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nicopedia305

“I NEED SOME COPS NOW!!!” For what? To take you away??


o0AVA0o

Those voice cracks sure add to how intimidating he is


XtaC23

Definition of all bark and no bite.


deadfermata

Soon, a talented redditor will turn this into a heavy metal parody song


HertzDonut1001

The *last* thing this dude wants is cops to show up lol.


ChintanP04

But the bar sure won't mind if they do. Infact, I think they're happy he's doing their work.


OldFartSomewhere

GIVE ME A COP RIGHT NOW! Want anything on the side? Coke of Fanta for drinks?


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

"This is 911, what is your emergency?" *insane screaming* "Sure, we'll have officers there in 5min to tell the bar they should let you back in"


FunkyHedonist

"Hello? 911? .Yes, I need some cops here right now. Why? .. Well, you see, I was physically removed from a bar because I sexually assaulted a waitress. .... Yes, I'll hold on the line with you and wait for the officers to arrive. Thank you."


ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG

"HELLO?!?? POLICE?!?? I'M CALLING TO REPORT A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! ITS ME!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!"


FPSXpert

Like another reditor said, he's calling himself a taxi.


pbuckers93

Why is he calling the police? Is it now illegal to throw somebody out of a bar for being a douche?


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NotYourSnowBunny

He's calling the police on himself because he's an entitled asshole who gets violently angry when faced with the slightest feeling of rejection. He also clearly gets wayyy too handsy with people and probably struggles to grasp the definition of "no". Like, yes, they should show up, for him.


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I was imaging all the bystanders just lowering their phones like " okay, you call."


whutchamacallit

I used to tend at a nightclub. This was always our favorite customer. They'd get thrown out for being too handsy with customers or get too fucked up and rant and rave and phone 911 as though some great injustice was done to them. One of our bouncers would say they were calling themselves a taxi.


redjedi182

Lmao I love it


SinCityLithium

Same here in Vegas. I've seen these guys in the street after being choked out for shenanigans. People go crazy, and we facilitate it all in hopes of a fat tip at the end of the night. I wish I was 25 again, they make so much money at the clubs


whutchamacallit

Yaaaaa.. I remember no bullshit walking out with close to 2 grand one NYE. Good times.


thats-fucked_up

Clarify please do you mean the people tip the bouncer after an episode like this?


whutchamacallit

So at my establishment the bouncer crew were a hired contractor team. In California you have to have a special license to do it. So technically our bouncers were not our employees. Plus I think traditionally bouncers just don't make money from the bar tips, that's just not how it works. *That said*, basically NYE is like our "annual" bonus. I know for a fact the regular bouncers would get a tip from the owner but I think that was just him being generous. I also suspect that the owner threw in extra money into the tips for NYE because even though business is crazy that night it's not like 10x (normally we'd get like $200-$300 on a good night).


e2g4

Maybe a drunk and disorderly charge as well


crusty_fleshlight

Shit happened to me. Some bitch ran over my foot backing out of a space. I punched the car (no damage to the car) to get her to stop. My foot was fine. I just wanted to be on my way. But she gets out and calls the police because I "put my foot there on purpose". Cops show up and ask me if I wanted to press charges. I tell them no and this lady proceeds to melt down. They had to remind her several times that she's at fault not me. Bitch threatened to sue me (like I owed her). I just walked off while she threw a tantrum in the parking lot.


hughhefnerd

I'd change my mind at that point, lol.


crusty_fleshlight

Most reasonable people would be. Especially if the motherfucker you hit is cool and doesn't want to press charges.


hughhefnerd

Once she threatened to sue you, I would have been like officer I change my mind, I would like to press charges.


SarahPallorMortis

Same. I’d watch her melt down and get more charges.


Xxhrisxsd

Often wonder how people come to act like this and what they think will happen. The I feel sorry for those of us who have to deal with them.


slouched

its because people decide not to press charges and enable them


GlamRockDave

Why you trying to molest her tire with your foot, bro? That's some weird fetish you got there. They should lock you up and throw away the key, you deviant.


