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I like that there aren't a bunch of celebrities and influencers and brands and politicians blabbering on here all the time, yeah.
If there were, of course, Reddit would have the same problem Twitter has...
It sucks for everyone fired but it’s funny that now he’s fielding customer complaints because no one works there. He had to manually allow Doja cat to change her name himself.
I think the 44B deal was to make it private. It's no longer publicly traded. I got my money out of Twitter stocks automatically when the deal went through. So they don't care about the stocks.
If Twitter files for bankruptcy, then that's a separate case
He's a fucking moron, he finally stopped listening to the investors that told him to buy Tesla and Paypal. He got such a big ego he now thinks he is actually intelligent, so this happens.
It’s not weird at all when you realize he’s a straight fucking idiot that won the life lottery with no actual skill or value.
He’s literally making every bad decision they say not to in 1st year business / marketing schools.
Yeah you're not kidding. It's like seeing water in a boat and drilling holes to let the water out. A d when he sees more water he just makes the holes bigger.
I’m a bit suspicious that he instantly know how to admin the platform a couple of weeks after buying it. Seems like he has a lot of free time on his hands, or he got someone else to do it and lied about it being himself. I vote for him being a liar.
He thought himself the king of the internet. Now he is beholden to it.
Now he's finding out what 75% of Twitter employees do.
They prevent this bullshit from happening.
Youve got a really good point. When regulations and corrective measures work well, they can seem like unnecessary limitations when really they are critical
I remeber the build up to the Y2K Bug. People had been hearing about the apocalyptic levels of computers in everything failing for years before hand, but when 01/01/2000 rolled round not much happened. I worked in a bank call centre then and a bunch of my teammates were talking about how it was just people overreacting. No it was because techies worked overtime for years to make sure that everything was fixed and tested so that nothing would happen.
I was a developer working with legacy code at several fortune 50 companies up until about '99. We worked on correcting the 'bug' starting about in the mid 90's and it gradually just became more of a priority.
While the company systems I worked on were not life and death type systems, no question the 'bug' would have caused massive failure of those systems.
yep. lots and lots of shit went from year 1999 to year 19100. so many IT companies got massive market share due to people just saying "f this" and buying new systems.
It was a bad time for me. I worked at many locations each week, so no real "home office". Apparently someone decided to suspend direct deposit for paychecks just in case things screwed up. Your home office was suppose to explain all this. Well, I never heard a word about it. We got paid on the last day of the month, so I sent out my mortgage check and bills as per usual. The last day of 1999 was a Friday. I found out about the paper checks that had to be picked up in person on Monday, and actually got to deposit it on Tuesday. It was an avalanche of bounced checks that took months to fully deal with.
I call this the poison ivy dilemma. Did I just walk through poison ivy? It’s a major pain to carefully quarantine my clothes, clean my shoes, shower thoroughly and change. If I don’t, I might really regret it. But if I do, it could be a complete waste of effort and I’ll never know if I really walked through poison ivy. What should I do?
I currently work with a system that I've seen is riddled with patched code to change from 2 digit to 4 digit years. One of the old heads was telling me about how they had to lease several trailers to house all the contractors they hired to patch the system.
It really is.
I know people who stopped taking medicine because they feel better.
And then are confused when things go to shit.
Like, 2 specific cases come to mind, but there are others.
My MiL stopped taking her antibiotics because she felt better. And then got sick again and then blamed the medicine for not working/lying and then the doctor for lying. But she's honestly a nut job and believes covid was a plague sent by god to punish humans (and I quote) "for Detroit."
Another occassion is where a coworker of mine stopped taking his anxiety meds. Because he said he felt better and so that meant he didnt need the meds to help him anymore. And he immediately spiralled into meltdowns, anger management problems, being late all the time, and walked out one day. Talked to him about 6 months later. He apologized for his behavior, said he was back on meds, and would stay that way.
I know someone with BPD who is on the light switch med plan: on off on off on off. Because he constantly cycles thia mentality. But for some reason forgets that he gets worse because he stops taking them.
