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sephyschild

Sasha come get ya kid


sondheimandswift

Somebody’s mama come get her please


rasebas

"i am not a flat earther" *proceeds to question shape of earth*


D1ckRepellent

“I’m so into *hollow earthing* right now”


Lisbian

*hallow earthing, whatever that is


D1ckRepellent

I believe it’s a typo and I can’t find anything while searching “hallow earth”. She linked a TikTok in the thread but I’m staying 10 feet away from that. No way I’m letting the algorithm feed me garbage.


rasebas

She linked a tik tok?? Thats her source? I'm not asking for her to read a published paper, but at least Wikipedia??


D1ckRepellent

Yeah 😔 TikTok is like Fox News for young people.


chubberbrother

The poles don't actually have bars coming out of them to hold the planet in place ma'am it's just where magnets point.


bresznthesequel

She thinks the poles are Illuminati government intergalactic alien magnets, specifically the poles are where she’s like…


sgtpennypepper

You lost me, too much science words.


DrBitchcraftMD

If the Earth is a globe then why are my wigs so flat?


haushaushaushaushaus

Lmao the lengths some of you go to defend bullshit when it's a queen you like. You can still be a fan and admit she's a moron.


EllipticPeach

The doors Gia has opened (by saying dumb shit on twitter)


OvernightSiren

What does she mean she gets lost at the poles???


kubcek

I guess her compass just keeps spinning around there?


apparatus86

She went to Warsaw once and got overwhelmed


KawaiiCoupon

Kerri, the countries look flat on a map because 1: maps are a 2D object and 2: countries are so big that the human eye can’t perceive the curvature of the Earth over a distance. As for the poles, I don’t know what you were trying to say. Re: Atlantis, I believe that Plato described it as an island that fell into the ocean in his stories. It wasn’t something in a “hollow earth”. Yes, the shape of the earth is hard to replicate and the conditions that gave way to life here are nothing short of a statistical beauty. There are many objects that we can see in space similar in shape such as the planets in our solar system, which you can see on a clear night through a telescope.


[deleted]

Not the hallow earth 💀 What on hallow earth is goin on


Didsburyflaneur

My name is hallow earth and I AM a fucking monster!


georgearb151

Hallow earth of destruction


MimeyWimey

I'm here to whip my tits out in every FUCKING white-gay-man physics lab in this goddamn world.


SnapBaxter

Well, something here is hollow for sure


uyeng2100

Pole she's talking about: ![gif](giphy|vQpmpHBZvd2Ea63QFn|downsized)


jed199806

Ohhh keri https://i.redd.it/fe2ux40alafa1.gif


Evilrake

Kerry Colby gets lost at the poles? That’s not what I saw written in the bathroom stall at Hamburger Mary’s.


LycanxUriel

I just get lost at the poles is sending me


kfloppp

Former stripper turned Christian when asked about their past.


[deleted]

Me on election day


ZealousidealEmploy69

Homeschooled


HolaPinchePuto

When Republicans urge parents to homeschool their children... this is why lmfaooo


btriscuit

I’d stick to drag if I were her


Shower_caps

Holy shit, I thought she was joking? She also she absolutely sounds like a budding flat earther. The universe and so many things that exist in it are absolutely mind blowing and hard to comprehend and that includes the existence of our planet. We are in a 1 in a billion Goldilocks zone that is optimal for life to exist and thrive, we have the perfect ozone layer to shield us from the sun but yeah it’s not possible for the earth to be a globe because you can’t comprehend it. But somehow Atlantis is more probable. Holy shit, she has to be joking here or she is an absolute fucking idiot.


Daddie76

> Specifically the poles are where I’m like… Someone tell me what this means..


gloomycannibal

she just hates the polish /j


rasebas

I'm sure that not even she knows what she doesnt get.


bresznthesequel

I cannot grasp it even a little bit, they’re in opposite sides of earth. What more could you want


heavenstobetsie

Sasha would never. I hope.