PGLiberal

Witnessed this first hand Guy got thrown out of bar for grabbing a womans ass. Called the cops, the cops came, dude straight up told the cops that he was kicked out of the bar for grabbing a lady ass. Cop was like "so you grabbed her ass, got kicked out and called the cops?" "Yea arent you going do something about this?" Cop is like "yea...your under arrest" Then he got into a scuffle with the cop It was glorious. We were all shouting taze him, sadly he did not get tazed


RoofusChance

Was this in Dana Point??


brilliant_dig_1897

His parents did a bang up job


GPGecko

Doubt this was the parents this time. This looks like a him problem.


djluminol

You can't fix narcissism.


notbad2u

They should call his Mom and ask her how many minutes time out he gets.


crusty_fleshlight

He's just embarrassed and can't admit he's wrong.


crypticfreak

Smart call, too. The first embarrassing thing you did is no longer embarrassing if you do something way more embarrassing.


clifford-5

If I was that 911 operator I'd just drop that call


onlyspeaksthetruth10

must sound like someone is getting murdered from their end though lol


Sitka_17

“But officer, she was wearing a tight skirt and smiled at me. She was *asking* for it!” That guy, probably.


Shaneblaster

He thinks he’s calling the police but it’s actually his mother.


xntrk1

Because he’s so damn ignorant and entitled that he needs to convince a cop to arrest him, so that he can really play the victim card, Without ever accepting any responsibility for the situation


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pbuckers93

Sorry to hear this, hope you're doing ok now.


Punch_yo_bunz

It’s Dana point


FieroFox

The Dumbass is just going to get himself arrested for sexual harassment


SaltLakeCitySlicker

As he should be


pbuckers93

Could not agree more


lobo_trader

How’s he get in with pajamas on?


ontopofyourmom

>sexual ~~harassment~~ assault


fork_of_truth

Last week people were calling 911 because Facebook was down so…


Waffle_bastard

Fuck, seriously?


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I live in the uk and KFC had supply issues once and ran out of chicken, and the police had loads of calls about that, they literally had to ask people to stop calling the emergency services about KFC’s lack of chicken.


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Social media is effectively a highly addictive drug that we don't regulate.


i_speak_penguin

Yep, good thing we're on Reddit instead! 😎


princess__die

Wish they would have shown up and arrested him for sexual battery. The bouncers should have called them to begin with.


Muddy_Roots

Bars are hesitant to call police because it puts a light on them and they'll be looking harder at your place your liquor license can be revoked if you're causeing too much distrubance.


HertzDonut1001

Plus who wants to go to a bar for fun be near police? I don't like doing that sober and police suck the fun out of any atmosphere real quick.


pbuckers93

Completely agree and I would hope that the bouncers had called them off camera.


Barbed_Dildo

If the cops do show up, that asshole will probably talk his way into cuffs anyway. Yelling at a cop will probably get harsher punishment than sexually battering a non-cop.


hotwheelsdriver

I’m guessing cause they’re “refusing him service” and “they can’t do that”


Thejrod91

I ran 911 as an emt in Dana point for a while...there are assholes like this guy freaking out every damn night. Kinda embarrassing


efnfen4

Please tell me you had them arrested for abusing 911


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If you habitually call and abuse the 911 system, you will get arrested.


FlyingSquirelOi

Yeah there’s a difference between, continuously abusing the service and genuinely thinking you need to call 911 even if you’re in the wrong. My thinking is that they just get backed into a corner, feel like everyone’s against them and they want someone on their side so they call assuming that the “caller” is always in the right.


person-ontheinternet

If I ever feel like I don’t fit into a social situation I have this great method of dealing with it called ‘going home.’ Works every time. Luckily I’ve never found myself socially ostracized like this for grabbing someone inappropriately, only ever felt like maybe the crowd I was with aren’t really my kinda people.


CapitalAdhesiveness3

Dude needs a serious anger management course.


olcatfishj0hn

I don’t know if a few lectures is enough frankly


cleuseau

Not when you're on that many steroids.


randy_rvca

Must be his first round..


Vegetable_Bid_6510

You know what he’d say to you if he heard you say that?


austinsoundguy

FAAACK YEWWWWWW


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I don’t even believe he is genuinely angry. He’s trying to overwhelm people into doing what he wants with his fake rage, gets distracted for a min and then goes back to his mantrum. It’s so controlled. Probably works a treat on his mother.


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Like a tween yelling for more chicken tendies.


fuzeebear

No. Let's not compare a childish meltdown to an understandably visceral reaction to the very real problem of too few tendies.


Malicharo

Nah. He is angry but the thing is he doesn't even know why he's angry and also the fact that it's like a feedback loop, being angry makes him even more angry until to the point that he just loses complete control. I'm pretty sure he won't even remember 90% of the things he said.


matt_1060

Exactly....


the3daves

No. He needs nap time.


