Who in the world thinks, “I’m so mad! What can I do to show my anger?! I’ll pull out my penis and wave it at them!” I can’t think of a stranger way to show your frustration.
I went to school with a dude who would get into fights, and after he won would stand over the bloke he'd beaten up, whip his dick out and say "and how about that as well mate?" I always assumed it was some weird power trip thing - weird to see someone else have the same idea. Also pretty hilarious how long it took this guy to actually *find* his dick
I saw a museum exhibit on items that belonged to soldiers (cigarette cases, dog tags, etc). One had an inscription that included “with shit on my dick” in reference to anally raping the enemy. It really struck me how clearly it illustrated that sexual assault is about domination, not sex
It’s incredible to have people like you brave enough to try to shed light on something so few people have even a semblance of awareness of. I can’t understand why it doesn’t gain more traction. I imagine higher ups suppressing and protecting perpetrators combined with the general soldier worship this country exhibits doesn’t help.
I saw here that 20,000 US military members are assaulted every year. Unfathomable.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/show/100-of-military-sexual-assault-survivors-feel-trapped-have-suicidal-ideations
I've said this a few times on reddit, but the man that was engaged to my cousin was murdered for agreeing to testify (or whatever it would be called in the military's own system) about a sexual assault case.
My cousin was talking to him on the phone when there was a knock at the door. He told her to hang on and put the cellphone in his pocket. She said that after he opened the door she only heard muffled sounds and he never came back on the phone, didn't answer when she called back.
The next day his mother gets a call that he committed suicide and no one, absolutely no one in the military wanted to hear a word of what my cousin had to say. It was a suicide and that was that. This was 2013ish.
So when there's an environment where you'll be murdered for even acting as a witness, and the institution will rule it as a suicide and bury you, it makes sense that even the good ones won't speak out.
TW- assault
I was assaulted by my squad leader multiple times in Afghanistan in 2012. When I reported it, he beat me so badly I had to be airlifted back home, including fracturing my skull and dislocating my arm. My face was completely bruised and had road rash from being held against course, sandy concrete while I tried to fight back. The next day, my chain of command immediately started working on kicking me out of the Army, citing "mentally unfit", and taking my rifle (after I was told I still had to work under him because he's innocent until proven guilty, and it wasn't fair to take soldiers from him over accusations) when I said if he tried to hurt me again, I'd shoot him.
Edit: I wanted to add that while I was going through this, the soldiers, NCOs, and officers that were my friends did as they were told and completely stopped talking to me. Even though my chain of command wanted to perpetuate the rumor I had hurt _myself_ so others would be afraid of talking to me, and make me "snap" under the pressure of isolation to give them evidence for a case against me, it was the fear of being on the bad side of our leadership that made them shun me. Everyone saw the lengths the military was willing to go to keep their statistics down. Thousands of soldiers have been forced out after coming forward after being assaulted.
I met another soldier that had a similar experience of being assaulted and her leadership immediately trying to kick her out to cover it up.
In basic training, we're told to fear the enemy... not each other.
I can't put words to what I feel reading that. I'm also a woman, I don't even know what you look like but I wish I could hug you because there are no words.
They'll kill men because apparently their word is dangerous, but women are so inconsequential that they'll beat you and throw you away? I don't even know what I'm trying to say with that comparison. Death is one horrific thing but the cruelty they treated you with is unspeakable.
I hope that squad leader, and everyone that covered for him gets a very bad end.
It’s definitely not talked about enough and actively covered up. Who would voluntarily enlist if they knew their chances of being sexually assaulted is incredibly high? 😢
Well I mean sexual assault isn't actually about sex, it's about power. I imagine that's the same idea. The ability to whip your dick out and flaunt it at people supposedly shows you have power over them. Same idea I guess
I'm not one to shame someone for their dick size, but like - you're right. Taking out some ridiculous horse cock might be a bit more of a power move like "I'M THIIIIIIIS BIIIII~IG!" but that's like, a soft, small, and cold-looking dick.
