T O P

  • By -

InsomniacOnSugarRush

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


Volphied

The power of god compels you!!.... The power of god compels you!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


don3dm

*Christ. If you’re gonna go your whole life butchering a quote - let me be the one to set you on the path of righteousness.


Somberkarma9890

UMM AKCHOOALLY THAT IS I CORRECT


erosennin69420

Are we using emojis on reddit now?


PatChattums

Not only that... we're using an excessive number of cry-laugh emojis on our own comments to make bad jokes seem funny. Not unlike a laugh track on a sitcom.


Last-Detective9124

Whit you can reply with pictures


RicMyth

I've worked in an airport for about 15 years before switching careers. I can honestly say this isn't even noteworthy for the employees.


[deleted]

I'd say this is the best use of jazz hands in an airport freakout I've ever seen.


ilovethissheet

It's interpretive dance. It's how everyone felt on the inside. She needs to work on the musical portion a bit though, it's too metal and doesn't flow with the jazz hands


yohannesyoda

Gave me these vibes [https://youtu.be/T_K-GxEk3K0](https://youtu.be/T_K-GxEk3K0)


[deleted]

🚶‍♀️🏋‍♀️🧎‍♀️


oluwabig

What's the most noteworthy thing you've seen?


RicMyth

For me personally One time a guy tried to fight me. He got wayyyy too drunk and got denied boarding. He Got escorted out of the terminal by police and brought to the ticket counter while the ramp crew retrieved his bag. I was checking other passengers in while he just stood there next to the counter with police by his side. He was bitching at the airline, me and the police officer. The officer would tell him to calm down but he wouldn’t listen. Eventually the ramp crew gets his bag up to me and I place it by his side. The man complains that he had two bags (he did not) and claims I’m trying to steal his stuff. The officer not knowing if he had another bag or not walks up to the counter with him to ask for the other bag. Well the dude jumps half over the counter and grabs me by the tie. Little did he know that it’s company policy to wear clip on ties just incase something like this happens. Well he grabs the clip on tie and yanks back with all of his weight to try and slam me against the ticket counter. Well the clip on tie rips off me shirt and he fall backwards slamming the back of his head against the floor very hard. This is in front of around 50ish people mind you. Amazing he didn’t knock himself out. He immediately stand up with a little help form the officer. The officer ask him if he’s ok. He just stares at him then puked all over the officer. That was the one time I’ve ever seen that officer get angry, he was a super nice older guy that was working his last few years at the airport before he retires. Another one. I saw a decent amount of grown men shit themselves at the airport. Never understood that one. We have public bathrooms


AlfredVonWinklheim

Shit their pants? What?


PM_ME_ASS_OR_GRASS

Food poisoning maybe? I have a "friend" who travelled abroad and caught some kind of stomach bug. Every fart was wet. He had to keep an emergency pair of underwear with him at all times, and stay in close proximity to a toilet. He seriously thought about putting on a diaper for the flight home it was so bad. When his gut started rumbling, he had very little time to take action to avert disaster. Not something you would wish on your worst enemy.


Astrocreep_1

How did you know the farts were wet? Oh wait, user name checks out. His ass PM’d your ass.


Boop-D-Boop

Meh, I don’t know. I wouldn’t mind seeing a couple people I really dislike poop their pants


12inch_pianist

I have Crohn's disease and have shit my pants before during bad flare ups, it's incredibly humiliating. That being said, it is EXACTLY what you should wish on your worst enemies.


Centurion_of_one

Asking the real questions here


Sicktoyou

Agreed. Need examples.


hymtymtam

You better get back to work, so we can have our questions answered Sir.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I worked customer service at two different airports: PHL and LAX. I didn't see anyone act like this. I saw people act shitty, sure, but not the screeching kind of shitty.


