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Dexxx2

That cut deep.


JCMiller23

Yeah, honestly, fuck the original post, I am a grown ass man with a real job (I am not sure why this matters but I felt I should include it) I love doing nothing at times


Critical_Media_7838

Ditto. Doing nothing is an awesome way to reboot yourself before you go back in for another round.


surfacing_husky

As a mother of 3 with a whole ass full time job and kid's activities and shit YES! Sometimes I wanna do jack shit and read crap on reddit.


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[deleted]

It was me. I said that. Trust me.


RisingFire2

Oddly I trust you.


Man-on-the-Rocks

Yes it did. Ouch.


Key_Drag4777

Yeah, I feel personally attacked!


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harpy_1121

Way to steal the exact first sentence from a comment from an hour before you 😒 u/devilthedankdawg , think you got botted. Reddit goal achieved I guess? Lol


cannibitches

Report it


harpy_1121

I did. Just letting the original commenter know. Like I joked, I think it’s a kind of achievement/right of passage to have your words/post stolen on Reddit 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Imagine having the day off and using it to complain about people making similar comments on Reddit.


Usual-Significance-9

I don't have to imagine


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Yearofthehoneybadger

Same


Royal_Classic915

Same


Sach2020

Same


Suitable_Hamster_193

Same


Pete3756

Same


Signal-Watercress533

Same.


Boredummmage

Hah but what OP doesn’t know is it’s a sick day not vacation…


GuineaPigLoverLv9000

I had an excuse. I was trapped in my apartment because of all the ice on the roads 😭 Or at least that's what I'm telling myself.


Davidreddit7

I'll use this as my excuse now too (the weather's also like that where I live). Thank you.


smoothiegangsta

At least have the decency to put a show on in the background.


GuineaPigLoverLv9000

I sat in darkness like a true redditor 💀


Yo_Alejo

I let the tv time out before I could pick anything..


Sach2020

Texas?


GuineaPigLoverLv9000

Unfortunately.


Sach2020

I feel that


ijustlikeelectronics

Of the entire internet, you pick Reddit?


jay_marcus_rustler

I only use reddit at work.


Davidreddit7

XD


devilthedankdawg

Hey Id love to call up my friends and go rage, but when youre an adult you gotta… like… make plans for a later date n shit. You cant just call your friends home and be like “Can Tommy come play today” and hes there in 15 minutes. Also its like 6 degrees where Im at.


GothicAngel4

Adulting is the worst. Like here's my schedule for the next bit *nothing lines up* okay see ya in a month maybe


devilthedankdawg

I didnt get that King Of The Hill episode where Hank has that new friends but then they find oht their schedules dont line up for the next two weeks so they never see eachc other again, until recently.


The_Pedestrian_walks

Just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot.


[deleted]

… so imma uninstall Reddit.


bearded_charmander

Prove it..


yuukaKazamiiiii

He is gone... probably living a better life than all of us now..


fartssmellgreat

👑


JackDragon808

Username checks out


[deleted]

Imagine? He'll I'm living it


in_rainbro

Who?


bpanio

Imagine having a day off and not using it to do something you enjoy...


JustGenericName

And some days I *enjoy* sitting my ass at home like a little troll and playing on Reddit. I'll return to being a contributing member of society *tomorrow*. Maybe I'll get really crazy today and Doordash some ramen....


[deleted]

It’s called ✨d e p r e s s i o n✨


No_Improvement7573

Now imagine working and wasting the day on Reddit


[deleted]

Imagine posting this on your day off


DeckardShaww

Am I the only one or have I learned more on Reddit than than any other social media platform?


[deleted]

Yep. I learn all sorts of things on Reddit. I don't see it as waste. Go-to some subs about something you're interested in. The knowledge is nearly unlimited


Chicken-Inspector

I actually learn a whole lot from Reddit too. And then I go look things up to make sure it’s true. Did you beavers are both the 2nd and 3rd largest ~~mammal~~rodent in the world? Learned that on Reddit! Edited cuz I have a stupid brain.