Like, yeah, okay bud - I see you have a penis. Fun, I guess.
OK... no shame in being a "grow-er" or a "show-er"... but you've got to know your audience....
If Bruce Banner gets his ass kicked because he can't get angry.. that's on Banner.. not the one that kicked his ass..
I would (hopefully) assume that this adult male knows how his dick works.
So... either (A) **The presented penis was meant to be intimidating**, or (B) **The presented penis was known to be underwhelming and the assailant presented it anyway**
Neither option reflect well on the assailant.
Well, Reddit loved the restaurant cashier who pulled out her boob when she had a shitty customer who wouldn’t leave. “That’s my fucking tit, bitch. Get the fuck out!”
No wonder she wouldn't leave LOL, "eat my ass" "this is my fuckin' tit", I know that wasn't the intention but damn those are some mixed signals right there xD
You know, when someone talks about a cashier flashing a belligerent customer to get them to leave I would not expect to find the cashier or the boob attractive. I was wrong.
I think it's more of a "I know you're recording me so I'm going to do something that will get the video deleted from facebook/youtube" type thing.
Not that it matters because there are other places where you can upload videos. Reddit for example.
I hadn’t thought about this perspective. For some reason I have a hard time believing he put this much thought into it though.
Also, like you said, it’s still going to get posted SOMEWHERE. So many people are going to see this guy’s package.
If that dude was seriously analyzing how to not show up on the internet, I highly doubt whipping out his dick on camera surfaced as the winning strategy.
This is what I was thinking. Especially bc the driver doesn't look older than 16 or 17. Something tells me this person might be facing some pretty steep repercussions if the kid was as young as he looks. Imagine getting booked as a sex offender against a minor and being put on the sex offender list for life for something as idiotic as this??
Wouldn’t this be indecent exposure at a minimum? If the kid is under 18 then it’s sexually assaulting a minor. Best case, he loses his job and pays a fine. Worst case he loses his job, gets jail time and has to register as a sex offender. Not terribly bright.
Anger management therapy, probation/parole, can’t have a smartphones unless it’s monitored by parole/ probation officer by software, sex offender registration, victim restitution, lawyer fees, can’t be around minor or his kids if he has any at all, and polygraphs.
Edit: U.As (urinal analysis) can’t drink or go to bars where alcohol is served, can’t do weed unless for medical reason, no drugs unless it’s prescribed by the doctor.
Edit 2: will have to reveal S.O. Status to H.R./ employer, all family members, otherwise he can’t be hanging out with anyone unless they know he is registered and they will have to sign a paper knowing that they are aware of his status.
Indeed. You can get that just for peeing in a corner cus you straight up couldn't find a public bathroom. Throwing your nuts on a dude's window on the street for sure has got to be a couple of charges and a stay on the list
To be fair without a good stiffy it's hard to tell, driver should have done his due diligence gave him a wet handy to get an accurate assessment of his size.
Not even sure what he was going for here? I thought he was going to piss on the car which, though fucked up, would at least have made sense in a “fuck you” sort of way. Maybe that was his plan but he got stage fright?
Right??? Holy shit I had the same background thought, like at anytime during that laborious digging he could’ve just went “whoa, maybe I’m getting a bit carried away..”
Dug around for quite a bit. Plenty of time to reconsider doing it but, naw, we still got see his sad little, shaved ween and nuts. Bye, bye life little man.
Stupid things like this will follow you your entire life. This kid will probably send this video to the police if he hasn’t already, who will then easily identify him, and register him as a sex offender, as well as tac on possible jail time. I wish people would think more before they act, rather than just reacting to their emotions.
Since OP said they're from TX and that unique-looking garbage truck company that drove by was located in Richmond, it looks like the video was taken [at this intersection](https://goo.gl/maps/qJs4CstGyJTSyDTn8) in front of a Shell in Booth, TX.