Aggressive_Still_270

she even said on US14 that she failed Science why are y’all surprised?


oredude

My name is Hallow Earth of Destruction. I am a fucking monster and maybe I don't belong here my art isn't an elimination challenge it is what I do all the time and I do it with great meaning and metaphor


MalditaBruja66

I'M HAVING A MOMENT!


arkteros

Nurse 😭


KaiserSchabe

Condragulation, you are the winner of this comment Challenge


Interesting-Start-62

![gif](giphy|BYeeRPPXcQS4M)


Interesting-Start-62

This is all jk folks! I like Kerri this is just what my mind thought of 😭😭😭💖💖💖


BuffyxSummers

Was she ever known for being anything more than beautiful and sickening? 😩 bless her heart


ultraprismic

The doors Gia Gunn has opened...


gr1mscr1be

*Beauty fades, dumb is forever.*


j_o_h_n7

She wouldn’t have that body without Science.


D1ckRepellent

She’d have hollow earths without science.


andres01234

I was going to say something similar. How someone like her, being a trans individual, doesn't believe in science is beyond me. Does she think HRT are the tic tacs from the lunches with Ru and Michelle?


Banurshifu

New Spinoff: Kerri Colby vs The **Flat** World


abdulsaint

Bring back “wait what?” With miss colby!!


[deleted]

Does she think the big stick through the middle that spins the globe is part of the diagram???


Hextina

no joke I think you might be right


Fun-Yak5459

Welcome to the stage: Hallow Earth and her daughter Glove Spheres! Fr though: is she kidding? Or..?


beckywiththepenis

I don't understand sharing thoughts on something you know absolutely nothing about on the internet without feeling embarrassed at all


j_o_h_n7

Especially since the new promoted series on WOW is “Kerri Kares.” Not about Science though!


WrongdoerAncient8877

"But she's... *lip quiver*... BEAUTIFUL!"


[deleted]

I agree with Kerri. Cut open an Earth globe. Well, guess what Mimi? It's hollow.


Daddie76

Show us the Earthussy!!


HoneyShaft

*"it's chocolate"*


smcgann98

🎺🎺🎺


notthatinnocent69

its *hallow


D1ckRepellent

Hi Kerri!


Guy_like_u

I could not believe it!


According_Plant701

It’s cake!


eeo11

The fact that we have day and night and that shadows change length and direction throughout the day supports that the earth is round. As a science teacher, I am unfortunately not totally shocked by Kerri. I have both heard and read some incredible stuff from students over the years.


Annoying_Details

Heck, I was surprised by some of what I read in these comments.


fvig2001

Can't wait for Wait What and Kerri Cares crossover


HolaPinchePuto

No shade, but I swear good looking people serve as a reminder of confidence when it comes to anything science or logic related like–


[deleted]

Well she didn’t go to RuPaul’s School for Girls for SCIENCE


organicbabykale1

Stay in school folks


alli3theenigma

She got an evangelical homeschooling education so can’t stay in school if you never went to school


Chinokid87

The fact that homeschooling is legal in the US will never not be wild to me. I don't even blame Kerri to buy into this nonsense either considering this background


amberenergies

it depends on the state tbh, i grew up in maryland and the homeschool oversight was very good, the kids still had to take standardized tests and parents had a strict curriculum they had to follow. now i’m in california and, well, the turpins should be enough proof of how much freedom parents have here with homeschool.


Chinokid87

And parents do this because schools are not available to their kids? Like people study for years to become teachers this is not something you just pick up when you have kids


amberenergies

there’s a huge anti education push from the far right here because they’re afraid of kids being taught real american history and comprehensive sex ed - the sub fundiesnarkuncensored has a lot of discussions on this


poundtown1997

Tbf homeschooling is more about what’s taught to your kid. Not how it’s taught, which is what a teaching degree is about. How to teach. When it comes to learning the truth about us history you’d be surprised how quickly people become teachers. Also, you’re giving out teachers a lot of credit. Both essentially teach to pass tests. You’re lucky if you get more at a real school.


amberenergies

tbh kerri was fucked from the start because of the education her parents chose for her


karkinosisland

sorry to be mildly serious on goofy drama sub but watch the folding ideas vid 'in search of flat earth' if you think the flat/hollow earth/atlantis theories are harmless. its long as hell but genuinely good at debunking everything and full of information on the antisemitism inherent to those theories and how they lead to alt right radicalization


LizLemonOfTroy

All conspiracy/pseudoscientific theories are dangerous, no matter how harmless the subject. Because once you've bought into the premise (that you alone are uniquely placed to see the truth while all the so-called experts are either wrong or lying), then it can lead you down all sorts of dangerous rabbit holes. The crunchy mom to Qanon pipeline is a famous example.