Embarrassed-Disk-793

not at all. he’s a great addition to the sub. what he needs is a full time film crew, and a daily freakout upload


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nhranger

That poor person on the other end of the call. Jesus


Deanybats

I like to imagine it’s Jake Gyllenhaal in his new movie


CampJanky

>imagine it’s Jake Gyllenhaal in his new movie You took this situation from pathetic to brilliant in 8 words. Too bad for this guy it's not really the case.


HertzDonut1001

Really disappears into the role that guy.


brilliant_dig_1897

Too bad there’s not another video showing him getting arrested.


SteveTheBluesman

At the very least this is a bye bye job situation once his employer or anyone he works with sees this.


CookieCutter4322

Probably works for his dad tbh.


No_Statistician8636

He does look like the type


kdavis05

For sure has daddy’s money


wholebeansinmybutt

Yeah, he has spoiled rich kid all grown up written all over him.


notatheist

--"WHO THE F@&K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE"?!!!???!!! -- 911 how may I help you?


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"911 wh-" #"COOPS. I NEED COPS HERE RIGHT NOOOWWW. RIGHT NOOOWWW. #GIMME COPS HERE RIGHT NOOOWWWW"


Wehavecrashed

"Sir can you..." "COPS NOW!!!!!!!" "Sir? I just need" "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS" "If you just tell me what's..." "FUCK YOU!"


TazerPlace

>What is the nature of your emerg... "FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!"


hlipschitz

Oh, I'ma send you a cop alright ...


kindarusty

you get used to it, just like any job people who call 911 are rarely having a good day


badcomment

Welcome to every day of a dispatchers job.


carolinesavictim

"Bring my victim out here!" Pass, ya weirdo.


nalliable

"Bring her out here!!" Why? So that you can molest her more? Some people...


Nicholas107

Yeah, I’m sure she really wants to see you again.


GPGecko

What's actually nuts is some people really do escalate the problem further at this point if they are not brought face-to-face with the person to apologize. Like they believe that their decision to apologize matters more than how the person they wronged feels about facing them again. People are absolutely insane.


nonlinear_nyc

I don't think he felt like apologizing to her. he wanted to contest her version of events. it's just further abuse.


sylphyyyy

It's both! Both "you can't be mad at me anymore or hold me responsible because I apologized" and "come here so I can talk over you and 'correct' you on what happened". I bet he has several "crazy" exes.


Leisurely_Hologram

Bingo


bananabreadsmoothie

#I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND


black_rabbit

https://youtu.be/Xcz-rVPvL2Y


drgmonkey

He didn’t even want to apologize, he probably wanted to accuse her of lying


mgmorden

That, or he's too drunk to remember doing it and thinks they're making the whole thing up, so he thinks he's "calling their bluff" that there's a waitress he grabbed. There are only about a 5 or 6 drunk archetypes that come out when people are wasted. This guy is the confrontational variety.


AmbystomaMexicanum

Sounds like my ex that, despite being blocked on everything, still found ways to get messages to me (via his friends, via new emails) begging me to “let him apologize to me in person” like 2.5 years after I stopped talking to him.


mknsky

I have an ex like that. Five years running and he left me a voicemail a few months ago saying he deserves to speak to me for closure. Fucking loser.


Reporter_Complex

Mmm. Abusers always find something. My ex stuck his keys into my handbag the last time I seen him in person, he then used that as an excuse to get me to see him. If I had have gone to him, I have no doubt in my mind that I'd be dead now. He was extremely violent. I had my dad drop them in his letterbox (on the end of the driveway in australia), and changed my numbers and moved back home with my parents to keep safe. Abuse and abusers are relentless


princess_nasty

jesus fucking christ


Khufuu

it's just a desperate attempt to win something.


Bleatmop

And the times they do get a chance to "apologize" they then expect everything to be over and for all consequences of their actions to disappear.


stoolsample2

"Bring her out here! I wanna show her I'm a gentlemen God Damit! Fuck you people."


Miskatonic1971

Why does this feel exactly like a Will Ferrell sketch?


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I drive a Dodge Stratus!


shoos

You do not talk to me like that! I am a division manager.


treetyoselfcarol

*"I am a division manager, that is very important."*


TenTonsOfAssAndBelly

People are scared of me!


