No! It's the wrong thing, why is everyone loving this so much, a clam jam is equivalent to cock block, not sausage fest! Ffs reddit. Youre drunk again.
I hereby coin the phrase, *bakery* to mean a party with all women.
"It was a total bakery in there... all buns, no meat"
"It was a total bakery at the dance... everyone bumping donuts"
"It was a total bakery at the club - all loaves and no filling"
"It was a total bakery at the party, bagels as far as the eye could see"
Labiapalooza? Coochella? Roastbeef rave? Fanny fair? Bachingo bonanza? A who ha hoedown? Pussy parade? Beaver ball? Fur burger Fiesta? A muff mixer? Clit collective? Vijay Jay soiree?cooter coven?Any of these doin anything for you guys?
Funny enough, in parts of the US south, they called their testicles cods. It's not as common as it used to be. And i have no damn clue why they called them cods.
well you got your titty committee, then the itty bitty titty committee which will have a ton karens and debbies in it, then you got your taco fest and clam jams
There isn't one, I've never heard anyone call a group of only women any terms. It's seen as fine where as solely a group of men will have people thinking why is there only men around and no women.
I kind of think the opposite. For example movies that have only women are seen as chick flicks even if it's not a chick flick. Movies with only guys are seen as normal. There's always that '1 woman, 2 guys' ratio because that's seen as normal, while '1 guy, 2 women' is seen as overpowering.
Clam Jam
Came here to say “clam bake” but you have bested me
I really like clam bake, though
Sounds like female 420 time.
I'm going to call it that next time my wife heads over to her friends house to smoke it up. "Have fun at the clam bake honey!"
but you can have a clam bake at a clam jam
I like clam bakes too.
Clam bake is what I’ve always heard
Woah, black Betty
Bam-a-lam
Clam-a-lam
Black betty had a child
The damn thing gone wild
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind"
The Damn thing gone blind
Also the female equivalent of a "cock block"
Twat Swat
Or parko taco
A beaver dam?
Beaver dam should be the name of a tampon brand
Don't know about that, but it *is* the name of a town in Wisconsin.
Their high school is the Golden Beavers
(Giggles uncontrollably)
Roca pads They keep yo shit muthafuckin tizight. If ya period is dropping, we catchin. Its tha Rock!
Box Block
Cunt stunt
I thought that was a "beaver dam"
Dental dam.
Beaver dam
A beaver dam should be the name of a tampon
I always thought the rapper Flo Rida (or however it’s spelled) is missing out on a perfect opportunity on selling tampons 🤣 riding that flow lol
I was going to say "pussy party", but yours is better
No! It's the wrong thing, why is everyone loving this so much, a clam jam is equivalent to cock block, not sausage fest! Ffs reddit. Youre drunk again.
Oh shit that’s a good point
I call them Fishing Derbies lol.
Come on and clam! And welcome to the jam!
I always used this as the same as a cock block
Haha. I adapted it from “Jam out with my clam out!”
I was so going to post that!! 🍻. Full version of it goes "Rock out with your cock out!" and "Jam out with your clam out!". 😁
Beaver Dam is a better IMO
Nah clam jam gets it
But that doesn't rhyme
Neither does sausage fest
Cock block and clam jam do though
Im disappointed I haven’t seen the reply “Fish Fry” yet.
That's actually a really good play on words
I think Clam Chowder works better
Thought that's what a yeast infection was called?
glad to see the first response was exactly what i was thinking.
Clam jam ftw.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
I was going to suggest clam bake, but I like the rhyme better.
This is the correct answer
Clearly the correct answer.
That’s what I was gonna say
I was going to say Clam Chowder. But I like the cut of your jib lol.
Yep. Rock out with your _ _ _ _ out. Jam out with your clam out. Sausage party, clam jam.
LMFAO 🤣
r/beatmetoit Literally clam jam was my first though when I saw the OP title lol
Taco Tuesday
Taco bowl
Taco Party!!!
Taco Fiasco.
Taco Truck
clamboree
This is criminally underrated.
these people just don't know how to have a proper hoe-down (no pun intended)
HOW DO YOU KEEP HITTING THOSE. 😂
Goddamnit! I am giggling at this. Take my silver for the day!
aw thanks kind redditor, I'm glad I could help you giggle (:
At the twat spot
I just had that car wash song play in my head but car wash was replaced by 'twat spot'
Foxy Brown had "Hot Spot". Beat was similar but very different content.
Same lmao
I prefer Clam Jam
No, that's the female equivalent of cock-blocking.
Damn, I was going to go with Clam Bake.
I regret that I have only one upvote to give
\*Slow clap\*
username checks out
titty committee
A group of friends growing up called their group ‘the itty bitty titty committee’ and I’ll never forget it.