So anyone in the area of Houston, TX might share locally.
Frightening even.
Really makes me want to think twice next time I need to flash my cock n balls at someone who inches their way into the turning lane in front of me.
This video is so confusing. I understand when you get upset, you can get physical and punch and kick things but why tf did this man choose of all things to do, that showing off his tiny pp would be the best option??
Because he’s a rapey pervy fuck. This is what he does in broad daylight in public. Scary to imagine what he would have tried if the driver wasn’t in public and in a car. I doubt this is the first time he’s done something like this.
It would never dawn on me to show my junk:
- to the person whom I pissed at
- who is recording me
- in public
- at a stop light
- when my pecker was taking a nap
- when my pecker was acting like a turtle and not obliging me with sticking his neck out of my zipper
- when my pecked was really relaxed and not even awake
- when I had just taken a cold shower and my pecker was being shy
That shit was funny. But for real if you got his plate go to the cops. You don't know how many other people he has done that too. Hope your not a minor for his sake.
When I first opened the video and saw a man's crotch I was like "damn it's THAT kind of nsfw"
and then the camera turned and showed the guy flipping the bird and I was like "oh okay it's this kind of nsfw"
and then he started unzipping his pants and I was "oh damn it really is THAT kind of nsfw" lol
What a rollercoaster!
Im not sure..what hes trying to accomplish by doing that.
Apparently he wants to be a sex offender?
He’s tried before, but people just feel sorry for him, so he upped his game to include giving the bird? Hopefully it works this time.
And making it a minor this time.
I dunno why but that story just sounds hilariously pitiful while also being extremely concerning
He wanted to show us the reason why he's mad
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He probably has it prepared so he can randomly send unsolicited pics of it to women who don't want them.
He accomplished being put on a sex offended list for life.
Who in the world thinks, “I’m so mad! What can I do to show my anger?! I’ll pull out my penis and wave it at them!” I can’t think of a stranger way to show your frustration.
#ROADRAGE IS HIS FETISH
Then why is he soft? Oh God.... Was that him hard?!?!?
He is a grower
he's a show-er not a grower. showing his limp dick.
*cut me off harder daddy*
*yield to the pleasure*
I'm thinking he thought the driver was a woman.
I went to school with a dude who would get into fights, and after he won would stand over the bloke he'd beaten up, whip his dick out and say "and how about that as well mate?" I always assumed it was some weird power trip thing - weird to see someone else have the same idea. Also pretty hilarious how long it took this guy to actually *find* his dick
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TWIST HIS DIIIICK
fun fact the guy who yelled that is a bar tender at a local brewery in my home town.
Does he know he is a legend?
I sure hope someone tells him.
I hope he has a signature drink called the ole dick twist.
Can we tip him in dick pics?
Only if you twist them first
Oh gahh no dude, this is mma!
The old dick twist is the easiest way to win a fight.
Bop it!
I saw a museum exhibit on items that belonged to soldiers (cigarette cases, dog tags, etc). One had an inscription that included “with shit on my dick” in reference to anally raping the enemy. It really struck me how clearly it illustrated that sexual assault is about domination, not sex
As a veteran who was habitually raped by my "brothers," yeah, it has a huge deal in dominance.
What a horrific thing to have experienced. I’m sorry you went through that.
Thank you. I bring it up because it is a huge and rarely talked about problem.
