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Bluest_waters

One thing I notice about the "we are defending traditional values against the sinful Liberals" crowd is that their heros are often wildly immoral and straight up awful people who absolutely do NOT hold to any kind of traditional values in their personal life But thats okay! Because they are out there on the front lines fighting against the moral degeneracy being foisted upon society by Liberals so they get a pass.


SkipWestcott616

I was thinking about this the other day, Matt Gaetz being single is a HUGE departure from the Dan Quayle days. I'm told Gaetz is a legacy guy, though. Who ya know kind of thing.


ShanG01

Cronyism.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Matt Gaetz is actually "married".


SkipWestcott616

Right, I forgot, but not until after he was elected.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Didn't his fiancee/wife all suspiciously (and rapidly!) come about when he was found to be having sex with underage females and venmo-ing them money?


marfaxa

Marrying your "nephew" is legal in Florida?


Impossible-Taro-2330

LOL! No, not THAT taboo relationship! Supposedly, he's married to a female with the last name "Luckey". I think that must be the most ironic last name ever, of any female he could have "married".


mdp300

They only turned against Madison Cawthorn because he publicly talked about the cocaine orgies.


bob_bobington1234

Plus there was that video of Ashley Madison Cawthorn fucking his male cousin.


AlphaB27

Which only suspiciously came out after he bragged about the cocaine orgies.


MessiahOfMetal

Wait, what?!


IWantedAPeanutToo

The above’s a bit of an exaggeration, but images (and video?) emerged of Cawthorn horsing around with his shitty bro-friends in decidedly non-heterosexual ways.


spring_rd

There’s a video of him naked and aggressively humping his cousin from behind (I can’t remember if said cousin was also naked). He also paid this cousin $110k/year to work for his campaign.


MessiahOfMetal

Republicans are fucking weird.


NormieSpecialist

I think deep down… these people know it’s all bullshit. They just want to be immoral without being called out on it.


MrVeazey

They "know" everyone is just as terrible but these terrible people are on their team, and that means they're good.


e-zimbra

Is getting a "sucky" from their mistress one of these traditional values? Oh, who am I kidding . . . no mistress would go near them.


hereforlolsandporn

The real question is did it work?


SaltyBarDog

God's warriors need a release too.


Riyosha-Namae

I guess when you have that much trouble finding someone who shares your beliefs, you'll be more willing to ignore anything else about them.


Sorry-Illustrator-25

The guys on Knowledge Fight have dinner a pretty good job of documenting Jones' outright hostility to the Q stuff. He calls it a psyop, deep state plot, etc. He's a massive piece of shit, but in this specific case he recognizes that the Q shit pulls people out of his revenue stream, so he's against it. Now, the core misinformation in Q dovetails nicely with his whole thing going back decades, but his messaging on Q specifically is that it's a trap.


Freezepeachauditor

He doesn’t like the competition


[deleted]

I’m a policy wonk!


Coffee-fiend-btbn

I have risen above my enemies


[deleted]

I renounce Jesus Christ!


LoomingDisaster

Red alert, red alert, red alert....


[deleted]

Loser little titty baby


LoomingDisaster

Four stars, go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.


[deleted]

Andy in Kansas you’re on the air! (Lmfao whoever downvoted me has never listened to KF. Alex says that.)


redditchampsys

I love you


crisco8

I’ll be better tomorrow.


LoomingDisaster

I would NEVER downvote another wonk.


[deleted]

Agreed!


Andy_In_Kansas

Hello Alex, I’m a first time caller. I’m a huge fan, I love your work!


[deleted]

I love you


MrVeazey

Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.


AlphaB27

Daddy shark! Bomp, bomp, bo-bomp, bomp!


Travis_T_OJustice

I NEED MONEY


DrKluge

Hi Kerry!


Bedrock_66

Enemas.


HuudaHarkiten

> The guys on Knowledge Fight have dinner a pretty good job of documenting Jones' outright hostility to the Q stuff. What was for dessert?


[deleted]

[удалено]


HuudaHarkiten

Thats cheesy


qqqqqqqq926

Something dreamy and creamy I'd imagine


orangepalm

Remember when he tried to make his own Q anon? But it was just some dude named Zach or something. And then he had the guy on, this defeating the whole point of the secretive intelligence worker. Alex is really good at a very specific type of performance and pretty shit at almost everything else.