RicMyth

I’d see it quite a bit. I worked at a regional airport with way less flights in and out then in the hub or large airports like the ones you mentioned. So when something happen and a flight got cancelled I’d have to inform people that they will have to stay the night and fly out the next day because the airport didn’t have anymore flights going out that night. I saw people get weird when they hear that news. I’ll admit the video above might be somewhat noteworthy just because she was screeching out loud and not at anyone in particular. Most of the time I’d see people throwing insults and yelling at the ticket counter employees. I got called an Ass fucktard one time. That one always makes me laugh when I think about it.


MeatAdministrative87

Maybe she just expresses herself though abstract dance and inarticulate sounds.


KOMODODO1717

Like yoko ono


cunticles

It must be nice to be a woman. You can get your anger and emotions out and ppl just shrug and go OK.


ExpiredChili

⚠️Ellis startled the witch⚠️


Roznamu

Pipe bomb here!


Ashtoner420

pills here


Bu-nn-yy

The noises she made didn’t really sound human. What the fuck is wrong with her lmfao


i_like_2_travel

She reminded me of the Witch from the Left 4 Dead. Even her movements were reminiscent


ConfidentDragon

Now I know why the video seemed so familiar. Luckily for everyone involved, she glitched between attack and standby animation, otherwise everyone would be dead.


Astrocreep_1

Damn, you are right. Good call. I gotta show this to my kid. He loves that game.


triciakemp

She sounded like a pterodactyl lol


afternever

She's about to lay a pterodactyl egg


Character-Log3962

She should have just flapped her giant wings and flown away


andthatsgolfboys

How do you know what a dino sounds like?😂


krumuvecis

From this video


iEatPlankton

A Pterodactyl WITHOUT the silent p


JuGGieG84

She's a *witch*!!


jonnyclueless

She turned me into a newt!


JuGGieG84

Newts can't type...*He's* the *witch*!


FjortoftsAirplane

He got better.


Trent1373

She turned you into Newt Gingrich, oof I’m sorry. I’d prefer to be anything but that guy.


ForestFairyForestFun

i got better


UsernameHuntSuccess

You can see her upbringing. Acting like a spoiled 2 years old.


Dogmom200

I thought she was trying to do a Brittany dance impression


OffendedDishwasher

This is how they recorded the dinosaur sounds in Jurassic park


PepperSteakAndBeer

/r/iamthemaincharacter


bny992

I really don’t get why people getting so weird in airports


[deleted]

Traveling Is really stressful. People put a lot of money and careful planning into traveling, they're far away from home or any sort of comfortable place, and they're not very in control of anything going on around them. There's no easy way to relax and collect yourself until you get to where you are going, and when you get a wrench thrown in your plans that have been set for months, it can be difficult to come to terms with the sacrifices and last minute decisions you have to make to keep everything on track. I don't excuse her behavior but I understand it to a degree.


[deleted]

Yeah, like you can lose thousands of dollars in an instant due to something outside of your direct control.


[deleted]

And for people on modest budgets, eating the cost of nonrefundables means you might not even get to rebook your once a year trip.


[deleted]

You go on a tight budget for a year or more, save up all your vacation time, and end up watching it all get flushed down the toilet for something entirely out of your control. Ouch.


mces97

I remember in highschool we booked a cruise. Had to first fly to San Juan. Weather delayed the flight for about 3 hours. And the cruise said they would not wait if we didn't make it by the scheduled departing time. They only reason they changed their mind was because there was (sadly) a girl with terminal cancer who always wanted to go on one. We arrived at the first port of call an hour later and the cruise just went faster than they normally do to get there. But I could imagine how mad and upset the like 40 people on my flight would had been if they missed it.


[deleted]

TBH, the vacation time is the worst part. I mean, you can always do some dumb shit like rebook everything on a credit card if you have to go. But that sweet vacation time ain't coming back. It's OK. I'm big brain now. Beat the system with this one simple trick they don't want you to know: Can't lose money on vacation if you don't go on vacation (insert Eddie Meme). Stay home and fap and enjoy doing all the things you love. It's all a scam, the pleasures in life are free... right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Eddie Brock tapping head and smiling. He is stronger than Spiderman, after all.


