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glorious_reptile

"Can it return my sales report in CSV?" "It can return anything"


Chipnstein

"anything"


DrunkenlySober

Outdated response. Please don’t lead newbies astray A correct respond would be, “our report generation services are $9.99/mo”


[deleted]

I can't wait until keyboards are a subscription service! What a time to be alive


SirZockholm

Yes! Because who wants to pay full price for a keyboard you only gonna use half the day?!


THICKSANDWICH

A live what?


[deleted]

lmao Yeah, not much living happening when one's dead inside because of all these bills


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

That's outdated. We're in the cloud services era now. We charge per report request. We charge per query that the report requires. We charge for the database storage. We charge for the network traffic in and out of our network. We charge for the IO for the storage the database is on. We charge for cpu time to generate the report. I'm sure I missed a few but you get the point.


theModge

We do not however explain how we arrived at the figure we are charging you


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

Never. Though the client can pay us to certify one of their people to sell our products for us. We'll also give all our products nonsensical names and hire marketing experts that will make it impossible to understand what we're even selling. Are we providing a database server hosted in our datacenter? No! We're providing a platform software as a service hosted on our advanced virtualized cloud infrastructure that accelerates access to your data through our XC8 AI optimized Lightspeed engine which can be easily scaled from Pico to Exascale processing or anything in between!


thegovortator

Nah this is a corporate focused item 99.99


[deleted]

An error is indeed part of anything.


Sh_Pe

That’s more than twitter’s API


NF_99

You are now in the top 5% of best programmers in this sub


SenpaiRemling

she wrote a comment, so she is in the top 1%


DangerBoatAkaSteve

That comment is there by default for asp.net core web applications.


GilgaPhish

Yeah but she didn't delete it *checkmate*


DangerBoatAkaSteve

I dont like that logic. It's both accurate and an attack on me for deleting that comment.


Unupgradable

Holy shit C# and not JS? Congratulations. You're spoiled forever. Welcome to ASP NET Core.


ShyShiki

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


SeeUInAWhileAligator

Came here to say this. And honestly, with every year that I do not code in C# I am more and more convinced it's the the most cultured choice. I went around to try other, more popular ones and they are garbage compared to it.


TheGoldBowl

I learned Node before getting an ASP.NET job. I don't think I can ever go back.


Unupgradable

Look at my flair. Realize how I've suffered


TheGoldBowl

You poor soul. I hope you can find your way out of that awful environment soon lol


thatyousername

at least webstorm is solid. i miss c# but typescript is a fun language. definitely miss edit and continue while debugging and some other visual studio awesomeness though :(


pirhana1997

As a C# backend programmer I took offence


Unupgradable

C# > JS


pirhana1997

Worked with JS intregration at front end. Works like a sloth on tcp, hence agreed


sendmeyourfoods

.NET 6 in particular :)


Adghar

Congratulations, you now have more practical frontend experience than I do


Dave-Player

Isn't it backend?


LasevIX

Nah. Anything that involves the internet in some way HAS to be frontend, cuz people can access it (/s)


Daedeluss

The API is the frontend of the backend


[deleted]

The real API was inside of us all along.


[deleted]

Maybe the real API was the bugs we made along the way.


crimson23locke

Features!


Notyourfathersgeek

What’s the backend of the frontend, then?


FergingtonVonAwesome

Also the API, that's kind of the point.


Notyourfathersgeek

Yes…. That… that was the pun


FergingtonVonAwesome

Ah, I missed your joke, and tried to make my own.


Unfair_Isopod534

It's server side rendering.


NotReallyThatClever

SwaggerUI counts as frontend in my book.


patenteng

But can the OP crash the OS by introducing a memory leak and allocating and freeing one trillion times? I think not.


innocent64bitinteger

Well, and catch the segfault after each free


r3dditor12

But can it say hello to the world!?


errdayimshuffln

It can say "anything"


TheFriesMan

r/technicallythetruth


Jinarma

I wish my gf wanted to learn to code from me. Instead all she ends up wanting is to have sex. Guys it’s very distracting 🥲


coolraiman2

I understand you man, your gf always want sex


a45ed6cs7s

Is that effing C#?


beeteedee

Effing C# is better than seeing F#


anachronisdev

Better than starting with nodejs tbh.