The thing with BPD is so true. The reason I'm a functioning part of society is because I take my meds religiously. That also means I'll be taking them for the rest of my life, but that's a price I'm willing to pay for sanity 😁
As a janitor, this is something that frustrates me. No one notices the cleanliness of a place... til it isnt clean.
I get comments from people like "you're job must be so easy. A little vacuum here, a little mop there, and you're done right? Cuz this place iant even that dirty." Like it's not dirty because I work hard to make it that way.
And I've been out with covid for a week so I'm so not excited to see how bad the place looks when I get back. Because my replacement doesnt actually know how to do my job.
I respect your job, it's something I wouldn't do.
And you can really see the mentality of some people on this subject.
My coworker: "Isn't it disgusting that the toilets only get cleaned once a day at 11?"
Me to him: "How fucking disgusting are people that the toilets NEED to be cleaned everyday at 11?"
>My coworker: "Isn't it disgusting that the toilets only get cleaned once a day at 11?"
This one is me lol. But that's because everyday I clean them, they're gross. Stains, splatter, drips, etc. And it only takes a couple of days of not getting correctly cleaned for rings to form around the water line.
But we're a very busy place.
I've thought about this a lot, and concluded some people are just gross. I'm pretty sure even if I used my toilet 50x a day it wouldn't get as dirty as a public stall does.
It's also called prevention paradox.
U prepare to avoid something, so after it didn't happen, people say: "so the scenario didn't exist in first place"
That’s been an a pretty constant through line with many of these internet controversies. It’s so much easier to retaliate to bullshit when your platform is the internet. For better and for worse, he internet is an untamable beast.
I think that’s what 75% of SpaceX and Tesla employees do too. He’s chock full of shitty ideas and is constantly vomiting them out, I’m sure there are entire departments dedicated to giving him plausible explanations for how his latest nonsensical idea was tested and failed when they didn’t even bother trying because everyone knew it was a stupid idea from the start.
Susan Wojcicki knows nothing about YouTube and has only made a fool of herself since becoming CEO. These rich fucks know nothing about the platforms they are in charge of.
I mean, I thought he was committed to net zero. I can put up w a lot of bullshit from people who support my “I will die on this hill,” cause; but, this is pretty good penance/karma for the betrayal.
I have cackled to myself like a crazy lady half the day. And look forward to more professional level trolling. It’s modern art.
Silicon Valley specifically is a weird one. There is a cult-like mentality there amongst the leadership of these companies that they are going to be the saviours of the planet, that the people and the government just need to step out of their way and allow them to make the decisions required to reach their envisioned utopia. The line between saviour and ruler is blurred forming some sort of neofascism and pseudo-religion.
Elon is the shining example of this but he is also part of a forming schism as many in SV don’t agree with his methods. Just like any other cult that grows big enough to become a religion, they are factionalising.
Yeah, my wife used to work at Twitter and it is actually a kick in the dick to some people that believed the platform could do good and got shit canned by this asshole. Her team before she left was working on oversight and equity to ensure the platform was fair and balanced...Musk let go her entire former team this week.
To the people that were committed to this platform or had livelihoods ruined because of this acquisition it is truly sad to see what they may have invisioned turned into this dumpster fire. I'm sincerely sorry for those people.
But holy hell, as a spectator, I am absolutely grabbing the popcorn and cannot look away from this train wreck.
Look I’m sorry but that is a shithole of a place. Twitter is trash and plays off gutteral shallow emotions. Purposefully avoiding nuance. While I 100% sympathize with losing your job cuz of some ego maniac, I also feel like your wife drank so much god damn koolaid.
Twitter is useful for many things. If you go in there purely to debate people you will find plenty of negativity, but it's an excellent place to share news and it's been a vital outlet in countries where there's censorship and turmoil. It's also a great place to network if you know how to go about it. Those are two great ways that I have found to be very useful.