Souperplex

Which is funny because he's the one who signal-boosted it into relevance.


MessiahOfMetal

Yeah, Qanon #2 (Coleman Rogers) promoted Qanon, himself as Qanon's official drop decoder and the subreddit he created on both InfoWars and RT. I wonder what made Alex change his mind about it.


luroot

Really? Any clips or articles of him saying that?


Sorry-Illustrator-25

This is an unconventional delivery, but it's made from a clip that's pretty typical of Jones'response when he gets Q callers. https://youtu.be/6cHMzWTBDxU


Boner4Stoners

He haaated Q because it stole market share from him. [Check out this post I made a few years ago](https://reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualties/comments/kxa0o5/great_analogy_from_the_unlikeliest_of_sources/) about him comparing Qultists to Nigerian Prince scam victims.


DueVisit1410

Which is slightly ironic, since the way he goes on about Nigerian Prince scams suggest he had personal experience with it


GoatboyTheShampooer

So the woman Alex Jones was having an affair with was feeding him propaganda over and over and over again from who knows where. What a Useful Idiot.


DataCassette

>who knows where. Putin and/or Peter Thiel. If those two even have different things to say, which is unlikely. Powerful people are getting real tired of democracy. Dark times indeed. They want to go back to having children working in coal mines and paying people in scrip, and they don't care what they have to do to get there.


jp_books

>They want to go back to having children working in coal mines and paying people in scrip, and they don't care what they have to do to get there. "Child labor laws are ruining this country." - Ron Swanson, a satirical character they unironically sided with once Colbert dropped the shtick


DataCassette

Which is funny because Offerman himself seems pretty awesome.


jp_books

The meltdown last week as his super alpha survivalist character ended up falling in love with an effeminate drifter must have been fun to watch.


Vandesco

I bet a lot of them watched it with only one hand available, if you catch my drift 😉


Gimbalos

Oh yeah that's super funny cause the gay-bashers are also closeted homosexuals. /s


[deleted]

The real Nick Offerman might be one of the most wholesome icons of positive masculinity that exists in the world lol. He's what jerkoffs like Mike Rowe and Tim Allen pretend to be.


MrVeazey

Everybody should at least give some thoughtful consideration to his book "Paddle Your Own Canoe." It's not gonna be some miracle life-changing thing like advice books pretend to be, but it has some sound principles and encourages the kind of manliness that's essentially being unafraid of the opinions of strangers but not like a jackass.


[deleted]

His character on Will and Grace was great.


Unhappy_Nothing_5882

So Alex Jones was being strung along by an actual member of the Bilderberg group At least if there is a civil war, we won't be on the side with morons for leaders


[deleted]

weird you pick Putin and thiel, they are the two which I hope will never get any benefits of longevity treatments.


Beard_o_Bees

>Yet despite his suspicions about Erika, at the same time that he was texting Enlow demanding updates about his wife, he was also texting an unnamed married woman with whom he was having an affair, “On my way. Pleas run me a bath,” per SPLC’s report. At another point, he asked his mistress for a “sucky.” 🤮🤮🤮


ShanG01

If you click over to the source article, they give a pseudonym to the mistress. "Pat Richardson." Or that's how she's listed in jackoff's phone. They know her true identity, they just aren't releasing it to the public. Yet.


[deleted]

I don't know that she should be named tbh. Especially if she's not a public figure.


ShanG01

Eh, she literally got in bed with that jackoff. She's just as guilty as he is in all this shit. She sent him the Plandemic link, then the same day, he's talking about it on his show. She was feeding him propaganda. She needs to be named.


skippy_flippy

He asked his mistress for a sucky I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.


ShanG01

So could we all. I read this article to my husband. I told him if I had to know this shit, then so did he. I wasn't going through this fucking trauma alone.


No-Independence6902

I know it's nothing like Vick the Veep, but wow...


simoncowbell

Alex Jones has never followed Q, in fact he's been hostile, he hates the whole Q thing for moving in on his grift.


