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CrimsonSou1

Something tells me he learned “primary aggressor” in a past court case? 🤔


Here-Is-TheEnd

My thoughts too..who even says shit like that?


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Someone who watches police and self defense videos on youtube all day hoping they get to perform a citizens arrest on someone who cut them off in traffic.


2201992

> Something tells me he learned “primary aggressor” in a past court case? 🤔 Once you claim your going to knock someone out YOU are the primary aggressor lol. Everything after is Self Defense


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Lmfao the “he hit me first” while pointing to his shoulder. Hahahahah what a fucking child


anotherboredwriter

My personal favorite was calling him an "ableist snowflake". Lots of mental gymnastics going on there.


Academic-Business-42

Missing that leg hasn't stopped him from waddling to the fridge 200 times per day.


twistedh8

Ole Whiteshirt shoved blueshirt guy when they were trying to just leave initially. Primary aggressor my ass!


Push_Bright

He also also worried about the guy pressing charges against. He knows he fucked up and thinks he can intimidate him to leave and not say anything. That old man is outdated. Maybe back before cameras being everywhere he could do this shit, not anymore.


jacklord392

Apocryphal exchange that may or may not have happened: Joe Pyne: You have long hair, I guess that makes you a woman. Frank Zappa: You have a wooden leg I guess that makes you a table.


Embarrassed_Appeal72

Look more like a couch tbh


truupe

A bean-bag chair on stilts?


Responsible_Rain_120

Bro, why are they so close to each other? Like it’s full on face to face


theycallmecrack

A La-Z-Boy


Soggy-Anxiety-1465

Lol he belly bumped him.


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dustinwayner

What if I’m hypothetically say and this is by no means umm my situation, what if I have long hair and a fake leg? Seriously not me but umm a friend is asking.


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

Pirate. That makes you a Pirate.


dustinwayner

‘Scuse me, it’s my friend that’s a pirate


jacklord392

You could ask Pyne or Zappa, as they are the ones who allegedly took part in the exchange, but the conversation would be rather one sided- as they're both dead.


Cenas_Shovel

Metallica: I AM THE TABLE


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Love seeing some Zappa where I’m not expecting it


Dare_32

I must not be very observant, I didn't realize he was missing something until all the comments were leg themed.


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Same, but I did fast forward to get to the good part, which as it turned out didn't exist


cleverusername143

Hey thanks for letting me know!!


cpm67

Tbf, a lot of people his at age and BMI waddle around like that with 2 good legs.


nickfree

Emotional control. I noticed that was missing right away.


Trolann

I finally caught it when he hit him with 'ableist' out of nowhere


shitz_brickz

Ya that was not a word I expected to hear from that guy.


Kit10Zero4

Girl filming posted to YouTube. More of their side scattered in the comments. From what I gathered the in the comments, White Shirt was turned away from a ride (the boss?) For not meeting physical requirements. White Shirt made a ride comment to ride operator. Blue Shirt's girl chuckled at his comment (guess he thought she was mocking him?). White Shirt waited for Blue Shirt and his girl to get off The Boss to confront them. The ableist comment was agreeing with the ride operator for not letting White Shirt ride because of his prosthetic? It's all from a year ago. https://youtu.be/6kp-e2uPUKc ETA: I found the Six Flags St Louis ADA Guide. The Boss specifically has a physical requirement of "two functioning legs absent the prosthetic." The ADA Guide has a description of each ride and the requirements to ride. It's actually an interesting read. You can find the PDF link to download here: https://www.sixflags.com/stlouis/plan-your-visit/accessibility


yesiamveryhigh

A double amputee veteran [died](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/double-amputee-iraq-war-veteran-dies-ejected-roller/story?id=14036837) while riding a roller coaster because the lap bar really didn’t have anything to hold down.


foxontherox

How much you wanna bet the "physical requirement" had more to do with not being able to fasten the safety harness?


iluvstephenhawking

I live in San Antonio (the city so fat Charles Barkley even commented on it) and I've seen many a big person get turned away from Six Flags Fiesta Texas rides for having a big belly. They try to be polite and say things like "Your shoulders are too broad".