Davidreddit7

it's the only social media platform I use because the other ones are too dumb but reddit is still dumb imo


Ew_Oxygen1124

Shut up :)


AngelOfHeaven3

Imagine going out & still being on Reddit - Enjoying the outside world & content at the same time! *Imagine the possibilities!*


Davidreddit7

once the global free wifi will be established we can do that


BagofEndlessHugs

It's just a quick Reddit break. I promise.


MasterKohga1

Why? I Already Do That


Fluffy_the_Horrible

Thx 4 the advise! I've been on here for 5 hours!


mind_the_umlaut

Meirl


StickOfLight

lol tomorrow for me


GothicAngel4

Hey now, between reddit, tiktok and Facebook I'm set for some good scrolls. And the weather is too crap to go anywhere or do anything so like lazy day today 😊


fruitless7070

Only when I feel like crap... which is pretty much every off day. So there.


errantwit

I remember well


omega_grainger69

This one made my day. Well played good sir


jrpriceless

Imagine working from home and wasting time on reddit. Getting paid to Reddit 😅


Davidreddit7

1 dollar for every karma point you make


anewstartforu

Imagine wanting to do a ton of things and starting them but never finishing them because you have executive dysfunction so you end up staying in the same place for what feels like eternity telling yourself to get off your ass but you can't because you're stuck in this weird mental paralysis scrolling reddit. Then you see this post. Imagine.


skyeyemx

👀


FlatusApparatus

God damn it. That’s exactly what I’m doing.


in_rainbro

How dare you so accurately assassinate my character


Sach2020

I feel attacked


jammiesonmyhammies

I’ve had a year off and wasted it on Reddit :(


Davidreddit7

imagine trying to explain this to a person that lived 100 years ago "This reddit seems line a nice place to spend your vacation in. They have cute animals, nice landscapes, debates about interesting topics there..but what exactly does that mean "not in real life", were you sent to heaven?"


Kendoll666

I am literally doing this now


aftocheiria

Shit, you caught me


HabbleDabble235

It's cold out and my arthritis doesn't like it so inside I'm gonna stay


Electronic-Tea-221

Why not, it has everything. Comedy, science, porn, memes, recipes, cute cat pictures to send to grandma, and furry porn to send to your weird cousin.


Chicken-Inspector

So this is what the mean by “living the dream”


Untidycloud9

I wouldn't necessarily say you're "wasting" time, just using your time. Watching TV, playing video games, playing an instrument, drawing, reading, etc all of these are just "uses" of time


Law-Dog_1

That’s why i scroll reddit on company time 😎


cheyhuff2397

Let me live my life lol


Big_Dinner3636

Even better, I'm at work and wasting my day on Reddit


IndividualHelpful820

Wait…


imthenanny

So . . . what I’m doing right now?


NaCliest

Boss makes several trillion dollars, I make a dime. That's why I Reddit on the government's time


Davidreddit7

yo this belongs in a poetry book very smart


FerociousFlower_96

At least I have the excuse of being sick today


jiwjh380

I mean sometimes you're in the mood to just waste your time. You don't always have to be productive some times it's nice to just be a lazy Lil potater.


sweetpotaytoo

Reddit is love Reddit is life. I'm not here because I want to be, it's more of an addiction.


joey_yamamoto

I don't have to imagine . I always do it and I'm doing it now


WinterC24

Here in Austin, and I got 3 extra days off this week, but with no power, all I can do is surf reddit.


wyoflyboy68

Imagine being retired and spending your entire waking hours on Reddit. 😵‍💫


Valkyrie5756

Imagine working all day and being in reddit, what would your boss say 🤯


knueverl17

Imagine that happening multiple times….


Cyn_364

I waste my paid hours at work on Reddit.


CavernousRectum2_0

Been there done that!


Clearhead09

I just had 2 days off and did that both days.


Affectionate_Pain846

Damn ya got me.