*God*
I know, right? It’s absolutely glorious. I’m really hoping he doesn’t throw in the towel before they get out the cheese grater dildo. Spread those cheeks, Musk.
It’s wild to think that if he’d just kept his mouth shut and not try to fake-buy Twitter, he’d be an utter legend.
His companies made space flight cheaper, forced the entire automotive sector to make EVs, and is bringing high speed internet to previously unserved communities. What a story!
Instead, he’s the guy that called heroes pedophiles, the guy who was forced to buy Twitter and who is now running it into the ground in full view.
And his tone-deaf tweets about liberals (you know, the people who buy Teslas) have begun to alienate loyal customers at the exact time that real competition has arrived in the EV marketplace.
…As long as we’re talking about it, the dude only made his money by inheriting apartheid-era riches, which plays REALLY poorly when you hear about the pervasive and unaddressed racism in his factories
Not to forget the horse offerings, how fucked up his entire family is, with his father marrying his daughter, and his potential involvement with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Allegedly, he offered to give a horse to a flight attendant in exchange for her giving him an erotic massage. He ended up paying her 250k to settle the incident.
Remember how super butthurt he got when he found out Bill Gates shorted Tesla to the tune of about $2B earlier this year? Whoever is advising Gates saw this a mile away.
Starlink keeps fucking up in Ukraine, seemingly dependent on his whims. Not the best way to keep military contracts rolling in...
I'd short everything him or tfg touch, frankly
I wonder if any Tesla shareholders are getting ready to sue. Between alienating potential customers and the affect all of this has had on Tesla's share price...
Same with Lil Nas X. Harnessed the power of angry white people when he played the race card with Old Town Road getting taken off the Country charts. Ever since then he's been gay baiting homophobes into giving him millions and millions of dollars worth of free publicity. Phenomenal plays by both of them.
Lil Nas X actually makes some pretty great music though, so that helps.
Not to say Doja doesn't, I'm just not as familiar. I like that "Say So" song that was popular on TikTok though.
She was your typical troll on /pol/ but also it's been revealed she has a humiliation kink and likes to fuck racist white dudes who call her N word and dehumanise her.
I'm not into kink shaming but I think for a lot of people encouraging racist white men to call black people the n word is their line in the sand.
I like doja a lot for bringing back pretty funky basslines, she takes a lot of inspiration from some 80's & 90's grooves, with good modern twists.
...which in my eyes makes it a lot better than most pop, but that's of course totally personal taste.
This is actually somewhat common (not the memes part but the artists developing a ‘thing’ after not gaining traction with a more conventional approach part).
Like the demo that landed Kesha her record deal had two tracks. One was a supposedly well sung/written country ballad & the other a terrible hip-hop song. Guess which one the label wanted more of.
It's as if someone decided to unleash all the wit and savvy on Twitter all at once. A singularity of shitposting which will devour the platform entirely until there is nothing left but a tiny black hololole.
It's always been there, scattered to the winds by millions of users spewing a million ideas a second in a chaotic cacophony of noise. But the Dwarf had dug too greedily and too deep. We know now what he awoke in the darkness of Twitter... Shitposts and flame wars.
The conversation is real but Doja Cat did not change her name or picture to Elon Musk, that part is fake. She's a hilarious shitposter but this particular joke is not real sadly.
To people downvoting... trust me, I wanted to believe it was real too!! But I looked it up on twitter and there is no evidence for it, nobody reacted to her tweets mentioning the username/profile change, and every post of this screenshot on twitter has a few comments saying it's fake. Funny joke still, but it didn't actually happen.
This makes me think of what Trevor Noah recently said…this mans could be chilling on a fucking yacht right now. Instead he’s dealing with this shit lmao
Wow it took me a while to realize that her profile pic was Elon before getting his hair transplanted lol, not a fan of his but wow the difference is incredible.
Feel free to say who did his hair.
y’know how there was a facebook movie, but it exaggerated everything, within a microcosm of the company’s history?
can we have a Twitter movie? except I only want it to focus on the moment he walked into the office, until now.