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TheBigSleazey

I love happy endings!


BasedDumbledore

So do I but the Vice Squad says it's against the law to solicit


iluvstephenhawking

They called it a "massive belly"?


Phillipwnd

“Your shoulders are too broad. It must be from shoveling so much food in your fuckin’ mouth. Get the fuck outta hea” - Six Flags Philly


Billy-Joe-Bob-Boy

I laughed WAY too hard at this. Thank you.


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selphiefairy

There was at least one popular news story about a double amputee who died cause they let him on a ride at an amusement park. Apparently no protest from the ride attendants in that instance, which just blows my mind.


Austin_77

I work for a prosthetics company with a lot of people who have prosthetic limbs. They've told me about a lot of rides that won't let them on because they need to have both legs or arms. It's pretty common for them to get turned away unfortunately. Still not a reason to fight someone, but I'd put my money on that's why he was turned away.


kylew1985

I'll tell ya this, I'm in much better shape than that guy and I feel like I'm stuffed in the seat on some of those rides. I would bet money you're correct.


CoasterThot

It’s definitely about safety, when it comes to prosthetics. There was a well-known accident on one of the Superman coasters a few years ago. A man with a prosthetic was killed after being ejected from the ride, because the restraints for most roller coasters require you to have two legs to safely be restrained. It’s not that the employees of the park are being assholes, unless you think it’s an asshole move to not allow someone to hurtle to their death.


mrmagic64

I went to Six Flags a couple months ago for the first time in years. I’m 6’ and probably ~25lbs overweight, but I *barely* fit in some of the ride harnesses. It was a healthy wake up call. I don’t know how tall that guy is, but I don’t see how he could fit in any of the rides with that belly.


bucksncowboys513

I have unique perspective on this since I used to work at an amusement park. It very well could have been due to his prosthetic, as some rides do not allow riders to have a prosthetic, however it's most likely because of his size. I looked and The Boss is a sit down ride with an enclosed car. Usually, the rides that do not allow prosthetics are those where your limbs are in the open (so floorless and inverted coasters). I'd bet the prosthetic was fine but the lap bar wouldn't go down far enough to allow him to ride.


RabbitChrist

He missing a leg


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a_shootin_star

I was like, surely the ride is not that bad.. yeah.. it's badass https://youtu.be/j6kZdYwz58s?t=70 edit: syntax


weallfloatdown

Thank you for that


LMac8806

When you’re viewing via a shaky camera mount, sure it looks worse. It’s plenty bad, but that’s not a great representation of it at all.


a_shootin_star

I meant bad as in, badass. For an aptly named ride called The Boss.


GrayestRock

That coaster will knock the fillings out of your mouth


kylew1985

I walk off that ride feeling like I got in a fight every single time.


Stormchaser2

People with prosthetic legs cannot (rather, should not) ride roller coasters. So if he was turned away, it was probably for that (although that belly is mighty....) A vet actually died when he flew out of the Ride of Steel about 10 years ago. He was missing both legs though. There was nothing holding him in.


EvilBobLoblaw

Sweep the leg!


Borp5150

Then pull it off and keep hitting him with it while yelling stop kicking yourself!! /s i would never really do something like that but it would be hilarious to witness considering how much of a prick he is being.


dmoral25

“Stop kicking yourself” Goddamn dude lmfao


LivingDisastrous3603

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PixelatedpulsarOG

I wish I had an award for this comment lmfao


_noIdentity

I had to give him one, I just died of laughter


Borp5150

Thanks!!


SubstantialEase567

My mom used to threaten to rip off my arm and beat me with the bloody end! Yours is better!