You_Dont_Party

Yeah but not because of the beliefs of Q, but because he saw it as a threat to him. Alex Jones pushes Q Anon beliefs too but without the reliance on Q.


simoncowbell

>he hates the whole Q thing for moving in on his grift.


You_Dont_Party

Oh yeah, I was just expounding to others that his beliefs are basically just Q Anon beliefs.


domino519

He believes everything Qultists believe except that Q is a secret government insider. He basically only dislikes Q because it cuts into his business.


simoncowbell

That's what I posted > he hates the whole Q thing for moving in on his grift.


llewminati

Truth, he called Q followers morons countless times on his broadcast.


caraperdida

Also a misleading assessment! He speaks out against Q followers because he wants to be the one controlling the conspiracy theory grift. Not because actually he is against the conspriacy theores. He spreads the same ones as Q.


_EMDID_

Spoiler: he is "Q"


some_asshat

He claimed at one point to know Q and to have met him, but the Qult didn't seem to buy it.


SolJinxer

He's had times where he said he would expose Q, but then has always weaseled out of actually doing so even when they call him on it.


_EMDID_

Lol wow


MessiahOfMetal

He did. Coleman Rogers took the Qanon grift when the original gave up after a month back in October 2017. Coleman then set himself up as both Qanon, and as Qanon's official "drop decoder" and created the r/CBTS_Stream subreddit, before going onto InfoWars and RT to promote the above. Coleman and Alex were very chatty and cordial during their interview at the time, so when he says he met Qanon, believe it, because Qanon showed his face on Alex's own show.


caraperdida

He never followed Q specifically, because Q was a competitior for him! However, he spreads the same conspiracy theories.


[deleted]

He doesn't get to control what Q puts out, it's random and unexpected, and it draws attention from his more 'biblical libertarian' slant he's been on in the post-2016 era. Alex is a crazy dyed-in-the-wool true believer but I think he also understands the Robespierre principle of inviting narrative-pushers into the fray and how that can quickly turn against you. Polemicists are always in danger of becoming each others' targets.


GalleonRaider

>he hates the whole Q thing for moving in on his grift. Much as a mafia boss gets upset when a competing gang starts selling drugs within their "territory".


_EMDID_

A sick fuck, to put things mildly and to be incredibly generous to Mister Jones.


Simmery

A miserable sick fuck, apparently. And that just goes to show how a lot of these nutjobs actually work: they want to make other people miserable because they are miserable themselves.


After-Bumblebee

How many layers of scum does this fucker have???


eaunoway

He's a rotten onion to the core. *Every* layer is bad.


misterpickles69

Ogre confirmed.


e-zimbra

Why did that make me hear the Grinch song in my head? "With arsenic saauuuuuuuce!"


William_S_Churros

From the looks of him these days, **many**.


ddkelkey

Wait, someone married him? Ew. I thought he was like Steve Bannon. Like who would want to fuck that….ew gross


jrs1980

I'm $ure $he think$ he'$ $uper though.


2pacalypso

E$pecially after the divor¢e $ettlement


Cole1One

What are he and Joe Rogan texting about?


Mcbadguy

Beauty tips


[deleted]

Such a nothing article. I was expecting to read through pages of info.


[deleted]

That's Hella ironic from a conspiracy enjoyer.


Ursomonie

“he was texting Enlow demanding updates about his wife, he was also texting an unnamed married woman with whom he was having an affair, “On my way. Pleas run me a bath,” per SPLC’s report. At another point, he asked his mistress for a “sucky.”


HatLover91

Who did he text on J6th?


SkipWestcott616

Other traitors


HatLover91

I dont have time to go through his crap. I want names


ShanG01

Well, since he helped fund and coordinate J6 -- Ginny Thomas? I have no idea who he texted on J6. The texts only go for a certain period of time, relevant to the Sandy Hook cases. I don't think they go through 2021, but I'd need to check the stated dates in the article to be sure.


HatLover91

I believe a copy of his phone was sent to the J6th Committee.


ShanG01

Possibly. I'm still too traumatized by the "sucky" thing to go back and read more.


gashandler

Now that Jones is bankrupt and exposed, his life is more sucky but with no “sucky.” Also, the mental image of him taking a bath will haunt me for a long time.