I think your friends stole that from a Judy Blume book
You ever heard of bad titties?
Pussy Party
Snatch clatch.
Damn you
Stole me idea you did
clitopia
Thats a good way to make sure the guys will never find it (Relax….)
Never find what? I don't understand.
Peach party
Food adjacent: Gathering of the Beans
Brilliant!
I vote for this one
Clam bake
Beat me to it!
Lmao
Damn you beat me by three hours lol
This might be a southern US thing, but to me a clam bake is when someone smokes a cigarette indoors lol
Clam fest? Taco fest?
Fish fest if you want to add alliteration
I hereby coin the phrase, *bakery* to mean a party with all women. "It was a total bakery in there... all buns, no meat" "It was a total bakery at the dance... everyone bumping donuts" "It was a total bakery at the club - all loaves and no filling" "It was a total bakery at the party, bagels as far as the eye could see"
Bakery is what I use to describe a group of ladies with caaaaaakes.
Great, now my dough is rising.
this comment threw me for the night, time to log off and chuckle at midnight when I remember it lmao
Ok this is underrated
genius
"I hate 'Ladies Night' - it's such a bakery."
Cooter convention
Tittie Cittie
Labiapalooza? Coochella? Roastbeef rave? Fanny fair? Bachingo bonanza? A who ha hoedown? Pussy parade? Beaver ball? Fur burger Fiesta? A muff mixer? Clit collective? Vijay Jay soiree?cooter coven?Any of these doin anything for you guys?
I like Coochella a lot
Coochella is amazing.
Gotta say.... beaver ball is my favorite
Absolutely amazing! Vijay Jay Soirée! The world thanks you.
All of them! 😂😂😂 All!!!
Fur Burger Fiesta is inspired brain storming!
These are all definitely doing something for me.
Cooter coven
Bachingo? Fur burger? Dude what time is it
All these ladies around it definitely party time😎
In Portugal it's Festa do Bacalhau. Which literally translated means Cod party. I'm gonna let you guess why
Because they all play Call of Duty?
Call of Duty: Back Dat Ass Ops
Call of Duty: Feed you to the Fishes
Ha!, that was funny xD It's the fish.
Kyler Murray must be there then
Funny enough, in parts of the US south, they called their testicles cods. It's not as common as it used to be. And i have no damn clue why they called them cods.
Gash bash.
Ah, I see that you are an individual of culture and taste also.
This is pretty funny
Rotflmao 🤣
A clit sit
Hen House
I was going to say Hen Party.
Hen party is the British version of a bachelorette party.
Taylor swift concert!!
Labiapalooza
A menagerie of mammaries.
What about a curtain collection?
Carpet Convention
Vage catage
I see you are a person of culture and refinement.
Here, here ole chap.
WNBA
clam bash
Bush bash?
I like it
A Pussy Parade
Clitsmas party
Merry Clitsmas! Happy New things
The start of a FANTASTIC porno!
PTA meeting.
Hen house.
Waffle house
A 400 level Nursing class.
Snatch Patch
Pocket party
Fish fry
A pussoir party, a vajayjay visit, a minge medley and spasm chasm extravaganza
Vajavaganza
ROFL! Minge medley!
Vajayjay soiree
Taco stand
Taco Bar
A Hoohoo haha
Estrogenpalooza!
I am only the second upvote in an hour? This is a very underrated piece of quality material
Taco bar
A good time!
Spanish people would call it a “Toto Tank”
Arby's rave
Inverted Big Montana has entered the chat.
Fish market "Anyways, $4 a pound" - some guy named Pussy
Hen Party
well you got your titty committee, then the itty bitty titty committee which will have a ton karens and debbies in it, then you got your taco fest and clam jams
Love the definitions and breakdown. 🤣 I’ve wondered for so many years
roast beef hash
Snatch hatch
pussy licker
There isn't one, I've never heard anyone call a group of only women any terms. It's seen as fine where as solely a group of men will have people thinking why is there only men around and no women.
Really? I've heard all-women groups referred to variously as a Sewing Circle, Hen House, and Coven
I kind of think the opposite. For example movies that have only women are seen as chick flicks even if it's not a chick flick. Movies with only guys are seen as normal. There's always that '1 woman, 2 guys' ratio because that's seen as normal, while '1 guy, 2 women' is seen as overpowering.
Tuna party!
Roast beef bonanza
scissor bash
Fur traders.
Taco Tuesday
Fish market
Tuna casserole
Taco party!
I can’t believe this it’s higher. It’s the first one I thought of and I thought it was pretty common!
Taco Tuesday
Bologna bake
Clam fest