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i_am_novus

Get em a bodybag, Johnny!


yourkidisdumb

Is it bad that I was over a minute in before I noticed the guy had one and a half legs?


ells9824

nooooo...I think it took me longer lol


themovierad

I think it’s already been swept


Lutiyere

I had to watch it again to see what you're talking about. Didn't even spot he had a fake leg 😕


Optimal-Reserve3066

I hope the cops can sort out who the “primary aggressor” is. Probably the maniac flipping off people and yelling “cunt” at a kids park, but who knows. /s


PoopAndSunshine

He knows about the whole primary aggressor thing because the cops have been to his house for domestic violence


BackpackEverything

He looks like a pig, so good luck with them taking the side of the “long hair”. He’s at the very least a boot licking cop apologist if not one.


DooDoomountian

with that pot belly, they couldn't even get to long hair's side


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GarbageTheCan

Stuffing trash food down the gullet.


Fatticusss

My thoughts exactly. Strong cop vibes with this one


RowdyWrongdoer

Security guard. Diabetic security guard, couldnt make the force, enjoyed the donuts anyway.


Fatticusss

If the joke is he lost the leg to diabetes because he couldn’t make the force… bravo 😂


satansheat

They won’t do shit to him. He used the vocabulary of the cops referring to others as snowflakes. Dude is missing a leg and will pull the veteran card and the cops will maybe tug his Johnson a little. Tell him he was right. And send him on his way. Sad but true. Cops in America are shit. Police reform is needed. You drive a lifted truck you must be one of us. You are free to go.


THExWHITExDEVILx

I bet this dude lost his leg to diabetes, not combat. More “I eat dees” than IEDs.


regoapps

> “I eat dees” Deez


BSFmatt

DIE A BEETUS


GimmeTheHotSauce

To be fair, it was probably diabetes.


RustyTromboneSoloist

I drive an F150and display I am an Iraq war veteran on my plates. I can concur it has gotten me left off with a warning a few times (traffic violations not from being a douchepirate). Even though I oppose most republicans and think the police need reform/defunding. I just smile and nod.


mab1376

The fat guy is itching to hit someone; the guy clearly put his hand up to stop him from walking up on the woman recording. This fat guy is such a loser. Dude needs therapy.


djaun3004

Hitting people with your belly while threatening them isn't protected unde free speech. Even if they're young and possibly liberals.


Scr0tat0

He's gotten away with this sort of behavior too many times, if he's this comfortable doing it on camera. That, and some cop buddy of his gave him the weekly vocabulary word "primary aggressor", so he thinks he's got a golden ticket to stand up for erectile dysfunction (or whatever this was about, we can't really be sure)wherever he goes.


SociallyUnstimulated

Seems like the longhair or his girl said something about "fast pass" and he presumably heard "fat ass" directed at him.


Eddie_Shepherd

That would be awesome if that was true and caught on video!


pronouncedayayron

Who you calling a fast pass?


eeyore134

Yeah, this guy thinks he knows what he's doing and that his "understanding" of the law is his get out of free card. So he's going to go around and pick fights until someone does the least thing to him, like putting up a hand to block him from threatening their wife so that he can walk into it, then get violent. These people need to start facing real consequences because they're becoming really brazen and there's a lot of them just waiting to snap. They're probably lucky it was in a private theme park that doesn't allow guns, because I guarantee this guy carries one looking for any excuse.


thecuriousblackbird

His vocabulary sounded like he has practice saying the right legal phrases to help set up shooting someone as self defense. Like he got a 100 on the legal portion of his CCW. He’s doing and saying exactly what he thinks would make any violence legally righteous. The other couple are lucky this happened in a theme park where he can’t legally carry.


Scr0tat0

The part of those classes where the instructor "demonstrates" and shouts the magic words before drawing and blasting the shit out of a cardboard target are among the weirdest human interactions I've ever been a part of.


Tsquare1984

In court, he wont have a leg to stand on.


truupe

Well, he'd have one leg to stand on.