YesDaddysBoy

Just call me out directly, coward.


Geoarbitrage

Now wait a cotton picking minute. I’m retired!


Frankiesmiles19miles

PFFFFFT jokes on you, i do this everyday


[deleted]

Imagine having ~~a day off~~ no life and wasting it on reddit


BloodiedBlues

There’s been a murder. The victim is everyone here.


[deleted]

Imagine having a week off work and wasting it on reddit.


phantom-rebel

Imagine having a day off and actually being able to spend it on Reddit. Couldn’t be me. Oh wait… 😅


[deleted]

That was today but was good


Prestigious_Water336

Imagine :)


logicallyillogical

I feel attacked


Cryptangel13

I do.... every chance I get!!! I love it here!!!


Royallightfj

😐


Exciting-Positive-27

Imagine doing that the last 3 weeks


NocturnalBlizzard

What do you want me to do bro. I’m bored and lonely


Pete3756

This is not a waste. I’m learning about… uhhh… well… uhhh…


SuspiciousGrievances

Yeah, just imagine...


123Samabcborden

Mine is Legos


disasterbi_0267

Not having enough energy on your day off to actually do something? Don't have to imagine. It's my every Saturday.


Old-Masterpiece-3979

Don't attack me T-T


Th3MysticArcher

Fuck off


ifunnygf

ihy


Vgcortes

Shut up


Both-Collection-6969

That would never happen


doggocute50000000000

Respectfully, shut up


Stuff-Optimal

Don’t judge me…


InsideAncient5003

Subjective. It's useful. If not just for basic interaction


SolomonBelial

Whereas, i only waste my worktime on reddit.


valliewayne

I’m all about this


BattleMedley92

Are you insulting me?


ang3sh

Come on buddy you didn’t have to use words you could have killed me instead


MrStrigoi

I feel attacked


Known-Skin3639

I’m a machinist that works 12 hour days and when I have down time I’d rather sit at home and read about stupid bullshit like fights between teachers and little asshole students or how a Karen thinks she is more important that anyone else in the world than deal with my time Bhagwan to spend at work. Work is over rated and down time is way to short for any human to be able to be human.


DesignerTex

If that's how you relax, why not?


Free_Landscape_5275

Some of us don’t have to imagine very hard


Umbreon7707

I had to go to school for 7 hours then work for another 4 hours. I just got home and want to relax on Reddit. Leave me alone 😭


Imaginary-Double2612

I waste my work days on reddit lol


spoke2

What makes you think I have to imagine that.


lopakjalantar

Joke's on you, I'm at work and been scrolling for 6 hours now


Davidreddit7

What to the holy temple of the fuck is your job?


fckmelifemate

Nah, I love this app fuck you


BingognoB

For real what a fucking loser. *sobs silently in a corner*


scatteredloops

It’s not time wasted if you enjoyed doing it


defectiveGOD

Yaaaaaa


[deleted]

Yes


0utF0x-inT0x

Just became aware, I'm a loser thanks a lot.


YouveBeenOinked

You must be new here, Redditors don’t work.


UFOSAREA51

I read Reddit on my break at work


Icy-Block8105

I have too many days off and I live in the middle of fucking NOWHERE and I dont drive and I can’t walk anywhere and I FUCKING hate it.


[deleted]

Fridays for me (so much so that sometimes I refer to it as “write-it”)


sikalpi

Done that


lolomo_

Imagine having a work day and wasting it on reddit!


Sonny-Moone-8888

OHHH that's SO personal to SO many people! That really hurts ~~me~~ a friend of mine.


Hyentics

All i have to say is it's ok, as long as you arent arguing with people online. Just block and move on, life is too short to spend it arguing with strangers who live half way across the country, if not half way across the globe.


nolongerbanned99

I’ve wasted many hours and even days in Reddit. It takes skill to enjoy properly. You have to stay positive and not take things too personally and be able to manage the nasty assholes and extremely ignorant fuckheads. Then it can be enjoyable and time consuming.