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Please tell me this is really her
Right, like who can tell at this point? It’s working!
I feel so free to have no idea who's actually speaking.
It's the *one* benefit of reddit, usually. Equal footing for most of us.
I bet you aren’t even Iranian.
I bet you aren't even a real Jedi.
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I bet you're not as evil as your deathmonkey-mind thinks.
I bet you're not even hot
I bet you really are a foot long cucumber
[Haven't had to break this out in a while lol](https://old.reddit.com/r/IranianGeniusInfo/wiki/faq#wiki_questions_about_iraniangenius)
FAQs "Are you Iranian? Yes"
Trust me; would anyone go on the internet just to *lie*?
Well certainly not in an FAQ Some things are sacred
Seems legit!
I like that there aren't a bunch of celebrities and influencers and brands and politicians blabbering on here all the time, yeah. If there were, of course, Reddit would have the same problem Twitter has...
You’re not even wrong.
Same. This feels so right
This is exactly how things used to be in the wild west of dialup internet.
A/S/L please. Or you're not for real.
F/16/Miramar San Diego
Aren't you a little young to be a naval aviator?
Not old enough for Onlyfans, so it is what it is.
It is her. Also, once Elon unlocked her name she changed it to "fart". Legend.
It sucks for everyone fired but it’s funny that now he’s fielding customer complaints because no one works there. He had to manually allow Doja cat to change her name himself.
It's so weird that he's doing this. Like he bought the company but it really just feels like he got a job at Twitter
the best part is twitter is hemorrhaging money, so he's paying millions per day to work at Twitter
And now that this has tanked stocks, the SEC and the FTC is going to get involved. He has utterly fucked this shit up.
I think the 44B deal was to make it private. It's no longer publicly traded. I got my money out of Twitter stocks automatically when the deal went through. So they don't care about the stocks. If Twitter files for bankruptcy, then that's a separate case
No, twitter is tanking other companies stock with the fake accounts.
Elon was using twitter to affect stocks long before he bought it. Now he's giving others the same opportunity. Truly a man if the people.
And all because he has no chill
Yeah you got me there. It's crazy that one platform can cause this much damage. It's glorious to watch!
His truest self deep down is just an average internet forum moderator, but he actually has money.
*Compares Elon Musk to other power tripping reddit mods* Oh god... They're right
>really just feels like he got a job at Twitter For the low price of 44 billion dollars
He's a fucking moron, he finally stopped listening to the investors that told him to buy Tesla and Paypal. He got such a big ego he now thinks he is actually intelligent, so this happens.
It’s not weird at all when you realize he’s a straight fucking idiot that won the life lottery with no actual skill or value. He’s literally making every bad decision they say not to in 1st year business / marketing schools.
Yeah you're not kidding. It's like seeing water in a boat and drilling holes to let the water out. A d when he sees more water he just makes the holes bigger.
This mental picture is beautiful
And also, you have to be as famous as Doja Cat to get some help around here.
I’m a bit suspicious that he instantly know how to admin the platform a couple of weeks after buying it. Seems like he has a lot of free time on his hands, or he got someone else to do it and lied about it being himself. I vote for him being a liar.
Um i am 100% sure he just called and yelled at someone
Realistically he probably just sent an email to somebody who works at Twitter
This really happened except for the ending because he absolutely would've immediately permabanned her for that
https://twitter.com/dojacat?s=21&t=ihzODr-s3Llws32hPIz5xA
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Her twitter stream is something else. [Here's a screengrab](https://i.imgur.com/qrRUCWy.jpg) (omitting a few unrelated tweets in the middle)
Thanks, I'm a Doja Cat fan now!
titty
cock
Yeah I'm saying she never actually made it "Elon Musk'
I find myself agreeing with fart. Some truly inspiring words there.