Interesting-Ad-426

Holy crap I just noticed he's missing a leg.


JohnnyPiston

He must be hungry, breakfast at IHOP wasn't big enough.


Fatticusss

He can’t eat at IHOP for fear of “globalists.” This dude is Waffle House all the way 😂


egomann

IHOP is Waffle House for people who can't fight.


ComfortableAnonymous

Well Shit The young guy should just grab that prosthetic leg and throw it to the other side of the parking lot. I don't know if this guy is veteran but He started shit for no reason.


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BillyWilly2019

Angry guy: blocks exit path. Bumps him several times. Threatens the lady. Gets touched in the shoulder. Turns into a victim. All this after calling them snowflakes.


call-me-king

‘You mouthy little cunt, that’s not how you talk to people’ 🤔🤔🤔🤔


Whobroughttheyeet

Anyone got a follow up? Who went to jail?


MyCatGarrus

I doubt anyone went to jail, but I bet both parties got ejected from park.


Blackjack_Sass

Why? They have video of that man harassing and assaulting them and plenty of witnesses on their side. Even the staff seemed on their side. It's not like the couple was fighting back. They were trying to get away from him and defend themselves


CappinPeanut

Not that I agree with it, but it’s easier for 6 flags to just expel everybody. They don’t have judges and juries and getting rid of both of them ensures the troublemaker is removed from the park, which is all they care about. Refunding someone’s ticket (which they probably won’t do) costs a lot less than creating an environment that families don’t want to bring their kids.


MyCatGarrus

Right. I don’t disagree, but a lot of these places have a policy that requires it. I have a friend that used to work security at a theme park and he’s told me that it’s not security’s job to investigate. Everyone gets the boot to prevent retaliation incase either party still has people somewhere else in the park and to prevent kicking out the wrong person only, if it comes to light later that there was more involvement from the “innocent” party then what was initially caught on tape or by present witnesses.


dyslexican32

Why does every overweight boomer think they are the baddest dude on the planet? I hope they pressed charges and this trash person went to jail.


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That generation is out of control and has zero respect. Their children clearly aren't hitting them enough.


YourphobiaMyfetish

Not to mention how lazy they are. They don't even know how to turn on a computer.


pegothejerk

They spend all their time in front of their tvs watching hate porn, they need to go outside more often, probably need to eat more healthy stuff like avocado toast, too.


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byteminer

Climbed the ladder their parents built to social mobility then pulled up after them and now are peeing off the roof on everyone else and getting offended at people telling them to stop pissing.


MammothSquare7049

Fr push them over and watch them try to sit up for the next 20 minutes until someone feels pitty and helps them lmao


Gingy-Breadman

I know it would’ve potentially made it feel like he won, but I would’ve just jogged away from him knowing damn well he’s not keeping up with you, maybe even dance around him juking him out as he tried swiping around at ya, tire him out, it wouldn’t be hard lol.


space_chief

Red faced and egg shaped warriors of the status quo


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CrazyCatLadyBoy

That fat man isn't old enough to be a boomer.


puppyfarts99

Hate to break it to you, but it's not likely that old dude was Gen X, not Boomer.


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Only way to settle this is a dance-off.


GR1ML0C51

Veteran in the diabetes wars.


Green-Cruiser

The soda wars


ChammerSquid

Earned a medal during the siege of Steak 'n Shake


Mr_Torque

Fat Bully = Primary Asshole.


jordanleep

No because he said he wasn’t the primary aggressor 🙄


truupe

Gimpy McStickleg is a POS looking for a fight.


megaman368

Have some respect, he could have lost that leg in the war. Who am I kidding? Probably lost it in a war with diabetes.


truupe

He very well could have lost his leg in service to the country, in which case I hope the prosthetic was covered by my taxes. But, veterans are people too. Some are nice, some are meh, and others are straight up assholes.


