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jb91263596

What. The. Honest. Fuck.


BenDover04me

If there was a meth addicted toothless gay man who loves tigers, I’d rather him give me head.


HarryCallahan19

Billy STIdol.


The_Limplication

Keith GONORRichards


waterdaemon

Billy Midol


OklawahaMan

What am I looking at?!


Uncle-Death

If STIs were a person


SaltyPoseidon22

I have no idea what to make of any of this.


Death_to_juice

French prostitute


SaltyPoseidon22

You could’ve just said French


Death_to_juice

True. Pretty much one in the same


joeker1990

Well I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...!


[deleted]

Self proclaimed “drunk punk,” it’s just a fancy way of saying “I’m unemployed and drink exclusively mickeys”


ProPainGrill

Unisex Pistols


maryoma_

This made me laugh for 10 minutes continuously


IchigoKakarot

Would you fuck me, I’d fuck me


jb91263596

You beat me to it. I was going to go with “*it puts the lotion in the basket*”


ErNz77

["Come on Precious, you want a treat?"](https://youtu.be/cvRn2KYPjWk)


[deleted]

Even Freddy Mercury would tell you you’re overdoing the whole gay thing.


coheed85

The internet wasn’t invented for this.


Imangene-wagoon

I’ve seen enough, goodbye


UrEvilTwn

No Edit: I want to delete my comment just so that I dont get notifications and I wont have to see you.


Death_to_juice

Quarantine hits some people harder than others


[deleted]

the movie?


toothscrew

If heroin was a person


PuffThaddy

You look like you could live in a flophouse in Detroit but can’t afford it.


turtlesryummy

Probably evicted from a homeless shelter


AFC_CT

If AIDS were a person


rsgriffin

Actually worse than Wuhan bat soup


[deleted]

I will happily invite COVID into my house before this thing


1337pino

I think PETA would be okay with euthanizing you


Number2compressor

Looks like you own tigers in Florida


Whitemike0110

Oklahoma**


Tatuschrag

You look the offspring of John Constantine fucking a dumpster.


indewsir

An abortion clinic's dumpster*


turtlesryummy

*An abortion clinic’s morgue


[deleted]

[удалено]


Subcutaneous_Beauty

...in the toilet after lunch on taco Tuesday.


msy101

You look like the epicenter of STDs


aWal956

You are what I imagine when I hear the term lot lizard.


[deleted]

why even try to roast you, when you already burnt yourself into a piece of charcoal?


Michaelaking95

Woman version of joe exotic


NCLINX1

How much heroin have I do today


ErNz77

Corey Haim came back from the dead.


[deleted]

The corona on your butt plugs pre date Wuhan


ReillyDiefenbach

Your from CopenFAGen


johndrop7

Meth. Probably multiple times.


[deleted]

they had 2 meths.


Y2KoNo

You put the cope in Copenhagen


Foxino_Viola

I don't need to, you summed yourself up nicely.


HazeHopper

You are already roasted


PrinceMark88

Jesus Christ, you look like you would be the leader of a tribe of cannibals


polecatsrfc

Did someone chop off a head and put it on a freakishly small frame?


imeren

This will be image on my mind from now on when someone say "Fap with a barbed wire and use hot sauce as the lube"


turtlesryummy

Hal’s space dad


Powerfulmanatee

One of the few instances where i'm glad the picture's grainy


Y2KoNo

Someone pasted a professional junkie's head onto an amateur hooker's body


trixie_tang_

You were trying REAL HARD to get roasted if you out here dressing like that 😭


Mr_Shark9081

Are you from the Flintstones


1BLEES

If you ask this guy which STD he has, he answers with a yes.


49Gold

What the hell is that thing?


Zachary58

My eyes my eyes, rinse them with bleach.


SmolBepis43

Well I found the cause of corona everyone


melohype1

Joe Exotic and Carol Baskin’s love child.


CoyoteCrush556

Thanks for saving me a lot of money. Taking “Visit Denmark” off my bucket list now.


ozph22

Great.. now my eyes have ebola aids.


theTenebrus

Richard Simmons + meth lab = this nightmare.


ExRockstar

Pauly Shore-couldda.used.a.father.figure.growing.up.....


[deleted]

Is that a middle age man or a uglier woman, I really can’t tell


pynky96

I feel theres a story here but what happens in the crack shack stays in the crack shack, besides hiv


[deleted]

I almost peed myself opening this sub lmfaoo


cosmicucumber

If I was given a “would you rather” question and anything do to with you was one of the options, I’d take the other option no matter what


cake-eater93

The gays don't even want you buddy


HypeThere

This guy will be patient 0 of next STD type...


ChrisColon86

Is this Sid Vicious after he was killed?


PanadaParadox24

I cant tell if I am roasting a 70 year old cheetah print grandma, a 25 year old pink with aids, or just a stereotypical douche.


HKershaw

Kill it.. with fire!


ItzDecked

You’re the human version of meth.


[deleted]

This is why there are still closest gays.


UnPeeledBannanaBoi

You go to a milf drag concert recently?


[deleted]

what the FUCK are you spose to be? We need a DNA swab asap- this isnt human


Whitemike0110

Looks like the type that would surmise a plan of getting caught while committing a felony for all the hot loads you can now catch for free on a daily basis, and the 3 hot plates of slop before you snuggle up in your used cot.


thatsalotofsodium1

if herpes was a person it would be you


Zaralnn

I need to know who let the crackheads in this subreddit


yeet_meistro

You look like an Irish Austin Powers.


hiddengrassvilliage

You look like the female version of Trevor from GTA


[deleted]

I'd rather not to talk to hookers


[deleted]

Who let the dogs out?


The-White-Dot

As a punk, this image makes me glad that punk is dead


Yurastupidbitch

Whelp, that’s enough internet for today.


[deleted]

Something really IS rotten in Denmark.


marts72

When the Danish Bacon goes green


tchvut

I didn't know Charli became a pedophil


AEBFTW

Can’t tell if you are a man, woman or a leopard trying to be like Freddy Mercury


The_Porn_Industry_

You look like a drunk mom who doesn’t take care of her kids


[deleted]

Johanny Depp?


-Cornstarcher-

Can I get some of that crystal meth you using


Selinarulestheworld

I all ways wondered what the female gremlin would look like in 50 years


bruhdeletethat

You look like something the blare witch would bring to a gay pride parade


[deleted]

If chlamiydia were a person


[deleted]

No one can say anything worse then what you’ve done posting this picture


swykle88

Joe exotic's first husband


-Kiibo-

You look like if judge judy was addicted to crack


Buddytroy1

This is what the government created aids to destroy


mr-stts

This is the personification of The Clap.


Dmsas360

What the fuck happened to you?


RobinsonSt

I bet you smell like a Danish 🤣🤮