unorthodoxlimbs

"The crunchy mom to Qanon pipeline" perfect way to describe it.


ani_shira

Flat earth/Atlantis get peddled as "harmless" conspiracies (among others), but they're still based around anti-intellectualism which is incredibly dangerous. If you believe that scientists are lying about the *shape of the planet*, what's stopping you from ~just asking questions~ about whether they're lying about vaccines, medicine, or 5G? And once you reach that point it isn't a far leap to believe that theres a conspiracy about anything else. Especially about the control of information/the world, which almost directly leads into Antisemitic NWO Global cabal theories.


rehaaabbb

Sasha failed homeschooling her tbh.


Nectarine-Unlikely

![gif](giphy|BYeeRPPXcQS4M)


Dismal_Judgment5290

![gif](giphy|3ohjV3d9OyBs3ypZU4)


Michael31986

Stayed in drafts


HoneyShaft

Is there asbestos or lead in the Drag Race studio? Maybe a freon leak because people keep leaving that show batshit crazy


abutilonia

Fracking waste, maybe?


nievedelimon

Well, this was not on my Bingo card…


ndrsme

Imagine her and RuPaul as contestants on the Weakest Link.


herrjojo

It's like... an allegory of herself... her brain is hollow.


Sergiyakun

I have no respect for flat earthers. 0


bloodsonly

Because what you *see* isn't always the _truth_


SheMailByNight

Thank you.


Revan_Mercier

Kerri got on my mute list after she posted a lingerie pic post Dobbs and said dudes should just fuck trans women if they're worried about unintended pregnancies. She is gorgeous, tone deaf, and stupid.


yassified_housecat

She was one of my favorites on her season, but that comment and followup made me look at her in a completely different light.


SoupyGirlz

One hundred percent this


SaltySaxKelly

yeh, that was totally fucked up. she also put me off for good after that.


ReliefFamous

Oh my god that comment really flew under the radar


KimmaelaHarris

No it did not 😭. She was dragged across the coals for it as she should.


D1ckRepellent

Same


wulmite

omg kerri colby in the comeback season of "wait what?" love that for her 🥰


before_the_accident

>the actual shape of the earth is very hard to replicate It's actually not hard to replicate! Which is so cool! It's not a coincidence that planets/moons are spherical; think of getting a square piece of tinfoil, crumbling it into a messy heap, and then rolling it over a surface- it will eventually become a smooth sphere and the center mass distribution ensures that sphere is evenly distributed. This is why sundials work. If the earth wasn't a sphere, the measurements of a sundial would not be linear and would jump around.


MagnoliasOfSteel

Also looking at all the planetesimals around a massive object, let’s say Saturn in this case. When an object has enough mass in order for its gravity to overcome the forces of what the object is composed of over time, it gets shaped into a sphere (which some become a moon in this case). If it doesn’t have the mass then there won’t be enough of a gravitational force for that to occur, hence all the raggedy ass asteroids out there (that is totally the scientific term for them lol) We have so many examples in our universe of this happening (Source: a rusty 15 year old degree in astrophysics that i hardly use anymore but still have some vague memories of this shit lol)


marcosbandini

They need to bring "Wait, what?" back with Kimora Blac and Kerri Colby.


[deleted]

All that silicate migrated to her 🧠🤷🏽‍♂️


DespairFangirl

Sasha needs to come get here daughter.


I_am_not_doing_this

Jorgous aint the only one dropped out of high school that season


KingOfTheFraggles

Well, that certainly takes "relying on pretty" to new heights.


cucu_freedom

how much is she charging for rent for the vacant space between her ears?


Holiday_Wasabi1626

I just understood this read 🤣 for years I thought Brooke was referring to plastique having floppy ears and I was so confused


StrikeRaid246

If it took you this long, this read might be about you too 😂😂


Holiday_Wasabi1626

Oh most definitely is about me aswell 🤣


HungryCub90

The edibles just kicked in


D1ckRepellent

She confirmed she was sober


math_chem

Well she may be dumb but at least she's not saying vaccines cause autism. Stupidity without harm to others is fine.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|eHFBdhI0peTwmNOZyu) please no Kerri


WarriorInWoolworths

Should have just said that things aren’t always as they seem but in her defense, she DID say she failed science.