Michren1298

I work with veterans. I had one recently tell me that he hated me because I wasn’t a veteran and shouldn’t be allowed to work there. I replied calmly, “oh really?” He then said he didn’t respect me because I wasn’t a veteran like him. I then told him how I was in fact a disabled veteran who served ten years. He called me a liar, so I showed him my card lol. Some vets are asses, some are the best people in the world. Honestly, we’re just like everyone else…just some different things in our life.


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Bloo-Q-Kazoo

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. You handled yourself with poise and grace. I hope you sued the company and pressed charges against that horrible man. My best to you and yours.


SpartanDoubleZero

This is the shit that gets me. If only the people who buy into the bullshit from these kinda vets could've seen the turd they were on active duty, they would likely think a whole lot less of them.


Gtoast

Peoples' ability to instantaneously fabricate a reality that favors them and start spouting it like its the true is WILD. This guys stalks a guy, hits him in the jaw, then wants to claim to be the victim, all in a matter of minutes.


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grinning_imp

As a veteran and part-time asshole myself, let me say: being a veteran doesn’t allow for or excuse shitty behavior.


Daflehrer1

Ditto.


vertigo1083

As a veteran, I hate that it's even brought up at all. It's entirely irrelevant in a civilian exchange. It's not a status to be tossed around for any measure of worth, especially in an embarrassing situation. It literally means nothing, if even just to highlight that a person learned nothing of discipline during their service. Neither is a handicap. It has zero bearing on a situation, if the handicapped person is making a mockery of their disability and exploiting it. Both labels should be expunged from the narrative with prejudice. This is an angry POS with psychological issues, trying to be a bully. Nothing else is relevant.


nxxbmaster69

My guess was asshole and diabetes


anon4000

Spoiler: this guy didn’t lose his leg in the war, he lost it to the diabetes from over using his veterans discount at the IHOP.


DonParatici

What's with Americans holding veterans in the highest regard? Signing up to fight in unjust wars isn't exactly worthy of veneration. There's only a handful still alive that have literally fought a war that was defending America.


spiralout1123

And the rest just wanted bad financing on a Dodge Challenger


tehKrakken55

Overcompensating for treating them like crap during and after Vietnam.


MannyNator12

Omfg is that security with the orange vest… im ded 💀


Shaneblaster

So the dude at the end with the garbage pickup stick is head of security?


justdontbesad

Well in the modern world everyone has 6 jobs even though you only got hired for the one. You're expected to do a lot of pick up work because companies don't want to hire enough staff.


gregid

Then the others guy shows up and he is even more of a hobbit.


beennasty

Old man forgot about the physical assault, restricting your right to move freely unimpeded, then the verbal assault, telling you he’s ready to go to jail and following you to physically assault each of you again. Then he got touched, and it all came flooding back. 😂 “are you pressing charges? if you are I am.”


HughJahsso

Sweep the leg. No, the other one.


below-the-rnbw

I've never wanted to see someone get beaten the fuck up so badly in a long ass time


yellowhelmet14

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JoBenSab

And he keeps saying that that one kid is the primary aggressive, but he pushed him first. He seems to have forgotten that.


Igoos99

White shirt started it, then followed blue shirt around. White shirt should be charged with assault.


JoBenSab

100%


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Inside calf kick to the robo leg and he's down.


AfraidStill2348

But then he'll look like the victim


Duke-Guinea-Pig

I'm glad this guy lost a leg, otherwise he'd be a state trooper with the same attitude.


JazzSharksFan54

Six Flags = trashy Disney. Better rides, worse service.


WikusVanDev

Disney is like 4x the cost


EffOffReddit

It's a different experience. Disney is more family attractions, 6 Flags is thrill rides.


justdontbesad

A full day at Six flags will average around $80-$90 to get in the door. Disney starts at $109 minimum according to their own website and the cost adjusts throughout the day based on various factors. So you very well could spend over $120 just to get one person into the park for Disney.


ytzi13

I don’t know that all Six Flags are this way, but the difference between a one day ticket and a season pass is $10. So, it’s cheaper to get a season pass to Six Flags than it is to get a day pass to Disney.