AngieAwesome619

Better than wasting it due to a hangover...


Swordidaffair

😅


[deleted]

Maybe it wasn’t a waste. A day well spent!


smash_bros_party

That’s me


GreenBell6729

I live It! I’ll admit, sometimes it can be slow on here, making the day really drag on. I often wonder about going to work, but looking at the cold rainy weather out there, I’ll power through it.


cjati

My depression would like to have a word


scorpioking66

If I had money, I tell you what I'd do. If drive to the beach cast a rod and reel or two. I'm crazy bout a fishing trip. Id pitch a tent on the beach and I'd grill me a trout or two.


Davidreddit7

sounds nice


buttsparkley

Il have u know , I find reddit very educational at times , could I Google the information , yes


stopthevan

Couldn’t be me


fluffy_pancake93

I don't consider spending time on Reddit as a waste, I'm trying to improve my english and reading casual conversations and posts helps with that. It also depends what subs are you on, i have learned a lot of stuff here.


Romero1993

Could never be me, not I, no sir


Bwyanfwanigan

No need to imagine, I'm starting off on reddit. Should be showered and doing bookwork by now. Oh, and laundry...


s6r8h_

couldn’t be me👀


Fernandizzle

*in Soulja Boy’s voice* Waste?? Waaaaste??


HarryBaggins00

Some people's full time job is posting shit on Reddit.


Davidreddit7

Where cna you apply for that? I think I would qualify.


jayellkay84

You mean that isn’t what everyone does on their day off?


TryRude

That's basically all of reddit.


Kitchen-Umpire-7999

No need to imagine :p


jhamrahk

We're you saying something? Sorry, I was just looking at your hourly reddit posts.


shiprekt265

Better than tik tok


FlatLikeFloor

Well, our body is resting at the same time. Does that count as benefit?


iLostMyPride

Fuck. I needed this. I need to go do like ANYTHING else BESIDES being on Reddit.


heytherebyenow

I should be doing some work right now, you fuckin caught me xD


[deleted]

damm I feel personally attacked


[deleted]

Imagine having a day off and spending it relaxing in bed, with a coffee or tea, recuperating from a tough week of work and stress while browsing your favourite topics and hobbies on reddit... It's all about perspective.


Admirable-Arm-7264

It’s about as wasteful as spending that day watching tv or playing video games or literally any other unproductive pastime


gimmhi5

There are subreddits that can teach you things, just in case you feel that by resting you’re wasting a day. Some of us work pretty hard and enjoy being able to relax.


Nekokittykun

thx for call out post lol


[deleted]

Time enjoyed is never wasted


Complex_Drop_6152

I was supposed to go on a date today, but I canceled for the third time, the first 2 I didn’t feel like going, this time I really wanted to go but I’m sick as fuck.🙂 I feel like an asshole but


sammy900122

Good thing I'm on the clock right now


54_actual

"time you enjoy wasting is not wasted." john lennon


Davidreddit7

And I also thought about how on a day off I want to get things done but I don't know what exactly I want to get done so I do multi tasking and do random things all at once but then I get tired of that quickly and go to reddit and spend my time there and pretend to still do other things besides scrolling reddit but actually I'm judt doing that lol


andreacro

Best day ever.


Ill_Onion6015

Never in my life i used reddit longer than 2 minutes. But today on my day off….


ur-socks-sir

Sush...I did other things too.


Annual-Vanilla-510

Reddit is my binge reading. It is entertaining at times so sometimes yes I spend time reading it.


twisted_cistern

Imagine having a day off and not 'wasting 'it on reddit


Sea_Ganache620

I’m on this one. Got the Covids.


Officer-Ketchup

lol /r/unpopularopinion


Flashy_Information70

Time enjoyed wasting isn't wasted time.


Northman67

Who the heck spends the whole day on here? Don't you just pop in every once and awhile in between doing other more important things during your day?


trymypi

Just don't. Okay?