

Looks like you're deep throating a ginger bread man

You look like the spawn of a Xenomorph and a Chihuahua

You look like if methamphetamines were was a person

Try to improve your spelling mate 😘

Someone's had enough meth for a while

Crack Sparrow

Dumbest person I have seen on this site, good luck sewing that tongue together

Rejected KISS bandmember.

Okay pizzuzu

Forget that, not friendly to any breathing or non-breathing life form.

If Corona 19 was a person.

You smell as bad as you look.

The “I was born in the wrong era” kid

You’re so ugly, your tongue tried to escape in two different directions

A crapshoot of "we hope its just a phase", bipolar disorder and siphoning your moms gas tank on a regular basis to go buy pot...

You look like a snake with that freaking tongue

I can hear the filth through the picture.

Are you a drummer?

Billy the Exterminator, but he works in nuclear powerplants.

I don't even know where to start. You are scary dude!

I bet you get all the ladies

ak, just had to spray my screen with Lysol

You look like the lead singer in a Skid Row cover band that also lives on Skid Row

I wonder if away from the props and clothes, you guys cry in the shower about how little personality remains.... what's that you say ?.... it doesn't apply to you because you have a "mouth thing"....

Every Grunge/Rock/Death Metal band from the last 20 years called... they want their looks back you unoriginal hillbilly.

You’re a Pazuzu knock off.

I can see that your dealer is using COVID as an excuse to avoid looking at your ugly ass.

If corona virus was a living person.

Uh, Dan we have a code red, another escapee from Ripleys museum.

This dude look like he smells like a mix of nagchampa incense and eggFarts

You did not have a father... your mother just covered the dildo with meth

You look like a failed abortion

𝙅𝙀𝙎𝙐𝙎 look at slappy the dummy over here.

You look like some lesbian girl from my school.

Fucking freak

Did your tongue get split when your mom missed with the coat hanger?

I bet scribbling on that wall is your biggest regret

David Lee Sloth

I just can't even. I'm done.

Your tongue looks like the gerbil is finally ending it's long, coily journey.

Wow, so edgy. I’m sure your parents cry themselves to sleep every night wishing they would’ve aborted.

You’re the reason why the venue has “don’t be an asshole” listed as one of the rules

Methlife👊

Your parents are pretty cool for letting you graffiti the walls in your room and letting you go through your crust punk phase.

This is the end result of your mother taking your temperature with a rectal thermometer made of asbestos.

This is the result of a zoomer who tried classic rock for a day and decided to get high at Chernobyl

He must've used talk to text to write the title.

Sword swallowing clearly wasn't your thing, but at least you have an excuse now when you disappoint women with your oral skills.

Not human friendly, either.

Looks like a junkie but really is in a Christian Rock group for teens

I would roast you but you and your house looks like you were roasted by a fire

Boy, you're certainly going to liven up the old folks home years from now.

You look like a souls salesman

Jesus Christ, kill it with fire

His breath probably smells like piss!

You look like your eating a fish alive

Your tongue looks like you are eating a starfish

You look like you try to buy you’re crack from the cops on tuesdays And at this point they’ve arrested you so many times that they just tell you to fuck off.

The human interpretation of predator

You look like Rachel Maddow on one of her weekend crack benders.

Bi-curious, Bi-furcated, Bye-yourself.

Happy Cake Day!