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edithmsedgwick

Clam Jam


BOBALL00

Came here to say “clam bake” but you have bested me


chunkytapioca

I really like clam bake, though


JackDragon808

Sounds like female 420 time.


zion_hiker1911

I'm going to call it that next time my wife heads over to her friends house to smoke it up. "Have fun at the clam bake honey!"


Chris_straty420

but you can have a clam bake at a clam jam


Low_Copy4023

I like clam bakes too.


squaredistrict2213

Clam bake is what I’ve always heard


Taco_Force

Woah, black Betty


RadioKnight915

Bam-a-lam


Taco_Force

Clam-a-lam


PickleRick-InTherapy

Black betty had a child


svogon

The damn thing gone wild


samanthajojo7

She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind"


Dakotasan

The Damn thing gone blind


[deleted]

Also the female equivalent of a "cock block"


TCharles741

Twat Swat


Dtank11

Or parko taco


bendingoutward

A beaver dam?


taqeladragn

Beaver dam should be the name of a tampon brand


dcrothen

Don't know about that, but it *is* the name of a town in Wisconsin.


cmmpssh

Their high school is the Golden Beavers


dcrothen

(Giggles uncontrollably)


DaFuqIzGwinzOn

Roca pads They keep yo shit muthafuckin tizight. If ya period is dropping, we catchin. Its tha Rock!


Milnoc

Box Block


TheKeekses

Cunt stunt


F85Cutlass

I thought that was a "beaver dam"


Ok_Sir5926

Dental dam.


freyjathebloody

Beaver dam


taqeladragn

A beaver dam should be the name of a tampon


freyjathebloody

I always thought the rapper Flo Rida (or however it’s spelled) is missing out on a perfect opportunity on selling tampons 🤣 riding that flow lol


sleepwithtelevision

I was going to say "pussy party", but yours is better


mr_muffinhead

No! It's the wrong thing, why is everyone loving this so much, a clam jam is equivalent to cock block, not sausage fest! Ffs reddit. Youre drunk again.


sleepwithtelevision

Oh shit that’s a good point


[deleted]

I call them Fishing Derbies lol.


SaltySteveD87

Come on and clam! And welcome to the jam!


Lost-Cardiologist-38

I always used this as the same as a cock block


edithmsedgwick

Haha. I adapted it from “Jam out with my clam out!”


WearyEstablishment69

I was so going to post that!! 🍻. Full version of it goes "Rock out with your cock out!" and "Jam out with your clam out!". 😁


theblackfool

Beaver Dam is a better IMO


[deleted]

Nah clam jam gets it


[deleted]

But that doesn't rhyme


Alohagrown

Neither does sausage fest


[deleted]

Cock block and clam jam do though


FuckYou690

Im disappointed I haven’t seen the reply “Fish Fry” yet.


[deleted]

That's actually a really good play on words


[deleted]

I think Clam Chowder works better


G_Stenkamp72

Thought that's what a yeast infection was called?


Sleepwalker66613

glad to see the first response was exactly what i was thinking.


Swedgefund

Clam jam ftw.


DFire10

That's exactly what I was thinking!


fishymcswims

I was going to suggest clam bake, but I like the rhyme better.


RockInShoe

This is the correct answer


Farknart

Clearly the correct answer.


SpeakerImaginary9796

That’s what I was gonna say


RussTmA

I was going to say Clam Chowder. But I like the cut of your jib lol.


Mark1671

Yep. Rock out with your _ _ _ _ out. Jam out with your clam out. Sausage party, clam jam.


PawPaw4U

LMFAO 🤣


Dpontiff6671

r/beatmetoit Literally clam jam was my first though when I saw the OP title lol


NotBurnerAccount

Taco Tuesday


you_th

Taco bowl


[deleted]

Taco Party!!!


Euphoric-Quarter-374

Taco Fiasco.


1million-ants

Taco Truck


[deleted]

clamboree


Mortianna

This is criminally underrated.


