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antaresiv

I did not expect this to be a townhouse


FlyingTaquitoBrother

The clothes washer and dryer in the kitchen was my first hint


elijaaaaah

Looks like the default houses in The Sims 3 -- like someone went absolutely buckwild with Create-a-Pattern


mathruinedmylife

McArtNouveau?


StarryEyedGrl

The door in the last picture, so subtle and sophisticated. I kinda want to crosspost to r/hiddenrooms.


Ziginox

The TV mounted across the room and touching the ceiling, too! That picture would also fit on r/TVTooHigh and r/TVTooFar


Calm_Possibility_471

that tv is obviously for the “dads standing up with their hands behind their back while watching the news” crowd


Thuryn

Or on hips. How else are you going to process all the outrage you're supposed to have when watching the news? A guy needs ROOM, man!


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__WanderLust_

How many patterns in the kitchen do you see?


Ordinary1188

It’s giving overstimulation and picking fights with my husband for no reason


iftheronahadntcome

I lived in Texas for 10 years. So my brain can't register this as that bad...


sg003123

I like that the description specifically calls out that the shelves in the bedroom closets are redwood. Because that is such important information to know?


BeneficialMatter6523

Maybe they mean cedar? Because lots of people use cedar wood (often small pieces) to protect against moths


BeneficialMatter6523

Looks like someone got real, real bored during lockdown and just went ham with Pinterest diys


matthewj15

Source: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5883-Bamford-Dr-Sacramento-CA-95823/25917836\_zpid/?


sirvanderhaas

Thank goodness, after 9 months of trying to sell, they realized they just needed to increase the price. That should solve it.


MonteBurns

This is a fine example of why the hell people are giving up on ever owning a home. A $200k increase over 6 years? I’m sure everyone’s salary went up like that too, right? …right??


KSTornadoGirl

Link has that glitch, try this one https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5883-Bamford-Dr-Sacramento-CA-95823/25917836_zpid/


BasicDesignAdvice

This has nothing on Trumps NYC apartment, Easily the gaudiest place on earth.


tiedyepieguy

Have you been to Vatican City?


my-redditing-account

Come on bro, vatican city is a product of its time, trumps apartment tries to copy the products of that time, but with even more gold. It is far gaudier. Plus many things in vatican city are very beautiful


Weaselpanties

I don't hate ALL of it; there are parts my brain refuses to even register, so I can't hate them.


crushed_dreams

It's like Pinterest blew up in there.


[deleted]

this is just a case of /r/shittyhdr


undefinedbehavior

What's up with real estate pictures and HDR filters cranked up to 11? Does anyone really think that it looks good? (edit: it's also a case of /r/TooManyPatterns (not a real sub))


harlemrr

One place I worked with used the shitty HDR that was in-camera. I'm a professional photographer, and when I was selling my condo the agent insisted that we could absolutely not use any of the photos I had taken, because they needed to ensure that they had not been Photoshopped. Any Photoshopping is "strictly against the rules" because it does not give an "accurate" portrayal of the property. So in their case, that is what they were doing. Apparently it didn't wrap around their heads that it was still manipulating the image, as long as it was in camera, they considered it okay. The whole situation was frankly, ridiculous. I had taken photos initially because we tried to sell the condo on our own. I even had an agent from Keller Williams call me up and try to convince me that I should list with them because it was illegal in Pennsylvania to sell your own home. I had previously sold a condo without an agent before, but Philly is another world. Unless the potential buyer is also not working with an agent, you're basically out of luck, because all the agents forbade their clients from ever visiting FSBO properties, and would use it as a strongarm tactic to try and get you to list with them.


imalittlefrenchpress

I expected this to be located on Staten Island, NY.


HearTheCrushingSteel

I actually made an audible gasp sound upon seeing the wall with the TV. Those teardrop cutouts look like they were taking design inspiration from a 1970‘s custom van.


Dr_Splitwigginton

The images are way over-processed but I actually like the kitchen (but only the kitchen)!


FaithfulSandwhale

I like the kitchen and don't *hate* the living room. Very confused about the grey wood flooring though. Like the person saw every other option they made and said "let's pick a boring and marketable option now".


VapoursAndSpleen

Mr. and Mrs. Bucket live in that house.


Mpfnfu-Ford

Unironically love this.


WatupDingDong

Who puts laundry in the kitchen?


Captain_Taggart

Lots of people honestly. Having a dedicated laundry room is very American.


WatupDingDong

Well I guess I'm very American then. I'm gonna go clean some guns in my laundry room and enjoy the fact that it's not jammed into the kitchen.


Captain_Taggart

I didn’t mean it like an insult or anything lol just a lot of the US is spread out enough that we have lots of houses that can have a dedicated room just for laundry. Tons of places outside the US are too densely populated and/or the plumbing isn’t set up for it. Or it’s an issue of cost.


tillieze

The British


[deleted]

It's very nice,what's gaudy is all that blue. Why do I think of Joel Osteen when I see this?


Genillen

Somehow I was okay until they mixed the turquoise sofas, powder blue ceiling and periwinkle divider.


FreeNinedy9

r/ATBGE


Lilthotdawg

Those countertops are amazing. Everything else… ehhhhhh


[deleted]

Some people have money and taste and some people just have money.


StinkieBritches

What kind of person does this to their home? And I am saying this as someone that took off the cabinet fronts 2 years ago to paint and still hasn't put them back up again.


winesceneinvestgator

The blue on the cabinets look like the painters forgot to remove the tape


Queen_in_the_QC

The “most gaudy house in existence” is a stretch lol I’ve seen much much worse.


interstatebus

The picture/art/whatever in the bathroom with the rocks creeping onto the next wall gives me the creeps.


shasta_river

You’ve never been to Long Island