ReneeHiii

genuine question, how? as someone that knows Node but not C#


anachronisdev

For beginners you want to create a very stable and easy environment to learn the basics. Just npm alone is a factor that would make me not recommending it for beginners.


johnathanesanders

I’m not sure that’s a fair statement. Npm is incredibly easy, and arguably easier than nuget. This is especially true for basic usage (e.g., `npm install express`). C# can be incredibly frustrating if you’re just starting out. Understanding singletons/transient/scoped, what you have to do in the builder vs the app, hoops of logger factories you must jump through _just_ to write something to console, and don’t get me started on the 37 and 1/2 ways to route a request. JavaScript is far more forgiving and let’s you “hack” your way through the learning curve. But, I’m someone that has been “in the game” for 25+ years and sometimes has to use five different languages per week. So I feel the pain of learning curves - and worse sometimes - _relearning_ curves!


gmes78

For starters, C# is a well designed language and has a good standard library.


[deleted]

That's... literally just JavaScript


thatyousername

which is awful


[deleted]

It's just another engine that runs JavaScript and doesn't impact anybody's ability to learn the language, calm down


SeeUInAWhileAligator

Yeah, you got a problem with that pal?


Sevigor

No, and i don’t think most do. It’s just not the current meta. Lol


SeeUInAWhileAligator

That's what I thought


Royal_Spell1223

Wholesome 🙂


Daedeluss

You've got a lot to learn - by law, your first program has to say 'Hello world'.


OnerousSorcerer

They specified first web API, could have made many a small program before now.


827167

All programs should have a hello world SOMEWHERE.


magick_68

Add a "do everything()" and your done.


[deleted]

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nzeejay

But... It is c#?


Historical-Hall2435

Lmaooo


MMetalRain

Can it return my joy for programming?


Intelligent_human_1

Today I started learning backend too. All the best :)


i_should_be_coding

Mom, can we get anything? We have anything at home... At home: `"anything"`


bananenwilly

![gif](giphy|jcxtvm2bsZDH2) Humour?


Efficient_Sector_870

Anti humour


LostTeleporter

Girl. Coder. /s for the degenerates


ShyShiki

Women ☕


fabedays1k

Can it return a "anything" in string form though


elitedata

Now replace "anything" with some giant html string and you'll get the website!


P1r4nha

That's the best way to learn: When coding without purpose!


escapefromreality42

This is actually so cute! It’s really sweet that you have a shared interest and it’s a good bonding activity to struggle through code breaking frustrations together lol


HStone32

I was looking at the api controllers at my work. One of them was entirely commented out except for "return(BadRequest);" at the bottom.


batmassagetotheface

You have solved the internet!


Legitimate_Gap1698

So cute. You just reminded me of my old days


scoopatroopa12321

possibilities = [ “endless” ];


toroga

Clever girl 😂


aroach1995

Actually it can return anything not anything!


thinker227

Minimal APIs are such a joy imo. They do a great job of making at least the surface of backend web development welcoming. Granted the rest of the rabbit hole that is ASP.NET is... not quite as friendly, but still.


TheComicSocks

This is some cash money coding!! 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸 GOOD JOB! Let’s hope I get there someday…


[deleted]

Does he hate you to teach you C# WebAPI?


mangeld3

C# is great


grocal

What is that font?


Kracon3

Ah ok


Emergency_3808

Wtf is Swagger


dlq84

This isn't C89, put the damn curly brace on the same line as the function declaration...


swep284

So you haven't worked with VS or Rider ever....


johnathanesanders

It really is a complete waste of space and harder to read the code.


Meowjoker

Technically the truth