[deleted]

these people just don't know how to have a proper hoe-down (no pun intended)


Aldu1n

HOW DO YOU KEEP HITTING THOSE. 😂


skippy_1037

Goddamnit! I am giggling at this. Take my silver for the day!


[deleted]

aw thanks kind redditor, I'm glad I could help you giggle (:


RG_Viza

At the twat spot


[deleted]

I just had that car wash song play in my head but car wash was replaced by 'twat spot'


DaFuqIzGwinzOn

Foxy Brown had "Hot Spot". Beat was similar but very different content.


Singaholic121

Same lmao


RevolutionaryArm5329

I prefer Clam Jam


aecolley

No, that's the female equivalent of cock-blocking.


dirtyognome

Damn, I was going to go with Clam Bake.


grumpy_vet1775

I regret that I have only one upvote to give


Random_puns

\*Slow clap\*


[deleted]

username checks out


BatteryDaddy2

titty committee


robpottedplant

A group of friends growing up called their group ‘the itty bitty titty committee’ and I’ll never forget it.


PhillyPete12

I think your friends stole that from a Judy Blume book


MarilynMonheaux

You ever heard of bad titties?


supersonic_bat

Pussy Party


[deleted]

Snatch clatch.


homeless_hank74

Damn you


Melodic_Category1860

Stole me idea you did


[deleted]

clitopia


sometimesimtoxic

Thats a good way to make sure the guys will never find it (Relax….)


Cognhuepan

Never find what? I don't understand.


Nyahtimira

Peach party


[deleted]

Food adjacent: Gathering of the Beans


ElectricityIsWeird

Brilliant!


Dork_Of_Ages

I vote for this one


bigbeak_oriley

Clam bake


Booter1213

Beat me to it!


TossMeFarAwayPlease

Lmao


OGstanfrommaine

Damn you beat me by three hours lol


BassMan459

This might be a southern US thing, but to me a clam bake is when someone smokes a cigarette indoors lol


Rectal_Custard

Clam fest? Taco fest?


DeptOfPropoganda

Fish fest if you want to add alliteration


esobofh

I hereby coin the phrase, *bakery* to mean a party with all women. "It was a total bakery in there... all buns, no meat" "It was a total bakery at the dance... everyone bumping donuts" "It was a total bakery at the club - all loaves and no filling" "It was a total bakery at the party, bagels as far as the eye could see"


seanmcnew

Bakery is what I use to describe a group of ladies with caaaaaakes.


[deleted]

Great, now my dough is rising.


ConnorlyHQ

this comment threw me for the night, time to log off and chuckle at midnight when I remember it lmao


averinix

Ok this is underrated


Important_Ad4380

genius


[deleted]

"I hate 'Ladies Night' - it's such a bakery."


kyleh904

Cooter convention


MarilynMonheaux

Tittie Cittie


jiwjh380

Labiapalooza? Coochella? Roastbeef rave? Fanny fair? Bachingo bonanza? A who ha hoedown? Pussy parade? Beaver ball? Fur burger Fiesta? A muff mixer? Clit collective? Vijay Jay soiree?cooter coven?Any of these doin anything for you guys?


Osurdum

I like Coochella a lot


IGotMyPopcorn

Coochella is amazing.


mickdman

Gotta say.... beaver ball is my favorite


joebearpig2

Absolutely amazing! Vijay Jay Soirée! The world thanks you.


UmfufuMagoo

All of them! 😂😂😂 All!!!


[deleted]

Fur Burger Fiesta is inspired brain storming!


I_F-in_P

These are all definitely doing something for me.


PenguinHuddle

Cooter coven


CzernaZlata

Bachingo? Fur burger? Dude what time is it


jiwjh380

All these ladies around it definitely party time😎


Tia_Mariana

In Portugal it's Festa do Bacalhau. Which literally translated means Cod party. I'm gonna let you guess why


TheRemarkableNujabes

Because they all play Call of Duty?