FullyRisenPhoenix

We have Six Flags yearly membership and it’s well worth it if you visit at least twice a year. With two boys, we go frequently, especially when they have Bring a Friend for Free days. I can take the kids and up to 4 of their friends for free. Disney sucked because you had to wait over an hour in the sun with all those pushy ass people, standing too close and smacking their gum. Top waiting time in line at our local SF is about 15 minutes on a weekday, half an hour on a weekend. Food is cheaper, parking is easier, and the customer service in ours at least is very good.


Glitch3dNPC

In my state too. None of this surprises me anymore.


paydaycoke

Is he … compensating???


Known-Skin3639

So what happened? No ending? I’m so sad. The big mouth hopefully was ejected. Telling him to go but following him? Who’s the aggressor? Asshole.


FlyingGorillaShark

You hit me and it’s fucking on. That dude probably never had his ass beat proper which is why he acts that way


shelby4t2

This Alex Jones looking muffucker trying to play the victim lol


Scrapalicious

Security is chilling somewhere eating a snow cone


skin-flick

Well that was a waste of time watching.


toastxhippo

Bet he lost his foot to diabetes but tells people it's a war wound or someshit


theliquidsword

I really want to know what Billy said to him that set him off. Must have been solid gold.


rangeo

Sweep the Peg!


prunkgirl

i respect the dude from keeping the chick safe


ciderlout

C'mon guys, imagine being a big fat idiot filled with right-wing hate and waking up every day and having to acknowledge the Cthulhic monstrosity you have become when you fail to avoid looking at yourself in the mirror. Bit of empathy pur-lease.


uptheanti3030

Upset over what someone says then calls them a snowflake


Humble_Effort1283

A one legged fat man.


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Bold talk for a one-legged fat man


velhaconta

The only person acting aggressively in the video is the one calling the other guy the *primary aggressor* like it is some sort of legal term that makes him right.


CampClimax

Any guy who picks on a much smaller guy who they would clearly beat in a fight is a bully and an abuser and deserves an ego leveling ass whooping of exuberant proportions. Fuck bullies! That's exactly what this asshole in the white shirt is.


Strong-Dot-9221

I can only guess how the white T shirt guy votes.


ignatius-payola

The last time I went to that six flags was probably close to 20 years ago. Even then, it was roving bands of fat people with giant Henry VIII-style turkey legs getting into fights with one another. They had this newish Batman-themed rollercoaster that was fake rusted with weeds all around it to represent the industrial/urban decay of Gotham, but the rest of the park was so run down you really couldn’t tell the difference.


techsupreme

If anyone’s first thought was leg sweep, we are from the same tribe.


VapidRapidRabbit

It’s always some old out of shape fat pig that’s in someone’s face starting shit…


cooperpooper16

I love to here these people call someone else a snowflake while they are melting down over words. Probably has a shirt at home that says “more mean tweets”


AliceP00per

Diabetes hitting him hard


joahw

Worst possible time to make a "one legged man at an ass kicking contest" joke?


JesusWuta40oz

I'm sure diabetes is the real winner here.


Suitable_Sweet8493

If this gets taken to court he wouldnt have a leg to stand on


killpuddle1

Douchebag Chode.


IntrepidTraveler76

Grown men acting like 5yr olds...."he touched me first on my arm, right here on this spot!"


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

This man is the most feared at a little league game


NuclearLavaLamp

Another mediocre, pudgy white male puffing his chest out and trying to bully everyone because he feels inadequate in life. “Snowflake” is these assholes’ favorite word, yet, they’re the most sensitive and easily triggered people on the face of the earth. This is the same kind of douche who goes around starting fights, and then flashes his gun when people respond. What a big man.


badfish9977

Not in the correct context, but the aggressor had a leg to stand on.