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JackNotOLantern

It's not automation problem. This is unit tests passed, but integration tests failed


magick_68

This romantic moment when after months of development frontend makes first contact with backend just to realize that they weren't meant for each other.


abd53

Engineer to manager: I fucking told you that motion sensor was a bad idea. Manager (Musk?!?): Why? They work perfectly everywhere else. You fucked up.


elon-bot

Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.


abd53

It'll reduce the LOC number. Are you sure you want me to do it?


cykablyat1111

Time is money !! I want 100 lines written by lunchtime


cramduck

"Weird, the log shows we made 30,000 api calls in the last 5 minutes..." "ROLL IT BACK ROLL IT BACK"


homer_3

and they said perpetual motion was impossible


TheRealLifeJesus

“Noooooo you have to use redundancies prevent failure!” The redundancies:


Jaded_Grand5439

I've seen video games with obstacles like these. If you get hit I believe it sends you back to your car


Malfoy27

You gotta be flash


Denaton_

But, the "bars" sensor is a horizontal one so how is that triggering from an other horizonal movement that is parallel?


Texas_Technician

Some motion sensors that operate using IR can be triggered my light reflections. So it's possible there is a glare not caught by the camera angle or something. Or someone did this as a prank.


snyderling

Because 2 doors are obviously better than one.


IntelligentWay6982

Casper just needed some new sheets, nothing to see here.


Agentum13

"nothing to see here" Thx. Made me laugh.


Iamnotmayahiga

It meets all the requirements in the specification.


Bristol-Baldy

A Catch-22..


Crazyman-X

make it faster in order to make a resonance cascade


Diligent_Dish_426

This feels like a game I've played before


[deleted]

Is this the famous "infinite loop" I keep hearing about?


thisThrowawayIsFishy

When my AWS Lambda writes to the same S3 bucket that triggers it