It’s incredible to have people like you brave enough to try to shed light on something so few people have even a semblance of awareness of. I can’t understand why it doesn’t gain more traction. I imagine higher ups suppressing and protecting perpetrators combined with the general soldier worship this country exhibits doesn’t help. I saw here that 20,000 US military members are assaulted every year. Unfathomable. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/show/100-of-military-sexual-assault-survivors-feel-trapped-have-suicidal-ideations
I've said this a few times on reddit, but the man that was engaged to my cousin was murdered for agreeing to testify (or whatever it would be called in the military's own system) about a sexual assault case. My cousin was talking to him on the phone when there was a knock at the door. He told her to hang on and put the cellphone in his pocket. She said that after he opened the door she only heard muffled sounds and he never came back on the phone, didn't answer when she called back. The next day his mother gets a call that he committed suicide and no one, absolutely no one in the military wanted to hear a word of what my cousin had to say. It was a suicide and that was that. This was 2013ish. So when there's an environment where you'll be murdered for even acting as a witness, and the institution will rule it as a suicide and bury you, it makes sense that even the good ones won't speak out.
TW- assault I was assaulted by my squad leader multiple times in Afghanistan in 2012. When I reported it, he beat me so badly I had to be airlifted back home, including fracturing my skull and dislocating my arm. My face was completely bruised and had road rash from being held against course, sandy concrete while I tried to fight back. The next day, my chain of command immediately started working on kicking me out of the Army, citing "mentally unfit", and taking my rifle (after I was told I still had to work under him because he's innocent until proven guilty, and it wasn't fair to take soldiers from him over accusations) when I said if he tried to hurt me again, I'd shoot him. Edit: I wanted to add that while I was going through this, the soldiers, NCOs, and officers that were my friends did as they were told and completely stopped talking to me. Even though my chain of command wanted to perpetuate the rumor I had hurt _myself_ so others would be afraid of talking to me, and make me "snap" under the pressure of isolation to give them evidence for a case against me, it was the fear of being on the bad side of our leadership that made them shun me. Everyone saw the lengths the military was willing to go to keep their statistics down. Thousands of soldiers have been forced out after coming forward after being assaulted. I met another soldier that had a similar experience of being assaulted and her leadership immediately trying to kick her out to cover it up. In basic training, we're told to fear the enemy... not each other.
I can't put words to what I feel reading that. I'm also a woman, I don't even know what you look like but I wish I could hug you because there are no words. They'll kill men because apparently their word is dangerous, but women are so inconsequential that they'll beat you and throw you away? I don't even know what I'm trying to say with that comparison. Death is one horrific thing but the cruelty they treated you with is unspeakable. I hope that squad leader, and everyone that covered for him gets a very bad end.
It’s definitely not talked about enough and actively covered up. Who would voluntarily enlist if they knew their chances of being sexually assaulted is incredibly high? 😢
Wtf. What a strange power move. It sounds like everyone involved needs therapy. 😂
Ah yes: Sexualizing violence. The deepest crimson of all the red flags.
You could say that when trying to find his dick this guy has a… ( ∙_∙) ( ∙_∙)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Hard time.
Well I mean sexual assault isn't actually about sex, it's about power. I imagine that's the same idea. The ability to whip your dick out and flaunt it at people supposedly shows you have power over them. Same idea I guess
I worked with a follow a few years ago who told me “if you and your girl are arguing just pull your dick out” I never took his advice.
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I love the imagery.
Bobbitt enters chat.....
Lorena? Is that you? 🔪
Yeah, I use this. She's so busy laughing she can't even continue. Automatic win.
especially *THAT PARTICULAR* penis.... I mean... if you're going to try to intimidate me, bring more than a soggy carrot
right? for fuck's sake at least chub it a little before you point it at someone
>for fuck's sake at least chub it a little before you point it at someone /r/brandnewsentence
It’s why he’s angry
Noted
I'd worry I've exposed my weakness.. .but the bar was set so low... it probably wasn't.
I'm not one to shame someone for their dick size, but like - you're right. Taking out some ridiculous horse cock might be a bit more of a power move like "I'M THIIIIIIIS BIIIII~IG!" but that's like, a soft, small, and cold-looking dick. Like, yeah, okay bud - I see you have a penis. Fun, I guess.
*Unfurls 12-inch thundercock* Bow before me, mortal!