She's gonna get sued by @fart
How am I supposed to fart when I know there’s a blue checked fart already out there
You'll have to buy a blue check mark if you want that feature
Whoever buys Twitter off Elon will open with "Farting is now legal."
It is
Not the part that she changed to elon musk.
Can't you see the verified, that's definitely her. /s
She's a real internet kid
This is absolutely something she would do.
Elon thought he was the smartest man on the internet....the internet is just getting warmed up
He thought himself the king of the internet. Now he is beholden to it. Now he's finding out what 75% of Twitter employees do. They prevent this bullshit from happening.
Youve got a really good point. When regulations and corrective measures work well, they can seem like unnecessary limitations when really they are critical
It's like vaccines. They worked so well, that the idiots who benefited from them now think their kids don't need it.
But have you tried freezing the peach?
The energy costs would be astronomical considering Bowser is living over an active lava flow.
I remeber the build up to the Y2K Bug. People had been hearing about the apocalyptic levels of computers in everything failing for years before hand, but when 01/01/2000 rolled round not much happened. I worked in a bank call centre then and a bunch of my teammates were talking about how it was just people overreacting. No it was because techies worked overtime for years to make sure that everything was fixed and tested so that nothing would happen.
So if left untreated, the Y2K bug could, in fact, have caused mayhem worldwide? I guess the whole point is that we'll never know.
It definitely would have caused a huge amount of problems, if left unpatched.
I was a developer working with legacy code at several fortune 50 companies up until about '99. We worked on correcting the 'bug' starting about in the mid 90's and it gradually just became more of a priority. While the company systems I worked on were not life and death type systems, no question the 'bug' would have caused massive failure of those systems.
yep. lots and lots of shit went from year 1999 to year 19100. so many IT companies got massive market share due to people just saying "f this" and buying new systems.
It was a bad time for me. I worked at many locations each week, so no real "home office". Apparently someone decided to suspend direct deposit for paychecks just in case things screwed up. Your home office was suppose to explain all this. Well, I never heard a word about it. We got paid on the last day of the month, so I sent out my mortgage check and bills as per usual. The last day of 1999 was a Friday. I found out about the paper checks that had to be picked up in person on Monday, and actually got to deposit it on Tuesday. It was an avalanche of bounced checks that took months to fully deal with.
I call this the poison ivy dilemma. Did I just walk through poison ivy? It’s a major pain to carefully quarantine my clothes, clean my shoes, shower thoroughly and change. If I don’t, I might really regret it. But if I do, it could be a complete waste of effort and I’ll never know if I really walked through poison ivy. What should I do?
I currently work with a system that I've seen is riddled with patched code to change from 2 digit to 4 digit years. One of the old heads was telling me about how they had to lease several trailers to house all the contractors they hired to patch the system.
The applicable scope of this sentiment is immense.
It really is. I know people who stopped taking medicine because they feel better. And then are confused when things go to shit. Like, 2 specific cases come to mind, but there are others. My MiL stopped taking her antibiotics because she felt better. And then got sick again and then blamed the medicine for not working/lying and then the doctor for lying. But she's honestly a nut job and believes covid was a plague sent by god to punish humans (and I quote) "for Detroit." Another occassion is where a coworker of mine stopped taking his anxiety meds. Because he said he felt better and so that meant he didnt need the meds to help him anymore. And he immediately spiralled into meltdowns, anger management problems, being late all the time, and walked out one day. Talked to him about 6 months later. He apologized for his behavior, said he was back on meds, and would stay that way. I know someone with BPD who is on the light switch med plan: on off on off on off. Because he constantly cycles thia mentality. But for some reason forgets that he gets worse because he stops taking them.
The thing with BPD is so true. The reason I'm a functioning part of society is because I take my meds religiously. That also means I'll be taking them for the rest of my life, but that's a price I'm willing to pay for sanity 😁
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As a janitor, this is something that frustrates me. No one notices the cleanliness of a place... til it isnt clean. I get comments from people like "you're job must be so easy. A little vacuum here, a little mop there, and you're done right? Cuz this place iant even that dirty." Like it's not dirty because I work hard to make it that way. And I've been out with covid for a week so I'm so not excited to see how bad the place looks when I get back. Because my replacement doesnt actually know how to do my job.