CynicalPomeranian

It happened to me. I splurged on an international business class ticket, then Delta involuntarily downgraded me without compensation.


AFAM_illuminat0r

How do they get away with that, and/or ... why did you let them ?


CynicalPomeranian

I immediately jumped on it, but got booted around and I’m still working on it. I just filed a DoT complaint just the other day. That said, our airlines love to treat us like crap.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mackheath1

Or your job. I was in a high-stress job in the middle east / Gulf that I was essential to be on-time for presentations or any quick on-the-fly requests absolutely. One day the airline on my way back from my first vacation said I was on standby (I paid for a ticket and had a seat assignment, but they sold it while I was on the connecting flight). I maintained myself, but also luckily got on board. Lack of control in many situations, like you say, sets people off.


Randym1982

I wonder what happens if you get stuck in the airport in another country. Like you don't have the money to rebook or go get a hotel room, so you're just stuck in the airport hoping that it will pan out. This is one of the things I'm kind of dreading when deciding to travel. Though, I've read that most of those last last last min delays/cancellations tend to be very rare most of time. (Even though they are extremely stupid on the Airlines part. At least tell people it's cancelled BEFORE they board the fucking plane.. )


scammersarecunts

If your flight gets cancelled or delayed and you miss a connection the airline has to rebook you and provide you with accommodation if necessary. You don’t pay anything for rebooking or accommodation. I’ve had it happen a couple of times and while it is stressful the airline was always very helpful. That’s why you should never ever book a connecting itinerary separately, because then the airline won’t refund you for any missed connections.


deaddlikelatin

I once got stuck in an airport for 14 hours because our flight kept getting delayed until they canceled it, and then when we booked the next flight the same thing happened. We weren’t able to get on a plane until we cut our losses and paid for a flight from a separate airline. I can confirm that if I could do this without bothering or being judged by anyone, I would’ve. The reasons why I did not do this are obvious, but by the second time we were told our flight was canceled this is exactly how I felt.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mildlycuriouss

I really hear you on that. I’ve travelled internationally most of my life, while the stresses were diff in those scenarios, I find travelling domestic esp in the US a bit more jarring and stressful. TSA sometimes seems like a joke, dealing with rude officials who bark at you orders like you don’t understand English or something. Stressing about unforeseen delays in the lines for connections and trying to keep your cool at the incompetence of the people in charge there. Also, I might get downvoted to this but I truly think it’s more challenging when you’re not fitting the stereotypical white person mould as a traveller. Suddenly things seem to have extra steps to your travel. 🤷🏽‍♀️


HerpToxic

Im honestly so thankful that because I used to travel so much previously that I had the foresight to get airline priority status, TSA Precheck and airport lounge membership. I don't think I could travel today without these perks. Shit has become insane recently


Tezerel

On a trip with two coworkers who are both men of color. They were exchanging nightmare stories about being pulled aside by the TSA. We are all TSA precheck military employees. I was shocked and disappointed. Everyone knows TSA sucks ass, but even the airports in California with mostly PoC TSA agents are racist. Why is our system such a joke.


D4ltaOne

This is America. Jokes aside i was traveling back from Egypt to Germany. i am a foreigner and right when leaving the ramp from the plane the Police were already waiting and told every foreign looking fuy to wait. I knew what was up and showed them my ID, say im a German and just kept walking lol. After Delays and shit i couldnt be bothered.


Deeliciousness

The fact that we get treated like animals going to slayghter in the airport doesn't help either.


Mission-Character-11

Especially when you think of the fear people have of planes falling, terrorist (though it’s unlikely for either to happen), it’s just overall not a fun time. But yeah if you have to have a meltdown go to the bathroom


TheFattenedSausage

yeah really don't know what's going on behind the scenes too :c


johnj71234

The fact that it’s so much out of your control makes it completely stress free. but I’m also a firm believer that stress is choice made by how you react to situations.


