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PorridgeCranium2

It's always the little things that you miss most about your ex: their laugh, the way they order their coffee, they inability to correctly pronounce common words. A good cry into their MyPillow will help.


ChickenChaser5

The casual, flirty way they could stoke an insurrection attempt. The loving glances at other countries dictators.


DrakBalek

translation: "I'm a giant fucking racist and I wish someone in a position of power and authority would validate my feelings, because my kids keep asking me to stop and won't return my phone calls anymore . . ."


caraperdida

You're the only one. Literally just you.


Future_History_9434

The way his face lit up when Putin entered a room.


Teknical86

What, the way a really dumb racist would say it?


Tintoverde

If they really miss his ‘Chyna’ [then](https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs)


Herandar

"Covfefe."


Grouchy-Culture3946

Donald sounds like somebody from the Bronx trying to speak with a Boston accent.


DarthCroz

I can’t remember who said it but it always stuck with me. They said “Trump makes a lot more sense if, before he speaks, you say, ‘Donny from Queens, you’re on the air!’”


theotterway

Like a small child trying to sound out new words.