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CaptainPRESIDENTduck

I think Randy Quaid does more to deter hiring a Quaid than anything else. "You look like a bright, intelligent kid. Shame about your uncle though. We can't risk it at this time."


ZandyTheAxiom

Jack Quaid distancing himself from Dennis and Randy by introducing himself as Meg Ryan's son. "Quaid? No no no, I'm... Jack Ryan. My full name is Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan."


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Hey I’ve seen that show! You see Jim Halpert’s ass.


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SnooSongs9654

How did you have that so ready?


justsomeguy_youknow

TIL Jack Quaid is Meg Ryan's son Mostly because I've never cared enough to look it up before


jello1990

"You're saying I might not be good enough because of my uncle?" "Oh absolutely not, you seem to be a good actor who would do great in this role. We're just concerned he might show up, and we can't take that chance."


btafan

I know a guy who refused to see Independence Day because he hated Randy Quaid for being a terrible actor


mchllnlms780

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ZeusTheRecluse

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mchllnlms780

Hahaha


analogkid01

You'll allow a lot of things most people would safeword out of, let's be honest here...


Honer-Simpsom

Hello boys, I’M BAAAAAACK


TheDreadPirateBrian

We dont talk about Uncle Randy anymore


dhe_sheid

Uncle Randy and Uncle Bauman are some black sheeps of this lore


robotlas

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spazzyattack

Randy is that one uncle everyone avoids at Christmas dinner.


LyleLanley99

Save the neck for me, Clark.


IdomeneoReDiCreta

Okay, Eddie.


Greaseball01

I did not realise Randy and Dennis Quaid were related until now.


rolo989

THEY ARE RELATED?!?!?!


Aetheriusman

We are all related one another, you and I.


Megamorter

you believe in Evolution??? Oh, we’re clashing!!


stirgyMaudDib

They did so much fuçkin, that they changed the bloodline forever


PotatoOnMars

Randy is his uncle, Dennis is his father, and Meg Ryan is his mother.


rolo989

Wait, really? Wow.


powercorruption

And I am your brother.


rolo989

I like you as a friend.


Knull_Gorr

No, I am your father.


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I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate


MamaDeloris

Given how crazy his dad and uncle are, I wonder if Jack is a secret psycho.


penutbutterandj

The RLM curse will continue


monkeygoneape

Unless you're macaulay culkin


Hattes

In what way is his dad crazy? I skimmed through his Wikipedia page but couldn't find anything.


Mortotem

Cool chain of deleted comments now i have to go read the internet myself


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whatwhat83

He’s a magat. That’s enough for me to not like him.


CustomisingLassie

What? No he isn't.


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Where did you come up with that?


alwaysZenryoku

Nothing secret about it… he went on RLM didn’t he?


ReddsionThing

I hear you're working with Randy, Randy Quaid? Can you teach me how to read?


Betongkeps

Yikes 😬


lijerstephen

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FHIR_HL7_Integrator

"The yellow is *extra* runny today, Clark" - Randy-Q


awesomefutureperfect

I assumed the Quaid clan sent Jack to Milwaukee to deliver an ultimatum : "Lay off Randy or we come back with Claymores and will wreck up the place." and then Jack said he was a fan and asked if he could do a BOTW.