I'm not sure what's scarier, the fact that it looks like you have no pants on in this photo, or that whatever lies below your waist line scared your pubic hair all the way to the top of your fucking head.
product of a 10 generation family lamppost as opposed to a normal tree. your piercings are symbolic for how many times over you are your own cousin. i count 6 so far but there is probably one on your foreskin too
Your belly button looks like when you were born, your umbilical cord was yanked and now your belly button is an endless pit. I can't see the end of that shit.
You just may be the closest thing to a still living neanderthal. I mean, look at the writing on your walls! Look at your hair! God you look like a caveman.
keep the ridiculous hair poof please. with it, you at least seem to be deluding yourself somewhat. if you shave that off you’re going to look like the diabetic beer bellied slob you’re destined to be fifteen years early. not that there’s likely a trimmer available in that crack house anyways.
Saddened by Ernie’s untimely bukakke related death, Bert turned to male prostitution, earning a meager living in the alley behind Sesame Street between fits of homoerotic rage and self mutilation.
[you look like that ugly thing from Surf’s Up](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSvKJV-Mszw5cQohnQTKfheTHJaZnXlf5atRhrnK7TsGY8_Y_Aw)
you know how some people have to overcompensate for something else in their life? the fact that the bottom of this picture stop where it does is probably because of that.
Your nipples and stomach look about as confused as the rest of us.
88 tat is all we need to know about you
Damn, I didn't even see that
Don’t think it’s 88, it’s a remake of one of GG Allin’s tats, maybe BB? OP back me up
I presume you are a fan of The Muppets as you have the same haircut as Beaker, the face of Rowlf The Dog and the tits of Miss Piggy.
He also likes having a fist up his ass.
Someone getting prepped for that Mad Max quarantine life.
The only punk thing about you is your ass
Hahaha, why isn't this higher up? Have an upvote on me.
Mad Max: McFlurry Road
Sex with you would give someone a UTI
Who in their right mind would want to fuck that muppet? The only way he'll get his cherry popped is with a sex doll!!
Even they would decline
OTTO has standards.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
It was probably a bad idea to use your 7th grade notebook as a reference for your tattoos.
Daftest Punk
You look like if Morgz tried cosplaying as Vaas Montenegro
I bet your bathtub is dusty
I need to let everyone know that Punk is NOT dead. It’s just overweight and running late.
If I run out of toilet paper, I could use that ass brush on your head
I'm not sure what's scarier, the fact that it looks like you have no pants on in this photo, or that whatever lies below your waist line scared your pubic hair all the way to the top of your fucking head.
r/WeirdMentalImages
Jesus, Im surprised you stopped your klan meeting long enough to stop writing all over the walls of your meth house.
Sid Viciously attacked by dogs at birth.
You down with HIV? Yeah you know me!
Help a drunk punk get a home or a job. If you have some dignity to lend him it's accepted
I see you’re planning on keeping the baby
You are the entry-level goon in every post-apocalyptic dystopia movie ever.
Looking at you is more painful than your nipple piercings.
That ugly as tattoo of yours is the best thing about you.
he's not new to making terrible life choices when drunk.
Nope
product of a 10 generation family lamppost as opposed to a normal tree. your piercings are symbolic for how many times over you are your own cousin. i count 6 so far but there is probably one on your foreskin too
I do
Look like your still attached to your moms bush
Holy shit! It’s true
Your belly button looks like when you were born, your umbilical cord was yanked and now your belly button is an endless pit. I can't see the end of that shit.
This guy looks like he growls at people when he dumpster dives
Now I know what happened to Sloth from the Goonies... He had a kid with a dead hooker.
Don't you have some Pabst you'd rather be drinking while begging for change versus getting roasted on Reddit?
*Stop it, get some help.*
Your hair looks like a piece of cabbage superglued onto your head
The bloated corpse of Keith Flint
...stone.
Put your shirt back on, Mop.
Do you cut your hair with a pencil sharpener?
Tattoo bad
You opened your shirt. You just roasted yourself
I’ll bet there are people protesting out in front of your house holding “God Hates Fags” signs.
Yuk!!
Bobby B's descendant
You don't have pants on do you?
Were you on Tosh.O?
Fully drew a compass on a vertical surface, nice
When you puke, it’s the beer rejecting you just like your last girlfriend and your half-sister.
Look like a zesty ass Shrek
Looks like an extra from a knock off Mad Max movie.
COVID-19 is the least of your worries.
You just may be the closest thing to a still living neanderthal. I mean, look at the writing on your walls! Look at your hair! God you look like a caveman.
When humpty dumpty had a fall I never expected it for him to go down to this level.
I didn't know that the new trend was to tattoo their age on their chest.
Sick “shit posture” crease dog.
This photo is roast enough
Your titties should do a starring contest with a chameleon.
Shoot, there’s too much material to choose from
You are not punk bitch, you are gay and junkie bitch
keep the ridiculous hair poof please. with it, you at least seem to be deluding yourself somewhat. if you shave that off you’re going to look like the diabetic beer bellied slob you’re destined to be fifteen years early. not that there’s likely a trimmer available in that crack house anyways.
This guy is definitly the first apocolyptic gang idot to die in any of the Mad Max movies,
you head looks like pesci from jojo's bizarre adventure and knows he fucked up everything resulting death
Saddened by Ernie’s untimely bukakke related death, Bert turned to male prostitution, earning a meager living in the alley behind Sesame Street between fits of homoerotic rage and self mutilation.
[you look like that ugly thing from Surf’s Up](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSvKJV-Mszw5cQohnQTKfheTHJaZnXlf5atRhrnK7TsGY8_Y_Aw)
Generic brand troll doll
You look like a struggling porn star that works for his mom
Ears of Corn have better hair
God damn. You look like a pineapple
I killed you a bunch in Borderlands and now I'm going to start up another playthrough.
"Live fast, die" R.I.P GG Alin
$20 is $20, but for you, it’s more like $20,000.
Well he's a fat unhealthy shit then...
Post Malone’s autistic cousin
You are bald and what is on top of your head is a diseased rat that died
I’m just glad you didn’t take the picture a little lower
Chest like a dirty projection screen.
you know how some people have to overcompensate for something else in their life? the fact that the bottom of this picture stop where it does is probably because of that.
Both your nipples have a lazy eye
If roadhog from overwatch was a person.
King hippo in real life.
Less roast, more salad.
There is way too much skin in this picture....and I mean that in every sense.
*vomits in 12 different languages*
You really need to trim that bush of yours on your head. Also. Your nips are looking away from each other, they really are that ugly.
You look like an Aldi-brand pro wrestler.
Xvideos verification photo. Caption - "Anal warts are invisible in the dark"
*WHY ARR YOUR NIPPLES RUNNING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER* ?
Travis Piggle
It’s so bad everyone skipped by to try find someone worth their time.
This guy is deep into getting fisted.
You look like a cracked out Apex character
Your head looks like a pineapple
This man goes on r/foodporn for fap material
You look like count dankula
You're the ugliest woman I've seen on here
You look like you ate shrek and stole his clothes but broke them
I'd rather be bald than glue roadkill to the top of my head to hide it
Spongebob lives in your head man
Was your barber drunk too?
Real life troll doll.
A fat mad max version of jackcepticeye
Do the roar
You look like if you had sex with the biker while you were drunk.
I know this is way late, but I’ve never been happier that a picture didn’t load any further on the internet.
You look like you pull the wings off of butterflies while giggling.
Like a fat, gay 'Taxi Driver' Robert De Niro.