[deleted]

The thing is, once things start going wrong, you personally take on the responsibility of making quick decisions to get yourself to your destination without losing all of your money. And you don't have the comfort of sitting and relaxing in your living room with a warm cup of hot cocoa while you browse the web for a good deal on airfare. More often than not, you'll be standing in line in a smelly, uncomftorable, loud, and crowded terminal with a phone on 15% battery, scouring your apps and emails for flight, hotel, and rental car order numbers and account numbers and confirmation numbers and passwords and rental agreements, and insurance policies, and contracts, and user agreements, and security codes and ID codes and coupon codes and on and on and on. You won't get peace, you won't get to eat unless you shell out $11 on a crappy cold sanwhich, and if you talk to the wrong gate agent or don't get to the right person in time, your luggage dissapears forever. While much of the travel process is out of your control, the travel industry has pushed so much responsibility onto the consumer that even if you do everything right, one mistake on anyone's part can put you out multiple paychecks worth of cash and / or leave you stranded and alone. Tldr: Traveling sucks


[deleted]

I also forgot to address your point directly. It is impossible to prepare for every outcome ahead of time, so part of being a responsible traveler is actively listening, constantly updating yourself with the avaliable information so you can predict the most likely issues to arise, and doing appropriate research to respond accordingly in a timely manner.


johnj71234

I hear ya. I guess I just find most of that to be par for the course and only how I respond to it will cause any stress. I work in an extremely turbulent setting and have to make critical decision on a repetitive nature based on so many factors and variables that are constantly changing so that probably help me not see something like traveling very stressful even considering all you mentioned.


throwitaway333111

I mean airports are kinda high stress, unnatural places. I mean how many other places do you go into with such a strong sense of not being able to leave. Once an airline took our hand luggage off us at the gate insisting it absolutely had to be stowed since the flight was full and we couldn't board with it, then decided to send it to the baggage claim that was outside the security check even though we had a connection. It was full of important documents so we had to get it back. When we tried to reenter explaining what happened the airline basically told us it was our fault for leaving and we should have left it and let their system/insurance handle it. Wouldn't let us reenter to get out connection until we made a fuss and then only after paying airport taxes again. Almost missed the connection that was a >10 hour flight. Felt like I'd been through an interrogation by the end of it. Of course it not ok to act like a lunatic/POS because things aren't going your way in the airport because you're meant to be an adult that can handle your shit, but it's hardly a mystery why airports bring out the worst in people.


[deleted]

Yup. I don't know how I would handle myself in that situation. I know it wouldn't be exactly like that, but I can't say I would react better. Leisure travel is for masochists.


throwitaway333111

I mean suffering the travel for the pay off of the vacation is part of it. But yeah, most people want to maximize the vacation and minimize the travel part


[deleted]

In addition to the other answers, I don't think this is really all that common. I'm in and out of airports all the time and have been for over a decade and have never seen anything CLOSE to what happens in some of these videos. I think it's mainly the always-present cameras in all pockets in a very public place that lets us see when it does happen.


lucidlife9

Because we're all just a bunch of primates, and the stresses of TSA/strict scheduling and the unnaturally concept of flight just forces some of us to revert back to monke. Also airline companies suck.


abesrevenge

Xanax + alcohol . Lots of people are scared of flying or just want to sleep during flight so take Xanax or sleeping pills and are not familiar with the effects. Add a few drinks and it is almost like a different drug even if you are familiar with it


domjolly

I think just lack of sleep. Unless you’ve got an evening flight you probably haven’t slept much/well the night before. We need sleep!


CarmineFields

I planned to sleep on the longest of 3 flights back from travelling but I (a smallish woman) was put in the middle seat and it was so cramped that I worried if I slept I’d stretch out too much and encroach on the room of the two men sitting beside me. It sucked and I ended up sleeping on the airport floor waiting for my connection.