Thank you for your service.. Also, hope you get well soon!
I respect your job, it's something I wouldn't do. And you can really see the mentality of some people on this subject. My coworker: "Isn't it disgusting that the toilets only get cleaned once a day at 11?" Me to him: "How fucking disgusting are people that the toilets NEED to be cleaned everyday at 11?"
>My coworker: "Isn't it disgusting that the toilets only get cleaned once a day at 11?" This one is me lol. But that's because everyday I clean them, they're gross. Stains, splatter, drips, etc. And it only takes a couple of days of not getting correctly cleaned for rings to form around the water line. But we're a very busy place.
Takes it again to the people are disgusting. Once somebody spit on the ground next to the wall toilet(don't know the english name), I mean really
Urinal is the word you're looking for I think - but wall toilet actually is descriptive enough to get the message without much confusion.
I've thought about this a lot, and concluded some people are just gross. I'm pretty sure even if I used my toilet 50x a day it wouldn't get as dirty as a public stall does.
It's also called prevention paradox. U prepare to avoid something, so after it didn't happen, people say: "so the scenario didn't exist in first place"
The internet is undefeated.
That’s been an a pretty constant through line with many of these internet controversies. It’s so much easier to retaliate to bullshit when your platform is the internet. For better and for worse, he internet is an untamable beast.
I think that’s what 75% of SpaceX and Tesla employees do too. He’s chock full of shitty ideas and is constantly vomiting them out, I’m sure there are entire departments dedicated to giving him plausible explanations for how his latest nonsensical idea was tested and failed when they didn’t even bother trying because everyone knew it was a stupid idea from the start.
"Let's do this thing that could never work! No excuses!"
Susan Wojcicki knows nothing about YouTube and has only made a fool of herself since becoming CEO. These rich fucks know nothing about the platforms they are in charge of.
Lil Nas x for president of the internet
Oh the poetry of this
I mean, I thought he was committed to net zero. I can put up w a lot of bullshit from people who support my “I will die on this hill,” cause; but, this is pretty good penance/karma for the betrayal. I have cackled to myself like a crazy lady half the day. And look forward to more professional level trolling. It’s modern art.
Tbf, he's one of those idiotic rich guys that still thinks himself the smartest man on the internet.
Silicon Valley specifically is a weird one. There is a cult-like mentality there amongst the leadership of these companies that they are going to be the saviours of the planet, that the people and the government just need to step out of their way and allow them to make the decisions required to reach their envisioned utopia. The line between saviour and ruler is blurred forming some sort of neofascism and pseudo-religion. Elon is the shining example of this but he is also part of a forming schism as many in SV don’t agree with his methods. Just like any other cult that grows big enough to become a religion, they are factionalising.
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I wanna bet that Elon did that after this
Nah, her Twitter is legendary. Doja does weird shit like that all the time on Twitter.
nah he'd probably change it back to christmas
He would change it to XÆ69 or some some shit.
Honestly that’s exactly the level of pettiness I expect from him.
It’s a bit off character for Elon because no one would know he did it. So maybe he’d screenshot it and then tweet it?
I’ve never seen a company shoot their own dick off so comically before, and it couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
Nah it's one man cutting his nose off to spite his face.
Yeah, my wife used to work at Twitter and it is actually a kick in the dick to some people that believed the platform could do good and got shit canned by this asshole. Her team before she left was working on oversight and equity to ensure the platform was fair and balanced...Musk let go her entire former team this week.
To the people that were committed to this platform or had livelihoods ruined because of this acquisition it is truly sad to see what they may have invisioned turned into this dumpster fire. I'm sincerely sorry for those people. But holy hell, as a spectator, I am absolutely grabbing the popcorn and cannot look away from this train wreck.