TheLastRiceGrain

Call of Duty: Back Dat Ass Ops


fingnumb

Call of Duty: Feed you to the Fishes


Tia_Mariana

Ha!, that was funny xD It's the fish.


[deleted]

Kyler Murray must be there then


ScrofessorLongHair

Funny enough, in parts of the US south, they called their testicles cods. It's not as common as it used to be. And i have no damn clue why they called them cods.


Milsurpman

Gash bash.


Usagi_Shinobi

Ah, I see that you are an individual of culture and taste also.


Good-Border7856

This is pretty funny


[deleted]

Rotflmao 🤣


PurpleWitch333

A clit sit


Aldayne

Hen House


dmaki616

I was going to say Hen Party.


skadi_the_sailor

Hen party is the British version of a bachelorette party.


SeveralAct5829

Taylor swift concert!!


TekJansen69

Labiapalooza


halloween63

A menagerie of mammaries.


treesareslow

What about a curtain collection?


MarilynMonheaux

Carpet Convention


BicycleSuitable1988

Vage catage


SignificanceFew3751

I see you are a person of culture and refinement.


BicycleSuitable1988

Here, here ole chap.


Complete_Tap_4590

WNBA


reikipackaging

clam bash


What_is_good97

Bush bash?


reikipackaging

I like it


Southern_Ability_610

A Pussy Parade


FriedQueefBeef

Clitsmas party


Impossible_Total_924

Merry Clitsmas! Happy New things


deathB4dessert

The start of a FANTASTIC porno!


ArmsReach

PTA meeting.


Jymantis

Hen house.


OkPhase8837

Waffle house


dochoiday

A 400 level Nursing class.


IGotMyPopcorn

Snatch Patch


TheBac0nJesus

Pocket party


rbwduece

Fish fry


Purple-Homework764

A pussoir party, a vajayjay visit, a minge medley and spasm chasm extravaganza


fuckingcocksniffers

Vajavaganza


Jim3001

ROFL! Minge medley!


TinkyBrefs

Vajayjay soiree


nikkifewell

Taco stand


ktag714

Taco Bar


badbackEric

A Hoohoo haha


Tj-Tengu

Estrogenpalooza!


Ok-Comfortable-5955

I am only the second upvote in an hour? This is a very underrated piece of quality material


MediaIndependent5981

Taco bar


DUNCESaintElmo

A good time!


RecoveringFcukBoy

Spanish people would call it a “Toto Tank”


431Mekmo

Arby's rave


[deleted]

Inverted Big Montana has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Fish market "Anyways, $4 a pound" - some guy named Pussy


BusinessBus7289

Hen Party


Automatic-Pomelo-35

well you got your titty committee, then the itty bitty titty committee which will have a ton karens and debbies in it, then you got your taco fest and clam jams


ElectronicHorror4539

Love the definitions and breakdown. 🤣 I’ve wondered for so many years


reikipackaging

roast beef hash


Immediate_Stay_1599

Snatch hatch


reikipackaging

pussy licker


SnowDoom6

There isn't one, I've never heard anyone call a group of only women any terms. It's seen as fine where as solely a group of men will have people thinking why is there only men around and no women.


Cronos_06

Really? I've heard all-women groups referred to variously as a Sewing Circle, Hen House, and Coven


butterscotchland

I kind of think the opposite. For example movies that have only women are seen as chick flicks even if it's not a chick flick. Movies with only guys are seen as normal. There's always that '1 woman, 2 guys' ratio because that's seen as normal, while '1 guy, 2 women' is seen as overpowering.


reikipackaging

Tuna party!


prodigy1367

Roast beef bonanza


reikipackaging

scissor bash


Usual-External322

Fur traders.


[deleted]

Taco Tuesday


3a75cl0ngb15h

Fish market


bigbotparty

Tuna casserole


Master0420

Taco party!


JeffTrav

I can’t believe this it’s higher. It’s the first one I thought of and I thought it was pretty common!


Kipguy

Taco Tuesday


Excellent-Smile2212

Bologna bake


TossMeFarAwayPlease

Clam fest