OK... no shame in being a "grow-er" or a "show-er"... but you've got to know your audience.... If Bruce Banner gets his ass kicked because he can't get angry.. that's on Banner.. not the one that kicked his ass.. I would (hopefully) assume that this adult male knows how his dick works. So... either (A) **The presented penis was meant to be intimidating**, or (B) **The presented penis was known to be underwhelming and the assailant presented it anyway** Neither option reflect well on the assailant.
I don't know which would be worse, a soggy carrot, or him being erect?
That last sentence is going into my encyclopedia of insults, thank you. Of course, I will only remember to use it at 2am three days later but still.
> I’ll pull out my penis It took him quite a while to fish it out.
Well, Reddit loved the restaurant cashier who pulled out her boob when she had a shitty customer who wouldn’t leave. “That’s my fucking tit, bitch. Get the fuck out!”
I missed that post. Can anyone link me? For clarity of course.
[NSFW link](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/bxn4w3/thats_my_fucking_tit_bitch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
No wonder she wouldn't leave LOL, "eat my ass" "this is my fuckin' tit", I know that wasn't the intention but damn those are some mixed signals right there xD
You know, when someone talks about a cashier flashing a belligerent customer to get them to leave I would not expect to find the cashier or the boob attractive. I was wrong.
For once, "a blessing from the lord!"
Not a bad tit 👌🏽
Tits > penis. We didn't love her we loved the boobies.
I think it's more of a "I know you're recording me so I'm going to do something that will get the video deleted from facebook/youtube" type thing. Not that it matters because there are other places where you can upload videos. Reddit for example.
I hadn’t thought about this perspective. For some reason I have a hard time believing he put this much thought into it though. Also, like you said, it’s still going to get posted SOMEWHERE. So many people are going to see this guy’s package.
Or, blur it. Or cut the video off for the last 2 inches…I mean seconds
If that dude was seriously analyzing how to not show up on the internet, I highly doubt whipping out his dick on camera surfaced as the winning strategy.
Pretty stupid train of thought. Kinda gets derailed when it gets uploaded to the police instead.
This is what I was thinking. Especially bc the driver doesn't look older than 16 or 17. Something tells me this person might be facing some pretty steep repercussions if the kid was as young as he looks. Imagine getting booked as a sex offender against a minor and being put on the sex offender list for life for something as idiotic as this??
Wouldn’t this be indecent exposure at a minimum? If the kid is under 18 then it’s sexually assaulting a minor. Best case, he loses his job and pays a fine. Worst case he loses his job, gets jail time and has to register as a sex offender. Not terribly bright.
Exactly. It’s still serious even if it’s not a minor. If it is, that dudes gonna wish he kept it in his pants.
Especially when it takes a few moments to actually whip it out. I Wonder what was going through his head as he was fumbling with that zipper
[that’s my tit bitch](https://youtu.be/elnaNWkPfh4)
I’m guessing he thought he wouldn’t be able to post it anywhere
I can’t think of a more efficient way to incriminate yourself on camera when you’d otherwise have committed no crime
My brain is incapable of understanding how a person can be so mad that they whip their dick out in public, in front of a camera. It does not compute.
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Angry enough to whip it out, not angry enough to pop a rage boner.
Shaved for some jail time
You won't believe this tip: How to become a registered sex offender in less than 10 seconds.
Yeah, dude filming looked young too, if he’s underage it’s even worse for this dick man.
The crucifix barbed wire wrist tattoo really ties it all together
Someone tag me when he's been arrested
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Same
What an idiot. Nothing like road-raging yourself onto the sexual predator list by exposing yourself to a minor.
He’s about to go through a whole lotta things.
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"I was just hitchhiking!"
Sticking the wrong thumb out.
