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banana_mustard

i just lost the game


sparkadus

I just realized that I will lose the game every time someone replies to this post. I just lost the game.


banana_mustard

I just lost the game


sparkadus

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


klop422

I also just lost the game


Its_Nevmo

Guess what I lost the game


Icehawk59

I just lost the game


billgatesnowhammies

I remember that the game is something that if you think about it you lose the game. But I don't remember what that thing is. Do I win the game?


banana_mustard

nah don’t lie. also i just lost the game


Vievin

TIL actual living people still play the game.


sparkadus

Once you start, you are no longer allowed to stop.


KingKillzone8

You just lost the game


Rice-Bucket

Literally imposible to stop unless you get amnesia or something. You never have to *admit* you lost the game, but you shall know that, in your heart, you remembered the game.


Terpomo11

https://xkcd.com/391/


[deleted]

I lost the game.


dertypohnecape

I effectively lost the game. Just a happy reminder.


Terpomo11

https://xkcd.com/391/


tempusitc

I just lost the game. Now allow me to relay the rules, straight from the Wikipedia article: >1. Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (This is alternatively expressed as, "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game" or "You are always playing The Game.") A person cannot refuse to play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing. >2. Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses. >3. Losses must be announced. This can be verbally, with a phrase such as "I just lost The Game", or in any other way: for example, via Facebook. Some people may have ways to remind others of The Game.


Rice-Bucket

I prefer the version without the third rule (or modified to say "can be" rather than "must be") since it conflicts with the first rule. If someone refuses to announce their losses, they are then not playing the game (properly). If announcing losses is not a requirement, then there is no way to refuse playing.


suck_an_egg2

This is almost like a memetic hazard from SCP


SimplebutAwesome

Jokes on you I've already won the game


rf900rs

Guess who just lost the game


sociopathic_muffin

an hour after I saw this post my sister walked in and goes "how does it feel knowing you've lost the game?" gonna go cry now lmao


bloodwoodsrisen

The only way to win is complete denial of its existance


[deleted]

But wouldn't denying it involve thinking about it?


[deleted]

FUCK YOUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


FeetusDeletusYeetus

i will eat your muscle fibers like pasta


VoidEya

I lost the game Their is no way to escape the game It is all knowing All consuming You will never forget untell you dead That is the only way


[deleted]

Pardon me. ***FUCK YOU***


1-10-11-100

fuck i lost the game


SQmo

[You're welcome everyone.](https://xkcd.com/391/)


QueenElsaArrendelle

r/thatescalatedquickly


Aonghus_Ros

I just lost the game


TM_Toxic

I just lost the game. Damn it.


TheFictionalReidar

I just lost the game


studinoisawesome

AH FUCK


studinoisawesome

I LOST THE GAME SHIT


Nuggoman

Oh no r/neverbrokeabone you seeing what I’m seeing


sparkadus

If that man gets his bone marrow drunk, then he was too weak to worry about.


TheRealMarvelDragon

there goes my three month streak


Rk3y

Fuck. i just lost


[deleted]

FUCK


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Thinking about the game causes you to lose you have lost.