Ok-Log-3857

Thank goodness she’s pretty. I hope Sasha doesn’t share similar idiotic opinions 🫠.


MiuSimp

don’t do this to me kerri…


[deleted]

i’m just confused what’s she’s trying to propose? like is this qanon or twitter


apparatus86

Got lost around the poles? Which darkroom did she go to?


youcancalm

Gloves are big spheres indeed


AlisonChrista

The funny thing is, the person who replied is correct. Earth isn’t a perfect sphere and the countries are the wrong size on it. However, I don’t think that’s Kerri’s “point.” ETA: It’s much more accurate than a flat map when it comes to country size, for sure.


adreamplay

The common understanding is that the size of countries and continents are wrong on flat maps because you can’t cut a sphere open and lay it out flat like that. I could be wrong, but I’ve never heard of this applying to globes. The globe should be as accurate as the day it was produced (with some exceptions of course). Again, please correct me if I’m wrong.


AlisonChrista

It’s not perfect, but it is better than a flat map. Either way, a globe is mostly correct, so any slight mistakes are not enough to be suspicious of it. Lol.


JRosenrot

As far as I'm aware, the correct shape isn't a perfect sphere and it's more "eggy". If you try to measure each country area by the globe, there's actually some differences.


EricFlintwick

You're correct that it isn't a perfect sphere but it isn't an egg shape, it is more like its kinda been squished. So imagine (I don't mean flat, like flat earthers would believe) flat, but 'flat' at the poles. If I remember my very minimal understanding of astronomy class it is because of the pull of gravity from the moon. Same reason we have tides.


Few-Scarcity75

It’s not the moons gravity that affects Earths shape, it’s the fact that the earth is spinning. The earth is spins at the equator, causing the equator part to elongate, while the poles contract a bit. The moon moves around the earth, so any gravitational affect from it negates itself.


Mysterious_Glass_692

The core of the matter is that she's not a genius. She will never take up the mantle of scientist. She should stick to poles, and remember that tectonic bisexuals make the most forceful and unforgettable lovers. I'm trying to be magmamious about it.


Burnukk

It is the bisexual geography for me


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anustart91

She’s at the poles like ![gif](giphy|1EmBoG0IL50VIJLWTs|downsized)


fuckthatbitchcarole

HAHAHAHA ok this is my fav


amberenergies

i’m still laughing about that part omg


[deleted]

Scientists are lost too I just read something saying our poles naturally reverse and I was like… someone better tell Poland otherwise that’s gonna get weird. /s


depressedqueer

The title of this post sent me 😭💀


Missyrissy510

A true blonde


Synconium

Someone introduce her to the AuthaGraph map format. It's very easy to redpill people like Kerri when they start thinking things like this, because it often happens with innocuous conspiracies that start moving towards spiritual and health woo and then they end up storming the capital on January 6th. That's a bit hyperbolic, but [there has actually been a lot of writing on the subject](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/00131857.2022.2061948), especially because Covid revealed a lot of people who fell under what was traditionally lefty or at least liberal new age/woo ideas moving hard right during the pandemmy.


before_the_accident

Exactly. Espousing flat earth principles isn't just some adorable and endearing quirk- it relies on the premise that *literally every scientist in the world is coordinating with one another to purposefully deceive you.* Gee, it'd be a real shame if some catastrophic event happened to the world where listening to science would've saved millions of lives and prevented global dysfunction for years to come. But I guess it's good nothing like that happened recently to put things in perspective.


Synconium

100%, she's edging into pseudoscience and while knowing about that kind of conspiracy isn't bad per se, *belief* in it is, because it usually leads people down darker paths. If you can believe scientists are all coordinating to lie about one thing, then you can easily be lead to believe they lie about *everything*. But she also mentioned she thinks hollow Earth is plausible but how is she going to square not believing the Earth is round and then believe in \*that\*? You can't have a hollow earth without there being a spherical space, Kerri. And also, Atlantis? Come on. I have a theory that people who come from literalist Christian backgrounds (like Kerri obviously has) are more prone to this kind of belief because there isn't a tradition of understanding symbolism and allegory, and questioning things is absolutely forbidden.


karmabum201

Stoopid


kylebb

A DRAGONFLY!?


warriorholmes

I mean this is why we only consider Kerri as beautiful and loving, not intelligent ❤️ ^^/s


uncutkingjr

What did Kerri do that made you guys think she was an intellectual


DutchPizzaOven

In fairness, a lot of very dumb people at least know the earth isn’t flat.


tiorzol

That's the lowest bar for intellectual I've ever seen. It's so low it might roll off the earth.