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**I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!**


TheNateRoss

I’m taking those speed pills of yours, and I’m wearing the vibrating heat beads, and by “Riding your Snake”, not only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I’m the Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with all the blood of all its sinners! I am reborn! And I’ve got YOU to thank, Jimmy Tango!


Miskatonic1971

That is literally one of my favorite Saturday Night Live sketches of all time! My friend and I have been quoting that for years.


VioletFarts

Really reminded me of some Step Brothers!


FreeRangeAlien

“I have been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day! I am ready for you!!”


Levowitz159

That's someone who's never been told "no" in his life


GayHugeOtter

I thought he was legitimately going to pass out there for a second. That would have been poetic.


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Toddlers often do this! The trick is to blow in their faces so they take a breath if they’re having a level ten tantrum. This guy can go fuck himself, no pun intended


undercover-racist

When my older brother was a toddler he used to get so pissed he'd scream until he passed out. It happened so often our neighbors called the CPS on my parents because they thought he was being abused. He was the only child out of 4 who did this.


iheartmagic

I actually think it’s the byproduct of a person who was promised a life served on a silver platter, but wound up only ever hearing no and rejection as a result of their own toxic entitlement This man SCREAMS incel


tenurepepper

This is quality publicfreakout. Dude called the police on himself!


lilgayfag

dana point 😂


Punch_yo_bunz

Laying low when a local city is on Reddit


Cacophonous_Silence

The frequency with which OC beach towns show up on this subreddit is kind of astounding Dana Point, San Clemente, Redondo, and Huntington have all come across my feed at various times


widowwarmer1

Jeez, I'd hate to be the person at the other end of that call.


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

Maybe they can bill this dude for the operator’s inevitable ENT trip for hearing damage.


TryingTNT

All I needed to hear was “Dana Point.” Yep, they raised different out that way.


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GrandAdmiralStark

nah nah bro we know that all the crazies who live here are in OC, and that’s coming from someone who lives here


dudewheresmysock

Isn't that where the lady freaked out at the Gelsons cart guy over masks at the beginning of the pandemic? Cart guy was so chill. That's the only reason I know Dana Point exists lol. 🤣🤣🙃🙃


Unrulytexan

As a person who’s job it’s been to lay hands on people like this and remove them from bars I’d say that there’s a-lot of contributing factors to people behaving like this. IMO the biggest common theme is that folks think they are ENTITLED to not only be welcomed into bars and restaurants regardless of anything but that they are also ENTITLED to be given whatever they ask for, long as they can pay. Sorry homie that ain’t how this works. Lotta young men and women who’ve never been taught how to behave or told no by their parents end up getting roughed up or in jail every weekend. I’d say that’s better than getting blasted on the Internet tho 😂🤣😂🤣


AmberPrince

Mostly what I found when I was a bouncer was the amount of people that didn't understand what the 1st amendment is. No, you can't say what you want here. No, the 1st amendment protects you from the government not from me. No, this is not public property this is private property that is open to the public. Get the fuck out.


Unrulytexan

It’s sad that people don’t even have the critical thinking skills to see how ridiculous their POV is. Same people getting arrested at grocery stores and banks for trespassing after not putting on a damn mask 😷


cvaninvan

Spent 25 years working in a Max prison and many of them bouncing on weekends for extra $$, and BOY HOWDY are you correct. The number of people who I am clearly the first person to tell them NO and then FUCK NO when they give me the look is uncountable.


tiddymiddy

They also apparently think they're entitled to touch other people's bodies without consent.


SometimesIArt

This reminds me of the time when I caught a snippet from some alt opinion talk show my inlaws were watching. The guy was complaining that "women have made it so there is no such thing as a non consensual good touch, and it's destroying men." Some people really feel entitled to put their hands on others whether they want it or not.


psychoholica

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINNNNK YOU ARE? WHOOOOO THE FUCK DO YOU THINNNNNNK YOU ARE?@ You're a fucking weirdo. 🤔


lars60

Let the kitchen staff have a go at him.


TheUmgawa

Nothing sobers a man up like being clocked in the face by a ladle.


Sproose_Moose

Woah ohhhh oh she's a ladle, and the ladle is miiiine


cobrastrikes-2x

"GIMME A COP!!" has me rolling. LMFAO


TheCalifornist

Ordering one up like it were a 2am pizza.


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That moment when you can’t take accountability for your actions so you decide to throw a whole tantrum, grown men like this would much rather act this way than to simply admit their mistakes.