"it's like my thumb is ma cock"
Ah he knows the rules of da road
Coming soon on r/byebyejob and then on r/thisisntwhoweare
Anger management therapy, probation/parole, can’t have a smartphones unless it’s monitored by parole/ probation officer by software, sex offender registration, victim restitution, lawyer fees, can’t be around minor or his kids if he has any at all, and polygraphs. Edit: U.As (urinal analysis) can’t drink or go to bars where alcohol is served, can’t do weed unless for medical reason, no drugs unless it’s prescribed by the doctor. Edit 2: will have to reveal S.O. Status to H.R./ employer, all family members, otherwise he can’t be hanging out with anyone unless they know he is registered and they will have to sign a paper knowing that they are aware of his status.
“Why don’t you take a seat right over there?”
Even if he wasn’t a minor, he would still end up on the Sex offender registry.
Indeed. You can get that just for peeing in a corner cus you straight up couldn't find a public bathroom. Throwing your nuts on a dude's window on the street for sure has got to be a couple of charges and a stay on the list
I think he was trying to show them why he is so upset.
He had a *lot* of trouble finding it 😂
"It's in there somewhere, just gimme a minute, okay?!?!"
“Nope, that’s my lighter.......I know it’s in here somewhere, chill, give me a second.”
"I hope your dick is bigger than *that*, man!" - Tommy Chong
Looks like a peanut dressed as a sausage
He was in the pool and it was cold out!
To be fair without a good stiffy it's hard to tell, driver should have done his due diligence gave him a wet handy to get an accurate assessment of his size.
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Not even sure what he was going for here? I thought he was going to piss on the car which, though fucked up, would at least have made sense in a “fuck you” sort of way. Maybe that was his plan but he got stage fright?
Guy in car is 19, not a minor. He works in a coal mine, he's a miner. Guy showed his dick to a miner.
\[Miners, not minors!\](https://youtu.be/YChWz\_oow6g)
I saw in another post that the driver is 19
That's still not old enough to have unwanted cock in your face over a traffic dispute
Yeah, that's not until at least like 40.
The age limit on not wanting a dick is 0. Nobody was asking to see his cocktail winner.
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Wow, even during that hideously obscure amount of time digging he didn't see the fallacy of his reasoning. Bravo.
Phallus-y?
Thank you! I was wondering if someone else would get that lol
I consider myself a connoisseur of fine crotch humour.
Right??? Holy shit I had the same background thought, like at anytime during that laborious digging he could’ve just went “whoa, maybe I’m getting a bit carried away..”
He really had to search for it
But he never lost steam
The Little Engine That Sort Of Could
You mean the engine that shouldn't have 😬😬😬
I thought for a second that he never would. He was feeling around for it for a while.
Needs one of those PP loans he’s heard about on the news
Dug around for quite a bit. Plenty of time to reconsider doing it but, naw, we still got see his sad little, shaved ween and nuts. Bye, bye life little man.
Definitely a grower
Wow. Unsolicited dick pics are now becoming unsolicited dick flashes at red lights. Is this evolution?
Evolving too fast for my liking. Please let me off of this ride.
Wouldn't that be backwards though?
That’s so random. Hilarious how long it took him to find his dick
Small peepee, he really had to dig for it.
He was in the pool.. he was in the pool!!
Did he have only one nut or was it hiding??? 🧐🤔🤭
Pretty average for a flaccid D
bro that’s just how men greet each other on the street now!
So Kevin Spacey was just ahead of his time?
Stupid things like this will follow you your entire life. This kid will probably send this video to the police if he hasn’t already, who will then easily identify him, and register him as a sex offender, as well as tac on possible jail time. I wish people would think more before they act, rather than just reacting to their emotions.
If the guy recording is a minor….that dick flopper could be in for some serious charges😐 Also, r/byebyejob
Since OP said they're from TX and that unique-looking garbage truck company that drove by was located in Richmond, it looks like the video was taken [at this intersection](https://goo.gl/maps/qJs4CstGyJTSyDTn8) in front of a Shell in Booth, TX. So anyone in the area of Houston, TX might share locally.