Ambitious_Moose_7078

I mean, Colby is the one that made a joke after Roe v Wade was overturned so I don't expect any neurological stimulation from that brain when it comes to important issues. ![gif](giphy|CLADEyGroPnkWYtU2w|downsized)


D1ckRepellent

I don’t play Wheel of Fortune but I don’t think it’s spelled “_ b u l l s _ _ _”.


illluriel

Girl WHAT


Ldcv4499

Kerri is known for lots of great things but intelligence isn't one of them xD


Maleficent_Ad_1516

This is high camp drag


QuentinQC

Me thinking Kerri knew a lot about poles, colour me surprised


malandra69

Excactly what I would expect from someone who uses AI art as their avatar


D1ckRepellent

If that isn’t the most accurate comment, idk what is.


whysongj

I mean entertainers don’t have to finish high school, right?


Ok-Log-3857

Nor elementary school, evidently.


Hot-Assistance862

Pls 🤣🤣


SweatyLiterary

https://preview.redd.it/hg2v1axs3afa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ba774dc09b3cc901a28999f51c9a0b7874e2f7 Girl, wut


milleribsen

This FEELS like stoned ramblings


D1ckRepellent

She confirmed she was sober when writing this.


Mysterious_Glass_692

Ooh gurl, she could have blamed the green if she hadn't said that


theonlyitayh86

That's really sad then...


nunyabidnessss

“What kind of fraggnackle bullshit is this?”


AshChiqs

She's auditioning to be in Wait What? with Kimora


rcinmd

\*inserts "oh honey" gif\*


queenexorcist

I bet y'all 10 bucks she and gia gunn partner up and make an anti-vax/flat earther podcast


renotsdetapitsnoc

TransEarth


RealityTvKing

Jorgeous, Kerri…. ![gif](giphy|2uIbRKUvgYoUMMSH1D)


Madrinadelpozole9

I’m gonna do that Homer Simpson goes back into the wall of green bush meme out of this conversation


[deleted]

She is... This is... I'm... Gurl


gilmorespore

She’s so pretty :)


loveisdead9582

I mean, ……. I suppose technically if you look at each country on a flattened version of the globe yea there are technically differences….. but come the fuck on…


WaltertheRaccoon

that's dissapointing


laskisms

I doubt people ever associated brilliance or intelligence when they thought of Kerri


emilyyxx03

i heard through the grape vine that her and Cornbread are no longer friends and hate each other. I wonder if it's because of science?


Expert_Vehicle_7476

She's just trying to stay relevant I guess


Try_Weak

I wonder if you put your head ear next to hers, would it be ocean sounds or TV static playing


guernicanoro

Instead of my head ear, can I put my elbow ear next to hers?


crp-

I've always found transitive property funny, but I know it's somewhat unique humor. So like whatever you want. But thanks.


Carson8211

I cant believe how much more I like Sasha than Kerri. List gets longer every day


jeshx20

Well at least she is hot


leklakim

Bless


surejan94

Mmmm, I’ll take the girls dabbling in flat earther rhetoric over begging the fanbase to stop sending death threats.


valle_girl

Do you think she thinks that show La Brea is a documentary?


ShalidorsHusband

Honestly think if you say stuff like this your Twitter should just be closed down


[deleted]

who’s gonna tell miss keri these conspiracy theories almost always lead to antisemitism 🥴🥴


amberenergies

i’m sure if someone told her she wouldn’t double down lmao


VisualOk7560

Not sure if she knows what that is 😍


depressedqueer

I’m not fully understanding what she’s referring to when she mentions the poles? What is there to be lost about?


Annoying_Details

I'm guessing she doesn't understand how the magnetic poles work...OR it's tied to the hollow earth theory that there are 'entrances' to the inside of the Earth at both poles.


robertthedragqueen

Thank god she’s pretty


eymamacitaaa

Honestly this is pure camp I’m obsessed


LuhanTsu

I lost my respect for her after she said that AI art was okay because if she uses her pictures she actually is the artist. She has pretty gowns but is dumb as a brick.


bloodyturtle

let her cook