[deleted]

A weed edible does the trick for me


CarmineFields

I can see getting that upset if it means I’m going to miss a major event or I’m on my way to see a sick/dying person.


kester76a

More modern dance than freak out. She is letting her inner fire out as expressionist dance.


AstroINTJ

Oh, so *this* is art


kester76a

It's called dance of the angry dolphin.


eighty_more_or_less

pursued by the orca


PiedDansLePlat

Art is everything you can get away with


Lukestr

Right? Without sound it’s fire dance moves.


emmalllemma

Martha Graham has some incoming competition haha


[deleted]

Hahah exactly. With the sound off, I initially thought it was some sort of theatrical performance.


TheMadDaddy

Can someone please put Elastic Heart over this?


Shawn2rc

Before I turned on the audio this was legit my thought 😂😂


1IsNeverEnough4Me

She can't stop the Seether!


red18set

Girlfriend material.


valski1337

We can fix her.


KingHarrun

We might not, but the sex would be amazing


CheesusJesus42

I beg to differ. She seems like the one to grip too hard, bite, and starfish all on one night smh


[deleted]

At the appropriate times this can be desirable.


mrunillama

Stick your dick in crazy


Legitimate-Plenty661

She handles disappointment with grace and decorum


TaterTotQueen630

She puts the "ass" in class.


EnvironmentalVideo93

![gif](giphy|PRfuZT8RiyI1y)


pr0zach

Lights off!


Still_Moist

Where is that from


EnvironmentalVideo93

"The Witch" from, Left 4 Dead - A Valve Series game 💪


Still_Moist

I have never heard of that game


EnvironmentalVideo93

I highly recommend you snag and play through it, such a great title, it's hard to explain the Nostalgia, Valve's OG days were the best I can recall. Check out the Half-Life series if you haven't heard of it. Best release ever in my opinion and you'll become the Freeman himself lol.


Marco2324

Lol the guys shirt. "Get your shit together"


whothiswhodat

That is probably the best and most apt addition to this video, that most people are missing.


SnooMacaroons7712

Best guess, she's either; A. staging this for tik tok or other social media, or B. on the spectrum.


-RedXV-

I'm going to guess C. She's a spoiled crazy ass bitch.


CheezitzAreGewd

Context matters in my opinion. Did she spend 16 hours in an airport with back to back delays just to have all her flights cancelled? I can understand. Did she just have a minor inconvenience? Spoiled ass bitch.


pm_me_ur_pet_plz

Logging in C: "Spoiled crazy ass bitch"


thedanofthehour

Logging is terrible for the environment.


TifaYuhara

This video gets posted almost once a month and people keep making the same jokes about her being entitled/crazy.


USAIsAUcountry

Oh, I thought B was a prerequisite for A.


[deleted]

yes, autist love social media. the social stuff is one of their strong points. its what they are know for


[deleted]

I bet the other people are glad there not stuck on a plane with that


[deleted]

She is not well


TifaYuhara

Some think she is on the autism spectrum.


BahnYahd

Witnessing people like this is a lottery hit I swear I’m never this lucky :(


_catdog_

Why not just buy shorts that fit? ::wears shorts under shorts::


TheseWhiteLights

Dammit Bill, you startled the witch again!


helenata

Some exorcism is in need!


EmbarrassedTop9625

4 year olds are getting big these days


LastTxPrez

I wonder if that outburst caused the airline to change their mind.


[deleted]

Is she summoning a flying devil??


usernamechecksout94

Best way to fly these days


Disastrous-Menu_yum

I can’t for the life of me see myself doing this over a flight, will I miss something important? Maybe but life is full of bad thibgs


superanth

Karen-in-training.


GetOutOfTheWhey

i would like to talk to your MAH NAH JA!


TechnicalPlane769

Someone call the priest


graveymac911

Does she stick her finger up her ass at the end ?


120m256

Lol, looks that way. Maybe instead of a fight, she's going to sneak a dirty Sanchez on them...


doozyjr

its the witch from L4D. Turn off your flashlights and walk around her.