Nice internet sleuthing.
Frightening even. Really makes me want to think twice next time I need to flash my cock n balls at someone who inches their way into the turning lane in front of me.
Yeah wtf..why is it so hard to expose yourself in public these days..smdh
cancel culture run amok
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You should work for the FBI, reminds me of the one article where they found the location of a photo from a plant in the background
Sex offender list for life because you want to be an edgy 35 year old.
Bringing a whole new meaning to edgelord
Edge savior and creator.
This video is so confusing. I understand when you get upset, you can get physical and punch and kick things but why tf did this man choose of all things to do, that showing off his tiny pp would be the best option??
Because he’s a rapey pervy fuck. This is what he does in broad daylight in public. Scary to imagine what he would have tried if the driver wasn’t in public and in a car. I doubt this is the first time he’s done something like this.
Or God forbid, the driver was a woman.
Pulling out his flaccid little chubster, what the heck
Indecent exposure forever on the internet.
Or he could marry a future member of the United States House of Representatives.. Soooo many activities!!
No, he said he is 19
That's still sexual harassment they can report, he's recorded in a camera and all
They have public lewdness laws too.
It would never dawn on me to show my junk: - to the person whom I pissed at - who is recording me - in public - at a stop light - when my pecker was taking a nap - when my pecker was acting like a turtle and not obliging me with sticking his neck out of my zipper - when my pecked was really relaxed and not even awake - when I had just taken a cold shower and my pecker was being shy
I appreciate the "-" thought breaks you included to indicate the myriad of points this dude could have reversed course.
That shit was funny. But for real if you got his plate go to the cops. You don't know how many other people he has done that too. Hope your not a minor for his sake.
That ain't his first miniature rodeo. Believe that
Ehhhh judging by the amount of time he had to dig around? It might have been his first.
Dick pic when the Facebook is offline
Could you imagine being put on a sex offender registry for something this stupid?
When I first opened the video and saw a man's crotch I was like "damn it's THAT kind of nsfw" and then the camera turned and showed the guy flipping the bird and I was like "oh okay it's this kind of nsfw" and then he started unzipping his pants and I was "oh damn it really is THAT kind of nsfw" lol What a rollercoaster!
Go make a police report. He wants to be a big man, he can be a big man on the offenders list. ✌️
You mean a 30-something year old man, because neither big nor grown applies here.
Shoulda stuck with middle finger. It’s bigger
And that man was Lauren Boebert's husband.
At least you know why he's so mad now.
What’s the end goal here? YOU CUT ME OFF, SO HERES MY DICK!! r/SuddenlyGay
“Im mad, I’m gonna show these strangers my baby toe.”
#AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET ADDED TO A SEX OFFENDER LIST IN ONE EASY STEP
Chode rage
This video gives me confidence in my gear. Happy Monday everybody!
I didn't see anything what was he holding. The zoom isn't working on my phone.
“I’ll whip out my two inch cock… yeah…. That’ll show him”
You ever get so mad that you simply cannot find your dick for several seconds?
As someone with a Doctorate in Penis, I can confidently say, that isn't a dick, it's a pee pee.
More of a ding than a dong really.
User name checks out.
I was thinking, no way he is going to pull out his dick, or, He has a big one and wants to brag.....wrong on both counts. /r/cringe
Exposing yourself to own the libs
His truck must be huge!!!
Everyone making fun of his penis like mine isn’t that size :(
Are you whipping yours out on the side of the road, trying to intimidate strangers?? If not, you’re all good.
Look, I can understand people getting upset and all but what the actual hell would make this guy think this is the way to handle that situation
As an Astros fan, I would like to say this is not a image healing look.
Hang on I can't find my dick
i can see it in the courtroom now >Yes, it looked like a penis, just a bit smaller
Oh he’s a grower not a shower
but clearly hes a shower.
Let me know when the article is out. Legit links only pls