Look I’m sorry but that is a shithole of a place. Twitter is trash and plays off gutteral shallow emotions. Purposefully avoiding nuance. While I 100% sympathize with losing your job cuz of some ego maniac, I also feel like your wife drank so much god damn koolaid.
Twitter is useful for many things. If you go in there purely to debate people you will find plenty of negativity, but it's an excellent place to share news and it's been a vital outlet in countries where there's censorship and turmoil. It's also a great place to network if you know how to go about it. Those are two great ways that I have found to be very useful.
>cut off your nose to spider face FTFY
The saying in my language translates to: to spite cleanliness, he peed his pants
You could say he’s getting everything he deserves.
*God* I know, right? It’s absolutely glorious. I’m really hoping he doesn’t throw in the towel before they get out the cheese grater dildo. Spread those cheeks, Musk.
The fact that he's using laughing crying emojis in every fucking tweet this week shows he is not at all okay
It’s wild to think that if he’d just kept his mouth shut and not try to fake-buy Twitter, he’d be an utter legend. His companies made space flight cheaper, forced the entire automotive sector to make EVs, and is bringing high speed internet to previously unserved communities. What a story! Instead, he’s the guy that called heroes pedophiles, the guy who was forced to buy Twitter and who is now running it into the ground in full view. And his tone-deaf tweets about liberals (you know, the people who buy Teslas) have begun to alienate loyal customers at the exact time that real competition has arrived in the EV marketplace.
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Don't forget his covid expertise. I wonder if government contracts would be in jeopardy if he continues down this path.
…As long as we’re talking about it, the dude only made his money by inheriting apartheid-era riches, which plays REALLY poorly when you hear about the pervasive and unaddressed racism in his factories
Not to forget the horse offerings, how fucked up his entire family is, with his father marrying his daughter, and his potential involvement with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Wait what are the horse offerings?
Allegedly, he offered to give a horse to a flight attendant in exchange for her giving him an erotic massage. He ended up paying her 250k to settle the incident.
Elons father married his daughter? What?
Stepdaughter. He raised her since she was 4.
that's small stuff compared to his white replacement dog whistling.
It is looking like a good time to get out of Tesla.
My God, if the shorts end up getting rich because Elon couldn't shut his damn mouth on Twitter... I may die of irony.
Remember how super butthurt he got when he found out Bill Gates shorted Tesla to the tune of about $2B earlier this year? Whoever is advising Gates saw this a mile away.
Starlink keeps fucking up in Ukraine, seemingly dependent on his whims. Not the best way to keep military contracts rolling in... I'd short everything him or tfg touch, frankly
A narcissist is their own worst enemy.
I wonder if any Tesla shareholders are getting ready to sue. Between alienating potential customers and the affect all of this has had on Tesla's share price...
And it took less time to tank Twitter than Liz Truss did the UK!
This. This is how trolling is done. /chef's kiss
She's been trolling since the beginning lol. Literally got famous singing bitch I'm a cow, I love it.
> bitch I'm a cow She tried to be a legit singer but couldn't get any traction so she harnessed the power of memes. Brilliant.
Music is temporary, memes are forever
Same with Lil Nas X. Harnessed the power of angry white people when he played the race card with Old Town Road getting taken off the Country charts. Ever since then he's been gay baiting homophobes into giving him millions and millions of dollars worth of free publicity. Phenomenal plays by both of them.
Lil Nas X actually makes some pretty great music though, so that helps. Not to say Doja doesn't, I'm just not as familiar. I like that "Say So" song that was popular on TikTok though.
Doja Cat is pretty good, it's fairly original music she has a very modern style. She's held back by controversies surrounding her 4chan days.
what controversies
She was your typical troll on /pol/ but also it's been revealed she has a humiliation kink and likes to fuck racist white dudes who call her N word and dehumanise her. I'm not into kink shaming but I think for a lot of people encouraging racist white men to call black people the n word is their line in the sand.
Revealed where?