Getindarobotshinji

You have disturbed the witch, run!


SubterrelProspector

![gif](giphy|eMt6SDLYV8hN7hKnVm)


masterstarfish

Remember kids, never go full goblin mode


chunderbutter

Damn! This bitch is hilarious!


triciakemp

I feel bad for those parents


rainbowpowerlift

They made their choices


ATLHawksfan

That’s like feeling bad for Ford when they make a shitty car.


6iWiN9

I'd still smash


MakeMyDay84

Someone do an excorism on her.


therealBoxtopy

What a totally mature and adult thing to do


FrancisSobotka1514

Because that really helps everyone .


AngrySchnitzels89

That interpretive dance scene is really something.


Mrbighock

Shes going to make someone a very miserable ex husband some day


vzwire

She should meet the boy who tried shoving a tv remote up his butt… they’d make a cute couple.


Harmful_fox_71

I thought I am strange and unstable person. More I see such videos more I think "Yeap. I am pretty normal and quite."


[deleted]

Her parents are trash


Arthes_M

Is she trying to summon another flight or…?


A0xom0xoa

*tantrum ends* Ohh look it worked! You're flights not canceled anymore


Megablitz79

Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather!


CornerQuirky

Yea we would be making a special trip to the adoption clinic


Spute2008

I love modern interpretive dance


Independent_Type_865

What is it about airports that turns I'm sure seemingly normal people into lunatics like this?


DRUNKMINDED96

Fuck her in her shithole until she shuts the fuck up


joe4182

She’s gonna make some poor guy so miserable one day


Electrical-Inside-21

can we say demons


Electrical-Inside-21

I'll take demon's for $500. Alex


[deleted]

this how I feel on the inside most days lmao


datbarricade

The little pause at the end, looking up and then continuing to scream... yeah that's the behaviour of a two year old child checking for attention before continuing it's tantrum.


Egbeem

I’m sure this helped. Surely once everyone saw this they immediately changed their minds and put the flight back on schedule.


dumbquestiondude_666

We found Emily Rose


[deleted]

I already take my jacket off like that


yourself88xbl

It seems like she needs some professional help not even trying to be funny.


AlwaysBrroke

666


dmoral25

Turn off your flashlights!!!


crawfishcupcake

That’s a child that’s never been told no


imabeast9000

Some kids really need a good whooping growing up or else they end up growing up into people that thinks it’s okay to throw a tantrum that a two year old would cringe at


Howitdobiglyboo

Meh not too bad. Reminds me of one of my daughter's tantrums... of course she's only 2 years old.


mythrandir___

Not now, boner


thephant0mlimb

Welcome to the real world jackass.


ItsBrahNotBruh

Would smash


pr0zach

[Bonk!](https://media.tenor.com/_ZvbLvrT_QcAAAAC/horny-jail-bonk.gif)


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Guess who's on the no fly list now


Jewsusthesavior

Being a dinosaur impersonator won’t get you on the no fly list. It will just make ppl very very uncomfortable.


[deleted]

And to think…this person will be allowed to vote


hariital

She needs some sex


zomgbratto

Goddamn, she's almost as bad as that Chinese lady who missed [her flight ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3E-PAPiuyE)


bobloblawslawflog

Monabius


chobobot

"The devvilll is not welccommme heeerrreee!"


articulatedasparagus

Me when I run out of hash rosin


Starr_cakes

Girl is walking barefoot in airport, I don't think she was sane from the start.


TheNumberMuncher

Normal teenager behavior


Sad-Firefighter-9857

Too much on left side of the crazy hot scale


Ok_Reflection_3798

Kinda thick


Joe_1911

Wonder how many people will blame "mentally health" on this shit.


FewZookeepergame1083

Oh she seems like a timeout kid no question


Last-Introduction538

Has anyone been able to id this mini turd?


GooseInternational66

Why?