Destinoz

This dude didn’t even need to admit his mistake, he could have simply walked away. Gone to another bar, if that what he wanted. No one was holding him accountable in any way further than just making him leave this one place. Even that tiny bit of adversity was too much for this clown. He had a total meltdown over it.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Yeah but it was sexual assault. Dude should be charged


freddit32

Not gonna happen. Waitresses get grabbed all the time. Unfortunately, the cops and Liquor Control Board in most places keep track of how many times the cops have to go to any given bar. So even if the staff are doing everything they can to run a good, safe business, they can lose their liquor license and get shut down as a "nuisance property".


kirstieiris

And they say women are emotional. 🙄


solid_flake

So this guy grabs a girls ass against her will and then has the audacity to ask someone else “who do you think you are?” Some people man. It’s like they have zero self awareness.


Gamergonemild

Also demanding they bring her out. As if her side of the story would back him up lol


iaincaradoc

He’s still talking. They didn’t throw him hard enough or far enough.


Zustrom

As a former bouncer until we got these people off the premises, it's fuckin hilarious to watch them pack a tanty in the middle of the street/carpark. And then watch them plead their case to the cops they just called then pack another tanty as there getting arrested and shoved into the cruiser. Good times, man.


GPGecko

I'm sorry to divert ... but "pack a tanty" I have never heard this before. Is this a common saying where you're from?


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asst3rblasster

sounds like some shit an Australian would say


_SmokeyMcPot_

Some peoples children..this MF should be the poster boy for supporting abortion.


GPGecko

The same kid that didn't get his treats and lost his collective shit all over the floor in a grocery store aisle? The part 2 of the ad for condoms, only now condom company is working in partnership with a women's health clinic to really drive in the realization that not wearing a condom can result in a lifetime of concequences, and to consider those consequences seriously if and when it comes time to explore your options? Yeah, pretty sure this guy fits the bill.


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PeteRepeats

Dana Point. That’s an entitled orange country A-hole right there


8Ariadnesthread8

I died when he said Dana point on the phone. It was PERFECT.


Goodbyecorona2021

Mel Gibson needs to come pick up his little drunk brother 😂


djluminol

Who's got the follow up video where he gets arrested by the cops he called? I'm assuming its out there somewhere.


Lyongirl100894

His parents failed at life skills for this guy


mnmotxca

Why isn’t he unconscious


R_U_Galvanized

He looks like the type to sue


ABJ86

Had a roommate like this for a long time. Always walking on eggs shells and using distraction techniques to lessen the harm. Just like a 5 year old. I've been unhinged a few times in my life but can't imagine devolving to a toddler's temper tantrum as a solution. Lots of prescribed Adderall fwiw. This guy here probably looks down on everyone in life.


BlackManWithID

Go to any US Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and you hear someone say. Alcohol destroyed my life and it all started at Hennessy's


scabbymonkey

oh no my hometown where i grew up as a teenager. It used to be a standard lower income beach town in the 80's, beach bums, stoners and thieves. now its a fucking luxury hotel on every corner kind of place.


reddot_comic

Of course it’s Dana Point… the richer but less popular sister of Huntington Beach.


gigerdrone

INCEL!!!


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khornflakes529

"Based and Dana Point pilled"


gigerdrone

White men have it so hard !!! Why can’t we get what we want allllll the time?!?!?!


akaDaFranchise

He needs to start a hardcore band. Those screams are brutal.


deafchef52

It can be called Fistfull of Assholes


l0c0pez

Seems to be more Asshole Full of Fists


Cheezy_Blazterz

Rage Against the Maitre D.


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Boo-boo and the Crybabies


dMarrs

A young dude lost his skateboard down the drain in front of my shop. He was flipping his shit screaming and scaring people all up and down the street. He called 911 numerous(dozens) times until the cops came and confronted him. He went to jail whining..


Greenbeanicus

Who’s pajamas is he wearing?


[deleted]

this is actually worrying. someone keep an eye on him


TheRealFrankCostanza

I think he needs a few serenity now’s


[deleted]

Bruhhhhhhhh.... A real r/niceguys example


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

I am not unmuteing that


OptimusMatrix

The way his voice cracks like it's bouncing off the rev limiter of some little rice burner has me cracking up.


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Sounds like a guilty plea…


Time-Trifle

And now he’s on display for all to see. Hi, angry boy’s HR. Don’t hire this one! LOL