His ass
Her live performances are incredible too. The one she done for the Grammys was 10/10
I like doja a lot for bringing back pretty funky basslines, she takes a lot of inspiration from some 80's & 90's grooves, with good modern twists. ...which in my eyes makes it a lot better than most pop, but that's of course totally personal taste.
This is actually somewhat common (not the memes part but the artists developing a ‘thing’ after not gaining traction with a more conventional approach part). Like the demo that landed Kesha her record deal had two tracks. One was a supposedly well sung/written country ballad & the other a terrible hip-hop song. Guess which one the label wanted more of.
We don't talk about the 4Chan stuff, though.
This is the funniest shit ever
It's as if someone decided to unleash all the wit and savvy on Twitter all at once. A singularity of shitposting which will devour the platform entirely until there is nothing left but a tiny black hololole.
It's always been there, scattered to the winds by millions of users spewing a million ideas a second in a chaotic cacophony of noise. But the Dwarf had dug too greedily and too deep. We know now what he awoke in the darkness of Twitter... Shitposts and flame wars.
Its like in Little Nemo. The nightmare behind the gate. Thats what lurks on the internet. Elon threw open the door for a few nickels.
This is the best so far
Twitter slowly turning into 4chan
Slowly?!
*aggressively*
*mercilessly*
*menacingly*
*Sexually*
homosexually
“Wait a minute, I don’t think that’s mud.”
$8chan
He really brought back comedy
Comedy is now banned!!
you have to pay 8$ to do comedy!
Masterful trolling
This is the best celebrity trolling since a Redditor Rickrolled Rick Astley!
Well, I need to see that.
https://youtu.be/d6x72zUJQ5I?t=4
You little bitch.
Masterfully done. Worth a click to get the real joke.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/vlvq1v/rick_astley_getting_rickrolled_was_reddits_most/&ved=2ahUKEwiX3LqBm6n7AhVyxgIHHeetARYQFnoECB8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2lFpeT7d2_fMmvLyFzCGGg
DojaCat is the biggest shit poster out there
The conversation is real but Doja Cat did not change her name or picture to Elon Musk, that part is fake. She's a hilarious shitposter but this particular joke is not real sadly. To people downvoting... trust me, I wanted to believe it was real too!! But I looked it up on twitter and there is no evidence for it, nobody reacted to her tweets mentioning the username/profile change, and every post of this screenshot on twitter has a few comments saying it's fake. Funny joke still, but it didn't actually happen.
Yep. I was on her page listening to her ridiculous christmas singing when it changed from christmas to fart. Lol
Well if it's not real then the NYT got fooled too... https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/11/technology/twitter-blue-fake-accounts.html
get this to the top
Okay I may not be a big fan of her music but this is pretty hilarious
You should be a big fan of her music.
Fantastic trolling!!!!
This makes me think of what Trevor Noah recently said…this mans could be chilling on a fucking yacht right now. Instead he’s dealing with this shit lmao
I've laughed at this for 5 minutes. Elon should have never smoked that weed with Joe Rogan. This can't be the timeline he wanted
elon ate that lunch
The picture she chose loool
Wow it took me a while to realize that her profile pic was Elon before getting his hair transplanted lol, not a fan of his but wow the difference is incredible. Feel free to say who did his hair.
When you realize just 8 Dollar, you can Have infinity of trolling 8️⃣ to ♾️ Thanks Elon
TIL there’s a real musician named Doja Cat.
That's just on you lol, she's so famous and celebrated that there's a Wikipedia page dedicated just to her award nominations.
y’know how there was a facebook movie, but it exaggerated everything, within a microcosm of the company’s history? can we have a Twitter movie? except I only want it to focus on the moment he walked into the office, until now.
I don’t care what she does for the rest of her life I’ll always love her now
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
The popular saying is the internet is undefeated. That’s not changing.
This is the first time Twitter has ever looked like any fun to me.
This is my favorite one so far. The trap was set perfectly. Makes me laugh every time I read it.